THIS GUY STOMPS DOWN YOUR DOOR AND DEMANDS TO SEE THE LAST VIDEOGAME YOU PLAYED
If he thinks it's a good game. You live
If he thinks it's a bad game, you get your brains blown the fuck out
How fucked are you?
Yakuza 2
>>332963886
No more heroes
Fuck you man, games good so far
>>332963886
>MMBN 3
I'm alright.
>>332963886
Dynasty Warriors 8.
If he's never seen a Musou before, I'm good, but if he's one of those fags who played 4 then 5 and assumed they're always literally the same game, I'm fucked.
probably stardew valley. I really don't play games anymore
>>332963886
Tetris Grand Master.
Well is he a normie?
>>332963886
Candy Crush saga, i'm safe!
Musha. hope he likes shmups
>>332963886
Bloodborne I'm probably good
>>332963886
everybody loves katamari damacy.
>>332963886
Dota 2. GG WP
>>332963886
Considering the last game I've played and my weird fetishes we will have some lewd sexy time.
Grim Dawn, I'm safe.
>>332963886
Victoria 2
>>332963886
>payday 2
Some would say this was a pretty ironic turn of events.
>>332963886
Dota 2, he'd be doing me a favor desu
>>332963886
Fallout 4
Just shoot me pls
Hyrule Warriors Legends.
No idea what this guy's opinion on Musous is but I'm probably in the same boat as >>332964059
>>332963886
>>332963886
Front Mission Evolved
I...I just needed a mecha fix, I swear I didn't even really like it!!!!
>>332963886
God Hand.
My wrist hurts.
M&B Warband Napoleonic wars.
Well, I hope this guy likes history.
>>332963886
CoD Blops3 multiplayer on thePC.
Bye guys.
>>332963886
Dying Light
but I don't play video games
I just shitpost here
>>332964104
Are you me 25 seconds into the future?
>>332963886
I'm committing suicide anyways.
>implying my house has doorsAzure Striker Gunvolt
>>332963886
spec ops: the line
i deserve it
Rainbow Six Siege
League of Legends
Oh well, atleast I have a .40 under my desk.
>Hearthstone and WOW
Looks like I get to live another day.
the game
>>332963886
HearthstoneI won't miss any of you.
>>332963986
>>332964196
>>332964216
>>332964285
>>332964309
>>332964315
>>332964381
>>332964517
Danganronpa.
I'm fine if he's a weeb.
>>332963886
>Kirby atAM
If we doesn't care too much about difficulty and likes mindless fun, then I'm alright.
>Stealla Glow
i'll be fine if he's a massive weaboo tooSakuya a shit, Nonoka is best girl
>>332963886
Bloodborne
Let's hope he's not a PCuck
Dragon Quest III
>>332964723
You're a robber with terrible tastes, I'll deal with you myself.
>>332964507
>someone shit on that kid previously for playing badly
>now his mental growth will be stunted for life and he will probably end up posting on 4chan or something else equally shitty and filled with losers
poor lad
Either Stardew Valley, Downwell or FFVII
I really don't like FFVII so you can just kill me now for that
>>332964723
>Victoria 2
>Shit
PICK ONEEEEEEEE
>>332963886
Super metroid
Baldur's Gate enhanced edition.
Am I fucked?
>>332964748
>>332964252
>>332964338
>>332964418
>>332964579
>>332964653
>>332964679
>>332964835
You only get a pass only if it was the translated Japanese SNES version.
Kingdom Hearts
I think I'll live
What about Lord of the Rings Online?
Ratchet and clank: up your arsenal
>>332963886
Freedom Wars on my Vita.
Ninja Gaiden on the SNES
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
I'm safe, nigga
>>332964252
lol
Warzone 2100.
While his mind is blown by the tech tree I garrote him with my mouse cable.
>>332964723
>hates katamari and Vicky 2
Can we get a black burglar? White people have garbage taste
I'm safe. If he tries to shoot me anyway, I can always use a pack of cigarettes to distract him or something.
>>332965001
weeaboo robber will probably miss or put in the wrong size ammunition because he is a fucking dumbass
>>332963886
http://www.kyrieru.com/p/kurovadis_10.html
i hope he likes erotic metroidvanias
Orcs must die unchained.
Well shit I guess I didn't need to get that hunters license after all.
project reality
I think he will like it
>>332964723
Come at me faggot.
World of tanks
I'm fucked.
Xenoblade Chronicles X.
>>332964748
>>332964749
>>332964792
>>332964985
>>332965078
>>332965125
>>332965151
Serious Sam TSERIP in piss Serious Saturdays
Worms Revolution
Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise
>>332965001
If only I had good taste ; _ ;
>so many people posting their last played game and then openly admitting how shit it was then inviting death
So this is what it's come to.
>>332963886
lmfao he doesn't even have a rusty metal skulgun, the fuck does he think he is gonna do against the infinite power of nanoaugmentation
this fight's over before it began
>>332965383
>I like Lord of the Rings Online more than Vicky 2, katamari, baldurs gate, and r&c
Get fucked
Roller coaster tycoon world
It's so bad it will probably kill him as he blows my brains out
Well I'm playing Hyrule Warriors Legends right now.
>>332965639
Ironically, nobody hates video games more than /v/
>>332964723
I was joking. I actually played The Witcher 3. I swear.
Dead Space?
D-destiny?
Fuck, man dont shoot!
A nu cheeki breeki IV damke!
S.t.a.l.k.e.r.: call of pripyat easily.
Jesus fucking christ, if this thread is anything to go by, this robber has the shittiest taste in video games ever
>>332963886
Is he a souls fag? If so I'm dead
Dark Souls 2
>>332963886
>Baldur's Gate
I think I'm safe.
STAR WARS ROGUE SQUADRON 3D OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
>>332963886
Nier
I haven't finished it YET but it's weird as hell and not at all what I've expected.
>>332965639
Welcome to /v/ where the only thing we hate more than video games, is ourselves.
>>332963886
DaS1. I'm still alive.
>>332965001
You have good tastes.
>Red Dead Redemption
Better pray this man loves Westerns
>>332965859
6 was better
>>332966031
stop samefagging
>>332963886
Killer Instinct
>>332964997
I giggled.
I dunno man I haven't played video games in months.
>>332963886
Xenoblade Chronicles (Wii)
He doesn't look like he knows much about comfy, idk senpai.
>>332966112
>stop samefagging
>implying
CSGO
p-please.
>>332963886
>Let's pretend opinions are not subjective: The Thread
>The board: The site while we're at it
>>332963886
GTA San andreas mein nigger.
>>332965882
get out of here stalker
>bloodborne
I'm good.
>>332965892
this desu
I'm fucked.
>>332966274
T-That guy said I could come in...
>>332963886
world of tanks
>>332964985
>>332965383
>>332965916
Should learn to read faggot.
>CS:GO
He loves it.
UnReal World RPG
>>332963886
All you faggots really think a criminal would have good taste in games? Unless it's GTA or the Division you're all dead.
Ironically ...Gun
>>332966384
get out of here stalker
>>332963886
Tekken Tag Tournament 2
considering that everyone one /v/ ether sucks a fighting games, or doesn't play them I'd say I'm fucked.
Majora's mask, think I'm safe?
Why kill me, I'm already dead.
>>332963886
fallout new vegas
Ultimate Doom on Dosbox
>>332966412
I can read just fine
I killed him for playing the Enhanced Edition, specifically.
>>332963886
EVE online.
If he has good taste i'm good. If not, rip me
>>332966653
> a text-only erotic slave game in Twin, now in alpha
>>332966653
Why? Free Cities is a fun game.
Shame nsfw text games are rare.
>>332963886
Insurgency.
>>332963886
Hotline Miami.
>>332966817FUCK GOONS
>>332963886
Insurgency
I think he'll relate to the balaclava clad armed violence
>>332966941
>tfw being paid billions upon billions to bully goons and SMA out of their space
Truly I'm living the dream.
>>332963886
Dark Souls 1
He says it's a good game but I'm a faggot for continuing to play it. Kneecaps me and walks away disappointed.
>>332966514
cyкa!
Plot twist, it's actually Todd Howard under the mask.
>>332966734
I never played it. What makes it so much worse than the original? Awfully misleading of the title.
>>332963886
CSGO
Probably pretty safe considering the look of that guy.
>>332967057
get out of here stalker
>>332963886
CK2
>>332966425
>playing with graphics
>>332966817
>if he has good taste rip me. If not, i'm good
Fixed that for ya, li'l buddy.
>>332965001
>weeb robber
He'd probably miss and start crying then.
>>332963886
Does anyone know what the original video that "master of the rungis" webm comes from?
>>332963886
Black ops 3
>>332967230
The weeaboo robber you are speaking of was a copycat and has been dealt with.
>>332967076
Neckbeards are just complaining that you can improve the original with mods for free while Beamdog asks money for the thing.
It has more content and has fixed some broken quests the vanilla has, but only now they're blaming Beamdog for horrible writing and gay characters. The truth is the original Baldur's Gate doesn't shine in writing and while there is gay characters, none of them are forced unlike in modern Bioware games.
Enhanced Edition had a messy launch, but it has had tons of patches since and is in a very playable condition. It got an actual expansion a couple of days ago which is also invested with bugs, so wait for a couple of months before buying it and it should be fine.
Some fuckers just has to hate nice things we have.
>>332967271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q88TUx4T6M
Bloodborne the old hunters
>>332963886
Rocksmith 2014 playing CDLC Manowar
>>332963886
Hitman: Blood Money
>>332967604
>Spoonfeeding a tripfaggot
>>332963886
Persona4
But ididn'treally play it so much as iwatchedmygfplay. Do i pass?
Dark souls 2
Goodbye my fellow hollows
Syndicate
Fall of the Samurai
I think I'm good.
>>332963886
nethack
>What monster do you want to genocide? [type the name]
human
>Wiped out all humans.--More--
>Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n)
q
eat shit, robber
>>332967687
But spoons are delicious mammy
>>332967604
danke schon
Baldur's Gate 2
>he didnt buy the XM
>>332963886
Cities Skylines
Best citybuilder this decade I think
Mechwarrior Online.
Thank god he's only got a walmart-tier airsoft shotgun.
>>332963886
Starcraft 1.
The division
I just got on to check my stats man, i was playing chivalry all night!!!
I guess it's technically MH4U even though I just loaded up a file. Before that it's PKMN X.
>>332963886
Metal gear rising
Tropico 5.
Come at me, man.
>>332968423
Cities skylines is overrated. The only challenge is traffic.
I-It's a good game, I swear.
Not the best, but it's still good.
>>332963886
Dark Souls 3
also pssh nothin personnel kid...
>Style Savvy
The overflow of spaghetti as I explain it really is a good game would kill us both before he could pull the trigger.
>>332963886
Fuck, I was playing Revengeance before this!
>>332963886
Dragons dogma
I think its pretty fun, but the main quest is short as hell
Pic related so am I gonna die......I mean this is damn good even though people trash it and underestimate it...a lot....
Dota 2, Fallout Tale of Two Wastelandsam I fucked?
Batman: Arkham Origins: Do your worst.
>>332969074
I thought it was bad when I started but by the end I thought it was great. Did you finish it yet?
Demons souls
>>332963886
>THIS GUY STOMPS DOWN YOUR DOOR
Great. O have to pay his hospital bill for defending myself with a kick resistant door.Fuck Liberal self defense laws it makes no fucking sense to get a prison sentence for harming your attacker in self defense no matter what was happening.
>>332963886
>Dirty Bomb
I'm safe.
>>332969457
Still trying to beatIrisu.
>>332969359
>Asks for one game
>Lists two in a desperate attempt
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KIDDO
>>332969497
Stop shitposting please
The steam edition of Final Fantasy 7... I think I'm good.
>>332963886
why does that shotgun have a clip
>>332969595
This whole thread is a shitpost.
>>332963886
Dota 2- rip me
>>332969682
And now we wait.
The original Rainbow SixI'd play Rogue Spear, but too lazy to configure to it to work.
>>332969816
tripfaggot, you are shit. Please stop soiling the atmosphere of my board.
>>332963886
If he shoots me then he's a faggot.
>>332970115
based
>>332963886
Xenoblade chronicles...
I think.he would give me that 'not bad' nod for that...
If the shooter was a normie, would you still die?
Shogun 2 FOTS
*unholsters retail copy*
Quake 3 Arena with the CPMA modification
i think im ok
>>332970146
nah, your thread is aids-cancer, fuck off. This isn't /b/ you autist manchild.
>>332964579
>not throwing some spec ops mental mindfuckery at the burglar
Do you learn nothing from videogames
>>332969497
But most states have castle doctrine. I kinda wish that this stupid meme would go away because even states with very restrictive gun laws still allow you to defend yourself, especially in your own home.
hotel dusk 215
>>332970301
>your thread
>aids
>manchild
i long for the embrace of death
>>332969536
I tried to launch it yesterday
I haven't played it in a year, why does it takes so long to launch and crash on load?
>>332970301
> implying /v/ is better than /b/
/v/ was still doing that Anthony Burch shit well into 1 AM PST while everyone else went about regular business
You're literally retarded if you think /v/ deserves any, Any merit at all
literally the worst board on 4chan
>>332963886
La-mulana, so I think I'm saved
>>332963886
>Nobunaga's Ambition: Sphere of influence
Well, I like it plenty. Even if the combat system is a little shallow for my tastes.
>>332963886
Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator
Assuming he isn't a fucking scrub, I'm still alive
Vanquish. I think I'll be ok.
>>332963886
Gta san andreas
>>332963886
Xcom Enemy Within
That small little shotgun looks cute.
CUTE!
Skyrim.
Depends on how much of a normie he is?
>>332963886
>THIS GUY STOMPS DOWN YOUR DOOR AND DEMANDS TO SEE THE LAST VIDEOGAME YOU PLAYED
Dong Freeze.
>How fucked are you?
OK I guess?
Its technical and art/sound/music design are excellent, but you'll never please the cowwadoody fans with anything cartoonish.
>>332963886
>GTA Vice City
Nah I'm fine
>>332963886
The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, he might aswell kill me because, man, I suck at this game.
>>332963886
splatoon
>>332963886
Sniper elite 3.
Might be safe,
Hyrule Warriors Legends
I'm good.
Perusona 4 Golden
>>332963886
Unholy Heights
Mad Max
Finally, sweet release
Starsector.
>>332963886
Jedi Fucking Academy
Nayuta no Kiseki. I hope he knows Japanese cause I wasn't playing it in English. Even if he doesn't I'd say it's still real fun. It's like Ys with a bit of Zwei. At first I thought the combat was shallow but as I unlocked more moves it got a lot better. Still not even half way through it though cause my Japanese isn't great and it takes me a while to read shit.
>>332963886
Virmintide.
I think he will spare me.
>>332963886
Metal Slug 3
Shadow of ChernobylCheeki Breeki
op has forsaken us.
Super street fighter 4arcade edition version 2014
how fucked am I?
The Witcher 3. Normies like the Witcher 3 so I think I'm good. Thank god DoAX3 isn't the last game I played.
>>332963886
hey look its CSGO, a literally game about you and the cops how cool is that right.. hahah please dont kill me i can pay hard cash
>>332963886
He's going to groooooove to Dancing All Night so I'm safe
TF2
What's gonna happen to me?
Am I gonna die?
Is this the end?
>>332973461
>jedi academy
>a bad game
aren't you a little fucked up in the head
>>332963886
Im fine, just finished a day of Stalker
Halo Reach
>World of Warcraft
welp, I'm dead as fuck
>>332963886
Tony Hawk's Underground.
Who doesn't like Tony Hawk games?
FEAR. I think I'll be okay.
>>332973572
If he had said outcast i could have slightly agreed, but academy is god tier
>>332963886
DooM
Dark Souls 2. Dead i'm guessing
>fallout 4
>>332963886
>obviously fake gun
I'm fine.
>>332964198
>If he thinks it's a good game. You live
He is threatening people over what games they play, you are literally no safer than with fucking ride to hell: retribution with this nutcase.
>>332973572
>aren't you a little fucked up in the head
>>332975060
SSX 3. Safe or...?
Stalker clear sky.
Hyper Light Drifter
My chances aren't great, it's a polarizing title
Scrubs can't get down with it and it isn't even that hard
I might be okay if he isn't a filthy casul pleb
On the other hand, he could be one of those "muh 60fps" pedants
ah, im fucked bros
>>332963886
>Skyrim
Well I bet he'd like it.
>>332963886
>the wolf among us
I think im good
Gta5
The story mode of course
I should be good
>>332963886
Return to castle wolfenstein.
I'm good.
>>332963886
Sega Saturn Vampire Savior. With an S-Video cable, thank you.
He buys me a beer and a new door.
Insurgency.
I think hed even want to have a go.
Dark Souls
Jokes on you I have a Dex build faggot
Wipeout HD Fury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVCdJDNzfe0
skool grills
>nuclear throne
do i get them half blown out instead?
>>332963886
Bloodborne. Its all good
Dark Souls
Check my 6
Half life 2