How to git gud?
>>333173154
meme magic
>>333173154
Bait people.
Coil up, wait for someone to circle you, boost out when circle is almost full.
Works everytime.
>>333173154
Make other worms hit your worm. Don't hit other worms.
Do you play aggressive or friendly? Why?
>>333173581
I just try to stay small and surprise assassinate the large sneks.
What is this laggy piece of shit?
esport competition when
Play it like you would play Tron.
Move alongside, then, unpredictably, speed in front of them.
Like taking candy from a baby.
At work, playing on mobile is a bitch
Don't bother.
No matter how good you get, the lag will still find a way to fuck you
I encircled the biggest guy in the game,
Feels Good
I then promptly press the Forward button on my mouse and accidentally left the game
Feels Bad
>playing this laggy trash
>>333175443
I only play it because I hate myself but I cannot find the courage to kill myself.
>when your nickname is "die reddit" and the guy understands he had to kill the reddit worm to escape certain death
>freshly-spawned baby snek
>happen upon a huge snake coiled around three smaller snakes
>ram straight into his head, killing him and freeing his prey
>>333176057
Fuck off lag shitters REEEEEEEEEEE
Would this game be improved if there were teams, and it wouldn't be possible to team-kill?
Why so much lag? Shit game.
>>333176415
It would be improved if it wasn't laggy
>>333177040
This.
>>333173154
>nickname is set to "the fighting pit"
>circle multiple people
>they fight to the death
>I always let the winner leave alive
I finally reached first on the leaderboard for awhile.
Name was BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
>drifting along outer rim
>find big reddit snake
>tries to charge at me
>boost
>suddenly super snek racing
>race along the very edge
>proceed to inch ever so slightly to grind his face straight into the border
holy shit was that satisfying
>tfw boosting in a feeding frenzy
Fucking turn it into a demolition derby
>when your game lags so hard it breaks the app
>>333177898
play on pc
>>333178003
At work famalam
>>333178049
>slacking off at work
when the slow mo hits hard
>spawn in center
>gigantic fucking massacre of giant sneks
>rise to rank 11 in fucking moments
>die for no reason, didn't run into anything
ok
i was THE GIGANTIC HYPER BENIS if anyone was there
>>333178425
looks like one of those ebin anime moments
>>333178425
It's like one of those moments in the Fast and the Furious where everything slows down for a split second before shit hits the fan lol
R8 me
>>333178425
I think everyone stopped at the same time. I did.
>>333173154
>How to git gud?
Not boosting into the clusterfuck with wild abandon.
When you get large enough(top20 or so) you can form a huge circle and stay within your tumblr safezone without risking encirclement for a moment of peace.
>>333179178
8/8 m8
>>333174323
How the fuck were you able to get away with grazing your eyes INSIDE OF HIM
but if i even touch a tiny pixel i die.
>>333179178
>doesn't know how to compress
2/10
>>333174956
>no lag
hi dev, epic shilling
>>333174323
>>333174956
>>333176043
>>333178425
webm settings?
>Name is 'LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG'
>Everyone thinks you can't react for shit
>Act sluggishly in the outskirts
>Actually no lag at all
>Surprise attack maneuvers
>???????
Come and chill at the outskirts bros
>>333179793
haha good job
>>333179214
>Not boosting into the clusterfuck with wild abandon.
I don't know why anyone would want to play any other way. God I love crashing a bunch of snakes at once.
Too bad it's not practical as a giant snake because their turn speed is so shit.
>>333176043
>no lag again
fix the game for everyone you worhtless piece of shit of a dev
>>333179903
this desu honest fampai
>>333179560
Probably Chrome, runs fine of that for me but pure shit on FF.
>>333179992
I'm using chrome. Still lag.
>>333179992
lag != frame drops
>>333180091git gud :^)
>>333180304
The shitty framerate really hampers responsiveness making it feel more like lag than there actually being lag (there still is regardless).
>When you make it onto the leaderboard for the first time
>>333180775
Feels like you've wasted your life, huh?
>>333180838
Yes. Especially when I'm immediately thwarted by a tiny snek before making it higher than #10
>>333180775
>when you made it onto the leaderboard but forgot to make your name dank enough
Jesus fuck the lag on this is a hundred times worse than agario.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
Aggressively coiled any smallfags that got close. Then trap another one before I'm done with the first. Then another. I keep expanding to trap more, and the first guy has to wait to die for 5 minutes.
I don't care if you're not worth the boostloss to trap, I'm still coiling you.
>guy runs into my side
>i die
great game
Are you okay, anon?
how fast does your internet need to be to not have a 2 second delay on every action?
>>333181676
it's shit servers
see the retard dev has smooth gameplay
>>333174323
>>333174956
>>333176043
>>333181091
Why do 9/10 people calli it agario?
Did you say "cursorsio" for cursors.io? Do you call this game "slitherio"?
>smaller snakes are way too fucking fast
Love this meme. My favorite is when people are obviously completely fucking oblivious to how hard they fucked you. You don't DESERVE to feast on my corpse you braindead fucking barrier.
>>333181920
yes.
>>333181676
It will run like shit as long as you're not playing in the server itself
FUCK OFF WITH THIS LAG AAAAAAAAA
>>333181920
Don't you call this site 4chanorg?
>>333174323
>>333174956
>>333176043
add a low quality mode because I genuinely do not know what fucking computer this issupposed to be able to run on
I'm getting bored of sitting around for 5-10 minutes waiting for an even bigger snake to fuck up (while I'm already on the leaderboard) so I'm just gonna start going hyper aggressive constantly.
>>333179192
Look at the big ass reddit snek on the top, it also stopped.
>>333181014
>cut off the NIS from THE GIGANTIC HYPER BENIS
i feel ashamed and i hope no one saw it
>>333182305
it's posted by the dev, literally everyone is complaining about massive lag
>Names are censored now
Seriously nigger?
The servers are in Brazil you morons, it's just brazilians posting, not the dev.
>>333179536
compressing is the sub 10k plebians mistake
>>333182356
i'm way better as a small snake, i can usually fuck a big snakes shit up but once i'm big i choke
Can someone explain the controls other than mouse and boosting?
>>333182616
What name you trying to use? You can get around the censor for most names.
>>333182759
There are no other controls.
>>333182759
that's all
>>333182626
>damage control
>>333182818
I just meant that I don't remember the dev doing shit like this for his earlier games that he shilled on /v/ and I assume he's gone full twitch shekels now
>>333176043
>inside a big worm
>eat snek so you get bigger and reduce your available room
>>333182576
>Have a high-spec Gaymin computer
>Only have lag in occasional spikes/when bignigs die
Upgrade your PCs m8s, I even have pretty shitty internet
>>333183212
>worm
>snek
?
>>333183632
snek is worm spirit
FUG i managed to get to #3 as anthony burch than died.
>>333177238
your pretty gud
Slither? More like SHITTER
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>333183621
>Have a high-spec Gaymin computer
to run a shitty minimalist game that should run on a phone
>Upgrade your PCs m8s
sure retard, I'm going to buy a $1000 PC just to run a Commodore64 tier game
>Coiling around 3 smaller sneks and forcing them to fight to the death
>Letting the victor go free afterwards
I feel so powerful
>voar.io with just the moon is gone forever
>actually about to get to leaderboard
>Everything is goin fine
>Suddenly lag
Every damn time
>used to make simple, fun, stupid games
>introduced usernames
>introduced flags
>introduced Reddit
It's not fun anymore when everyone is just an attention whore.
>>333184180
Well alright, your loss.
>>333184189
what size is your snake when you do this?
>>333184402
>MOON SOON
I miss it.
>>333184728
I can't remember my size but I was about 35 on the leaderboard
>>333184642
Not my fault the dev can't code for shit.
>name Self WITNESS ME
>Do nothing but suicide into the biggest snakes
>don't even go after their dots, just watch everyone rush in and also die
SHINY AND CHROME
How go I git gud
Was VOAR really that good? It seems boring to me.
>>333185195
just play smart, for fuck's sake i'm a shitter who's done countless fotm's and this is the first one i've ever hit top ten on.
Playing on mobile can get confusing at times
>>333185126
>big plays going down with big sneks
>small crevice inbetween ~6 sneks
>everyone's trying to stay away from eachother
>mfw rush the fuck in zipping everywhere inbetween with zero fucks given just to see what comes out of it
>crash 4 players and die in the process
>>333185195
Be agressive but know when to back off and curl up in defense.
Never let somone form a loop around you
do >>333185126
and kill a huge guy to create a cluster fuck of idiots diving in to get orbs.
Don't be an idiot that dives in to get orbs.
>>333184620
lagspikes arent fun either
What was the goal in voar?
Why does this game lag so hard in particular?
>>333186003
Orbiting. Rocketfags are just jelly.
>>333186105
shit server in Brazil
>BERNIE SANDERS IS A KEK
>make it to the top of the leaderboard
>the "KEK" part is cut off
fuck
>Tfw lag works in your favor
>>333186306
Then
>Tfw it doesn't
When you start you should be aggresive and kill big sneks so you can get some headstart. You can restart immediately, so don't hesitate to go for much bigger sneks. When you gain some length you should be more passive and cautious. Don't engage in fights. If two people are fighting, just wait until one of then ultimately dies, so you can collect blobs and grow. Be wary of little sneks, because they may fuck you up. Try to coil around others and slowly suffocate them. Always be cautious and don't risk if you don't have to.
>decide to check out agar to see if there are still people playing
>see this
What the fuck happened?
>>333186731
well, these games are made by a literally autistic brazilian
what did you expect?
>>333180775
Ive gotten to #1 atleast 5 times in 1 day famalama.
yall just nees to git gud i guess
>>333186731
What did you expect honestly?
>>333186731
It became profitable
>>333185126
WITNESS ME
>>333175397
thought i was the only one fighting the good fight against 4chan cucks
>>333187448
Do you actually have to pay to get the leddit skin?
>>333187746
yes
$3
>>333187874
Wow. That's just sad.
i was #7 for a second, tried to go between 2 bigger guys and they teamed up on me
>>333187448
So you're on 4chan posting about how much better reddit is.
lol fucking pathetic desu senpai.
>>333187874
haha what a cuck
post your high scores
>24k
>>333187874
>>333188164its free
>tfw found my calling as Chat Snek Get Banged
Now jsut need to git gud
>>333187874
kys famalama
lel
ez af
>>333187874
don't forget to Ctrl+R to activate custom skins
>big snake dies
>several smaller ones feast on his corpse
>I attempt to trap them all since I am humongous in size
>one of them notices the impending doom and tries to escape
>it's futile I trap them all
>slowly coil around them
>they kill each other in a mad fight for survival
>I consume them all anyway
an almost sexual kind of feel
>>333188879
Oh. THAT'S how you do it.
Why do I always die to my own stupidity.
>>333173154
daaamn I'm getting old
This is some laggy shit right here
>>333173154
Why is this game getting shilled all the time?
>name myself peaceful muslim refugee
>kill huge snek with german flag skin
reppin the hometown.
>>333189902
new flavor of the month reddit game
>agar.io
>warin.space
>vore.io
>follow a big guys tail for awhile and don't attack
>he tries to kill me but I just avoid and continue following him until he accepts it
>suddenly giant snek appears and tries to trap us both
>quickly dash to his tail to escape
>he hits me right when I get to his backside
>bro snek and I split him half and half and go our separate ways
>>333189982
>4chan /v/ Team
>Perfect 22515
How do we do this?
>>333189913
>>333190128
>4chan /v/ Team
>some faggot can't gain points without help
>be ~2000 snek
>go on the outer areas and pick on little reddit snakes
>lag right into one
>>333190128
once you hit 10k, its all about the coiling, otherwise enjoy slow gains.
>people editing their tabs out but not hiding the fact they're using windows 10
>>333190429
>engaging in fights instead of waiting for two faggots to kill each other
>>333173154
>coil around someone
>lagspike makes me go into them
t-thanks
>>333189992
Nigga, the creator himself has been promoting his games here since voar. I think Reddit only really jumped on the bandwagon with agar.
>always play as MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>was on a server where the top guy was Ted Cruz and another in the top 10 was Sanders>Trump
>die
>get put on another server when I respawn
>keep refreshing trying to get back on that server
>can't
this sucks I just wanted to kill those motherfuckers
>finally get to 5k
>start lagging like a motherfucker
>>333191095
STUMPED
Fix the lag goddamnit!
>>333191095
sup senpai, eventually I had to AFK so i boosted straight through the inner city to distribute my points.
Welp, that's my life's biggest achievement right there.
>tfw bullying little shit sneks
>tfw escaping from huge snek bullying.
Anyway to choose server? Keep getting rooms with brs and eastern euros
>>333191601
Those are the only people who play this game.
>>333190479
>the satisfaction of coiling a guy as big as me, if not bigger
>that beautiful explosion that probably made the game stutter for everyone
How do I become Jormungard
>>333193035
You must feast on the corpses of your kin
>>333191601
There's probably a single server judging by the lag
>>333193416
there are different lobbies though, but being able to pick who you can play with leads to agar.io bots.
>>333193416
Nope, there's at least 3.
It seems that if there are 500 people or under the servers run fine, but after 600 big snakes dying slows everyone seeing it to a crawl and after 700 the lag becomes unplayable.
Have not laughed so hard in a while, this guy tried his best for a while.
>coil until someone gets near you
>boost in front of them
>can't react due to lag
epic tactics!!
>>333193787
feels good brah
>playing shit games
Stop that.
>>333193787
>see huge snake coiling around snake my size
>gets smaller and smaller
>coil around coiling giga snake with barely enough room to close the circle
>instant 10k length
Also, try coiling around somone, then letting them live. You can feel their anus clench from across the internet
>>333194313
>Also, try coiling around somone, then letting them live. You can feel their anus clench from across the internet
extra fun when you are a big enough guy that by keeping the loop wide no one can coil your coil
they always try tho, takes some minutes to realise they are too small to confine my massive girth
Died to a good-ole fashioned pincer attack.
a game based around reactions and hitboxes has a full second delay lmfao
>j-just predict the sub 1k worms boosting at you from off screen!
This game is still laggy and unplayable
>>333195008
nuh uh
>>333194986
gitgud loser
Honestly there's no reason not to boost 100% once you're a big snek unless you need to turn in a finer radius.
It's so laggy that a little babby snek just killed me when I was over 2000 points big
>killing and eating a snek ten times your size
>>333195084
Just tried the game out. It is laggy and that caused me to die and not give a shit about the game anymore. just like igar.io
>inb4 hur shit pc
>>333195256
you are retarded
>actually make it to #3 on the leaderboard
>get cocky
>die
>>333195952
let's see your highscore then buckaroo
>>333196012
>getting cocky
I played the shitty mobile app version on terrible wi-fi last night and made it to #4 on the leaderboard before an intense lagspike killed me. That was all in the span of like ten minutes, too. Why the fuck can't my desktop plays on an actually good connection be that good?
>>333194862
Khorne here, you spooked me for a while.
>Clutch sprint 180 kill on bigger snek
>Suddenly unable to turn as I fly into random other snek 10 feet away
>>333196208
because HTML5 is a piece of shit and the dev can't code for shit
Is it just me, or are there rarely ever any big reddit snakes?
>>333177749
>tfw coming on top from the feeding frenzy
I am the biggest nigga on the block now
>>333195287
I can't believe I missed this pacha.
How do you boost?
>>333195256
Tried this. Instantly to #7 place.
name: LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG
>>333196012
Don't get cocky.
>Kill a smaller snek
>Don't even eat it
>>333196615
On my lobbies too. They might get big into the top 50s, but almost never the top 10. They're all a bunch of underage kids with no fine motor control or are playing it on mobile or their parents crappy laptop.
>>333196615
The few big reddit snakes are probably just people from /v/. See
>>333175397
>>333187448
>>333191387
>>333189902
its a brazillian guy who pumps out these games and shills them really hard so that it gets bought by some company when it gets popular enough
then he goes on to the next
I hope you guys kill reddit in priority
>perfect head on collision with a much smaller snake
>I die, he eats me
>get to about 5k
>Some little fag tries to swerve on me
>Coil his ass
>Another snek about the same size as me coils me
>keep on the very edge of his snek body so he can't close the circle up
>tries anyway, fucks up and dies
>Go for his remains
>Another bigger snake comes in and takes the chance to scoop his remains AND coil me
>Little snek still in my fucking coil
>End up doing the same dance again with the other fucker
>Another huge snek dies near us and he goes off to get the mass
>I take that chance to peace out
>Little snek never actually dies from what I can tell
Godspeed you little bastard
>>333197007
they just play too risky too survive to big guy status
see a reddit snek near a big corpse, guarantee he boosts right into it and dies
>>333197186
>tail extends into leddit's face
kek
was a good run though
why server is running on 0.5 tickrate?
it's like playing a slideshow with transition
>>333197551
>Clannad
>when you're a tiny snake and you knock somebody off the scoreboard
>>333197840
3 hours of comfy songs sempai
>>333197551
>>333197840
Is that some more slice of life crap?
>50% of games
>Die sub-500
>30% of games
>Die sub-1000
>20% of games
>Die sub-2000
>10% of games
>Die 15000-20000
Whenever I survive past 2000 I seem to make it to 15000 no problem.
>other player clearly hits you first
>you die
>>333197995
havent watched the AOTYAY
baka desu sempai
>made it to one.
>pic realte
>got my ass handed to me by a guy who couldnt have been larger then rank 200.
>not even mad
>tfw advertising /v/ in the hiscores
keep clicking/draging out the window when shit gets clutching
go fullscreen cause this game is wonkey enough as is
>live and get in top 5 literally by just eating farts
Who fart gobbler here?
>spawn in the middle of a lagging feeding frenzy
>>333198408
Fuck yeah. Lock on to a redditsnek's tail and eat that shit all day long. They boost everywhere. Occasionally they'll die and you're in prime position to chow down.
there's a fucking reddit snake and the input lag is annoying
>follow huge snake to the border
>he dies leaving no trace
damn shame
Saw you eat shit Reddit Hunter
>>333190679
>LE WINDOWS 10 IS EVIL MEME
>>333198953
shills....
>name is "ur mum lol"
>some other guy named "ur mom" higher rank already
>get to top 10 and just charge into him the next time i see him
godspeed
>>333198652
I was in the top 10, and killed myself on the border to leave a surprise for the next guy to find it. I didn't see any pellets left behind. Now I know it wasn't my imagination.
>>333199143
>FB_IMG_1458758253274.jpg
what crappy mobilefag device makes the filenames like that?
wow I hate Germany now
it's better than agar
>>333197186
dat troll tail
Why are there so many bots in this all of a sudden? It makes the game completely unfun to play.
>>333173154
I like being among the top ten snakes and just casually slithering around. I love when people just run into me.
How big are big sneks when you're a littest sneks?
I like going to the outer areas trying to marvel at big sneks but I always get cucked by some medium snek and by the nature of being little I never have any boost
Was agar literally bought by Facebook?
>>333173154
>mfw someone called FOR MOTHER RUSSIA encircles me
>mfw when I outplay them in their own trap and they get rekt
>mfw I then hit some idiot that comes in to take my prize
>>333199663
They're immense.
>>333199968
thats a sub 10k family the 20-40 give shivers
>>333199493
Kiek in de Kök motherfucker
>>333199837
Worse, Miniclip.
>>333200063
>not slithers
ONE JOB
decided to share game via facebook to get skin. Get the login screen and say fuck it, hit back twice return to game, change skin button unlocked in lower left corner.
/v/ snek has evolved to US colored snek!
>>333173154
STOP, you're reminding me of voar.
F
>Be 4000 snek, eating tiny sneks minding my own business
>Fuckhuge snek gets got near me
>Sudden lagspikes
>Sprinting redditsnek flies through my body and kills me
Fucking shit, at 17k fighting a similar size guy when i accidentally hit the forward button on my mouse. I hope i bursted into treats so you could level up
>>333200179
They're still relevant?
>>333200087
fuck off nazi two time loser
>>333200303
They will be relevant as long as there are 10 year olds googling "free games"
If a big snake dies don't be a retard and speed in to eat. There will be at least several other snakes doing that, someone else will die and it will probably be you. Encircle all the people who go for the big bait instead.
>>333200063
The bigger ones are simply too big to get a proper picture of, though.
>>333200475
So this is what it looks like to be coiled and not even know it
>>333200475
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnpCYparLKA
they are too large to exist, snuff em out!
bros i extracted some of the data from the game and saw the reddit skin snake has a wider mouth area
i.e. its head-area stretches into its body further than no-skin snakes
>>333200885
some kind of metaphor
lagged into a reddit snake...
>>333201234
Nice digits though