Overwatch: Non POL-SJW Edition
>what are you excited for?
>what platform are you getting it on?
>who is best girl?
Get in here anon's
>>333305092
D-Va is best tier.
>>333305092
Nothing. Game is boring shit.
>non pol
so cuck thread then?
>>333305092
The game is just a TF2 copycat but more boring. There is nothing to talk about.
Bastion is best girl
>>333305092
D-doritos? Is there more?
Love me some Tracer desu
>>333306486
There's a better version but I can't find it :(
>>333306528
same desu senpai
>What are you excited for
Being an annoying tracer, tanky roadhog, or healslut Mercy
>Platform
PC when it inevitably goes F2P
>Best girl
Mercy
>>333305092
more d.va
>>333305092
might have to download overwatch just to play as this semonotic demonoid
>>333305741
no, just another shill thread
>>333305092
>nothing
>none
>none
Wow, great thread OP.
>>333306889
A-ah! Does she keep going?
>>333306816
>healslut Mercy
I'd let you heal me all the way.
>>333305092
Racist polack hater
I haven't had a chance to play yet, but
>New objective based FPS, I just like FPS games
>probably Xbone to play with my friends
>Dunno her name, but I'd say the medic/angel woman
So the the beta in early May for those that pre-order?
Or is it a truely open beta?
>>333305092
>what are you excited for?
The porn of the indian, egyptian and milf angel
>what platform are you getting it on?
None
>who is best girl?
I dunno, I'd probably like the angel one, Mercy was it?
>that networking video finally silencing the retards
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU JESUS
There was a SFM video of D-VA sucking dick that I swear to god I think has vanished from the internet.
>Releasing story and character oriented trailers
>For a game that has no story
>>333307347
>networking video
what?
Is this about the tickrate?
>>333305092
>what are you excited for?
Actually fucking playing
>what platform are you getting it on?
PC
>who is best girl?
D.Va
>>333307356
>advertising
>for a game that wants to make money
whoa....
Mei and Mercy seem fun, I plan on playing mainly support with this game.
>>333307216
Pre orders get extra days
>>333307436
google you fuck
>you have to be from /pol/ to not agree with bending to sour women demands
Guess this is a reddit thread
>>333308107
And the only way of disagreeing is bitching and shitposting on /v/, right?
>finally getting to try the beta
>pc
>pharah
>>333308336
>bitching and shitposting
Guess it really is a reddit thread
>>333308107
>>333308465
You have to be from pol to derail the fucking subject that's for sure.
>tfw /in/
It's a lot of fun but the playerbase is terrible, you're stuck playing against groups who got to invite all their friends or total morons.
ask me what you want
![Farah_LOQO_Portrait[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gMDvx7S.jpg "Farah_LOQO_Portrait[1].jpg")
>>333308347
>literally built from porn donut steal
I hope SFM explodes with Pharah getting horses on all her holes.
>>333308664
>game is completely about ass
>sour woman demands ass removal
>don't agree with blizzard bending to every sour woman they meet
>this is somehow unrelated to video games
>I am now /pol/
shill logic
MODS DELETE THIS SHILL THREAD
>>333308926
Wouldn't be averse to that
>>333307993
Cant listen to vid since im watching this at work.
All I can do is watch two nu males awkwardly mouth to a camera.
Whats the tl;dr?
>>333305092
That's a good looking Dorito..
>>333309297
They try their best to explain the term netcode to casuals who have no idea how the internet works. After that they state the game does run at 20.8 tick and that it will be running custom/tournament games at 60hz.
Enjoyed it a lot more before they changed Mercy's voice.
Top women in OW:
1) Widowmaker
2) D.VA
3) Pharah
>>333309281
I wasn't hating on it, either, just think it's funny how nobody seems to care.
Sure, there's not that much that can be done with Egipcian hotties but at least don't give her the same name, for fuck's sake.
Do I get early access if I preorder?
>>what are you excited for?
The idea of another objective based first person shooter with continues updates that isn't just TF2
>what platform?
PC
>best girl?
mei.
>>333309628
Yeah
>>333307029
Ebin XD
>>333309552
You forgot Mercy and D.Va made it's way there somehow.
>>333309281
where can i find that, and others?
>>333309925
I couldn't decided between Pharah and Mercy, boss, but you're right.
>>333309782
Best grill
>>333309951
That one is by ZalSFM. Just about any place you go to find sfm content has overwatch content.
>>333308862
Does it look like Blizzard will be able to actually balance things or is it a mess that changes with every patch?
>Elder God Tier
Mei
>Pretty Gud Tier
D.Va
Symmetra
>Basic Bitch Waifu Tier
Mercy
Widowmaker
Pharah
>/d/egenerate Tier
Zarya
>>333310192
>make tumblr to track sfm porn easily
>start adding 2D artists
>start adding artists
>keep adding shit I didn't intend to
>can't find any SFM updates anymore
FUCKING TUMBLR.
Also, is dotacouch dead?
>>333309552
Exactly this.
>>333306486
>>333309951
Google sankaku Overwatch sfm and go nuts
>>333310362
Replace Mei with Mercy and you'd have good taste.
>>333305092
>what are you excited for?
More sfm smut. Couldn't give less of a fuck about the actual game.
>>333305092
>hype for sjwatch
its not alarming that at any given moment something could be removed for no other reason besides hurt feelings?
>>333310751
I think this game would make a better animated movie.
>>333306528
Get that butt out of here this a worksafe board, jesus christ.
>>333311083
then the only way to discuss it would be to go to /co/mblr.
Not to mention the r34 would die out after a month.
>>333311083
>make a better animated movie.
>Blizzard getting involved in a medium were writing is more important then anything else.
Nah m8.
>>333305092
Here's a tip from someone in the beta:It's shit
>>333310315
As of now everything is surprisingly balanced, they have managed over the past few months to correctly pick out what was wrong and tweak it into line with the rest of the game. It's pretty crazy considering how they haven't been able to balance their other games but for whatever reason they have figured it out for OW.
They still have a few more issues to address but it's all pretty good.
>>333311423
Can you actually specify?
I'm a slave to the booty.
>>333311952
>>333311658
Well that's good to know and a bit surprising. One of the biggest things I was worried about was Blizzard constantly throwing the balance around often enough that it just became an annoyance. I'm guessing most of the heroes are pretty viable within their roles?
>>333306816
>tanky roadhog
i got some bad news for you roadhog gets instagibbed by almost everyone.
him and dva are currently the 2 shittiest tanks
>>333311405
>Warcraft
>>333307216
its full open on may 5-9
pre orders get on early from may 3-9
>>333312146
There are a few characters like Torb, Symmetra, and Bastion who are a little more situationally useful or require your team to help them out but overall everyone is good and there aren't any holy shit why would you pick that characters. They generally buff/nerf a character for a couple weeks and see how it goes, if it works alright and if it doesn't they seem to know exactly how to fix it. Genji is a good example in how he was just way too strong and dominated pubs and comp games. First they nerfed his health and after some time with that everyone could see it just wasn't working, what they ended up doing was buffing his health back up, changing melee damage, and lowering his shuriken damage by 20%.
The only real issue that pops up is the lack of hero limits and the ability to change characters as much as you want mid game. There are times where you can run into a 5 diva+Lucio stack and it's just not an enjoyable game to be a part of.
>>333312067
>>333312681
Neat, thanks for the info anon.
Widowmaker has a nicer ass than Tracer, tbqh.
>>333312946
>>333313169
das it mane
>>333312067
Gets me everytime.
>>333312946
Don't think anyone said otherwise
>>333306816
>PC when it inevitably goes F2P
It's Jewzzard we're talking about
>>333312946
>>333305092
kill yourself you dumb faggot
>>333313169
DELETE THIS
>>333313820
>Widowmaker's expanding ass will almost certainly be censored out, if it already hasn't
How does it feel knowing Satan has won?
>>333311658
Wait until casuals play, torb,bastion and hanzo scatter will all be nerfed
best girland ASScoming through
>>333305092
But anon I'm only interested in it because of the shitstorm around it. It looks like a pretty horrible game.
>>333314104
No it won't. Her front expands as well. It would be discrimination against the transsexual community.
>>333305092
>Non POL-SJW Edition
>>333314376
Wait, she really expands? For what purpose? Webms?
>>333314376
that webm is good
>SFM porn
>N/A
>Widowmaker
>>333314973
needs more futa
>>333305092
nothing
-
zenyata
>>333315325
Yeah, that's a shame. She's has thighs for days.
>>333313169
>non SFM model is all screwed up
>no face bones
>no ass bones
>cut the head off of the porn model
>attach it to the normal model
>add ass bones
>the weights are reversed and her ass falls inwards
I'm happy people are porting the models, but man. I just want to shake Widowmaker's ass around.
>>333315774
>not gazing into zenyattas iris lovingly
>>333315325
>>333315774
>>333315989
zenyatta is a robot and identifies as a male
>>333315858
Some of us have the good shit.
>>333316119
ill be the best girl for him then
>last beta wave was 2 weeks ago
>>333316165
Them jiggle bones? I could never get the hang of them, so I just animate it by hand. I have the tits out model with all the needed bones to commence the jigglin', but I want to animate stuff that can be posted on /v/, so that model is out.
What does Blizz gain from not letting anyone into thier "exclusive" closed beta?
>>333316236
>mooching off friend that's /in/
>>333317107
Hype?
>>333315067
Don't worry, that train won't stop for a LONG time
>there was just a long webm of Widowmaker taking 'liberties' with a trapped Tracer.
Is badly animated futa SFM porn all I'm gonna get? I want something 2d and pretty for once
>>333318036
Where? Fucking tumblr is a mess, you search for something but it doesn't exist even if you know better than that.
>>333318492
2D takes a SHIT long amount of time. Making a good animation takes time too, but not nearly as long. I've done both, and dear God does animating 2D take the longest. What did you have in mind for an animation though? I've got Mei, Tracer, Widowmaker, D.Va and Mercy.
>>333318579
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5215741
I believe this is the one he's talking about
>>333310527
>Ordering food from Amazon
Sure love these four year old Doritos that arrived open and stale.
>>333320492
t-soni is a god. I mean it could be better but at least is not a 6 second loop with different camera angles.
>>333320492
>you'll never be Tracer and be bred by Widowmaker
