>tfw mommy threw out all of my old PS1 games
REEEEEEE YOU FUCKING WHORE
>dad sold my SNES
>dad took away my ps4 controller because I didn't clean my room
Jokes on him, I'll just borrow Jake's controller after school.
>>332743018
>tfw she threw your pokemon cards away
awwww life at home is such a drag
your mom threw away your best porno mag
You need to be at least 18 years old to post here
Who cares, the PS1 had like one good game.
One time I brought my PS1 and all the components to my friend's house in a grocery bag. Made the mistake of leaving it on the kitchen table after I got home and my dad thought it was garbage and threw it out. Thank fuck he's dead now.
>>332743476
Damn.
>tfw mum threw away all my old pc game boxes, my yugioh cards, my tamagotchi, my beyblades and my tazos
>tfw mom is dead
>>332743609
>my beyblades
>>332743629
Probably just gave up on her life when she realized her son would be loser weaboo.
>tfw dad would strictly limit gaming during grade school
>would constantly get nagged to "read a book"
>tfw school starts in 2 days no more games after tomorrow
Shocker that now, in college, I have better grades than ever and read more than ever and play games all the time. Parents are so fucking stupid, limiting and locking your kid up doesn't help.
>>332743609
>tazos
wtf is that?
>>332743609
Brazil is the final frontier
>>332743420
>be 16ish
>have sleepover
>mom decides she is gonna clean out my sisters old dresser that I was currently using to take and get me a new one
>finds playboys I was too lazy to hide
>I get talked down to by my dad of all people because my mom didn't like it
I hope she didn't flip through it cause there was cum on the spreads. I remember I got so much shit from my family too for that, I was a fucking teenage boy my lord. Guess that is what I get for growing up slightly under Muslim cultures.
>>332743609
>my tazos
>they didnt specifically request that their old gaming gear not to be thrown away before they left home for the big city
>>332744202
>left home
>>332744153
i was making a reference to the beastie boys
you gotta fight for your right to party, bro
>>332743956
They used to come inside Cheetos bags.
Good times.
>>332744302
I know I just wanted to share
>>332743018
she wanted to help you, stop you from becoming an obese edgelord
she failed.
Time to punish her.
Unzip that cock.
>Americans tell their parents they love them every day
>he calls his mom "Ma'am" and his dad "Sir"
Pfft, way to be a bottom bitch
>>332745185
>sister is going through a totally awful time
>reassure her and tell her I love her
>we're britbongs and it's literally the first time I've said it to anyone in my family
>she stammers and has literally no idea how to respond for a few minutes before saying she loves me too
At least this way it means something.
>tfw have non-retarded mom that doesn't touch my stuff except when she sucks my cock
>>332745319
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>332743018
>he hasn't made his Stacy mom his personal subservient cumbucket
You only have yourself to blame
>mfw mom low-key tells me she beat Special world from Super Mario World because she "Changed the Koopa's heads and made the world fall somehow"