What if Rare Ware/ Microsoft made a new Timber Tiger game? What would it be about?
>>332685381
WW1
>>332685470
>DID YOU SEE THE ENEMY TROOPS!?
>There's just one sir. And it's a fucking tiger.
>>332685381
3d platformer, true successor to banjo
>Timber needs help from his jungle friends.
>Diddy's the only one from the fucking jungle.
I sort of miss the era of video games where they were more cartoonish.
I thought Timber had his own game already.
>>332686726
Kinectimals?
fuck off fur fag
Timber is alright, Conker the best though.
Characters who should have got their own game thread?
>>332687878
he's cute
>>332685381
Timber's Bad Fur Day
>>332688057
Mumbo Jumbo.
>>332688057
>>332688631
yfw Meowth's Party was an actual game and some people got to play it, and their playthroughs are recorded as the various concerts he gives, it's not just all randomly generated
>those people who fail to jump up on the thing like 10 times in a row
>>332688631
>that one Japanese commercial for Pocket Monsters Pikachu Version has Meowth at a small ramen stall, getting drunk and complaining about how he'll never have a game.
>>332689072
Fuck you, it's not real.
>>332685381
Breaking Bumper out of prison.
>>332689436
an oceans eleven game with the diddy kong racing cast
>>332689436
>>332689585
How'd he get in jail?
>>332689909
HeBadger'dthe cops.
>>332685381
>there will never be a Diddy Kong Racing successor from Nintendo or Rare
Fucking why
>>332691930
>someone joked about a Diddy Kong racing 2 where all the rejects from the Smash Ballot get in.
>not using tiptup
Nigga's I always used Timber when playing this.
I also never ever beat wizpig, so I never got to go to outer space.
Co-incidence? Who knows.
Also, going to outta space sounds like one of those "that kid" stories.
>yeah you can totally go to outta space! You just need to get all he trophies, best wizpig, then go to the lighthouse and honk your horn! Totally legit trust me"
>>332693070
Tiger's can't breath in space.
Bumper is the patrician DKR choice.
>fucking games take place in jungles
>squirrel
>bear
>mouse
>badger
>chicken
This isn't the first time.
>DKC
>Gnawty beavers in jungle.
Why was Diddy Kong Racing such a shit game compared to Mario Kart?
>>332695943
>shit game
yeah no
>>332695943
Fuuuuuck you.
>>332689436
bumper should have had his own game more. but timber's family owns an island, so they could have some anything with that
>>332691930
https://kevincallahangames.wordpress.com/
there's still hope. it's at least a fun conspiracy theory to read (also gives some sort of explanation for excitebots)
I'd love to see a Nuts & Bolts like game where its half 3d platformer and half racing.
Hell, I bet Nuts & Bolts would be universally loved if the main character was Timber and not Banjo.
>>332696218
>>332696294
It kind of was. It didn't even get good reviews when it first came out. Diddy Kong Racing is pure nostalgia, it's not a great game. Items were boring, tracks were repetitive, no real difference between plane, car and hoover.
>>332696346
When I was a wee baby at the ripe age of 10, I thought Bumper was Bottles.
>>332696471
it used 3d models instead of sprites, good enough for me to be better. and, you know, a real adventure model plus better multiplayer modes
>>332696574
>it used 3d models instead of sprites, good enough for me to be better
So graphics is the most important?
>>332696720
And it's a shit game? Are you illiterate?
>>332696879
You're calling me illiterate because I disagree? Fuck off
>>332696879
Fuck you Ken.
