You have 5 seconds to explain why you aren't buying.
>>332741895
I don't have a PS4
>>332741895
Still waiting for the non existing PC version.
>>332741895
I don't own a PS4
>Only 9 girls
>It's just DOAX2 with even less to do
>No replayability because the only completion perk is you get to take pictures
>>332741895
Im not a kissless virgin with zero prospects of having sex in the future, so I dont feel the need to spend money on a $60 model viewer.
Too expensive for what little it offer.
>>332742059
Is there any chance they will eventually port it for the tiny penis complex market?
I am really hoping because there are no other good games for the ps4 desu.
No PS4. I was fine at first with buying the Vita version because I loved Xtreme and Xtreme 2 and I love the volleyball game but the screenshots and webms I see posted on /v/ really turn me off from the Vita version because the PS4 version looks so good.
I do not own a PS4. Also I have a huge backlog of spank material that does not require purchase.
>>332741895
no western release
No PC version.
>>332742146
>le alfa man mey mey
Then what the fuck are you doing on 4chan you dipshit? GTFO
No Tina no buy.
>>332742217
>http://www.play-asia.com/
Literally on the main page
Because anime girls are boring when compared to the real thing.
>>332741895
No western release.
>>332741895
waiting for pc version
>>332741895
No Tina.
>>332741895
because I'm not a teenager.
>>332741895
ring rong ching chong we arr rook same
>>332741895
Because I can find thousands of hours of the same shit on the internet for free.
>>332742245
>le wi are sikret club, no gurzl allowed mey mey
I'm having a good laugh reading your kisseless virgin posts.problem?
>>332741895
I played the first DOAX game and it was shit.
>>332742319
>http://www.play-asia.com/
>literally says asia exclusive
cuck
No funds.
>>332742495
YES, THERE IS A PROBLEM
Because suckers like you and making it so I can fap for free.
>>332742548
You do realize that website ships videogames intended for asian audiences to any country right?
You have 5 seconds to explain why you aren't wearing.
>>332742632
>asian audiences
Can this meme die?
>>332742548
Yes, that's what the site is for....
Neo /v/ at its finest.
It doesn't have DOAX2 boob physics.
>>332742217
did you know you can buy things on the internet
>>332741895
But I already did.
The wait is killing me.
>>332741895
Because I don't see Helena in your picNah seriously, I've already bought. Just waiting forever until it arrives in the post
>>332741895
>Best girl in the middle.
Other girls finally know they can't compete
>>332742612
Here goes a solution.
You welcome
>>332742775
dayum
>>332741895
it's heavily censored here.
>>332742858
What does tervesainen have to do with this?
>>332741895
>best girls are not in
>no gameplay
>less content than in previous games
>pornless porn
>everyone acts like AYYY ME SO KAWAII UGUUU, NII-CHAN retard
inb4 b-b-b-b-but sticking it t-to ESS JEE WEEs
Fuck off, DOAX is a trash series and DOAX3 is one of the worst games released in last 5 years.
>>332742967
Why don't you want a proper western release for this game? Does it hurt your feelings?
>>332742987
>pornless porn
I kek'd
>Spending money for something you can do legally for free
Evolution at its finest.
>>332743065
>Choosing 3DPD instead of the perfect 2D
>>332743065
You can't play DOAX3 legally for free though
>>332741895
That image is tiny as shit.
Tecmo girls are ugly as fuck
Nyotengu pole dance video where?
>>332741895
I'm waiting for my copy to arrive.
>>332743224
What video game girls do you consider attractive?
So who else is waiting for the xps models?
>>332741895
They have no shadows.
>>332743224
Probably the most incorrect post I've ever seen here
>>332743269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUI1xbYH6Tg
>>332741895
It's boring. It's expensive. It's a lazy cash grab. It's the kind of garbage that only appeals to lonely weebshits.
It's not that sexy since there's no nudity, limited roster, pole dance sucks, graphics are outdated, etc. Not to mention why the fuck would I pay for porn? Low-tier porn at that.
Anyone who actually spends money importing this garbage is supporting literal shit. It's a fucking unfinished re-hash of a superior game released over a decade ago.
just how much of a dlc/microtransaction fest is this?
>>332743510
>every girl has the same dances
Fucking lazy
Literally shitty graphics are what is keeping me away from this game, i mean all you do is look at girls and they have shitty textures,shadows and the physics suck too.
>>332742178
Many NEVER EVER games got a PC port. We can only hope.
>>332743603
the only preorder DLC is a pair of pre-early order outfits, one for Marie and one for Honkers depending on which version you buy.
The game is massively cut compared to the previous two though. No accessories, no nail polish, no jet skiing, no 3rd island and several essential girls missing.
You can guarantee that KT will provide them for a modest fee later on though.
>>332741895
I'd rather be watching actual porn.
I got sent a review copy.
https://my.mixtape.moe/qqpwbt.mp4
I still find DOAX2 sexier.
>>332743817
I gave my 360 to my brother about 5 years ago and this and JSRK are the only games I've regretted it for.
>>332743817
It's good stuff.
>>332743817
Ayane nipple bumps and camel toe are best nipple bumps and camel toe.
NO LEI FANG NO BUY
>>332742146
jokes on you i kissed once
Because I don't want to invest in VR and that's the only reason to pick it up.
>>332741895
shit slut japs game get a life
>>332741895
No PS4, and buying a HTC Vive now.
I'm hoping for that 1% chance DOAX3 will come to PC next year, I guess, but other VR possibilities outweigh even Nyotengu and Momiji.
N Y O T E N G U
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>>332741895
>fewer girls
>marginal increase in visual quality
>no Tina or Rachel
>can fap to screens/gameplay videos for free
Remind me why /v/'s condoning purchasing a game at all?
>>332744098
>you will never touch her soft skin
>>332741895
Animation look super fake and unsexy. they need to hire better actors.
>>332741895
SAL shipping is slow
>>332744098
She's the best isn't she?
>he jacks off to ps4 cartoons
It's only good for that one girl's soft porn. I don't pay for soft porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U1Ka4fUKaA
>no rachel
>no music
>no jet ski
>DLC judaism
I'd buy in a heartbeat if it comes to PC tho
>>332741895
Because I am a poor fag, and I need to save my money for star ocean + atelier sophie
-Pedo girls became the new face of the series
-No interest in buying a game with absolutely no other content than a shitty volley ball game
-Half resources recycled from DOAX2...
-Most of the "DOA" cast isn't in.
PS4K cucked me away from buying a PS4 until they squash the rumor.
I don't pay for porn, much less eechi/softcore.
>>332742320
Was that supposed to be a good example of the "real thing"?
>>332741895
None of my favorites is in the game
>>332744835
mmm
>>332741895
I'm not a bullied 12 year old teenager
I can just wait for people to post webms on /v/
>>332744957
Yet you're trying to look cool on the internet.
>>332743745
>actual porn
AKA: Scripted gymnastics, plastic tits, lips, hips, nips and orgasms that sound like the dude is passing a kidney stone, and 90% of the time the chick never gets off.
"Real Porn" ain't that much different from hentai pixel chicks.
>>332745074
>he doesn't watch amateur porn!
It's on it's way.
But why in the fuck did they not include all the females?
Why in the hell did the bird get in over characters like Christie, Mila, Lisa, or even Tina?
>>332745305
They add the ones that make money.
>>332744438
Not watching any videos.
I spent my wageslave money on this game so that's where I'll first watch these scenes.
Hopefully the volleyball is decently fun.
>>332745305
People voted on their favorites by buying PS4 themes on the Japanese PSN store.
>>332743690
>Many NEVER EVER games got a PC port. We can only hope.
True, but this game relies heavily on hyper kikery micro-transactions that exploit all buy the most patient of players and save-scummers.
If it gets a PC release, players will bypass this entirely and just give themselves unlimited owner-bux with mods and a cheat engine.
Not only that, but modded swimsuits would meat nobody would buy their inevitable "Premium" swimsuits.
I did but you're stuck in delivery limbo.
Someone remind me to either use expensive shipping or just buy it from PSN next time.
>>332741895
I'll buy it when they add Tina and Lisa. They are the sexiest girls!
>>332741895
Half of the characters I'd want in a DOAX game aren't in it.
>>332745960
Really?
That's awful
>>332741895
>porn games without porn
No thanks.
>>332745989
Touché.
Guess we'll never see it unless they heavily change it, which is highly improbable.
>>332745989
Despite this, there was a port of the DOA5 game.
There is still hope.
No ps4
Not interested
>>332741895
I'm not supporting a game the devs are to scared to release in my region. Why should I pay over and above RRP to save THEM money
>>332742632
Buying a game that isn't even released in your country to support a publisher that doesn't care about you, all to show those dastardly SJWs what for, might be the cuckiest thing I've ever heard
I did buy it, but that doesn't seem to have done much.
>Ordered on Monday
>"Preparing order" all week
>Still hasn't shipped
Is Play-Asia deliberately fucking with me?
>>332746524
And they threatened to never port another DOA for PC if the game was modded.
>>332741895
>no lisa
>no christie
>>332741895
uncanney valley
their robotic, lifeless movements and empty eyes staring at nothing in particular disturb me
Because it hardly constitutes as a fucking video game.
Because everything enjoyable about the game I can watch online on YouTube.
Because no English dubbing.
Because no way in hell am I stupid enough to buy a PS4.
>No Tina
>Where the fuck is Helena
>Not even fucking Rachel
Only one blonde and it's a loli.
>>332746808
Helena is in the game though
>>332746808
Helena's in the game. OP's pic is fanmade and switched out Helena with Leifang at the end for some reason.
>>332741895
I will rather go to play games on the beach with girls in real life.
>>332741895
>no christie
>no mila
>no tina
>no lisa
>it has marie rose
>>332746895
>it has the best girl
How is this bad?
NO TINA NO BUY
>>332746769
>their robotic, lifeless movements and empty eyes staring at nothing in particular disturb me
this.
Either they aren't using mocap, or they're mocapping animatronics. It looks fucking odd
>entire game is copy pasting the same animations onto already made models from DOA5
>don't even include all the models
Fucking why?
>>332746793
>English dubbing
>With the shitty actors
>mfw I still play DOA5 and I'm glad the added the Japanese voices because the English ones suck
>>332746707
It's almost like they're a sketchy site well and truly out of their depth, taking advantage of a gullible group of people for profit.
...
>>332746663
I was already going to import it. I don't give two shits about the SJW.
>>332746915
>best girl
Nope, generic idolesque skank, marie rose its the worst thing could happen to DOA.
>>332741895
I'm not a giant faggot who pays import fees for a bit of shitty fapbait.
I prefer gameplay in my games, thanks.
>>332741895
It's objectively a shit game. Its only positive quality is that it has lewd girls and I don't care about softcore cockteasing when I can just fap to any doujin right now for free.
>>332746938
Why would you work on your game if you know that the virgin army will buy it anyway?
>>332747020
DELETE THIS MARIE ROSE IS PERFECT
>>332747020
>Hates what the Japanese like
Kek. Amerifat detected.
>>332747031
/thread
i play real games
>>332741895
XPS is free, you dolt.You think I don't recognize those poses, faggot?
>>332746524
True, but like every Koei Tecmo PC port, DOA5 has been a mess on PC.
>>332746926
This is how kissless virgins imagine women to be. Dolls, not living people.
>>332747129
Upvoted.
>>332747018
Still a cucky thing to do, son. Pathetic, supporting a publisher that doesnt care about you and an opportunistic company.
>>332746663
And let the feminazi's have their way? Man i'd rather flail my rope to hentai chicks then bother trying to browse the market for salty fag-hag feminists. Shacking up with one of those is worse than being a cuck.
continue to let the Anita's of the world win, and Americuck will be full of butch, hairy armpit, hairy legged, borderline lesbian wives, and you'll all be worse off than the cucks. At least the cucks have their anime porn man!!!
>>332747367
Wew lad
>>332747367
nothing is stopping them from putting it out here or putting it on the psn store
>>332747367
In this regard SJWs are winning the fight, however, I am expecting their movement to backfire eventually.
Because technology has not yet reached the level of detail required for me to get a chubby from fucking video game girls you sexless asspie.
>>332747367
Fuck off Cassie your fooling nobody here.
>>332747324
I didn't order from PA, I import plenty of games without giving a fuck about it and I'm most likely older than you.
>>332747937
Cassie?
>all this "because I'm not a virgin"
>meanwhile, my new girlfriend can't wait to play this with me
She's into anal.
I honestly can't believe I'm not lying.
>>332741895
I'm gay
>>332741895
I spent like 400 dollars on comic boosk today plus I don't own a current gen console
>>332741895
Because 3D chinks are disgusting
>>332749329
Good thing there's a Swede and Frenchie in it.
>>332741895
Why does your OP pic perfectly match the circular shape of the April Fool's profile bullshit?
WERE YOU IN ON IT THIS WHOLE TIME?!?
>>332749116
>I honestly can't believe I'm not lying.
Neither can anyone else, faggot.
>>332749620
Oh fuck they got me, OP pics load inline to circles
>>332741895
I can't justify the game if it only has 2 best girls when it needs to have all best girls.
Also no nudity.
