People actually bought this sh*t?
>>333117259
The dick's words move many people, my friend.
>>333117259
They bought it to stick it to SJW faggots that prevented the game from releasing stateside.
>>333117259
i still haven't got mine i think im fucked
>>333118920
If you ordered from Play Asia, then I feel for you. Because they're shit. Google reviews of them.
>>333119016
they're OK,
the stuff that I've ordered from them always arrive, although their mailing system is slow as molasses.
>>333119016
>order figures from two other importers
>both are broken
>no customer service
>absurd return policy
>use play asia for years
>nothing is ever even dented or has folded corners
>everyone talks shit about them
>endlessly sings praises of other sites
I hate this contrarian bullshit.
Oh good.. a new thread for me to dump all my new pictures in?
No Tina no buy.
whats the best way to make money in this game as the owner?
>>333119609
>order figures dozens of times from various japanese retailers
>never have problems, even with SAL
git gud
>>333117259
it's the only thing motivating me to buy a ps4 come Tuesday morning.
No walking sims or indie games
Just tits and volleyballs.
Why is she so perfect?
> tfw you went with the economy shipping option.
>>333117259
not people, subhuman virgin NEETS.
I accidentally the japanese version but lucklily i know enough to read/ understand most things. However!
How the fuck do I volleyball with "technique bonus"? How do i git gud? I couldn't understand some of the tutorial stuff.
What is Owner mode and it's purpose, and how do i Use it effectively?
What are premium cards for?
>>333119965
Rest in peace, anon.
>>333118920
You are
SJW overlords will ban its import before glorious men can enjoy the perfect digital bible of the last true goddesses.
>>333117259
Volleyball is fun and the girls are cute. Literally the only thing i care about.
I did and I ended up depressed, addicted, and having anxiety.
Depressed because it's a shit game exactly Beach Volleyball 1, addicted because it's so damn easy and why the fuck won't you accept my damn gifts, and anxiety because I have to keep spending money one these bitches for them to throw it away.
Fuck them all.
Leifang never treated me this way.
FUCK YOU HAYASHI
>>333120189
>>333119974
>believing in the Rothschild/Rockefeller perpetuated meme turned stigma of """""""relationships"""""""
wew normalad
>>333120186
the tan lines of that suit must be pretty neato with the tan lines with the thigh socks.
Hopefully it registers the thigh sock tans right?
>have to decide whether to sink time into getting costumes on Hitomi, my favorite, or on the sex goddesses Mary and Honkers
>>333119914
She's the last bastion of femininity
>>333117716
Literally the only right answer.
>>333120186
worst part is there no tracking number when your pack gets on US soil.
gotta check the mailbox everyday.
I bought the limited edition... I don't know why.....
I don't even want the mousepad with 0 wrist support. Goddamn DFC is useless.
Why did I spend extra money on this?
Is the game any fucking fun though? I never played a DOAX before so I got Paradise over the PSN Store on my Vita, see if I'd like the general feel of the series.
It's fucking boring man, it's so fucking boring. It's just playing shitty minigames and looking at cute girls. It feels like some early access shit.
Look, the girls are good and all but if the gameplay is shit then I can just look at videos or pics instead. So is the game actually fun this time or what?
>>333121235
i have the first 2 and number 3 shows up in the mail tomorrow.
yeah they're never really fun. Not sure why I bought #3. I guess because the butts look way better this time.
>>333121083
>I don't know why
It's okay, anon.. Marie thanks you
>>333120523
They do. I don't have any photos because I changed her out of the DLC costume on like day 2 and had applied sunscreen day 1
Is there localized multiplayer?
>>333117259
Why don't they just release a AAA H-game already? It'd be less pathetic than this. They don't even fap over the DOA girls. Just the massive titted one, the loli, and the tengu. Don't need a license for that shit.
>inb4 gay
>inb4 bad series (it's kinda shit I know)
>btw Helena and Rachel a best
>>333117259
When did /v/ became full SJW?
>>333121083
Well dude, if it makes you feel better I spent $153 dollereedoos on the japanese version when I don't speak japanese.
>>333117259
>sh*t?
b8
>>333121443
Wasn't there a marie body pillow somewhere? I need some cute blonde sweedish loli in my life.
>>333121528
tumblr/gaf raids
>>333121528
They aren't SJW, they are trolls that just act like SJW's because they think making 200 reply threads making people mad is funny. You have to remember where you are and posting here pretty much automatically makes you a degenerate.
>>333121570
Dude no....I did too.
Luckily I can read enough to get by.
>>333120859
>>333117716
KT is laughing all the way to the bank with shekels. Don't forget to buy your DOA5 DLC, goy.
>You'll never run your fingers along from her hip to her armpit
>>333122014
>them hips
>that butt
Alright, I'll admit it.
Marie's pretty good
>>333121769
Yeah, honestly it wasn't that hard memorizing the menus. If it was a more complex game I would have a problem, thing is the Missions are going to be a complete and total bitch if you can't read it.
>>333122096
Marie butt is a miracle of the universe
>>333122170
Word, I can usually only read the locations, and guess the rest of that shit.
Also it doesn't use a lot of kanji, thank god.
>be Temco
>know new game is shit
> Americans wouldn't buy it anyway only care for shooters now
> Retail release would cost millions
>people try to get it pulled from target and use it as a scapegoat
>make a big deal about why you're not releasing in the West
> get lots of free publicity but no danger boycotts
>Weebos buy inflated imported version
Bravo.
>>333122096
>pretty good
>>333121512
Because it probably wouldn't sell too well, honestly.
Ladies, please contain your orgasms
>>333122676
Wow, it's almost like you don't know what you're talking about!
remember when DoA used to be a fighting game?
Now it's panty quest weeaboo waifu dating sim XVVVIII
Yet you virgin fucks pay REAL money(besides how much you pay for the game) to give virtual gifts to virtual girls.
Literally pathetic, kill yourselves.
>4chan always perpetuates that women are money grubbing shallow whores and that's why they stick to 2D
>buys and promotes a barebones 3D game that consists of you if grinding money to buy gifts for girls
>girls may or may not like you depending on the gift
>girls may accept all the gifts and then hate you after one fuck up for the entire game
>have to pour millions of game dollars just to get a bitch to tease you
>grind takes hours and hours adding up to real world days of commitment to get bitches to warm up to you completely
>grinding feels tedious and like a McJob
>if you sick after grind for game money and getting girls to like you you can pay REAL MONEY or these virtual sluts
>game is designed to encourage microtransactions of real money
>paid DLC is coming with features still MIA
This is a literal cuck game for cuck in denail.
>>333122246
>>333122741
Did they buff her chest for X3 as well?
>>333122906
shhh, let the numale cucks think what they want
>>333122945
Its always been like that.
I should kill myself for replying to bait though.
Are leggings an accessory you unlock? Or is it a separate costume entirely? Like isn't the costume in pic related supposed to have leggings? Not really beach appropriate, but fuck it.
>>333122945
Doa was always pretty much advertised as Titty fighter. Right from the get go with the breast physics and high kicks and advertised as such
>>333123069
It is interactive softcore porn that makes softcore porn fun again.
>>333123168
You're the one doing virtual grunt work to please a bitch thousands of other dudes are trying to suck up to as well.
Remember to buy some credits with real world cash, goy.
What is owner mode?
>>333123402
Yeah because clocking in to work for virtual money to throw at a vapid bitch is fun
if you're a cuck
>>333123515
I bought the moon runes version so as far as I can tell it is basically a mode where I have no idea because I can't understand shit.
>>333123450
So this game is dating a stripper simulator?
>>333123515
A load of bullshit
>>333123450
>You're the one doing virtual grunt work to please a bitch thousands of other dudes are trying to suck up to as well.
So like real life?
At least when I want to quit the game it doesn't cry crocodile tears in a courtroom to throw out legally binding agreements and take half of my stuff and the inflated assessed value of my business.
>>333123603
>stripper
fite me irl m8
>>333123578
Well, if you played the game it actually is a game. It wouldn't be fun if you just unlocked everything right from the get go and just put the suits on the girls.
Half the fun is unlocking all the lewd suits and transferring them from the girls. It honestly doesn't take that long to gift suits if you can understand the simple game mechanics.
The grind I haven't really noticed because it takes like 2 hours to gift all of a girls swimsuits to a couple girls.
The game is really simple and the main grind is owner's mode unlockables.
>>333119782
Save scum in roulette.
Poker is a slow way and you can get screwed over by Nyo and Helena.
>>333123515
It's as close to story mode as this game gets, although my understanding is that doing well gets you a strip tease from a girl of your choice or something.
No, obviously you do not get to see any nipples or vag.
>>333124059
Like just quit the game if I lose? there isn't a quicksave that keeps me honest?
>>333123814
DELETE THIS
>>333123814
>justifying being a cuck to a virtual girl.
you cant make this shit up folks
>>333124530
>cuck
just because you throw that word into a sentence doesn't mean it applies.
>>333124530
>he wants to be taken for a ride by the family court legal system
Enjoy the biggest cock of them all cuckold.
>>333120126
Technique bonus is when you get the timing down on spikes. You essentially need to spike it when your girl is at the max height of her jump.
Owner mode is a self insert mode for you, the player, to interact with the girls. It's mostly there to take photos and give gifts. It's not that big of an impact if you play it effectively, just keep an eye out on the owner's shop daily as there is a swimsuit that does not belong to the girl you're playing as thats for sale.
Premium cards are just DLC tickets you use to buy stuff from the owner's shop instead of Zack money. Just a shortcut since earning money in owner mode is grindy.
>>333121818
>HAHAHA STUPID IDIOTS ARE GETTING PANDERED TO AND ACTUALLY BOUGHT SHIT THAT PANDERED TO THEM
>WHAT A BUNCH OF RETARDS
I just hope everyone who plays this is having fun, at least. Personally it seems easier to just find or even make your own models and then pose them in something like MMD.
>>333118920
Which shipping option did you choose?
>>333121235
It's fun in a comfy, relaxing way. If you're looking for deep mechanics and gameplay then this isn't for you.
>>333124821
I can't believe there are fucking retards that buy shit they want. What total complete cucks am I right?
>>333125091
Honestly, I think I'd find the game very boring. The only reason I keep thinking about getting it is because of the high quality waifus.
How good are the translations at least? Are they good? Just acceptable? Do they only translate menus and item descriptions or is spoken audio translated too?
>>333124821
>>333125164
>he's enjoying video games that appeal to his demographic
>>333121490
No multiplayer
>>333121512
Because AAA H-games aren't a thing, even in japan. H-games are normally done by small companies and they never get the same amount publicity most AAA games get just because of the content. VNs comes close, but it only ever appeals to otaku who were going to get them regardless.
>>333121235
Yeah, it's fun.
Even though it should have more minigames than it does, the ones that are there are fun.
The outfits are great
The girls look great
The island is beautiful
The music is super chill and overall it has this nice summertime vibe to it.
If the girls didn't make my dick rock hard it'd be a pretty relaxing experience.
>>333125335
The translation is pretty good. What you'd expect from an american release. Everything's translated, including things like win quotes and one liners.
>>333123515
Self insert mode where you take pictures and give gifts.
>>333125354
fucking faggots actually liking shit, pathetic cuckolds.
>>333124391
Can't say. I've seen people exploiting this but I've never really looked into it myself.
I need webma
>>333121235
It's your typical volleyball game (which are universally terrible) with lame mini games and DLC. It's fun if you're an idiot, basically.
>>333126007
How many volleyball games are there?
I was under the impression DOAX was the best of a very, very tiny genre.
>>333124391
There is autosave. The save scumming requires you to exit the game and transfer a save file from a usb. It's pretty tedious.
>>333126418
This is literally the best beach volleyball game I have ever played. It's the standard at which all beach volleyball games should be judged.
I'm honestly only half joking, it's pretty fun.
>>333126418
Honestly wouldn't surprise me, the only other volleyball games out there is tie in shit like the Olympic or Top Gun games.
>>333119680
My nigga!
>>333119697
Give it a month or two. Leifang has to be added first.
>>333126007
Hey fuck you man.
It's fun if you don't have the time to invest in an actual serious game. Ain't nothing more relaxing than pretty girls and elementary gameplay.
>>333119914
>>333126007
If you are posting on 4chan you likely are an idiot.
>>333119965
Fedex Economy took 1 week, and that included the Easter long weekend.
>>333119697
Apparently no DLC...
Considering the polls, only less than like 5% want the other characters, so It probably doesn't make financial sense.
>>333117259
I wonder when it will become an aweful pc port
>>333127179
>Ain't nothing more relaxing than pretty girls and elementary gameplay.
Yeah, because you can't find that in much better games
>>333122892
I think out of everything to complain about in this game, it's the casino. Not the awful rigged odds against you bullshit. Not the way Nyo and Helena rape everything on the table. Its the lame ass shitty 2D background and stupid little bubbles with the girls faces. I mean come on, make this shitty part of the game at least somewhat interesting. How hard would it have been to just throw the existing models there in the seats with some basic animations for playing cards? I can deal with the grinding, and the lame minigames, but nothing makes this game more mind numbing than the casino.
>>333127195
>>333117259
So what's the lewdest thing you can see in this game? For research.
>>333127827
shirt pulled over a girl's sunbathed chest
>>333123123
Pretty much everyone got an upgrade in the chest and butt area.
>>333127827
>>333128989
Wow. Usually I like dark girls but this does NOT sit well with me.
>>333128989
>>333117259
YesI fell for the hype
![2790740-gone+home+title+square[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/F8YH1c0.png "2790740-gone+home+title+square[1].png")
>>333117259
People actually bought this sh*t?
>>333119697
good we can finally be rid of that caricature
>>333131547
Stop, I've had enough politics for one evening.
>finally got nyo to s+ rank
I absolutely fell in love with how she became a possessive wife near the end.
I only ever see screenshots from the PS4 version. Is the Vita one just shit or something?
>>333117259
Not so many people
>>333123814
You're a cuck in real life if you choose to be a cuck.
You're a cuck in this game by design.
>>333131776
>possessive wife
How so? I got S+ with Nyo but I feel as if I missed this phase of her.
>>333123824
>half the fun is grinding to unlock virtual clothing
This is Facebook tier
>>333132518
Why would anyone post Vita screenshots when the PS4 ones are of better graphical quality?
>>333134474
Whenever you'd go to the room at the end of the day, saved & quit, and also returned she'd have different lines at 100 satisfaction. One of her lines when you'd load up the game was that she was never letting you go again.
Shame I only maxed her out around the end of day 12. I'll have to do another run.
>>333124530
that doesnt even make sense fampai
is Christie coming later, lads?
>>333134670
Time to play with Nyo again. Also to give out lewd suits from her collection.
>>333134764
I gave her the black Rusalka suit which she accepted with stride and basically drained my nuts immediately. It's fucking criminal.
>>333117259
Just ordered it from playasia today :^)
>>333134841
I need to gift Nyo that, anemone and spumoni.
>>333134521
that is like saying any grinding mechanic for gear is facebook tier.
Whole reason that exists it to make a game a game. Really makes you want to vomit that the very core aspects of videogames are to just waste fucking time.
>>333135136
Nice going responding to the trolls.
He's going to invoke his "games are art" meme, just you watch.
>>333135136
Grinding for trinkets is a core aspect of games.
There are plenty of games where grinding for gear doesn't exist or isn't a core aspect. Loot only became a major thing outside of RPGs last gen. I don't remember playing Unreal Tournament to grind for a hat. The fact that grinding for unlockables is the whole focus of this barebones game is what makes it shit. It's not even on par with F2P treadmill MMOs
>>333135353
Games are games
Not cuck simulators
>>333135527
grinding for loot was a thing since the very first final fantasy game, and probably even before that. It is a core element for games to make them last longer.
>>333135672
A cuck simulator would be literally watching one of these girls be fucked while they were in a relationship with you while getting sexual satisfaction while observing these events.
This is more like a voyeur simulator with the option being able to play as a sexy volleyball player.
>>333136001
Obtaining loot has always been a secondary aspect used as a guide and a sign of progress for a game. Making it the core feature and main drive is something Facebook games and bad MMOs do, games made for casuals that don't play games.
It's a cuck simulator because you through hours and hours of effort to gain money to spend on the same bitch every other DOA cuck is sucking up to.
>>333136501
What are you talking about, Loot/equipment in pretty much every single RPG is extremely vital in remaining relevant in the game and a massive core aspect of the game.
Name a couple games that doesn't use loot as a defining aspect but still has loot in them.
You go through hours of effort to buy swimsuits to gift other girls to see how hot they look in them. Usually, you don't/shouldn't add outside aspects like other peoples activities in the game and have nothing to do with you playing the game. That is actually weird as fuck.
And even then your description wouldn't match a cuck simulator. Being a cuckold is letting someone else fuck your wife, often because you like it.
