Hyper Light Drifter is out, or something.
>>332622786
Liar!
>>332622786
>that eva shit
is this real
Game dev is an SJW
>>332622893
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>another sjw dev
can't wait to pirate this shit
>>332622893
>posting this as if it's news
this guy has been posting this shit for years we know
>>332622936
Same here, would have brought otherwise
>>332622882
The entire game is an Eva ripoff
>>332622893
don't give a shit if his game is good
if it's bad then I still don't give a shit alltogether
Post torrent/mega
I got home a little over an hour ago to see the timer go from releasing-in-an-hour to "coming soon".
Time is stopping.REEEEEEE
Neat. I'll get right to it after this collossal backlog.
>>332623010
lol r u srsly this dumb
?
>>332623016
I'm sorry but here on /v/ we do not condone piracy.
>>332622974
oh my gawd we better call gamergate
>>332622786
Why should I care about another indie pixel shit game
>>332623010
Yeah m8, I sure remember some faggot in cape fighting monsters with sword in eva.
Stop being a fucking retard and fuck off.
>>332623010
>The entire game is an Eva ripoff
>>332623012
The only correct and reasonable opinion
>>332622981
Indie devs are the only ones I'm willing to support (well, most the time anyway), but I can't in good conscience support this kind of faggotry
>>332622936
that'll show him
>>332622893
>bandicam 2016-03-31 08-16-43-486.png
>>332622893
Who gives a fuck? Go pirate it if it violates your safe zone.
>>332623084
>I sure remember some faggot in cape fighting monsters with sword in eva.
Are you memeing? That literally happened in Evangelion.
>>332622893
FUCK why the fuck did I buy this earlier today. WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME 8 HOURS AGO, 4CHAN?
god dammit.
>>332623029
ZA
WARUDO
>>332623012
Pretty much in the exact same boat. But unless it's awful I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy it.
Looks great, gameplay looks fun, music makes my ears tingle. If only it'd release.
I gotta sleep. Lot's of snowboarding to do tomorrow.
>>332623097
>bandicam
>2015
Lets look through your cringe facebook and see what your said 3-5 years ago.
Show me something 2015+1
>>332623136
uhmm....
its called safe space mister goobygoober
>>332623154
>implying anyone uses a sword in Eva
Not him btw.
Oh boy, indie trash!
>>332623010
>I understand absolutely nothing about the creative process
Makes sense on such a consumerist board I guess
>>332623249
>consumerist
You need to leave now.
Did he ever make any risque tqeets on tabboo topics, like loli?
We should tell Gabe so the game gets removed from Steam
>>332623016
Playable alpha
https://mega.nz/#!TJUSnS4a!Ksmbnvzn3MEDHKcIWlUGk_Ukd4czVte-c4NJ1x-rbCM
Actual game isn't out yet
>>332623213
>not loving pixellated indie hipster garbage
>>332623154
more fictional things need prog-knife-derivatives, unit 02's disposable-blade boxcutter style is unbeatable
>>332622893
Like fucking clockwork.
this is just getting comical now.
>>332623209
What's this then you fat faggot
>>332623097
>>332622893
Ain't no giving my shekels to a white cuck.
>>332623208
eh. both turned up google results, so I went with the first one that came to mind.I appreciate your politeness, to be honest. Thanks.
>single pixel wide legs
NEVER support devs who do this shit
He ain't getting 1 cent from me but I'm gonna play the shit out of his game.
>>332623263
Make mePlease
>>332623323
WOOOOAH DUDE. THE PROJECTION!
Nah, but there are canon weapons designed for the Eva. The only actual melee weapons anyone ever uses is the prog knife, though. Unless you count the lance.
>>332623097
>>332622974
>>332622893
rofl, i guess he's not getting my money.
>>332623370
Like Nintendo?
>>332623414
Stop the goalpost moving. You lost the argument.
>>332623323
Rebuild.
Doesn't count.
In the original they used box cutters
i would complain about this thread being nothing but shitposts, but there's not exactly anything else to post while waiting for this shit to get released
>>332623414
You're dumb as shit and know nothing about EVA.
>Asukafags are feminists
Totally unexpected
>>332623370
we get it nigga
everyone here on /v/ are mostly pirates
why such a big deals over this shit
>>332622893
>>332622974
>>332623097
Well I'm glad they took so long I got unhyped and I don't give a shit anymore
>>332623503
Rebuild is like 20 years old now.
Some of us grew up on it, like HLD's devs.
A guy being an ACTUAL feminist is kinda weird but acceptable, i don't care.
A guy being a tumblr feminist and listening to fucking crazy cunts like fem frequency is a whole other story.
>>332623370
if a game single pixel wide noodle limbs I instantly look a the developer as a massive faggot.
>>332623461
Nigga, I literally just proved you wrong, what the fuck are you talking about? An action figure isn't the anime.
>>332623530
Good response, dude. I don't mind being told I'm wrong if there's actual evidence, so you can provide some if you think so. I'm not perfect. Also I'd like to think I know a pretty decent amount about Eva.
>>332623460
name a fucking none gameboy game that does that. i dare you
>>332623547
don't even pirate that shit. it's not worth it
>>332623547
You dont understand, there is too many pink pixels, I would never buy a game like this
It also only runs at 59.9 fps, what am I, a console baby? Pirate
>looking for the twitter owner on their website
>find his profile picture
Can't he just use his phone camera and take a selfie? I thought for a second he was a tranny from this weird ass drawing.
>>332623671
I'm trying to think of a game to prove you wrong but I can't
>>332622893
>>332622974
>>332623097
AS LONG as whatever games idiots like these go on to make are free from their shoehorned political drivel, they should be free to believe in whatever retarded world view they wish
>>332623584
theres a thing where moderates dont condone the actions of the extremists
>>332623584
>a guy being for ACTUAL equal rights
>a guy being for ACTUAL equal rights is kinda weird but acceptable, i don't care.
nigga, stop being dumb. the second part you said i agree with, but ACTUAL feminism is for equal rights. as dumb as the name is and as stupid and extreme as some of the people can be
>waah waah someone else has different opinions waah fuck them and their game
>>332623012
wisdom
>>332623824
>AS LONG as whatever games idiots like these go on to make are free from their shoehorned political drivel
We all know that never happens
>>332623720
Super Mario
>>332623824
We all have our agenda, if I make a game I'd probably write my agenda on big bold letters in the intro.
>>332623198
refund it retard
>>332622893
he's not the main dev, the main guy is called Alex Preston
I hate how SJWs discriminate against people with different political opinions
>>332622893
>pixelshit
>sjw dev
did you expect anything different?
where the fuck this game at?
>>332624073
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE MATE
GOG PIRATE COPY WHEN
I WANT PLAY GAME
IT'S OUT!!!!
still waiting for the crack
dude seems like a faggot
>>332623750
>59.9 fps
The human eye can tell the different between a buffer rate of 0.01 frame
>>332623982
nice try, bozo
>>332623413
Top kek. But seriously I wish I could get off 4chan.
>>332624072
He may not be the main developer but he is the game designer and programmer.
He has a large influence over the game still
>Game is 2 years past original release date
>Chooses HumbleBundle Store as their launch platform
>Midnight launch completely bungled, HumbleBundle has nobody at the offices who can work on the issue
>Intentionally stop the release of the Steam version in order to be "fair"
What a clusterfuck.
>>332624073
this just in, disagreeing with someone is now discrimination
>>332624072
>Preston
>>332622893
Pirated.
Why does this game rustle /v/'s jimmies so much?
>>332624223
Is that what's actually happening? What is this, Kindergarten? MUH FAIR N SQUARE
>>332624293
It's literally Undertale
>>332624234
>Choosing to not buy a product based on the political views of the creator is not discrimination
>>332624293
Pixels
Other people like it
>>332622786
>>332622893
>>332622974
I can't remember the last time I was this interested and then subsequently disinterested within mere seconds of learning about a new game.
CHECK STEAM!!!!
>>332624293
It doesn't.We are just having
somefunwhile we wait for the release.
>>332624324
>Coming soon
>This item is not yet available
Wew lad.
>>332624335
You can choose not to buy a product based on whatever the fuck you want. I backed the damn thing, pretty annoyed it's not out, the early build was actually really fun.
>>332624324
/v/ loves Undertale though.
>>332624335
Look, you are arguing with a group who think gassing millions of people can be justified, but blocking someone on twitter is a hatecrime
>>332622893
Are you the same dude who bombed up the other thread with tweets from this Teddy guy?
Keeping in mind that this Teddy guy is just a guy who does coding and some design stuff for the ACTUAL creative minds behind the game?
>>332624306
>>332624431
They're waiting until Humble gets every key out before opening the game on other platforms, which will probably not happen until tomorrow morning.
>>332624335
It is discrimination, but discrimination isn't wrong in all cases desu senpai
>pastel pixels aesthetique
>>332624419
There's at least one genuine shitposter who thinks he's in good company though.
>>332622893
Copy-pasting what I said in another thread
Do the dev's feminist views weave themselves into the gameplay in such a way that makes it seem forced and unnecessary and is ultimately there to circlejerk with/ pander to other sjw's?
If yes, fuck the game and don't buy it.
If no, who gives a shit what the dev thinks about manspreading? A good game is a good game.
>>332624482
Fuck.
>>332624482
>delaying the release of your game on steam because humble bundle is a piece of shit that can't even send out fucking digital keys correctly
>>332624398
You should never underestimate /v/'s ability to snuff hype, bless those killjoys.
>implying the dev's political views has any effect on whether the GAMEPLAY is good
You guys are retarded.
>>332624478
>Coding is less important than art and idea men
Get out
>>332624630
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>332624593
You're saying Gone Home is good then?
>>332623925
>but ACTUAL feminism is for equal rights
Sure it is, buddy.It's for the advancement of rights of women, and in the modern day often at the expense of the rights of men with the inclusion of a lot of misinformation. Egalitarianism is for actual equal rights.
/v/ is so fucking stupid.
I hope on this shit hole hoping for some hype and I get you fucking insecure faggots shitting up all the threads.
>>332624630
>MORNING
I ALREADY STAYED UP TO FIVE FUCKING AM, IT IS MORNING. FUCK.
>>332624593
The dialogue is probably gonna be infected with tumblr feminist bullshit and memes. You know, like any pixel indie game made in the last 5 years.
>>332624696
>Gone Home
>Gameplay
>>332624482
>Waiting to send backers keys before opening it to everyone
>Stayed up late despite being exhausted for work because I though I was going to be able to play at midnight
Fuck this shit
>>332624684
It's fake you dumb nigger.
>>332624696
He's saying Gone Home would still be bad if Hitler was the dev, or Ghandi was.
>>332624482
How to get your game massively pirated 101
>>332624483
Dude, don't confuse them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>332624792
>>332624761
Answer the question FAGGOT
>>332624748
I can name 5 that doesnt, name 1 that does
>>332624790
No fun allowed
>>332624156
This.
>>332624663
When it comes to a political agenda? Yeah it's kinda hard to code in feminism you fucking autistic thunder cunt parrot.
>>332624630
>posting a response without context to make it look like it's delayed even more than it is
>>332624790
Huh? It's right on his twitter.
https://twitter.com/HeartMachineZ/status/715453127495782400
>>332624714
Egalitarianism is essentially second-wave feminism. Modern feminism that wants rights for women at the expense of men is third-wave feminism.
So whats the gameplay like of Hyper Light Drifter?
>>332624826
Fez
>>332624696
No. I am not. Gone Home is shit on the "game" alone, never mind the lesbian plot.
>>332624864
He was also the game designer
Source: his website TeddyDief.com
>>332624156
Which dude? The coder or Alex Preston the actual creator of the game.
>>332624893
>reading comprehension
>>332624909
Imagine Bastion locked to 30FPS and that's pretty much exactly what the demo is.
>>332624893
he was just replying to someone who said they were going to sleep, friend.
>>332624963
Good to know. Thank you.
Salt and Sanctuary it is.
>>332624482
>less than an hour
>Posted 1 hour and 17 minutes ago
That's some good shit right there.
>>332624823
Your question isn't even relevant to what you were replying to. The guy mentioned that agendas don't impact the actual gameplay, then you bring up a walking simulator that practically stood only on its agenda, as if that would prove him wrong.
>stay up for the release
>game doesn't come out because of dev retardation
>find out the devs are SJWs
what a night
Why would anyone cap a fast paced action game to 30 fps?
>>332624916
Which line?
>>332624959
Both, all three to be honest
>>332624904
my dude that is completely reversed
second wave aesthetic 80s butch man hating lesbians vagina poetry #paintitred bullshit
third wave is intersectional, and even goes as far as to highlight how social systems are limiting to men as well as women
but this has nothign to do with video games
>>332624790
https://twitter.com/HeartMachineZ/status/715453127495782400
>>332622893
Not gonna buy it then.
>>332625087
The devs made it in GameMaker as their first game project and couldn't figure out how to unlock the game's framerate from the sprite animation frame rate.
>>332624293
Really enjoy the red and blue green color pallet it has going on.
>>332625118
Now THAT'S delusion.
>>332625126
>what is context
I'm excited for the game despite you retards.
>>332624630
>We want all the people who payed years ago to have access first
>But FUCK the people who stayed up waiting for it to be released, because they didn't pre-order through kickstarter
I haven't even bought the game, but game devs being shitty, stupid, and arbitrary pisses me off
>>332625185
I just hope that one day GameMaker would start defaulting to 60 if these devs can figure out something that complex by themselves
>>332625237
Wow so brave, here's a medal you fucking faggot
>>332622893
how is this a argument to not like a game lol. you guys really are 12.
Wait, the game is 30fps?
And to top it off, the maker is an SJW cuck?
Not even worth a pirate.
>>332625237
I'm glad you have hope on /v/hope dies last, but it still dies
>>332625185
>>332624963
Hyper Light Drifter is proof that you can't throw a pile of money at inexperienced developers and magically have them develop a quality game. The game was going to be amateur quality work whether they got the asking amount of $27k or the full amount of $645k.
>>332625336
>>332625274
>>332625185
2D games can't be 60fps
lol
>>332625428
Super Mario Bros. on NES is 60FPS.
Well im out im going to get a refund and pirate this shit. They should have had this planed out before they were unable to talk to their distributor. Yes im butthurt.
>>332625428
KEYS ARE IN
codes are on humble now
>>332625420
Wow you are such a fucking faggot.
Hah hah
>>332625428
(you)
Keys are out but you cannot install yet.
HAHA FUCK YES
>Register key from HB
>Can't install
>>332625508
if codes are on humble now, I wonder what the chances are of someone uploading a torrent before the game is even available for purchase
>tfw donald trump is going to make girls like me
>tfw donald is going to cure my phimosis with his sweet wrinkly old man mouth
>tfw he's going to stop the nasty sjws from ruining games forever
>tfw he's going to make my america great again
>Hyper Light Drifter-CODEX New!
>>332625586
But can he upload HLD to mega?
>>332622893
Remember to censor opinions and not judge games on their own merit.
>>332625586
its UP
IT'S LIVE
GO GO GO
ITS UP
IT'S HAPPENING!
FUCK YOU /V/, SEE YOU ON A TOP TEN LIST IN DECEMBER.
>>332625645
Absolutely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNqYmctTt8
Right now where's the fucking torrent/mega?
>>332625793
Get out of here you filthy fucking pirate
It finally worked.
>all these people excited for a pixelshit SJW game
Neo-/v/ is real
>>332625793
considering the devs uploaded the build to steam, an hour or so, and we're getting our hands on it now, so in about an hour or so
>>332625872
Did you miss everything about Undertale the past 6 months?
>2 positive reviews already
>>332625872
Old /v/ always loved left-leaning indie pixel games.
YOU are the neofag.
>>332625872
I've been here since /v/ was created. I like pixelshits and find SJWs kind of cringeworthy, like the people who now inhabit /r9k/, but I generally have no problem with feminism or whatever.
>buyfags win again
>>332625827
Go support another cuck SJW game dev that can't even unlock 60 fps in his own game.
>>332625918
It's usually russians/chinese bots trying to use the review space to advertise their malware.
>>332625872
>Neo-/v/
nigger, this is post eternal september. There's not an open community around that hasn't gone to shit.
>>332625747
Deepest lore.
But there's no install button?
>>332625872
Isn't Neo /v/ all about stirring shit and posting off topic stuff about politics?
bye cucks :^)
>>332626157
reset steam bruv
>yfw in the morning it's at mixed
>>332626227
see you in one hour you faggot
>>332622893
Time to pirate the game instead.
>>332625872
Neo-/v/ cares about politics over gameplay
Game looks fun, so I'll probably buy it unless it's extremely short or repetitive as hell.
wtf is this shit
What kind of shitty achievement explanation is this?
>>332626317
no shit, watching predb like a hawk
So, who is uploading this to mega?
>>332626393
Looks like a short game
>>332626440
Early reviews put it at 2~3 hours.
>>332626393
Most of them are probably story related
>>332626496
I was just memeing. I didn't actually mean for it to be 2 hours long.
What have I done?
>>332626496
Ouch. That's REALLY bad for a $20 game
As if the SJW and delay shit wasn't bad enough already
>>332626496
So probably around an hour then if a competent person plays it.
>>332626496
source? Looking for reviews and I can't find any
Anyone else having problems getting the game to run?
>>332626496
>1 hour long game
>>332626496
u fucking wot m8
>>332626549
>playing with meme magic
You know how dangerous this is.
>>332626585
>>332626570
>>332626549
It's about quality over quantity. Besides, I don't have time to play long games these days anyways. I actually prefer short games. $20 for 2 hours isn't unreasonable.
>808MB game
>>332626676
>size matters
>for a pixel game
m8
>>332626664
>>332626496
Oh boy, /v/ is gonna be full of funposting tonight.
>>332626602
can't find any reviews either
>>332622786
>>332622882
>>332623308
>>332623010
I just came here to post this
>>332626496
delete this
it's not real
it can't be real
>>332626496
>>332626549
>>332626602
>believing lies on the internet.
>>332626664
>$20 for 2 hours isn't unreasonable.
Yes it is.
If i get a book for ~$10, ill probably get around 10 hours from it.
Video games are as good or better value than that.
$20 for an amazing 1 hour experience is a great deal. Fuck you /v/, you entitled brats.
>>332626831
That's why I asked for source
>>332626868
>comparing animated media to written media
top retard
shiit boyss, we inn!
MEGA plz
GOG WHERE
O
G
>>332626919
Man, you're a fucking mong
>>332626919
>more than the price of a matinee for an hour long game
I'm making a game right now
If I post on my twitter that SJWs are buttholes, will /v/ praise me and shill my game everywhere?
>>332627056
It worked for Huniepop
>>332627056
You'd have more success if you attracted some retard /v/ hates to complain about your game.
link where niggers
>>332626868
I didn't buy this shitty game, but I wanted you to know how dumb you are. You are literally judging the value of a game by the time you spend playing it. By that line of reason, Bethesda nirnroot collectathons are the best fucking games in the world.
>>332626919
I swear, these entitled kids can't even appreciate the value of art and entertainment.
>>332627056
If by everywhere you mean, "on 4chan," then yes.
>$12
nah fuck off
where's torrent
>>332622893
>>332622974
>>332623097
This is why I pirate, what a time to be alive :)
Is that an eva in OP's pick?
>>332627113
I agree with your points, but I also agree with him.
For a 2 hour game of this pixel art, I'd probably spend a maximum of $10
I've spent $20 on much higher quality games.
I fucking bought Dirt Rally for like $23
>>332627158
Sachiel is cute! CUTE!
>>332627076
That had tits and moaning
