How long until people finally grow out of Nintendo?
It's hard to grow out of playing good games.
>>333280021
Nintendo's games are shit, though. Are you seriously defending playing them past the age of 18?
>>333280257
Name a good Sony game that's not /v/-approved
Sorry you hate great games, anon. Maybe you should consider getting a life. Or alternatively, killing yourself.
>>333279817
How long until you grow out of /v/?
>>333280430
>le b-but sony meme incoming
>>333279817
I don't have much interest in Nintendo's first-party output these days aside from Kirby, but the older stuff they made is still solid.
>>333280021
With the amount of Nintendo shills on /v/. Id say never
>>333279817
Why do you keep bashing Nintendo? Did Nintendo rape your family?
>playing games other than social acceptable mobile games
>over the age of 12
you guys are sad desu senpai
>>333280521
>>le
Literally kill yourself
>>333279817
How long until you finally grow out of video games? Get a girlfriend and a job and find some socially acceptable hobbies you fucking loser.
>>333280802
>Li
>kill
>el
>>>/reddit/
>>>/9gag/
>>>/Gaia/
>>>/out/
>>>/trash/
>>>/s4s
>>333279817
Why do you care?
>phomeposter
Nevermind, you just want to shitpost.
Never with people like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYoHhvVH28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHVa1xFksJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmigPy7Z3rg
>>333280948
>>>/8ch/
>>333280257
Don't be gay, anon. Splatoon and bayonetta are pretty fun. Unless you've got a stick up your ass.
>>333280021
>Nintendo
>good games
I'm 19 and I haven't grown out of them. Why would I? Nintendo makes and publishes some cool stuff.
>>333280257
>Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon
>Splatoon
>Xenoblade Chronicles/X
>Pandora's Tower
>Super Mario Galaxy 2
>shit
>>333281263
I love cherry picking too.
>>333280521
>le
Anon, the only people saying that now is fucking /v/ there is no one you are parodying, I'm pretty sure reddit grew out of that shit and is just eating slightly more fresh excrement.
How long 'til people stop playing perfect games and start enabling kusoge out of their third parties again?
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>>333281427
>the only people saying that now is fucking /v/
and who said I was wasn't parodying /v/? I thought that was clear enough.
Why did NoA decide to make Nintendo the Disney of consoles?
>>333281340
I like Nintendo but modern mystery dungeon sucks chode and I don't like my games getting any sort of censorship.
>>333280430
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>>333281340
Time to grow up, Nintendo fanboys.
You need to realize there's no difference than watching MLP (show for kids) and playing Nintendo (games for kids).
And to think, you never bash the latter for the same reasons you do the former. How strange.
>>333280257
>Mature games for M-rated individuals such as myself
When you grow up you'll stop being so obsessed with seeming like a grown up. I'm married and own my own house but I still enjoy Nintendo games.
>>333281481
>Zwarme
It's ZWAME, a Portuguese website.
https://jogos.zwame.pt/review/bayonetta-2/
>>333281624
but games like little big planet and parappa the rapper aren't meant for kids?
>>333279817
There are some franchises I'm sticking with still. 3D Mario, Zelda andMetroid. Don't care for Smash, Kart, Kirby, DK, Starfox, etc anymore. I didn't really grow out I mean I still play vidya but I just got tired of some of the series'.
I still have hope for a proper Metroid.
>>333281624
This
>>333281590
Yeah but that's under to context of shitposting. I get what you're saying though.
>>333280021
Maybe in the old days, but Nintendo has released shit lately.
>>333281624 (You)
How long until you grow out of your autism?
>>333281624
>games aimed with an appeal to everyone on the same level as a show exclusively aimed at young girls
Holy shit sony fans.
>>333281619
>modern Mystery Dungeon sucks chode
The only PMD game that sucks is Gates to Infinity. You're crazy if you think Super is anything less than the best Mystery Dungeon ever released (or at least comparable with Explorers of Sky).
>hunger bar goes down faster
>standard attacks do next to nothing in damage so now you have to use actual Moves, forcing you to pay attention to PP
>enemies now can be significantly higher level than you (level 50 enemies when you're level 13), forcing you to prepare before a dungeon and use items efficiently and strategically in order to win fights
>allies no longer join you randomly, but as a reward for every mission you play (not the best, but better than going through a dungeon to get to a legendary only to beat it and it not join you), removing the RNG element
>Dungeons are shorter but harder (most dungeons aren't more than 10-15 floors in length)
>Gravelrocks are now non-existant, meaning you can't abuse the system by hitting enemies that can't reach you
>enemies can evolve mid-battle if they knock out you or your teammates even once, making them even stronger and tougher to beat
>enemies can use items on you
Not to mention it has music like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62ep8uK8nfQ
>inb4 muh picture
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games have ALWAYS gotten low critical review scores. Look up Explorers of Sky on Metacritic. You'll see.
>>333281624
>MLP (show for kids)
Now I know you're a newfag
>>333281624
>implying I give a shit of what people watch
Not unless they're a furfag or have an anime avatar.
>>333279817
Well people have been buying their products for over 120 years, so hopefully long after you die.
>>333280257
Maybe it's just my nostalgia goggles, but Nintendo has, and still makes good games.
>>333280257
how does anyone defend playing videogames past the age of 18?
In my experience people who act like they're too old for Nintendo games are generally teenagers who want to seem mature. Actual mature adults will play a game because it's good, not because it makes them feel like an adult.
>>333280021
/Thread
So hows everyone enjoying Pokken?
Star Fox zero comes out in less than a month! Make sure to get your Fox/Falco Amiibos for extra fun!
>>333282505
Easy.
Video games are entertainment, with various games aimed at various different age groups but quality prevalent all throughout.
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>>333282505
>all this denial
Fuck off, Shitendo fagboys. Why don't you go lap up more of Reggie and the Treehouse's diarrhea?
>>333279817
Well, I'm not buying any more of their shit since they remuv breast slider in XCX, but 3DS piracy is gold now, so probably until the next kirby game
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>>333282535
Now is the time that you realize that 75% of /v/ is around the age of 16. Shit, my sister is 11 years old and shitposts here often, it's probably one of the easiest boards to bait on 4chan because it's mostly kids baiting kids.
>>333282669
Nintendo is labeled as one of those timeless videogame companies with the aimed demographic towards anyone and everyone, young and old. That's been what they've aimed for since the start and that's what they'll continue to aim for.
Everyone knows Mario because a lot of people grew up with him, both normalfags and classic vidya players, and when they see a new Mario game they'll play it because it's easy and fun to pick up.
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>>333282230
>those PMD scores
Just, what the fuck? I guess this is the reason I don't take review sites seriously anymore.
>>333282941
NO STOP IT VIDEO GAMES WEREN'T MEANT TO BE FUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>333281624
Bronies (rightly) received ridicule because of how they made watching their show into an entire "lifestyle" and started having big ass autistic cons and shit, not simply because they were watching MLP.
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>>333283365
>generalizations are okay when its a group I don't like!
>when people act dumb in a group that means the whole group is bad!
Literally you right now. There is and never has been anything wrong with bronies.
>>333283552
>Pokemon Colosseum
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team
Those review scores are shit. SHIT!!! (though the user scores are on point)
>>333283552
>kirby air ride got a 61
i was wondering for years when air ride 2 would be coming out but i guess that explains it
>>333283707
I even conceded that the act of watching the show wasn't inherently bad (which is a lot more than you'll get from most people) the fuck else you want from me?
>>333283993
I take issue with people taking the terms made for fans of things to be applied to mean anything other than simply liking something.
You aren't really wrong.
Why did you make this thread OP?
>>333283552
>Kirby's air ride and billy hatcher that low
>>333284720
Billy hatcher was shit though. Take off your nostalgia glasses.
>my virtual toys are better than your virtual toys, the thread
>>333284915
Fuck you, take off your shit glasses.
>he still plays nintendo
>he still plays kiddie games
>he hasn't felt the touch of any woman other than his mother
>he still defends nintenshit like a permavirgin and with no potential for changing it
I know by default playing video games make you a loser, but Nintendies are the real losers among you /v/irgins.
>>333279817
Good luck on trying to convince this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icA5TQYPEiA
>>333285274
Nice post
>>333285554
Why is my being a virgin a bad thing? I like video games and prioritize schooling and work over finding a relationship. Why MUST I try to have sex? Can't I just enjoy my video games alone and in peace?
>>333279817
Just making this thread screams underage fag
>>333285554
It's okay now OP.
>>333285554
>Projecting: The post
>>333280257
Your opinion is less popular. Most of the gaming world respects and loves Nintendo
>oh hey anon, we're just going to chad's for a threesome,
>he actually grew up instead of playing kiddie games like you.
>yeah we'll be playing the new street fighter while the loser sucks his dick
>maybe he'll go back to jacking it to his cartoon girls while playing nintenshit like every other night lol
>shame, we could have had it with him if only anon grew up lol
>>333286137
Jokes on them, Chad's probably jacking it to the cartoon girls on Street Fighter instead
>>333285921
This guy except everything Nintendo dishes out?
>>333279817
Ironically the more mature you are the less you care about how people view you.
Better question is when will you grow up both physically and mentally.
>>333279817
how long until people grow out of shitposting?
>>333280021
you drones overrate everything to the point that I become so annoyingly punchable
>All this deflection
>All these nintendie posting
>All these permavirgins
Holy shit, nintendo fuckboys are the worst. They should literally kill themselves. Like holy fuck, how do they even live with themselves... oh right, they live in their mom's basement where they'll never have to face reality anyway. What sad fucks these are.
>>333282560
Pokken is not one of the good games for reasons I'm not going disclose because nobody who plays it knows how fighting games works and there's no point in a one-sided discussion about the mechanics of the game.
>>333280257
pew pew pew lets play COD BLOPS ZOMBEEZ
OMFG NEWB U KILL STEEL
U HAXZORS I GOT ACTSHIN WEPLAY
YER CUNTROLLER IS MODDED I FUX UR MOM HAXZORS
>>333279817
>be a Masterace+Nintendo gamer
>bro loans me his Vita
>has quite a few games plus PS+
>only play P4G and Injustice
>buy a PS3
>finally can play to only console only Metal Gear
>FUCKING CUTSCENSE UPON CUTSCENSES
>decide it play some rpgs
>get FFXIII (lel)
>feels like no actual rpg elements so dropped
>can't think of any other PSx game I'd want to play
>PS3 start collecting dust
>Steam and Nintendo have a steady diet of my money.
>no fucks given because I'm having fun and am mature enough to not make the opinions of others dictate how I live my life
