Let me borrow 5 bucks
>>332643875
What's in it for me?
>>332643875
Get naked.
>>332643875
4 bucks? What do you need 2 bucks for?
Why does Charlotte suck so much in Conquest?
She barely hits any of the enemies and when she does she barely gets passed the 11 damage mark, she is so shit.
>>332644649
shalom anon
>>332644732
Bitch please. My Charlotte was on target constantly. It was uncommon to find her have less than 100% chance of hitting unless she had a weapon disadvantage, not to mention her Crit rate is off the charts. A Killer Axe with my Charlotte would average at around 89% chance. Try giving her good skills, brah.
>average tits with a bad shape
>fat and round shaped head
>hair looks like a broom
>that ugly belly button
The only thing im going to give her credit is for her puffy vulva.
>>332644649
>tfw my dad used to do this
>tfw I'll be doing this with my children
The cycle must continue.
>>332645820
Is it a cultural thing in america?
>>332643875
olny if i get some sucky sucky
>>332645163
Aight but I didn't play on normal phoenix
>>332646362
It's a jewish thing.
It's in the torah.
>>332646362
Yes, like school mass shootings.
>>332644732
Axe fighters are kind of hard to use early on until they get enough skill to hit consistently. That and the female units she could hit to make her passive relevant aren't really strong enough for you to need to rely on critical hits anyways. I imagine she'd be better for castle battles.
>>332646446
Neither did I. My first and so far only Conquest run was on Classic Hard.
>>332646446
>tfw so shit I could barely do normal casual Hoshido
I'll git gud eventually, I just need to finish rekka no ken first.
>>332644732
Pair her with somebody that will give skill and speed.
>>332643875
Lemme motorboat them titties and you don't even have to pay me back
>>332646616
Literally how? Even Hard Classic Hoshido is easy besides a couple maps.
>>332649313
I'm not a smart man.I keep putting Serra in places where she often gets axes swung at her face and should have died ages ago but she keeps dodging
>>332643875
>Let me borrow 5 bucks
So.
What do I get in return?
>>332646362
Of course it's a cultural thing in a country ruled by jews.
>>332644732
Use clubs instead of axes for better accuracy.
>>332643875
Let me borrow your womb.
