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how do you change servers? this warpy laggy shit is getting on my tits
What are some other good .io games?
>>333141350
I was the number one manlet for a while.
I coiled 4 people and a bot together once. The bot won
Lag is real
>>333141269
>a new thread the second one dies
>same title
Time for a /vg/ thread.
>>333141734
fotw doesn't need a vg thread.
>>333141734
nah
>>333141642
We were in the same game, anon.
>dat feel when you trap 4+ people
They're all bots.
>>333141863
Ice cream? I love ice cream.
>>333141846
Its so sad when they dont fight. I wouldve let them go if they stopped trying to sonic around each other
Yeah untill the lag gets fixed I ain't touching this shithole of a game
![3Xzsvj3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eFHsjBp.jpg "3Xzsvj3[1].jpg")
represent
>>333141863
tfw you realize you're playing with FEK SNEKS
I can't even get past 2k
Did they actually add bots?
Is it because retards voted for bots in the poll?
Nice way to ruin the game
>>333142312
Need to git gud son
>>333142395
>ruin the game
I can't think of a single way that this ruins or improves the game.
>trap reddit snek and 4chan snek together
>let them fight it out
>>333141816
>>333141837
Don't cry when the mods delete it.
>>333142486
There's a 4chan snek skin?
ok i confirmed it not even being 7k if you colide head to head the smaller will win
>>333142568
nah, just someone named 4chan
>>333141269
>Names are filtered
>Can't be Anal Loving Snek
Damn
>>333142448
It takes away the sublime joy of coiling another player. I'll just target players with custom skins from now onwards.
>>333142448
I need you to leave
>>333142570
Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it.
>>333142656
this tbqhfampai
>>333142718
let me guess, you have a little snek....
>>333142656
I don't really mind if there are bots. It's feeder to make the early game faster or to populate the server.
It'd be better if they had a distinct color or name though.
>>333142629
+(You)
>>333142927
Personally I don't care, but I am partial to no bots.
>>333142927
why are you still replying
What are the controls here?
Why is the mobile version WAY more stable than the browser version?
>>333142968
I love vanilla ice cream.
looks like the speedsters are bots too, they change paterns when are coiled
>>333142968
Meant >>333142895
>>333142403
I just got to 3.5k, started coiling some bitch then got coiled in the process by an even larger snake. I'm pretty pissed
So the signature signs of bots that I've found so far is as follows
>Never has a skin, just a solid color
>No meme or long names usually 1 to 2 words max
>They don't curve or turn often, they usually travel in completely straight lines until they get close to something
>When they do get close to something they never full loop or go in the opposite direction they tend to go perpendicular or alongside your path
>RARELY ever any longer than 1k, they don't usually survive that long
>Very slow reaction time, its quite easy to travel alongside one then immediately turn into their face with no reaction from them at all.
>When they fully get coiled they very quickly start tightly coiling themselves
>Since they always travel in a straight line as long as they don't encounter something they're often those lines you see heading for the map boundaries on the map, its actually quite easy to farm them by circling the map and just coiling them.
>>333142981
+(You)
>>333143170
pretty much, particularly the names
Come find me. Ill be sneaking in the middle. Allah Snakebar
>>333142448
>run into a tiny bot as a giant snake, usually this means happy tiny player and frustrated big player but because it's a bot no one is happy from the big player's frustration
>makes the game run worse than it already does by having more data to transmit
what the fuck is wrong with this game? around 2 days ago there was some lag spikes, but not constant input lag.
now there is a constant input lag of like .5 seconds, which is retarded.
>>333143463
2 days ago I have .5 second input lag.
Now I've given up on this game because the input lag is 2-5 seconds.
Fibre internet by the way.
>>333143557
>Fibre internet
Why the fuck is this a meme now?
HAVING FAST INTERNET DOES NOT MAKE THE SIGNALS GO FASTER
IF ITS FAR YOU GON HAVE PING DUMBASS
BTW vote for Donald Trump in the upcoming elections
>crash into huge snake face first
>he dies
>I don't
Does it always do this or did I just get lucky?
>>333143716
>HAVING FAST INTERNET DOES NOT MAKE THE SIGNALS GO FASTER
i want to believe this is bait, but i know theres someone this stupid out there
>>333143740
Lucky. I think it's based on who's angle is the furthest off.
is it supposed to be this laggy
Needless to say I got fucked.
>>333143851
do you know why its called bandwidth anon?
>>333143929
lmao 2 coils2 coils
>>333143740
The smaller snake will always win headbutting scenarios. The head of the snake is not a "kill zone" so the head of the big snake will actually hit the small snakes body first.
>>333141863
>>333142196
How do you know which one is a bot?
fucking hell lads
this lag is ridiculous
>>333143971
the capacity of your connection does not make signals go faster, but fiber vs regular cables (i.e electrical vs optical signals) is a whole other story
go read a book
>>333143929
At least you died knowing you were avenged.
>>333144201
who the fuck still uses plain cables for internet, fucking africa?
the fucking bots always aim for the head
>>333144262
>who the fuck still uses plain cables for internet
australia
>>333144106
Read the damn thread >>333143170
>>333143170
I think they also take popular names since I found one named Zoe Quinn and another one with an X in the name
>coiled 5 at the same time
These things are really shit
>>333144595
You're likely correct as I saw examples of such too, which can occasionally break their usual limit of 2 words as I found a bot named PewDiePie
Coiling is great and all, but I also like killing them right out of spawn. I hate fun. I take delight in other people suffering in little ways like that.
>tfw falseflagging as a redditor and acting like an asshole
>over 1000ms response time
>in this sort of game
and it looked like it could be fun too
>>333144738
>I get coiled to death right when I spawned right after posting that
There is a god.
>>333144768
is there a way to see the exact ping?
>>333141350
Is this game ment to run smooth? My snake moves forward every other second.
Has anyone got a webm of how it looks on their screen?
>>333144750
>acting like an asshole
elaborate
>>333144803
I have no idea, it's just definitely over a second
I just got killed by my own coiling prey. What's the best way to kill myself?
How do I custom skin?
>>333144950
Run off the edge of the world. Report back
>snek named suck me
>rams into my ass and dies
I'm getting mixed messages here
>>333144972
Share on facebook or twitter
>>333144861
Being super aggressive and circling snakes 1/10 my size but not making the circle any smaller so they're forced to commit suicide
>>333144972
There's a button at the bottom to share on social media.So basically you have to be a normie.
>>333144750
>acting like an asshole
>in a game where your goal is being an asshole
you wot?
>>333144972
Press the share to twitter button then close the tab, you don't actually have to post anything.
if i recall HHHH is on here, hope i didn't kill you with that coil my nigger, just wanted to scare you kek, ended up lagging and dying
who here /koofer gang/?
Jumped into a fresh server I think. Everyone was a bot with a one word name. There were two personalities too; one that held down zoom and spaz'd out, and one that did fuck all. They will also coil themselves if they can't find a path.
>smaller worms always win head on collisions
This is making it extremely hard to enjoy the game
Constricting is utterly pointless because the constrictor is the one in danger of the little assholes charging into him as he tightens
>tfw all of your mighty bretheren fell
>>333145604
How is it possible to be that bad at the game? If you're constricting someone, don't let them kill you. You are in full control.
Refer to
>>333144950
>>333145003
>died due to lag 10 seconds later
>>333141269
So what's up with the snake eating himself anyways?
It's getting laggier by the day
>>333145604
>smaller worms always win head on collisions
Wait, I thought I just hit a lag spike or something and the game got fucky, that's legit retarded
>game is 90% bots now
It was fun while it lasted.
the bots out smart me kek
brb kms
>>333145907
>game is 90% bots now
Haven't played today, how do you know what's a bot?
An hero'd because I have exams to study for. Needless to say this game gets fucking boring from ~15k+
>>333145513
koofer boy reporting in
>killed by a leddit fag
>>333146304
>i kill big guys
kek'd
game is so shitty. I always die to some small shit running infront of me right when lag hits.
>>333146458
git gud
agar (pre-jewery) vs slither
>>333146506
gud 1 m8
w/e though this shitty flash game is dying now so who cares
>has a poll for new features
>no feature to have less shitty servers
>doing great
>redit spawns out of nowhere :^)
>infinite sweating man.png
Made it out of this, but ended up getting bored later and suiciding into some guy with a GTA:SA reference
>>333147085
>quadruple coil with a reddit snake slipping inside for the killing blow
Who /longfag/ here?
>>333147597
>3809
>long
>>333147597
>lel of legends
>guildwars2
>origin
Id say this was deliberately meant to trigger /v/ but youre missing gay sex with hats on.
Which means this is legit, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>333147597
>origin
>minecraft
>LoL
>uplay
>gw2
>edge
There's just so much wrong with this pic.
>>333147903
>>333147947
Welcome to 4chan!
>>333147820
>>333147903
>>333147947
plz no bully
>>333148046
Stay on reddit then
>>333141540
voar.io
OP faggot killed it because it wasn't profitable.
>>333148092
No fuck you,
I was here first, then got hooked on reddit when you fucks wouldn't stop talking about it
>get to #16
>get shrekt by some tiny reddit shitter
>>333148031
That welcome is 9 years too late.
>>333147597
>/ssbg/ here, Chazo a poo
>>333148163
>I was here first
How would you even know that?
You play LoL and Minecraft, so clearly you're underage.
>>333148184
You're not fooling anyone bucko.
what's everyone's late game strategy? I just wait for people to slip up and rarely go on the offensive
>>333148272
>thinking everyone here only came here last summer
Stop projecting so much.
>>333148161
I miss this :(
Anybody cap the thread where he explained it?
>>333148347
>:(
>>333148325
>not knowing a recurrent meme of like 5 years
>the one where people get disappointed when there AREN'T any retarded tabs on
>I WAS HERE SINCE 2002!
no.
>me spoonfeeding
>>333148184
Dont remind me how long ive spent on this fucking site.Finding nemo came out 13 years ago
>>333141269
And this is /v/, the place where fat virgins fuck constantly complain about the death of modern vidya while playing flash shit made by HUEHUE peoples.
>>333148317
If you get large enough, skirt the outside of where the action is.
Don't engage in any attacks just play defensively.
When a fucktard comes tries to kill you, use another larger snake as a wall and sandwich them between you and them forcing them to leave you alone or die.
If someone won't leave you alone, turn and head towards the outside of the arena. As long as you are ahead of them, you will win the race. Skim the edge and turn away from them forcing them to leave you alone.
Source: I was lolicon with >20k snake.
>>333148258
I mean't I was a regular 4chan before visiting reddit.
And I only played league because a friend begged me to join him, I normally don'tI only play minecraft to relive my depression
>>333148459
>/v/
>hivemind
some of us still can derive pleasure from simple things. some of us still enjoy vidya.
>>333148317
I make really big loops and zigzags, trapping anyone who falls for it
that's the only way I can be aggressive lategame
always give yourself enough space to turn into yourself if you're getting crowded by little guys
bail early if you sense any trouble
it's better than dying obviously
as soon as someone tries to coil you at all, aim straight for their tail and follow it as you try to escape
it's almost impossible to get coiled if you aren't an utter retard with slow reactions
>>333148520
Wow, fuck ton of tabs and pins at the bottom. You have IE, FF and Chrome pinned as well as a bunch of other shit pinned. You really are a fag.
>>333148317
Move around the edges of the central clusterfuck, far away enough ot not have little snekfucks bugging you, but close enough so that there will be a few 2k-4ks hanging around. Go for coils, you'll be so big that they literally won't see it coming before they're inside your snek circle
>>333148317
Once you hit 5k leave the fucking center alone. That shit is a deathtrap.
Do a circle AROUND the center, chew pellets, get your share of the pickings when someone else dies. Typically you get bursts in size by constricting people who are fighting, constricting someone else or a bot. All there is to it really, occasionally people will boost and try to pop you, always turn away and boost just enough that you stay ahead. If shit goes sour turn in on yourself and head the other way
>>333148598
hownew.ru
>>333148437
Are you stupid? This isn't some ebin meme thing where he opens up epic tabs.
This guy genuinely plays all this shit.
This game reminds me of life.
Small snake - reckless and likely to die. Either eat shit or get lucky.
Middle sized - at the prime of your life, killing others and taking their place.
Large snake - Slow and lumbering. Back to eating shit. Occasionally, your fellow snakes might offer you a meal, but you know they are just trying to kill you so they can get your inheritance.
>>333148598There is nothing wrong with that
>>333148667
see >>333148520
This guy fucking admits to being a fag instead of memeing.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>333148767
>>333148437
>who is le better 4chan meme loremaster argument
the epitome of cancer
>>333148667
I'd believe that was forced apart from the fact that a] No "How to take screenshot tab"
b] He has GW2 pinned. He clearly plays it and it's a shit game.
I'd bet my money on him being autistic.
>>333148843
Or it is a master ruse and you have been tricked
>>333148767
>>333148872pretending
>>333148842
>polandball
Did we achieve the impossible? Did we travel back in time? Is it 2009 again?
>>333148986
>2016
>not enjoying polandball
>>333148953
no, you nor anybody in this argument was pretending, you can bitch and moan and say you were but you were actually being genuinely autistic and irate
>>333148317
I've gotten to the #1 spot multiple times.
When you're small you have the greatest maneuverability, use that to your advantage when you spawn to kill people much bigger than you by zooming in front of them.
By the time I get to 5000 - 10,000 I move to the outer rim of the cluster and prey on snakes that are smaller than me but not "too" small so I don't fuck myself over on accident.
I spend the rest of the time preying on big snakes roaming outside of the cluster. I don't fuck with snakes bigger than me, but bigger guys will come after me. When that happens I outmanuver them by dashing towards the boundary. They either kill themselves by going out of bounds after I make a sharp turn and theyh try to chase me, leave just enough space after their turn for me to coil them, or fuck off when they realize I'm not worth it.
>>333148821
implying you as a peasant little snaek can kill bigass 99999k snaek full of money, power and bitch in real life
>>333148921
Maybe you've been counter-rused.
>>333149049
>autism
>>333143170
Oh god this is me
Am...am I a bot?!
>>333149138
yes, i know you are, that's what i said
>>333149116
Eh, it's hard, but all you need is a well timed accident or assassination attempt.
hey guys whats going on in this thread
>>333149116
>Try to steal candy from a baby
>die
>>333148161
>There's a ton of input lag now
cool game
>>333149429
but anon, its skilljust like dota
>>333149429
When I was at 40k I noticed there was a lag spike when I moved towards the inside of the cluster, but it eventually went away.
A little shitter killed me, how is this allowed?
>>333143170
>circling the map
>not following the laws of the wild in the dead centre of the arena
Fuck you whoever killed me. I was about to get #1
>when you dive in the middle of a clusterfuck and come out unscathed and 2k points fatter
>>333149651
Rules of nature XD
>>333149609
When you're that big you don't go after small fry.
The moment someone is 90deg to your head you already lost. It's impossible to react if someone boosts.
At least agar has downside to splitting, though it doesn't stop the autists to split for a 5 times smaller cell.
>>333149850
>when some huge snake cunt tries to pull a cheeky coil move on you and gets btfo by some unwitting small guy getting in the way
>>333150030
happened right now to me bruh :(
>Living your life entirely in the middle
>>333150248
It's such a pain when you get enormous at middle when every little cocksucker is out trying to get you
Nigga I was born these streets, you ain't gonna get me
>Was #2
>Ran into some fag while trying to catch the bigger fish
FUCK ME
>big fat snek mode
>that feel when a bunch of tiny cucks trying to take you out only to break themselves upon your body
>>333150248
i didn't choose the snek life
>collapse head on with a much smaller snek
>I'm the one to explode
>collapse head on with a much bigger snek
>I'm the one to explode
Where's the logic?
>>333150634
>Big snake dies
>Feeding frenzy happens, all the little snake trying to get their share
>Meanwhile I encircle about five of them
>>333150763
Imagine if it were the other way around. Big snakes with much larger hitboxes would steamroll everyone.
>>333150763
>flip a coin
>whats the logic?
>>333150763
There is no logic, only lag.
>When 1st place collides with 2nd place
>following the biggest snake you can find and eating it's shit until you die
just like real life
>tfw you coil successfully
>>333150763
Your collision point is probably a single pixel, so insanely hard to control when ramming another snake head-to-head. Effectively, random.
>>333150852
but following the big dudes and waiting for them to die is literally one of the best earlygame strats in the game
>>333150884
>tfw juking medium snakes as a wee fella
>>333150852
>not taking down the Titan Sneks as a babby
Who /top10/ here?
>>333150884
>that feel when you start to coil someone and they just immediately kill themselves
>get 1000 length
>click and don't let go
need for speed mode is literally the best.
shame it usually doesn't last that long though
>>333151039
it can last forever as long as you have orbs to eat while boosting
Went for the coil on someone who had two people coiled but lagged out and hit another giant worm.
>See a little snek being circled by a medium snek
>Be a big snek
>Start circling the medium snek
>He decides its not worth it and runs
>Watch the small snek go free
Truly the best feeling
>>333141269
>no nazi skin
:[
>>333151094
usually thats not the issue. running out when you are that high is usually impossible anyway. the problem is staying alive at such a high speed. one lag spike becomes 50 times dealier when traveling at max speed
This is pretty fun, how do i get skins? In old Agar.io u could get nazi skin, i wanna trigger liberals and Leftists for keks
>>333151203
Share to Twitter on your dedicated shitposting account.
Talking about slither
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2c9PaVLXEA
stop viraling this shit game
>>333151203
You can't trigger people, names get censored too.
CONTROLLER/KB SUPPORT WHEN!?!!
I wonder if it is possible to get that big that you can go along the map boundaries and coil absolutely everyone.
I hope someday some madman actually achieves it
>>333151203
You've gotta share it on twitter or facebook. The dev decided to sell out from the start this time.
fugg
>>333151704
Out of everything in your image the worst is that you use the current version of uTorrent.
>>333151763
You made me loose faggot
>>333151654
You just have to click the button, nothing more.
>>333151804
Oh that's neat.
>>333141269
Welp, can't wait for this to become flavor of the month
BUT AT LEAST AGARIO DIDN'T FUCKING LAG LIKE SHIT
>>333151704
thats a pretty sad score anon
>huge snake dies
>in the feeding frenzy many other huge snakes come wading in and die too
>leaderboard cut in half
lol
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
>>333152015
>Small snake orbits around me thinking he can kill me
>Immediately figure-8 his ass
>reach 5k+ in the middle
>20 small snakes only stick around you
I was born in the middle
>5000+
>Little snek spawns right in front of me
>I accept my fate
Any way we redditors can play in the same game?
Or is it just random servers
Im named /v/irgin
blue white snek
saw a /b/ couple of mins ago
>get huge
>any time someone dies i cordone sections of it off with my mass
>peaceful giant, taking his tithe while the filthy peasants squabble
>>333152484
Sleep snug,smug
>>333152484
sleep snug, smug
>get huge
>scratch my arm so i don't get dengue
>die
REMOVE REDDIT SNAKES
FUCKING CUNTS
>>333152427
>bait
>>333152628
>scratch my arm so i don't get dengue
You what?
>finally get into top 10 for the first time
>with the most retarded name I've had yet
great.
>tfw constricting a snek the same size as you
>its a reddit snek
>be me
>tired of getting bullied by those big snakes who coil around smaller snakes who can't even fight back
>decide to name myself i_kill_big_snakes and target them for revenge
>immediately notice a change in the big snakes' play style, my name puts them on the defensive and they avoid me
>realize that when you don't care about your own survival, it's actually easy to take down the giants
>usually the giant snakes will kill themselves in their panicky escape attempts
>spawn next to a feeding frenzy and end up in 10th place
>>333153018
Why the fuck did you even pick that name?
>>333153076
The embodiment of Reddit.
>>333152754
>>333152350
Uuuugh, that happened to me last night when I was #4 out of like 800 players.
Wait for this to get popular.
Just wait.
>>333153137
I was having lunch.
I'm not very creative.
How does this game work?
How do I snek other sneks?
>reddit snake tries to surround a tiny green snake
>surround reddit snake and kill it
>let the tiny snake go free
Anyone else who exclusively hunts reddit snakes?
Been too long since we had a proper meme game
>>333153256
You prostrate yourself alluringly so they can't help but bump into you trying to mate with your snek cloaca.
>>333153256
Eat big to get big
Kill other snakes by getting them to run into you head-first
>>333141269
>Go out into the sticks in hopes of getting away from the clusterfuck
>Find the biggest nigger out there that far just chilling
The fucker ate me.
>>333153273
I do this too, I also let the tiny snake eat the hunter
Don't know who was the big earthworm I ate but hey, no hard feelings.
Dew the Dew
MT DEW GUSHIN' GRANNY
I love coiling little shits and then letting them go
Well at least I'm not Anth-
shit
Targeting reddit snakes atm
I hate them so much,
ID:4Chan /gsg/
>Massive le reddit snake kills himself on me
Okay
>>333153076
>usually the giant snakes will kill themselves in their panicky escape attempts
Incidentally, this also works if you name yourself "I kill reddit snakes". The targeted group will tend to kill themselves as they either flee, or recklessly try to attack you.
Holy fuck this is lagging so much.
>kill a leaderboard titan near middle
>everybody rushes at its corpse
>everybody condensing at the same place at the same time causes lag for everyone
>even more death
>i die to lag
every time.
