FIVE HOURS BOYS
>>332588364
Seriously? Holy shit.
5 hours to what? Is Hyperlight Drifter fucking coming out already?
>>332588837
>>332589078
its coming out in 5 hours you plebs were you living under a rock
>>332589152Yes.
>>332589152
I'm sorry, senpai.
Any word on when it comes out for Sorry Gaystation Poor?
I don't have PC.
>>332589437
>dont have a PC
not even a laptop? and i dont know, the console lauch is coming soonTM
>Pixleshit
What a terrible art style wasted on a good game
>>332589573
Only an old ass Mac that I use as a hardrive for my music and movies, m8.
I can't get excited for indieshit on console.
Risk of Rain was never ported, Isaac was a mediocre port and Afterbirth was supposed to be out on PS4 before Christmas last year.
doesn't it come out in <90 min?
>>332589602
>good game
What about this game is appealing to you, if not its aesthetics? The combat in the trailer looks hectic and uninspired.
>>332588364
HOLY SHIT STOP RUINING YOUR GAMES WITH THIS TERRIBLE ART STYLE
NES GAMES HAD BETTER ARTWORK AND THEY WERE MADE BY TWO JAPANESE GUYS
>>332591478
I'm not him but I like the atmosphere and exploratory aspect of it.
Also the setting gives me a Numenera vibe, and that's cool.
>>332592052
>he doesn't like the "fill in" art style from Paint
Sounds like you just have shit taste family.
Art style looks amazing. I hope it's longer than like 3 hours though. These games tend to be way too short.
>>332588364
LITERALLY WHO?
>>332591478
>Hectic
No doubt
>uninspired
Then what else does it look like to you?
>>332592730
I have a feeling that in the pit of my stomach that it will. Just like Firewatch ended up.
>>332592730
All indies fall into three categories:
A: 3 to 5 hours long, underwhelming
B: Endless by design roguelites or similar
C: shit, who cares.
This will fall into category A.
>>332592052
I think this game has a lot better aesthetic than other indie games that go for the "retro" artstyle. I might just be a sucker for neon, though.
>>332594935
> a e s t h e t i c
yes
>Good art
no
>>332590501
Hopoo kinda hinted at a remake/sequel.
I can't imagine they would't make it for consoles next time.
>>332594935
no it definitely stands out from normal pixelshit, it's not anywhere close to Metal Slug tier but it's definitely above most RPGmaker memes
>>332595089
Also it's got a Neon Genesis Evangelion thing going on, which is what caught my eye initially.
>>332595303
Hot poo "hinted" at a PS3 port when RoR first dropped.
Then he "hinted" that he'd put someone in charge of updates while he worked on Deadbolt.
And by "hinted" I mean he's a fucking liar.
>>332588364
Hi, you seem to be lost. This is the Nintendo/ARPG/Ethics board formerly known as "/v/ - Video Games". We noticed some issues with your post, namely:
-You need to not talk about it because its not AAA
-You need to have a fully formed negative opinion of it since its not out yet
-No 'fun' allowed
Please give your post another shot, this thread will now begin its scheduled descent into name-calling and an inability to allow others to enjoy things they like.
>>332596040
Ohh... I wasn't aware.
Well booo
>>332596126
DELETE THIS
Is this by the same dev as Risk of Rain?
>>332596126
Get fucked.
>>332596363
No.
crack when?Is this going to be the new Undertale? God, I hope not, this game looks polished at least for what it's going for.
>>332596553
God no, there's not enough "humor" or progressive gay skeleton fish for Tumblr to self insert as.
>>332596553
Holy shit no.
>>332588364
>It's another "le retro" indie game
>/v/ is actually defending this
GotY is coming out in three and a half hours and /v/ is woefully unprepared.
It's like undertale all over again.
Where my kikestarter bros at?
What the fuck is it? Is it like Diablo except pixel graphics?
>>332599190
no one knows what the hell you mean when you use a game to describe another game
>>332599474
what does it play most like
>>332596040
Its coming out on PS4 and Vita you dingus
>>332599190
It's like a top down Metroidvania + Hotline Miami.
Each area has a bunch of enemy's and secrets, if you die you start the area over again like Hotline
>>332600013
>top down Metroidvania
Sounds interesting
>Hotline Miami
Never played this
>>332599679
how do books read most like? what do films watch most like? it makes no sense, it just feels that way because as you say it you define specifically what it means in your subjective reality to yourself. its the reason people get mad - it makes no sense.
>>332599128
I unfortunately only learned of the crowdfunding after the kickstarter ended. Oh well.
>>332600571
video games are relatively simple when compared to more artistic mediums such as books and movies, and even books and movies can be compared with each other fairly easily
you sound like a developer who wants his work treated like a unique snowflake when it is probably unbearably formulaic and predictable
get help.
>>332600571
Are you legitimately autistic?
>people still criticizing a well-executed art style simply because "muh pixels"
God you people are annoying
>>332600959
i think all action movies are identical enough that i should be able to say avengers-like and have everyone know exactly what i mean.
i think that enough albums sound similar enough that you should get it when i say somethings a rihanna clone.
i think that a push-buttons-while-you-stare-at-a-screen is identical to every time i push buttons while staring at a screen so you should know that all video games are the same.
your opinion on what's 'diablo-like' doesnt make you a special snowflake, no one gets it.
I think il buy does anyone know about the game lenght?
>>332600298
>never played hotline miami
You're missing out, my dude.
This shit hurts my eyes to look at.
The graphics also look like your typical lazy indie dev pixel art.
>>332601662
>your opinion on what's 'diablo-like' doesnt make you a special snowflake, no one gets it.
What the fuck are you on? that person was wondering if the gameplay was similar to Diablo, and it is.
I knew autism hindered basic social skills but I guess it outright destroys them in your case.
>>332592730
>I hope it's longer than like 3 hours though
Fuuuuuuuuuck, exactly the reason i'll wait for reviews first. Call me cynical but when an indie game uses too many references to popular franchises to sell itself it's usually because something else is lacking.
>>332588364
How much, dev?
>>332603360
>>332592730
>>332594328
They said the Demo was like 1/16th of 1/5th of the main game, if that's 100% true the whole game is like 60 hours long
>>332604049
tree fiddy
>>332604057
Seeing how the character moves really fast and it being an indie i find very hard to imagine such a scenario, but anything above 10 hours is good.
>>332588364
30FPS
3
0
F
P
S
>>332604773
Good, the animation won't look like fucking shit.
>>332605557
Who cares. You cant see above 2 animations per second.
By tomorrow there should be a bunch of reviews. I hope its length isn't disappointing.
welp just bought it coz why not.. 2hours from some fun i guess
how early will the cracks be out, I'm finna play this but I'm too broke
Starbound all over again.
>>332606384
It's on GoG, ain't it?
The only criterion I have for buying indie games is if the music is good or not so I guess I'm buying this
>>332606871
looks like it is, so I guess the answer is irrelevant
Is it really locked at 30fps?
over hyped indie pixel game #2581
>>332599190
it's exactly that
>>332607613
>MUH FRAMERATE
How much does it cost? Might get on steam
>>332608846
got it for 17.99 on humble store
>>332594935
It looks good, but I think the pixel art detracts from its visual appeal. It would look 100x better if the cells were hand drawn without that weird, blurry, pixelized overlay. I don't get the point of the pixel fad.
>>332600571
t. icycalm
>>332588364
What are the requirements like?
Only got a laptop, probably gonna pirate it then pick it up on vita later if the length isnt complete shit
Whats the ETA?
>>332609989
The point of the pixel fad is to give indie developers the opportunity to finish their game over a reasonable time frame without having to shell out tons of money for assets. Art is very expensive both time and money wise.
>>332588364
What even is this?
>>332611056
About an hour and thirty minutes.
>>332611056
Cant you open steam and see for yourself?
2 hours.
>>332611075
Okay, but it still looks bad.
fuck this shit i cant wait until 3AM
im going to bed boys
>>332599128
I was unemployed and had literally $0 dollars which fucking sucks
Now, years later, I have plenty of money. Aint that a bitch?
>>332611745
Night. I'm headed to bed as well
>>332610178
You're good as long as it's not ancient.
Intel Core i5 equivalent
3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 10
4GB RAM
2 GB HD space
>>332588364
demo was mediocre, gonna pirate it desu
So this releases in two hours and has cool music and visuals.
Is it really worth it or is this a new meme game?
Meh, I'm just gonna pirate it and finish it in 2 hours like every other shitty indie game.
>tfw friend talks me into buying MW2 for $20 on Steam three days ago
Fucking hell. I only had $20 to spend. Why did I do this to myself?
>tfw backed the project
>did survey to get the game on vita
>they sent out codes today for PC users
>accidentally sent out codes to people who ordered for consoles aswell
>sent out an email later saying it was a mistake and those pages will be taken down
>already redeemed the game on steam
>>332588364
Did anyone else go through the dungeon in the demo and miss one of the beacon things by mistake? I had to redo the entire fucking thing, and in the end there wasn't even a boss or substantial reward behind the huge gate. Was kind of frustrating desu
>>332612436
Refund it man
>>332588364
Was this coming to Vita? Looks like a fun game to play on handheld. If not I'll just grab it for PC when it goes on sale.
>>332612512
D E V I L I S H
Oh god /v/, please I fucking beg you. Don't post about this game, ever.
If it's good just let it be good forever. I don't want HLD to become the next Undertale.
I bought this from Humble Bundle and I don't have a key or anything
Will it unlock when the game unlocks or what? At midnight PST, there will suddenly be a download link and a key on that page?
>>332613158
Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll be a Lisa situationDoubt it though.
>All this shilling for a literally who game with an awful pixel style
Wew lads
>>332613307
What are some /v/ approved video games that we can discuss instead?
>>332613158
I sincerely doubt it will have the autistically charming allure of something like tumblrtalewhich I genuinely enjoyed in spite of the fanbaseand can probably be a good game on its own, but I haven't even tried the demo so we'll see
I'll just play chucklefuck valley while I wait...
>>332613158
Just a heads up, if you want to avoid it head down to /vg/'s indie general. It looks like they mostly discuss whatever the flavor of the month Mother-inspired RPG that isn't Undertale is, but you can totally talk about whatever the fuck you want in there with minimal shitposting about the game.
>>332613307
>talking about a kikestarter game that's releasing in an hour is shilling
W E W
E
W
>>332613158
I do.
Hyper Light Drifter is the deepest game ever made.
>>332613542
You don't know how happy I am that I played Tumblrtale when it first came out, before the wave of fans.
Three delicious, self-paced nights to myself.
>>332613473
There are no /v/ approved games.
There are only hate threads, shitpost threads, and thinly veiled shill threads by cowardly devs.
Every now and then a dev mans up and owns his thread from the start though, like the guy handing out keys a couple weeks ago for counterattack did.
How much is this shit gonna cost
>>332613960
20 claps
cautiously optimistic, hopefully it isn't short/easy/boring
the fact that the devs seem to have produced it in a timely fashion with little to no whining is encouraging
also pixelshit is a pretty cool guy, fuck the haters
>>332614038
lmao really?
it doesn't even look like it's worth half that
indieshit devs never learn i guess
>$20 dollarydoos for a 1 hour pixelshit game
>>332600298
>never played hotline miami
play it. be prepared for one of the best indie games there are, and one of the best soundtracks in videogames
>>332614292
>i've played about 3 indie games
One hour left?
How long is it? I'm not paying for another indie 2 hour romp.
>>332588364
>mfw i will pirate it
feels good man
>>332613307
>STOP HAVING FUN
kill yourself my man
>>332607613
guess we'll wait and see
>>332588364
isn't this the game tumblr girls cry about being the second coming of christ?
>>332614653
is it? I haven't honestly heard a single thing about the game outside of some old e3 trailer (which made me fear it would be xbone only) and then that it was coming out and seeing new trailers, but now I'm getting hyper light drifter
>>332614435
How are we supposed to know? It's not out and there's no review copies as far as I can tell.
>>332614435
You could try finding the alpha version.
>>332614653
Yeah. Tumblr has been hyped as fuck for this.
Expect this to be hated soon after release due to Tumblr liking it just like Undertale.
>>332615249
>>332614653
It actually is a Tumblr game. The guy ripped off Evangelion as hard as he could.
Let me know if its any good guys.
Give me some in depth reviews
![HyperLightDrifter_P002[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gQlrMno.png "HyperLightDrifter_P002[1].png")
these things just scream EVA to me, music seems comfy. Gonna add it to the backlog.
How retarded and amateurish do you have to be to lock your game's framerate at 30 when you're using gamemaker?
>>332615318
>It actually is a Tumblr game
That explains why it looks like utter shit.
Are people actually hyped for this game or are you all trolling?
It's just another 2deep4u pixel art tumblr game.
>>332615318
>evangelion
>tumblr
>>332615358
It's because they are directly lifted from Eva.
Look at
>>332615318
I remember when this was announced people complained that it was almost exactly like another game was just funded on kickstarter and was going to be released soon.
So first of all, what the fuck was the name of that game again? Main character was a guy in some sort of yellow jacket if I remember right.
Second of all, how the fuck did hyperlightdrifter release before that game did?
Never heard about this game before.
Tell me about it Anons.
Someone upload the soundtrack.
>>332615425
Lots of game devs are dumb and tie game logic to FPS for some reason, and it's probably the same here.
>>332615646
What makes it 2deep4u or tumblr?
>>332615817
3deep5u kickstarter pixelshit game that rips off Evangelion designs to get /v/ to salivate over it. /v/, being retarded, loves it.
>>332615817
You explore ruins. That's all I know about it.
>>332615817
It's like if the personification of Tumblr made a game.
>>332615806
Radio the Universe
>>332615817
>>332615886
It's like Undertale
>>332616060
Welp, dropped hard.
>>332615878
First time I heard of it; could still be good. No point in making up your mind without playing it first.
>>332615993
There we go.
And again, jesus shit how has that game not been released yet?
>>332616060
They are nothing alike.
>>332616060
All the bad elements of Undertale with none of the (few) good elements.
>>332616143
>Indie
>Pixels
>Somebody has posted about it on tumblr
Close enough for /v/.
>>332616117
Dev died in a car crash
>>332616143
Not in gameplay obviously but they are very alike in other aspects
>>332588364
Once again it looks like devs have forgotten to include anti-aliasing
>>332615318
Is that an angel?
>>332616106
>>332616143
>>332616171
>>332616252
In development it was called "Undertale 2". I'm not making this shit up. It's literally--- literally--- Undertale, and you're all a faggot.
>>332616316
They also forgot to include a good game
>>332616252
Such as?
>>332616252
Yes, tell me about how you've already played the game when it hasn't released yet and know everything about it
>>332616316
just as a thought experiment... what if you took all these pixelshit indie games and ran them through like gedosato or something with some bilinear filtering and aa?
>>332615425
I don't have experience with gamemaker but I don't believe you can actually alter the timestep to make it fixed or semi-fixed. They do have an internal delta_time variable, but I'm guessing they got so much of the development done with 30 in mind that it would've been too much work or not even feasible to reimplement it all with relative framerate independence. Who knows.
>>332615806
>>332616504
You'd get cancer
>>332613758
yeah i had been waiting for UT for a while and when it came out i just enjoyed it, with no awareness of the horror of the external world
>>332615976
how/why
This Dark Souls rip off looks a million times better than this "original" piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0LtsUGhaW8
>>332616364
do you have a single fact to back that up
>>332616364
post pruf faget, i want to habeeb but i cannot
>>332616752
I know the ps4 is desperate for games but come on
>>332588364
Is this actually coming out finally? About fucking time.
>>332616382
Indie
Pixelshit
Kickstarted
Loved by Tumblr
2deep4u
(soon to be) overrated
Social justice elements
I could go on. These are just a few of the similarities.
>>332588364
hmmm might pirate it if I see anything interesting
this is the worst fucking thread i've ever seen
>>332616975
t. your wifes son
>>332616929
So none of the shit that actually matters? Good to know.
>>332613754
>>332615646
>>332615878
>>332616929
how is this game deep? when has it been demonstrated to be deep or pretentious? I'm frankly expecting a shallow story that just gives you bits of backstory and a motive to go around killing shit and exploring shit and going ooh ahh at the pretty pixelshit
>>332616975
Fitting given the game it's about then
>>332617075
There's no story, think of Gone Home
>>332616929
so basically you're a faggot shitposter
>>332616929
Congratulations on being a brainless parroter
Gameplay looks horribly dull.
>>332617167
>implying Gone Home doesn't have a story
20 MINUTES
>>332617167
>no story
>Gone Home
literally no story would be fine with me, but what, didn't that try too hard to have a story
>>332617039
>Not >your wife's son husband
>>332598276
>low quality bait with no effort
>doesn't get any bites
You have to make your post seem like a serious person would write it. This isn't /a/ where people unironically post like that
What the hell is this thread?
It's a school night. You kids should be in bed.
>>332588364
how much does it cost? I'm broke as fuck but I think I want this.
>>332617167
gone home was a game that tried to hard to use simple gameplay to convey a non-linear story. It ended up being a walking simulator with a lesbian twist at the end.
So how much will this game cost?
>>332617269
>>332617225
>admitting you played Gone Home
You're under arrest for being a faggot
>>332617253
>tfw your wife wants you to prep the bull in 20 minutes so you won't be able to play immediately
>>332617326
I'm 19. I don't have class until 2 tomorrow.
I'm hyped for and playing this game at 2AM and nothing can stop me!
>>332617328
>>332617336
Pretty sure its $20.
>>332617369
So you admit you're wrong?
>>332617328
Why don't you ask your Wife's boyfriend if he can loan you money for it then?
>>332617375
why even live
>>332617326
>he doesn't like late nite shitposting
>>332617369
I have literally never played it or even watched gameplay, but my understanding from all the /v/irgins and james gournalism has been as such
>>332617326
sorry, but I stopped mentally aging at 14
Can't get excited for this game. Trailers didn't say a thing about the game and I don't know what you actually do other than walk and poorly swing a sword.
>>332617405
>20 burgerbonds for an indie game
Guess I'll wait for a sale.
>>332601089
He is definitely on the spectrum somewhere. Who else would get this frustrated just because he can't abstract what people mean when they compare games to their popular counterparts. He also fails to realize that when people compare games like this, it's generally only in terms of gameplay systems and mechanics and ignores other aspects like music, artstyle, etc so his movie analogy falls apart.
>>332588364
Looks like a new Bastion.
>>332617696
didn't we already have that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBZnzW7DPs
>No Multiplayer
>Art-style makes projectiles deliberately difficult to see and react to
Pirate.
>>332617696
It's closer to a new Undertale
>>332588364
We almost there?
I'm gonna buy it just to support the dev, I don't even play vidya. But it's like $20, so who cares.
>>332617591
If you've seen gameplay for Undertale it's sort of like that
>>332617858
I was thinking its more like what you'd get if you took a 2D Zelda game and put it into a blender with NGE and OneShot.
>>332617696
edgy
>>332617850
I'm pirating it whether I like it or not because I'm broke
anyone have a solution to kat's overzealous caching? I probably won't see new results on a search for like an hour or more if there's a lot of traffic, and I'm not sure what kind of workaround is ideal beyond using a proxy or tor or waiting for some anon to post a link/magnet
>>332617974
what did he mean by this?
>>332617941
Literal cuck
>>332617995
>can't afford to throw $20
where do you live?
>>332618086
Just plain consumerism really, I make 6 times that in a day.
>Didn't kikestart
>Can't get Risky Boots quest within Hyper Drifter
I must commit a most quick sudoku
>>332617941
I'm sure you want to live in SanFran.
>>332617995
This
someone please dump a MEGA here
3min left
xbox pad or keyboard?
>>332618159
Is this game child friendly? My wife's boyfriend's 6 year old son wants to watch me play it and I'm not sure if it's appropriate for him
How sickdark is this game?
>>332618301
360
>>332618301
I find KB+M easier to aim strikes with
But do whatever your heart desires
>>332618325
literal cuck
I mean, I can understand non Americans and non whites pirating games. But you should be ashamed if you're American and pirating.
>>332618151
burgerstan, I moved back in to the room I grew up in at my parents' house because I'm a loser and my income-generating endeavors since have been failures or are otherwise yet to yield anything
>>332618301
looks like the kind of game I'm just gonna use my trusty old 360 pad for, probably built for exactly that or something similar but I'd hope it has good keyboard support too
>>332618325
I recall an amount of blood in the game.
I could recall wrong.
I LOVE UNDERTALE
WILL I LOVE HLD?
>>332617949
Walk and talk to people?
Pass.
>coming soon
cucked again
>>332594806
You forgot:
D: Underrail
COMING SOON. WHEN WILL IT RELEASE.
I NEED RELEASE.
AND SLEEP.
Whens this coming out on pb?
>>332618458
Fuck off, retard.
>>332618325
>not buying the game for your wife's son's father's girlfriend's daughter and watching them stream it
>>332618572
???
WHERE IS IT
>>332618458
Maybe. Depends on what you liked.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAACK
there's literally 1 guy in this thread just responding to everyone with shit and writing bait shitposts.
>>332618593
>2016
>tpb
anon pls
Go to bed Drak.
Oh. Good.
I am trusting in you niggers to start typing in all caps when the download is available.
>Coming soon
>This item is not yet available.
We're in for the long haul, boys.
Sit tight.
usenet when
>>332618727
My man, can I get a MEGAupload.
pls just let me play your game ?
>>332618846
Okay.
>a PC hit release is some indie pixel shit
PC master race amirite?
Hopefully this isn't another Afterbirth situation.
Damn it's almost been 2 years since I bought that preview pack. I enjoyed it, wish it would unlock already.
>>332618453
If it's just some blood then it should be fine. He watched his father get beat up by a drug dealer once and wasn't bothered.
I was more asking about sexual stuff.
>>332590501
You should install bootcamp on it so you can run more games that don't have mac ports, how old of a mac are we talking about anyway?
>>332618891
Please don't start shitposting
>>332618727
>>332618935
Please dont start thinking this looks like a good game
>HLD comes out
>doom closed beta tomorrow
>then enter the gungeon
fuck I'm busy
>>332618945
LOLXD
>>332618903
>tfw we made it
I'm just thankful it wasn't vapor. Literally the first KS backed that delivered.
>>332588364
Nobody cares
>Made some tasty coconut shrimp with some noodles
>Super cozy and going to call out for work tomorrow because I finally need a break
>Gotthe drugs ready to go
>Game still not availabe
>MFW
>>332618962
I started thinking this looked like a good game about two years ago so that's not a problem.
As console war vs PC faggotry has nothing to do with liking or disliking a game. So once again, stop shitposting.
What's supposed to be so interesting about this game aside from the Eva looking creatures?
