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Is the scout the main character of TF2?
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Is the scout the main character of TF2?
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he's valve's lightning
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>>333078232
Who?
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>>333077746
Heavy, or these days maybe Pauling, is the main mascot.
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>>333077746
No, that would be soldier
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>>333078480
Pauling is just sort of there as an anchor.

I do hope they finish another comic soon.
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What's the best comic joke?
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>>333077746
Heavy used to be the main face of TF2, it seems to be Scout now since almost everything seems to revolve around him now
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>>333079295
I think it's the combination of the fact he's kind of likeable, he is easy to write for, and his voice actor is still alive
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>>333079295
Is it because all the players are manlets ? Or because Valve Team is full of manlets now?
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>>333079825
whatever happened to the other va's?
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>>333079982
they're old. Medic's va is busy.
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>>333080081
thats kinda lame, they do a great job voicing the characters, now we will never have a show based on the game
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>>333079982
Some of them can barely do the voices any more. It was ten years ago.
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>>333079140
The whole thing is a parody you dillbert
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>>333080364
oh
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>>333080429
ranch
or cool ranch
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>>333079295
Scout is probably easy to write and has a comedy element

Heavy is one note, all his jokes have been done and he has no 'wants' outside of killing people
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>>333080429
A parody of what?

Anyway, I genuinely believe that the TF2 comics are the best comics to have ever been made based on a game. The writing is 10/10, and the art is great too.
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>>333079982
Scout, New Engie, Medic, Pyro, Spy, and Sniper's are all still active.
Soldier's has throat cancer, can't scream, which is literally all Soldier does.
Demo and Heavy retired.
Old Engie retired and/or died.
Merasmus/Blutarch/Redmond/Bombinomicon/literally anyone who isn't female or a merc is also still alive.

Nolan North did a decent job as Engie, but his Soldier was really fucking shitty.
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>>333081429
>Merasmus/Blutarch/Redmond/Bombinomicon

They have VAs?
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>>333082001
H-have you not played the game?
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>>333082179
Not for years. Or rather, I did play recently, but I had a break of a long time.

Played a shitload back in the day when things were all vanilla.
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>>333082179
The game was only worth playing before those characters were introduced.
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Is there news on the next comic?
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That would be the Spy, obviously.
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Have any of you guys been playing matchmaking or plan too?
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>>333079825
>scout
>likeable
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>>333084795
I've not played in ages. How is MM?
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>>333084963
Not him but it's pretty much what everyone expected.
>low level full of bads
>higher levels filled with goods
>lot's of random ass comps and weapon abuse
It's doing it's job, honestly. Still in beta, though, and the forced settings are pretty annoying.
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Why the FUCK would I ever need FOUR spies on a team at a time?
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>>333084963
Great if you have 6 players, shit if you don't.
Too many pubbers who think they can run offclass full time and win.
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I want to fug heavy's sister.
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>>333081429

>New Engie
>Old Engie

Who are the people behind these? I remember Nolan North did the engie in Experiation Date, but did he do it for the rest of the game for taunts and stuff?
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>>333085229
You'll have to beat this guy in a fist fight first.
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>>333085229
No. She would fug you
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I wish valve made more games with tf2's art design,feels like a waste using it on one game
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I thought the Engie was like, the main driving force behind the majority of the imaginary war or whatever.

Like they wouldn't still be doin that shit without his inventions or whatever.
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>>333085829
How many games have Valve actually made recently?
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>>333086197
Valve made CS:GO with Hidden Path in 2012
Doto 2 in 2011 technically it was released in 2013
They're working on some VR game set in Aperture Science
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>>333077746
The soldier is
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how do we fix spy
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>>333086197

Valve hasn't actually made anything in years.
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>>333087096
give him a shotgun
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>>333087096
Make cloak and dagger recharge faster
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>>333077746
I think he is, Heavy and Soldier be damned.

He got a whole fucking 15-minute short dedicated to him and Pauling.
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>>333077746
no the spy mains with shit unusuals are the main characters of tf2
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>>333087096
Can only go invis while not in enemy sight. Damage resistance while cloaked.
Friendly fire.
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>>333089958
valve would receive more shit than that time they nerfed the sticky launcher if they actually did that
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>>333090096
It would be fucking hilarious, though. Both the asshurt and the teamkills.
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He's the most relate-able of the group.
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>>333089746
>spy is supposed to be stealthy
>everyone colors him in obnoxious yellows

Luckily Spy players aren't as bad as Scouts or Soldiers.
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>>333090862
those fucking bright lime/pink scouts with the same shitty hat combinations, holy shit
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>>333077746
No, HWG is.
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>>333087096
Make him the Pyro's weakness. So rebuff the Enforcer and implement the Flame Retardant suit.
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>>333091220
Yeah, because pyro definitely needs to be more useless.
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Nah heavy is still the face.

At least I still think Heavy when I play TF2.

So when are the stickie bombs gonna be nerfed again?
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>>333092224
Never because demoman players cry when valve tries to balance their class.
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how do i git gud
I started playing TF2 a few days ago but I feel like I do horrible
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>>333092346
>stickies doing 30 damage and several not being enough to blow up 1 sentry
>balanced
Demoman as he is now is probably the most balanced class in TF2
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>>333092224
When they become OP. Right now they're trash.
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>>333092197
He does.
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>>333092709
Turn on rawinput, find a good sensitivity
Change your network settings, TF2's default is dialup tier.
Use damage numbers, hitsounds and damage batching, and use max fov
Never stop moving, watch your surroundings, and always have a goal.
Memorize this chart and play the classes your team needs, not your favorite.
The ideal pub setup looks like this
1 Sniper
2 Medics
1 Engineer
2 Scouts
3 Soldiers
1 Demo
1 Heavy

+1 Spy offense
+1 Engineer defense
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>>333092709
It's all about positioning.
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>>333081429
demo and heavy did not retire
old engie still does voice work for the game he was just unavailable for the expiration date short (which is unfinished anyway)
stop making shit up
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>>333091220
>Make him the Pyro's weakness.
The Pyro is HIS weakness. You want to make the dedicated anti-spy the weakest class to him?
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>>333092746
not if you play dustbowl or hodoo or goldrush
>inb4 but those maps are shit
I know
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>>333093467
but those maps are shit
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it makes me so mad that all the potential this series had was pissed down the drain in favor of money
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I don't know. Who's the main character of Dota 2?
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>>333093458
We should just remove pyro from the game altogether at this point.
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>>333093528
here we go, every fucking time these faggots show up
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>>333093607
Shopkeeper
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>>333093368
you will never encounter this type of composition in a pub unless everybody got hats and tryhards.
otherwise that was clean info anon good job.
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>>333092709
I could write specific pointers for each class, but here's some good general advice:
>Pay attention to your team and play whatever class the team could use more of, nobody likes the team's fifth sniper. Don't be that guy.
>Focus on the objective. I cannot stress this enough. You are not playing deathmatch, get on the damn cart.
>Medic always has first priority for medkits, engineer always has first priority for ammo.
>Seriously, keep the medic alive. He's the backbone of your team.
>Spy checking is 100 times easier than actually playing spy, take potshots at your own team if think there's any chance of them being a spy (assuming you aren't getting shot at by the enemy)
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>>333093528
I'm not sure what potential we're missing out on with hats in the equation, honestly.

The big downside of TF2 is custom maps don't thrive anymore. Seems like every server is running something vanilla, with the biggest departures being halloween maps or something.
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>>333093760
>you will never encounter this type of composition in a pub unless everybody got hats and tryhards.
True but you should always try and get as close to it as possible.
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where have all the arena shooters gone

why did valve shit up tf2 with all this garbage
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>>333079140
That it's bimonthly.
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>>333093368
soldier actually counters everything, is good in every situation and is the easiest class and takes no skill
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>>333081429
Seeing the voices change over the Meet the Team videos and all the other shorts hurt on an existential level.
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>>333093874
>why did valve shit up tf2 with all this garbage
Because TF2 was in its prime before e-sports took off and valve had no incentive to balance the game around high level play. It's easier to just push out community cosmetics and crutches for F2P potatoes.
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>>333093368
>>333093395
>>333093791
All good advice. But I suppose my main problem is getting used to playing on PC. I'm only playing it because now that I got an okay PC my friend wanted me to play with him. He already showed me some of the basics like rocket jumping and doing air shots.
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>>333093896
Now? Yes, but this wasn't always the case. Stock soldier is balanced, it's his unlocks that make him too self reliant and versatile.
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>>333093705
shove that lime green loadout of clothing not from the pseudo 1960's-70's right up your ass
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>>333094186
Soldier was always ahead of the curve. Remember when he could carry 50 rockets without restocking?
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>>333094176
Get a mouse+kb that isn't shit, get a 120hz monitor if you haven't already and try to keep FPS as high as possible. Even though your monitor has an refresh limit, 300 FPS has significantly less input lag than 60.
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>>333094186
>>333094375
Or before flamethrower had a built in reflect. Literally nothing was designed to go up against rocket spam.
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>>333094375
Beta had all kinds of problems.
He was somewhat balanced around 08/09 before his unlocks got too crazy.
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Does /v/ like Nathan Vetterlein?

I wish he would still make videos but I guess being one of the only VAs who's basically always available to work means he's probably doing shit with Valve, I guess.

https://youtu.be/DVB-iLTvSn4

I think he's kawaii
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>>333093808
1. coherent artstyle
2. actual balance (retarded minigun nerf cough cough (among other things))
3. goddamn demoknight
4. BONUS DUCKS BONUS DUCKS I'M MERASMUS THE STUPID FAGGOT AND I LITERALLY CANNOT SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Literally every fucking scout main i have ever seen wear these exact same fucking cosmetics.

its like some oath they signed while becoming a scout main, "ONLY THY SHALL WEAR THE GREEN BANDS OF JUSTICE AND FAGGOTRY WHEN IN BATTLE AS THY AM A SCOUT MAIN"
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>>333094012
>was about to refute this
>mfw realize that TF2 has now been F2P longer than it has been P2P

Well that hurts.

I would attribute TF2's decline less to shitty balance and more so the fact that the updates were so sparse and meaningless that the core community lost interest and moved on. The good servers they held up died shortly thereafter.

Bronies and Furries always had a significant presence in TF2. After a while they began to outnumber the people who actually made the game fun to play.

If you want to see shit updates killing a game, look at PlanetSide 2 or Star Wars Galaxies.
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>>333094012
the game was balanced before the f2p, the changed the meta so people had to find new strategies, that's shit. It's like they are doing with Dota2, we play, we learn, they change it again, you have to relearn...so the game become more "replayable"
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>>333094706
I'm a scout main and all I use is my veteran badge.
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>>333094590
Stock soldier has inherent limits.
He is dependant on heals more than any other class with rocket jumps costing a fourth of his health.
He takes a very long time to reload and has to frequently retreat and restock.
He has no mobility boosting unlocks and if he runs out of health or rockets he is a sitting duck.
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>>333094176
If you consider things like rocket jumping and air shots to be "the basics" then you're probably already miles ahead of the people on an average pub server.
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>>333094412
Ah damn, I checked mine right now and its 60hz. I'll look into getting a 120 though.
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>>333094869
>so it never ends and they continue to keep retards interested

shouldn't there have been a TF3 at this point?
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>>333094706
Scout mains are born douchebags, it's in their blood.
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>>333095105
We covered alot of things including those two like using the airblast to deflect rockets and stickies and he said I learned alot faster than the average F2P. I played MvM yesterday with him too and I picked Soldier and I was rocket jumping and he said they're starting to be really smooth.
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>>333095158
>shouldn't there have been a TF3 at this point?
Imagine the butthurt if people were told their glowing virtual hats suddenly had no value.
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>>333095429
Going fast is in my blood.

If my pursuit of fast just happens to make you unhappy, tough shit.
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>>333096061
>*taunts*
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>>333095585
I don't give a fuck about overpriced particle effects and the idiots who fell for them
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>no one on your team is a medic
>pick medic

I love playing as medic, but I just want to play as someone else for a change
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>>333096363
>stop being medic
>team is pushed back hard
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>>333085229
>able to understand a literal maniac
>cut off her own hand to save her beloved
>down with new things and always ready for some love making

shes miles better than Pauling
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>Join server
>"okay, I feel like playing snip-"
>four snipers
>switch to soldier/medic/demo so that our team doesn't lose
>win the round
>next round
>"okay noone is playing as sniper, looks like we have a balanced team, I think I'll switch"
>one minute later
>3 people switched to sniper along with me
Just
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>>333096289
Why would I taunt? That stops me from going fast.

Mini sentries stop me from going fast though. That's why they trigger a fit of debilitating, autistic rage.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxGVzgNWxE
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>>333096747
Every fucking time
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>>333094375
Release Demoman was worse, more damage, bigger explosion, unvulnearble stickes, same amount of ammo as soldier, his stickies were a deathwall that either forced you to waste time trying to evade them and giving that entire map list at that time was compromised of 2Fort and Dustbowl good luck with that or give up an entire uber to pass it.
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>>333097018
>mfw causing a scout/pyro main to go on an autistic mic rampage by minisentrying the fuck out of hightower
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>>333096747
>Get nest set up right next to final point.
>Sniper after sniper comes teleporting in.
>They all just, stand in front of the sentry gun waiting for RED's to come running in.
Useless fucking class.
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>>333097272
>WHY WOULD YOU PUSH WITH 9 HEALTH
>shrugger's face
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>>333096363
>tfw forever soldier because no one sentry busts
>tfw my favorite class isn't even good anymore anyway, so I may as well just be permasoldier
I'm thinking of uninstalling.
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>>333097272
banny is such a fucking faggot

i really dont think anyone in invite genuinely likes him as a friend, and not just a teammate
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>>333096747

>Join server
>Upward
>Go mini sentry engie for fun
>Somehow we were able to lock them in their spawn, and I got 4 dominations and a 12 ks before I died
>win the match without losing the first point
>next round, stay mini sentry and still top the scoreboard with 4 doms and win the game in a few minutes
>next round, we're defending again
>everyone has gone engie
>and i mean everyone,
>meanwhile the other team have two heavy medic combos, and several spies sapping our stuff
>eventually the game boils down to 12 engineers defending last on upward.
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>>333096747
>capture the flag
>as valiant engineer guarding our precious intel
>suddenly 2 more engineers appear and build a nest near
>"I guess the point is safe enough"
>switch to different class

>one minute later
>"Your intelligence have been captured!"
>no engineers in our team
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>>333098079
>likes him as a teammate
I don't even think that's true, otherwise FROYO wouldn't have ended up the way it did
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>>333095153
Don't listen to that retard, 60Hz is fine and is pretty much what everyone plays on.
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>>333080891
The DOTA 2 ones aren't that far behind.
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>>333080486
ra-*BANG*
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hi
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>go vaccinator medic because I actually know how to use it
>get into enemy base easily because their whole team consists of heavies, scouts, and engis
>win round
>4 more vaccinator medics on my team the next round
>enemy team has 3 vaccinator medics too
>over half of them don't even know how to switch resistances
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re... remember me?
guys?
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Hello /v/, I am a user of source filmmaker

I will gladly take requests of creating some reaction pics.

>location
>character
>reaction

I will warn you, I am not very experienced with making posters etc. but I will try my best to do so.
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>>333099538
Of course I do, you're my life
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>>333079926
I think you mean 8 year olds, mentally and literally.

I love TF2 but it's true.
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>wanted to sell my bp for prepaid card codes or some shit
>don't know anyone who'd want my shit
>don't have a phone that can run Steam Mobile Authenticator so I'd have to wait 15 days till the trade goes through
>not even sure if id ever find anyone who wouldn't con me for my stuff
Now I'm stuck with all these stupid hats, stranges with parts no one will pay extra for, and dumb taunts.
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Honest questions, arent there statistics of most played char?

That should decide it
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>>333099991
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-popular-team%C2%A0fortress-2-character
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>>333098817
>t. 60hz poorfag
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>>333099752
A spy in business casual drinking a beer in disappointment as a bunch of pink tryhard scouts mann-robics dance behind him
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>>333099991
>engineer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBbb53dADYQ
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>>333094706
Im a scout main and I dress like rambo
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>>333100302
seconding this, but make the scouts both pink and lime and doing random taunts
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>game about silly guys fighting in a nonsensical cold war
>introduce a female character who is smarter than the whole cast and is better at them at everything and has no faults
>she also isn't funny
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>>333094701
>1. coherent artstyle
Yeah, it sucks. It wasn't enough to make me stop playing though. Neon green and neon pink gibus wearers seems a lot less common these days, at least where I play.

>2. actual balance
I'm not sure how this is the economy's fault. You mean just having too many options gets in the way? I guess that's true, but I'd rather play a game with a lot more diversity than be forced to use vanilla options for eternity.

>3. goddamn demoknight
OK, you win that one. Stupid fucking subclass that should not exist but people cannot stop making new swords.

>4. BONUS DUCKS BONUS DUCKS
Another good point. Updates that you have to buy passes for should not exist.

> I'M MERASMUS THE STUPID FAGGOT AND I LITERALLY CANNOT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Gotta disagree there. The Halloween updates are good fun. Merasmus' map being one of the best. The audio lines are heavy handed, but a nuisance at best.
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>>333100481
>>333100302
OK, right on it.
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>>333097304
I forgot about that shit. No falloff damage, and no way to destroy stickies.
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Do people actually try to win in TF2?

All I do is join matchmaking, enter a game, see everyone being retarded and win the objective. Nobody seems to care or try in any server ever.
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>sniping against people that are good
>accurately track and predict them

>sniping against people that have never played a video game before
>miss every shot as they slowly hold w to you/get stuck running into walls

How does this happen
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>>333101023
I always tryhard and do everything to win just so everyone has to look at my pony avatar during the end of round scoreboard
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>>333101214
I bet you spam meme binds in chat after every kill too.
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>tfw after so long you actually top score for once
I've been playing since 09
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>>333101151
Unpredictable behavior.
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>>333100529
Lets be honest, there needed to be some sort of straight man in the most recent comics to achieve any sort of plot progression that isn't completely nonsensical.

Her presence in Expiration Date and beyond was beyond unnecessary, though.
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>>333101151
You expect a natural reaction and they do something so stupid you'd never see it coming.
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>>333093607
Jugger if anyone
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>>333100529
Honestly if she had a different VA I probably wouldn't mind her. The current one can't deliver a line to save her life.
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>>333101316
You'd be wrong, my friend
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>>333101214
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpfim
>60,851 members
Oh fuck me
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>>333101419

The game was fine when a heartless crow gave nine idiots an order and you watched those nine idiots accomplish it (or fail) spectacularly.
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>>333093607
Definitely Rubick.
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anyone who joins CTF and does not help engi or is an engi using mini should kill themselves
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>>333101419

We have a straightman, he's called the Spy.
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>>333101706
The game and the EU are basically separate entities at this point, though.

>>333101827
On second thought, this guy is completely dead on.

Fuck Pauling. At least she doesn't get in the way too often.
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>>333101762
>sneak into the enemy intel room as engineer
>build a nest and teleporter
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>>333101827
Engie's the second straight man too, though he's more willing to go along with everyone else on their nonsense.
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>>333096747
>cant ever practice sniper in pubs because theres always like 3 tards on my team playing sniper and i dont wanna be that guy.
>go to a proper server and play sniper and im completely useless because i have no practice

help
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>>333101951
>another engie helps
>now you have a teleporter that goes from your base to their intel
>everyone uses it so now it's a fight to reclaim the enemy intel room
>everyone on your team is engineer, with chibi sentries as the frontline
Thats a good day partner
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>>333101762
>seriously playing CTF

you already lost, man.
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>>333101951
>tfw you're the only person competent enough to clear it out
sometimes i wish my team helped me in team fortress 2
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>>333096061
Remember when the BfB was good?
Going fast for days my friend.
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>>333099752
>Demoman
>Somewhere outside during day
>Making fun of something off screen
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>>333103094
Ok, just give me a second, doing another anons post first
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>>333102716
>playing as a hypersonic millipede

I'll never forget. Once you got fast enough you didn't even need to jump to dodge splash. You could just dash in circles and revel in the panic.
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>>333084961
well he is fuckable
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>>333101639
>half of them are playing TF2
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>>333102361
>Demomen who aren't using swords no longer exist on pubs
I fucking hate what demoknight has done to this game
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>>333102716
I never got to use the original one since I've only been playing since 2013, but I like the idea behind the original one with the 100% boost loss on jump more than what they've done with it now.
It was an actual decent weapon concept, you restrict scout's dodging options to 2 dimensions in exchange for a big speed boost, really not sure why they thought it needed a rebalance.
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>>333103434
Because nobody used it, but that's not a good way to go about balancing weapons as seen with the CaC.
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>>333096363
>no medics
>I go medic
>another guy instantly swaps to medic and tells me to play another class
>tell him to fuck off
>kicked
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>>333085420
I think it was from Expiration date onwards, Nolan North did Engie.

Up until that point was Grant Goodeve I think.
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>>333102192
>THIS desu senpai

I want to practice Scout and Engi but I'm always babying as Medic or Soldier because we never have any decent players.

Then there's 90% of my deaths being to Crit explosions. It's bullshit dieing to someone's super dice roll because they're good at killing my team of Snipers, Spies and "friendlies".

Votekicking people for not joining them as "friendly" or because we're not ALL Spy also happens too frequently.

I don't even know why the fuck I play this game since I hate so much about it so fucking much.
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>>333102135
Spy's face is damn priceless
Every fucking cómic
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>>333103375
When I used to play I would bring the eyelander along with the grenade launcher and sticky bombs. 210 max health and the movespeed is incredible for bombing runs and surviving.
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>>333103571
>Votekicking people for not joining them as "friendly" or because we're not ALL Spy also happens too frequently.
I play everyday, over 1100 hours and never saw this happen.
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>>333103754
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>>333102135
A shame they keep killing the TFC crew. They really should stay the blue team.
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Scout: Protagonist
Heavy: Mascot/Straightman
Soldier: Breakout/Most beloved
Pyro: Funny Background
Engie: Plot Focused
Spy:Asshole with a Heart of Gold
Sniper: Straightman
Medic: Asshole with a Heart of an Asshole
Demo:???
Pauling: Waifu Character
Saxton: Second Most Beloved Character

How accurate is this?
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>>333104290

We'll know when they release Team Fortress Story Mode
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>>333104137
>There will never be an update that changes BLU too the TFC Mercs
I know it might fuck with a lot of the silhouettes and be slightly unfair with both teams having different hitscanning but I want this so bad.
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>>333104290
>TV Tropes
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>>333093467
I guess we need to nerf sniper since cp orange and mario kart exist
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>>333078301
The protagonist of Final Fantasy XIII most likely.
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>>333090862
>spy loadout is a suave deep purple

feels good
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>>333104093
This has happened to me twice today.

You have one player saying all go one class like Spy or Sniper, even though you're on Defense. Most of the team complies and is now a terrible class and all die while either friendly or ineffectually trying to revolver kill a Medic / Soldier combo. Then either the guy who suggested the class change or someone with an obnoxious clan tag or anime avatar starts votekicking team mates who aren't meming with them.

They're literally feeding the enemy team and then cry about them being tryhards even though it's a regular deathmatch or cp server.
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>>333104724
>comparing custom maps never supposed to be taken seriously to official maps in the game since first release
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>>333104697
What are you talking about?
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>>333104798
Where do you live? I play on european servers, maybe this kinda shit only happens in ausfailia or burgerica?
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>>333104697
Most everything I said are common phrases. I think I ever went to the site once and I didn't see anything particularly bad about it.

Why do a lot of people hate it?
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>>333100302
>>333100481
Alright, here it is, cant find any pink/green versions of the hats, sorry
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>>333104819
TF2 as a whole was not designed around serious players from the start. Even valve tacitly acknowledged that 2fort is a bad map, they even took it out of MM rotation.
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>>333105148
It's far too hugboxy for my tastes. That means anytime something reminds me of it, I get ANGRY.
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>>333105238
Amazing anon
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>>333105454
Thanks
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>>333105238

>that terrible alignment on the Front Runner and Tossle Cap

fucking hell have you even seen them in game?
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>>333105538
Jesus christ anon give me a chance, im a fucking fish here. these fins dont work like your fingers do
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>>333105238
damn getting into SFM could be fun
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>>333105445
>hugboxy
How? It's just an Wikipedia page of cliche stuff in media. Is there an message board or something as well?
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>>333103434
>I never got to use the original one
You moved at like below soldier speed when you spawned. That's a huge problem if there isn't either a tele or a gang of enemies right outside the door. There's also the problem that several maps are designed to be navigated with single jumps by everybody. And then there was the big damage penalty.
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>>333104819
>hoodoo and gold rush
>release maps
Hoodoo isn't even valve made, stop playing these shit maps and maybe you'll beat those mean old sticky spamming demos.
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>>333103094
And this one is complete

Waiting for more sugestions

>location
>character
>reaction
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>>333106129
>Frozen is one of if not the most popular map maker
>Made Hoodoo
TF2 has a lot of legit great map makers, but I never understood why he has so many fans.

UAKCrash is best mapmaker.
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>>333106491
Thank you
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>>333089958
First is a bit of a nerf.
They did actually add a 20% damage resistance to the Invis Watch and CnD in the Gun Mettle update back in July. Being cloaked also halves the time it takes for fire, bleed, jarate and mad milk to stop.
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>>333103276
Imagine how high his sex drive is.
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>>333106645
Anytime anon
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>>333105776
It's a giant circlejerk and the staff will regularly pull shit down that offends them and rewrite pages to their taste. IIRC they removed a lot of japanese tropes pages or renamed them to stupid shit.
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>>333077746
It's the medic. He's trying to make a thesis for his doctorate.
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>>333106491
A confused sniper looking at a demo chasing a soldier with a shovel because the demo took his helmet
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>>333106769
my face when they erased the demonophobia page because it triggered someone and was deemed "not possessing any redeeming or artful quality"
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>>333106871
ok ok, but where exactly?
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>>333097867
>that FoV
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
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>muh cosmetic items that i painstakingly spent hours trading for, assuming i didn't just outright buy them
>muh fucking comics. enough said really, i mean comics come the fuck on.
Are TF2 players retarded small children or what?
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>>333099275
hi
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>>333099752
Please make a cute SFM of Sniper and Scout being cute together.
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>>333106993
2fort, in the little dirt area between the bridge and one of the bases
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>>333105776
>Is there an message board or something as well?
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>>333107296
>>333106717
fuck off /tf2g/ and take your homolust with you
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>>333107263
Do you hate fun?
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>>333103434
The original one had a 20% damage reduction and an accuracy boost. It was pretty awful actually, but I managed to rack up a ton of kills on it by utilizing the crit a cola and the fan of war.
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>>333096747
>Make a killing spree with pyro
>die
>respawn
>suddenly 3 more pyros
>loose
God fucking dammit
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>>333107491
You can't deny what's canon.
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>>333107754
Whoa, 2 characters out of 9 were in each others' presence a handful of times? CONFIRMED
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>>333106491
Overhealed heavy screaming angrily at a medic attempting to heal near death scouts, pyros and/or soldiers or so while bullets and explosions happen in the background. Location free, maybe red on goldrush.
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>>333107482
Cringy and pathetic but I don't let stupid shit like this bring me down when I can easily ignore it, doesn't personally effect me or the things I like and I could still probably use the site without ever encountering this like I have before.
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>>333107754
>>>/tf2chan/
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>>333106491
Any or all of the classes posing like this.

Feel free to save me time and put the same caption on there only 2007 instead of 1973.

Because tf2 still the best.
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>>333108462
forgot image.
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>>333107880
It's rare for two characters to be depicted together so often.

The only two characters with an established relationship are Soldier and Demoman from the WAR! comics/update. Maybe Engineer and Pyro in the True Meaning comic, but they've never been seen together again.

>>333108253
fucking rip
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>>333108462

forgot it TWICE apparently.
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>>333106491
If you're still taking requests I'd like Jacket from hotline miami/Payday 2 doing this pose. I don't really care about the background so it's up to you.
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>>333108550
>>333108657
anon are you alright
maybe go to sleep
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>>333107335
Here you go
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>>333108612
>The only two characters with an established relationship are Soldier and Demoman from the WAR! comics/update
>What is Medic and Heavy, literally most popular friendship/pairing in the game
>What is Spy Vs. Sniper Update
>What Spy and Scout having a love/hate relationship in the comics and shorts
>What is Engie and Pybro who has two weapons dedicating on helping Engies
Get it together mate.
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>>333108612
>It's rare for two characters to be depicted together so often.
What the fuck? They're never together. You're delusional, friend.
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>>333108747
Sure, just give me a second while i do another anons post
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People still play TF2? I thought it died with the whole CS:GO skins thing.
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>>333108761
I dunno maybe I'm just dumb.
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>>333109189
Thanks
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Anyone want to play some MM?
pyro mains need not apply
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>>333109308
As dumb as the skins were the maps and balancing patches were so good it made it into one of the best updates to have come out in a while.

To bad Tough Break fucked it up.
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>>333109063
Heavy and Medic are only depicted in Meet the Medic, but that's it.
Spy and Sniper hate each other.
Spy and Scout is fair but there's heavy implications that Spy is Scout's father.
I already mentioned Engineer and Pyro.

>>333109086
>>333107754


I promise that this is all ironic, I ship the fuck out of these two but for little reason other than I think it's cute and the porn is 10/10
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>>333109553
>TF2 porn
does anyone do this unironically?
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>>333109523
Does that mean I should try to get back into TF2? I've had it sitting in my hard rive for sometime and I haven't played it for over a year.
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>>333109468
MM needs some fixes for it to be great.
It needs a Endurance mode that goes on forever till you lose.

it also needs some better upgrades for certain classes so they can truly be useful. Pryo is only ever seen as Tank Buster and nothing more so maybe a Pyro specific upgrade that makes him deal extra damage to tanks, or have Spy get a health and speed bosst from collecting cash as well as insta-respawn and so on.
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>enter server one day
>decide to mess around and say "Trading Crate for Hat"
>one guy accepts
>asks me if theres a hat in it
>tell him theres a chance for a hat, but he has to get a key
>he trades me a fancy fedora for the crate
>confirm trade
>moments later he's calling me a scammer

anyone else has some trading stories?
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>>333109637
>does anyone do this unironically?
It probably has the most gay porn then any other game.
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>>333109840
>It needs a Endurance mode that goes on forever till you lose.
What are you babbling about? This isn't mvm, this is competitive matchmaking.
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>>333109637
Its like 90% SFM porn now

kinda sucks
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>>333109637
The beautiful thing about TF2 is that there's something for every body type. It's rife with porn.
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