Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
A deals a deal anon! Now you have to eat my assburgers!
>>332855754
Honk.
is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>someone took the time to write all this out
>>332855754
>A cute anime grill will never do this to you
Why live?
>>332856259
>cat paws
muh dick
anime is gay af
>>332855754
No one talks like this. I actually cringed.
>>332855754
hot
>>332857383
I talk like that.
>>332855754
But I'm Anthony Burch, women don't approach me.
>>332857648
That's assuming you actually had a social life in order to talk to people other than your Mom.
very surprising
>>332855754
>heterochromia
Remove this.
>>332855754
What kind of lowlife pervert would ever jack off to something like this?
>>332855754
Well a deal's a deal afterall
>>332855754
nah im a cuck
breasts?
>tfw you will never ever have a girl say anything like this to you
>>332858092
It's an umbrella
>>332858118
>not fapping to this
Shut the fuck up Chad.
>>332858343
I wouldn't a want girl to say this to me unless she was an anime girl and those don't exist.
3D is repulsive.
>>332856259
O..okay
>>332855754
upvoted
CAT KEKOLD ME RIGHT NOW! MY WIFE IS READY IN THE LIVING ROOM PLAYING NOT HER WII U!
>>332858713
I don't fap to garbage amateur writing coming from a guy who clearly doesn't know how girls talk.
Anthony Burch
(Anthony Burch)
WHERE
IS
ANTHONY
Gee thanks
>>332855754
Whoa! Kogasa totally surprised me with those breasts!
burch reporting in
>>332855754
Cute
>>332859070
But all girls talk like this. Especially my wife around black men.
Kogasa your spellcards suck!
>>332859070
I thought it was obvious that I just wanted to call you Chad but. Well...
Deals?
>>332855754
Pls no im pooping right now
>>332859640
Tatara Kogasa from Touhou.
>>332858328
JUST
>>332859640
It's literally a living umbrella that's also a blacksmith that likes to go around spooking people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAhCWh5TkiM
There are girls like that but they're fat and manly.
>>332857383
>No one talks like this.
this is why I don't care for the 3D world
>>332860010
Why does that shitty video have 426 likes?
Are touhou fans this desperate for any kind of content?
>>332860858
But even if it's 2D it's still awful either way.
>>332861091
Because 2chan memes are the best kind of memes.
https://youtu.be/vEblAksJ9Oc
>>332861712
Do not sexualize little Rumia
>>332861712
full pic?
>>332855754
lol
>>332858328
So close
>>332861712
I don't understand the gooks and their memes but these just seem fucking stupid.
I can't find the uncensored version
someone please post it
>>332855754
I am going to masturbate to this.
