Hey /v/! Remember how great of a game gta 5 was? Remember that one memorable scene from the game where you get into a Dodo, fly above a plane, jump out of the dodo, land on the plane then are entered into a first person sequence where you need to kill all the mafia members on the plane before it lands? Ha! I do too!
no, i didnt play the story
>>332568359
>doesn't remember when you stole a jetpack from area 51 to give to a hippie
Shit taste in missions OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAI3BPg6nvg
>>332568359
What?, thats GTA SA not GTA V
>>332568692
>>332568359
>no one remember when you have to ride a bike onto a taking off cargo plane, fight goverment agents, plant a bomb then jump out of the plane
Shit taste desu senpai
>>332568359
I don't remember much of the story it was not that good nor memorable - went to a two full play-troughs - one on early release xbox 360 and a replay on PC release.
I still don't remember much - but online heists were more memorable.
Probably because I made an connection with the character more than with story protagonists - brain prioritizez stuff to remember based on emotions.
But I have a comfy feeling when I recall the jewel store heist and the small bank one, also I remember some of the side missions - like the one where Franklin talks with the dog.
>>332568967thats the joke
>not remembering the casino heist you had to do with toreno and woozie
God that shit was really fun. Having to date a girl just to get her passcode then using it to rob the casino she works for.
Grove street, home. Least it was before rockstar fucked everythang up.
Modded GTA V with IV's physics, car mechanics, ragdolls, police system and behavior restored, as well as the extra trees and palm trees, vegetation, extra npc behaviors, extra fucktons of traffic to mimick a lesser actual LA, and general map editing is the best GTA game period, with the best radio for hiphop heads and a custom radio for anyone else.
Prove me wrong. You can't. The best part is doing all this shit is pathetically easy with OpenIV, and you can choose what to add and what not to. You can't deny the graphics are already excellent as is, especially with grass on ultra, but the extra shine easily puts V above all the others. Deny it and you're a nostalgia baby.
>>332569897
I LOVE LIVING IN THE CITY NIGHAS
>>332570257
>Prove me wrong. You can't.
>Fuck! You! Nigga! Fucka.
>>332570257
Rockstar needs to hire this guy
>>332569897
I never have my map on, and have tried to memorize V like I did SA.
I don't know why, but i always get lost looking for grove. I can find other tiny niche shit like the fucking mines and tons of buildings I've memorized from walking for fucking hours, but I swear this area just teleports around or some shit. No normal drive can take me here. I always stumble on it
>that one mission where you had to trail a dude from san fierro to los santos
Failing that mission was the bane of my fucking existence.
>>332569897
>REEE THEY REMADE THE CITY AND CHARACTER'S THAT DON'T EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE DON'T LIVE S WHERE THEY USED TO
shut the fuck up retard
>>332570257
>Modded GTA V with IV's physics, car mechanics
Alex Blade's Classic Handling, Disable Counter Steer, and Disable Mid Air Correction
>ragdolls
Euphoria Overhaul
>police system and behavior restored
Crime and Police Rebalance, RDE, whatevs your pick
>as well as the extra trees and palm trees, vegetation, extra npc behaviors, extra fucktons of traffic to mimick a lesser actual LA, and general map editing
what mods are these?
>especially with grass on ultra
jesus, what are your specs?
>>332570461
no, they need to stop stop removing physics from game to game and streamlining shit and leaving it up to mods. Most of that should have already been in.
The point is anyone dismissing V isn't master race. I guarantee you it's console babies or lazy whiny fucks.
>>332568359
>how great of a game gta 5 was
On release yeah
Gta 6 will be fun for a month too because gta games are just an event now
Gta 5 is
Fuck im still mad because of no sp dlc
>>332570820
half of /v/ is on toasters. thats why they only play early access garbage.
>>332570257
>>332570762
also, what's with that random event? are you using jedijosh's "more random events" script? I used to have that too but it just sucks too much, and there are STILL only three random events. the one with the hitch-hiker always turns into a car-jacking, so there's no point in even trying it unless it's your first time.
it's a god damn shame the faggot doesn't update his mods. always puts something out that's promising, but then he NEVER FUCKING UPDATES IT, leaves it unfinished, and moves onto the next unfinished piece of shit.
i liked it when he was working on restoring 3D bullet wounds like in RDR and MP3. but like always, he left that shit in the dust too. why can't we have more competent modders for GTA?
>tfw played all the mainline GTAs except GTAV
I was so hype as fuck watching the trailers before it released, then I had to wait a year for the PC version and now I don't have the motivation anymore. I get the feeling I'm missing out on a great game but it sorta drifted off my radar for a while.
>>332571095
>not realizing op's post was ironic
Nigga he even recapped a gta SA mission.
>>332571209
on the plus side you can get it super cheap eventually, and it'll probably be a surprise when you finally get to it and have fun. It's a bretty gud game despite all the shit people cry about. It looks amazing if you have the specs for it too
>>332569897
That version is so uncomfy compared to the original. It was like an isolated garden, it even had an entrance gate with the bridge. That's just a run of the mill cul de sac
>no mod that makes LA at least close to the size of LA
That's not possible, is it?
this depresses me the most. Adding palm trees helps I suppose. The worst part is it's still impressive how dense and detailed it is, but it feels like a tease for what could have been. And where's the snow?
>>332568359
Since you didn't play GTA V, let me help you out with that shitpost.
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Minor_Turbulence
>>332571095
*GTA 5 is mostly a online game
Fixed
>>332571797
LA is like 50 miles across. I'd like it to be a little larger because there's just too few city blocks to make it feel sprawling, but 1:1 scale would be totally pointless
>>332569897
We took it back dont worry
https://a.uguu.se/skmfet.webm
>>332568925
>tfw all these unused lines from single player DLC (including the casino) that could have happened but Rockstar gave up on
>>332571797
That would take an eternity to put together. I wouldn't have minded if the world were 2 or 3 times larger than it is though.
>>332569897
>tfw can't enter any of the Grove's home nor do you do any real missions there
>>332571797
>where's the snow
>in LA
>>332568925
Trevor is too based
>>332572789
I like that mission where you can run into that house with all the hillbilly meth dealers and punch them to death with your bare hands in slowmo.
>>332572549
Mountains nigga. I went to big bear as a kid. How do you not know that one of the big draws is having a beach, sunny paradise weather and snow 2 hours away?
>>332572143
>pointless
sounds like heaven to me. I'd love to get lose in the neighborhoods.
But yeah, obviously that's ridiculous. I just wanted something that felt more than like a tiny sample.
>>332572342
Yeah, I'll even trade some countryside if necessary, which feels adequately expansive as it is but it's a worthy tradeoff
>>332573097
This
CQC situations made for some real hotline-miami-like gameplay were melee was viable, and fun as hell.
I've been trying to play this game recently.
I have a problem where if I start driving really fast the game will just freeze up for a second, keep going, then freeze up. It makes the game unplayable. I am using a GTX 970, does anyone else know how to fix this issue? I've tried lowering the graphics settings to the lowest possible and it'll still happen. I think it's the game trying to load in people/textures/etc or some shit, but it also happens if I crash at high speeds.
I crash, the game locks up for a second, then keeps going.
>>332573181
it doesn't snow in big bear all year round, the game is set in summer familia.
>>332569897
That looks so uncomfy
I wonder what happened in these 21 years and new universe of gta
>>332572143
didn't realize La was so fucking big.
I reinstalled GTA 5 because of a thread on /v/ last weekend. I love how fun GTA games are even when you are literally doing nothing for hours.
>>332569897
>muh nostalgia
gross.
>>332573737
though there is that opening sequence
>>332573961
is the online fun? I've avoided it since I beat the game and uninstalled it
>>332573737
that's like years before the real game even happens. I do wish they wouldve just said fuck realism and put some snow somewhere though.
>>332571797
>And where's the snow?
It snows during Christmas, but you can mod the game to snow whenever.
>>332573817
Well without CJ and the grove family to keep the other gangs in check Plus grove as the ONLY CULDASAC in los santos could be a strategic gang location.
>>332574137
which takes place in a fictional version of North Dakota
i actually think it's late summer/early fall in V. can't remember. there's some shit in the game that hints towards the time of year and how long the story takes
>>332573942
The real draw of LA as a major city isn't really the city itself, more like the vast shit and feel of everything around it
>>332574206
I think it's more fun than single player for fucking around. However there are connection issues and horrible loading times that really bring it down, it really shouldn't be so clumsy
>>332570638
>spook-o-meter
Man Rockstar sure has changed since 2004.
>>332574206
Fun for the first week. Now it's riddeled with hackers and rockstar doesn't get rid of them outside of banning for 1 week. My friend gave me 2.5 bil (the max amount) and i bought every car and all they did was make it so my cars dont appear in the garage.
>>332574457
If it was summer and that place is based on North Dakota it wouldn't be snowy in North Yankton when Michael and Trevor went back
>>332574313
I dont get it
Online char's, post 'emAlso if the guy with the black Bob Ross Franklin is here, post those again
>>332574591
>playing a game with no anti-cheat on PCs
it deserves to be shit, consoles are better for games like this
>>332572143
Holy shit did they even try with this game. I was closer to its city wasn't it
>>332568359
I didn't like the driving mechanics, nor the police AI
the AI was what made me the most angry, cops didn't actually look for you, they always knew where you were, always landed shots on you in a car while driving over 100mph. even if they couldn't see you they would home on your position
>>332574924
IV*
>>332574340
Wish Rockstar would update the snow cheat in SP to use this version of the map. I could drive around in this game's snow forever, so fucking cozy.
>>332574701
GTA:O characters have a really bad case of same-face. They're sadly not too interesting to look at.
>>332574924
The way they build the maps is that they take the most recognizable or interesting parts and compress them into a caricature of the real life area. Or places that serve the story, like how basically half of Los Santos was the hood in SA. It feels a bit weird in some places in V, like how when you leave downtown and drive under that one bridge, you're suddenly in Compton
I unironically really like GTA Online.
Being low level is the worst, but once you're able to deal with edgelord deathmatchers it becomes an enjoyable sandbox experience.
>>332568359
>no one remembers getting some food
>>332568925
>that faggot lisp accent
>>332574619
gta conspiracy shit.
>>332574924
You ever been to NYC?
You can walk 13 miles and not see even a quarter of that city, and that's just Manhattan without Brooklyn or the Bronx.
There are alot fewer streets in IV than in the actual city, what V did better than IV was capturing the flavor of the city. Actual NYC is incredibly colorful and varied, it's depiction in-game is contrastingly bland and grey.
>>332570257
Is installing car handling mods supposed to be as tedious as it is? I tried a more streamlined approach to it once and ended up have to redownload all of the handling files.
Is the PC port of GTA SA controller compatible? Driving with a keyboard and mouse would be annoying
>>332574313
Looks like they fucked up and made it fullbright by accident.
>>332575487
Yeah
>>332575708
You're a great argument.
>>332575635
GTAV is annoying as fuck
In GTA4 there was a GUI someone made to edit the handling of all the cars in any config you wanted, everything was in one .ini file and it was easy as shit to change
handling files in GTAV are so much harder for some awful reason purely because of the lack of organization of the files
>>332574730
This.
I've played copious amounts of GTAO on both PC and PS4 and PS4 definitely has the better community.
>>332575421
Yeah that's what I miss most. What happened to all of Compton man. I finally understand why I liked SA's map more. They reduced the whole gangster aspect so much despite giving a whole character to embody that. I really want some god to mod that vibe back in. It would make v the best if it's done well.
>>332575023
>>332574924
The cities are approximately the same size in those two games, I think IV might be a little bigger because there's water between the different districts. But in real life Manhattan alone is 12 miles from north to south, in the game it was maybe the size of Central Park
>>332575774
>30 second reply
Whoa.
Anyways, what?
I'm too drunk for this shit
>>332575479
>smoke start poppin these fools!
>I will after I finish my fries!
>>332575635
the fuck dood?
you literally should only have to replace the handling.meta.
if you're having to install multiple files than you fucked up
>>332575802
Yeah I remember I added a F1 car mod to 4 once and it was fairly easy
>>332575904
That's it? Well fuck me, looks like I overthought it.
>>332575283
I can sort of understand why they did that weird family tree thing, if it had a more freeform character creator the game would be full of mutants
>that feel when you get into a race and the host set it to 6 laps
>>332575892
How could they be so lazy with the city size in V man. IV altogether was definitely bigger. I like the countryside and all but the city is where 80% of the playtime is at.
>>332575283
True, but I did the best I could with >>332574701
to suppress the mongo genes.
>>332575858
This,
each "place" in the game had its own "biome" for lack of a better term. In GTAV the "biomes" are too small and its easy to cross from port of city, through compton, suddenly you're in the financial district
same way with grape seed and the deserts
you go from the rolling hills of the north city, suddenly you're in wine country/farm land, then suddenly you're in the desert
While the map was big itself, the biomes were not, Wine country isn't big enough, the financial district isn't big enough, hollywood isn't big enough, compton isn't big enough, deserts aren't big enough.
Surprisingly though, the mountain was 40% of the map was the only remotely large place in the game, it was actually like a real huge mountain.
>>332575858
The whole ghetto area felt really shoehorned in V, it's like two blocks and it's only there to support Franklin's little story snippet. I guess maybe view distance has something to do with it as well, everything feels so close when you can see further. Downtown wasn't very far in SA either but it was hidden by fog
>>332575718
>Women claim to "run the world"
>But also complain about the patriarchy running the world and "oppressing" them
>>332576275
>IV was bigger than V
loving this meme
>>332574701
>>332576275
>IV altogether was definitely bigger
Wat, no it wasn't. IV was fucking tiny, only a fraction of the size of V's city.
>>332574591
>>332574730
>>332575817
yeah, funny enough i've considered getting a console for games like this and the fob stuff in TPP.
>>332576437
I think it's also meant to imply that gangbanging is basically dead as far as mainstream culture goes. Even franklin wants out of that shit and thinks it's stupid.
>>332576275
They cover about the same area. What makes IV feel bigger is a) you need to take bridges from one district to another b) the blocks are smaller and denser. In V you can drive across the whole city on one super wide street and it makes it feel much smaller, not to mention that you can drive faster in V
>>332574596
GTA V's story starts between August and October.
>advertisement on the the side of a strip mall in Davis stating that it's having a "Summer Sale on flat-screen TVs"
>calendar in Trevor's trailer is open on August
>calendar in Lester's House shows September
>after Franklin moves to Vinewood Hills you can find a bank statement dated for September, for transactions made in August
>During the mission "Cleaning out the Bureau", a calendar briefly seen in Harvey Molina's apartment is also open on the month of September
>Towards the end/completion of the storyline, one of the barbers in Sandy Shores might comment on how it is "October already"
>Some houses have pumpkins on their front porches
>Michael's comment in Sandy Shores of how "a few weeks ago" he was at his pool, retired
So the story takes place over the course of a couple months, and it seems like Rockstar scattered little things to hint towards what actual time of year it is, with the references becoming later in the year the further into the story you get. This would work if it wasn't a sandbox game where you can go to previous locations, but still, it helps.
>>332576302
Thiiiiisss. They don't mesh well together when they don't all feel expansive. It's only expansive when you factor it all in. Yeah, it's actually still amazing to walk around in and marvel at the insane detail, but it could have blended a bit better.
It's such a tough thing to tackle because didn't they say V was more than Rdr and SA combined? And yet you can't help but want to ask for more. The layout just could have been better despite how impressive it is.
It truly is a mini LA. I can definitely admire that they captured the vibe though. Especially at sunset when you're driving around these hilly roads and you get a nice view of the load of silhouetted palm trees against the sunset.
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm in nightcrawler and I just go around chasing cops chasing npc so I can take camera photos of the action. The vibe is there but you still can't help but be disappointed. V got held back from the last gen.
>>332568359
It's pretty good to mod.
>>332576626
IV and San andreas are "technically" smaller but they both felt much bigger than V's map
V's map is just filled with empty nothing
>>332576821
Gang crime is actually the same if not slightly higher than it was in the 90s. It's just not glorified as much because everyone's used to it. Rockstar just didn't want to rehash that tone. It's a shame because gang missions and mechanics in SA were what converted everyone into believing in games about niggers being fun.
>>332577096
I see people complain about GTA V being "empty" yet they never post their 100% completion of it. You not bothering to play the game and it being empty are two different things.
I could just as easily say Liberty City in IV was dull, grey, and the only place anyone went in Multiplayer was the airport for the Annihilator
>>332577229
>converted everyone into believing in games about niggers being fun.
They did that just fine anyways, got a kick out of hearing the shit Lamar says
>>332570638
>bane
LOL BIG GUY FOR YOU
>>332577096
I don't get how SA felt bigger when all of it fit in Vs city. Like, it really did feel wider. I just don't understand. Have we gotten used to big ass worlds? I distinctly remember feeling so differently about the size.
>>332577341
>yet they never post their 100% completion of it
I don't think you need a 100% completion chasing all the acheivements and 100% requirements like the submarine search warrants someone's opinion
>>332573942
>>332574924
Yeah I flew over LA on my way home a few months ago. It's huge and looking at it compared to the Los Santos map you can see a lot of the inspiration like the Maze Bank and stuff but it's clearly scaled down enormously.
>>332572413
I'm pretty sure that Drug deal mission with Trevor, Franklin and Lamar starts there m8
>>332577489
neither does saying it's empty and dismissing it
>>332577406
The few gangster missions in V had me hyped for that tone to return, but it was just a small footnote at best in some crazy government capitalism plot. I actually like V's story too, but it's no SA
>>332577576
Did we ask for a key, or A FUCKING OUNCE
fuck, i really want to replay V's story but InfamousSabre is taking fucking forever with his Pickups mod
>>332575479
Im hungry now
Thanks faggot
>>332577524
>clearly scaled down enormously.
Just wait for consoles to die and we will finally get full sized cities
>>332570257
>liking GTA IV's car physics
You have got to be kidding me. You think sliding around every two seconds is fun?
>>332577817
>Armored Kurama
They need to make Bulletproof Windows a mod in Los Santos Customs so I don't have to see this fucking thing everywhere
>>332577229
>Gang crime is actually the same if not slightly higher than it was in the 90s.
lol source, especially for other cities like chicago, atlanta and DC
>>332577096
That's just your nostalgia goggles you faggot.
>V's map is just filled with empty nothing
IV is literally the most empty GTA in the series, AND it has a tiny small map. But it's okay because it'd older than V. Thanks Zelda Cycle!
>>332572158
I kek'd pretty hard desu
I really wish snow was an option because it's the best
>>332577817
>buy a technical
>run around killing people
>KURUMA CUNTS
>kill 2 kuruma cunts
>third one comes up
>we ram him and we FUCKING UNLOAD 100 TECHNICAL BULLETS INTO THE WINDOW
>HES NOT EVEN DEAD DUE TO HITBOXES
>kills us and takes our technical
Good car rockstar.
>>332576483
I think it was just a joke about Trevor's crossdressing
>>332577429
Nostalgia.
>>332577867
Remove the babby counter-steer
Use the Classic Handling handling.meta for IV handling
Counter Steer removal makes it so there's no weird understeer, drifting works, and the game doesn't hold your hand anymore.
All the Classic Handling does is make brakes not some super magical force, add some weight to the vehicles, fix suspension, and a few other things.
It doesn't really emulate IV's driving, but it's a perfect mix between IV's slippery driving and V's arcadey stuck to the road shit.
You're not playing some "dum dum 2EZ" shit, and you're not driving on ice.
>>332576302
In SA it was a lot to do with how the areas were sectioned. The city is pretty tiny but it's broken into these different parts, there's no straight route from one place to another. The highway and sewer canals divide the different districts and you need to move across bridges, the street layout is also such that you need to make turns instead of just driving straight ahead. I drew some different routes from Grove Street to downtown
It's also funny looking at how half of the city is dedicated to the different gangs because that was the central theme in the story
>>332577608
I love V's seemingly worthless activites. Nobody I know appreciates all of the underwater bits or the cycling, or even just hunting. But I love it.
What I love the most though is all the secret shit they hid this time. To this day people are still doing the chilliad mystery, and they're still adding shit like the golden peyote and bigfoot.
They didn't have this degree of secret shit before. And I genuinely CANNOT explore the haunted mines. I once went in there and heard some weird alien shit, and just sitting there in the dark and listening outs me on fucking edge now. If anything were to somehow secretly spawn in there just because I stumbled in on the right second at the right pixel, I would have a mini heart attack. Get in that bitch with headphones and tell me it isn't spooky. Actual easter egg shit like the ghost doesn't compare to a world that feels like it can toss random events and sounds at you. I always hear weird fucking shit when I turn off the music and go out of the city. The game has so much going for it, but they can never get all the right elements just right to elevate it to god status.
>>332576302
SA had a better Mt. Chilliad.
>>332577817
Assblasted technical/insurgent shitter detected
>>332578337
You cut out all of vinewood in that picture.
>>332578337
Wait that's not the picture I meant to post
>>332577429
Layout, there are hills and shit in the way and the roads take detours,whereas the highway in V is just an upside down U around the mountain
>>332578381
>SA had a better Mt Chilliad
>Nobody's at the top in SA
>Go to the top in V
>Hikers taking photos of the view with their phones
>Rest stop and those binocular things you put quarters into
>>332570257
you got a list of all those mods? reinstalled GTA 5 a couple days ago to mess around with mods
>>332578497
Found the Kuruma user
>>332578337
This man knows. Whoever sectioned V was going for a smorgasbord feel, and it honestly feels pretty cool to dick around in, but I can see people complaining that they overdid it.
Maybe they can patch in a few more sections of the city when they introduce the Las venturas dlc? That was rumored right?
>>332577843
That's nothing to do with it. True Crime LA had a full scale city but it was shit because it was just copypasted blocks everywhere
>>332578109
Yeah but it's from Snapchat. For Women's Day they had that banner which you could add to your snaps.
>>332578521
>No paths
>No cabin in the woods
>No option to jump off the mountain on a bike
>No sick bike trails
>No planes randomly crashing into the mountain
>>332577684
Yeah, as the story went on it it's breeches got progressively too big for it, they could've stuck with the small time "creepin'" thing a little longer but didn't to keep the pace moving.
>>332578649
What sections would be left? They kinda jammed everything in there
>>332578717
thats basically all a city is, people don't seem to understand that
that final mission in True Crime where you have to drive across the entire highway was fucking boring
>>332578573
There's so many car density and palm tree mods. There's too many in fact. And everyone wants to add hitchhiker, crime scene and npc shit. Just go to that main gta mods site. It's leaking all that kind of stuff. The map editor makes it easy.
What I really want is for someone to mod in some Pollo locos, or some yoshinoyas. I saw in n out was already in, so that made me happy.
>>332578381
No it didn't, SA's "Mountain" was just a hill compared to V's.
Stop being a nostalgiafag.
>>332577817
Who's got the player car alignment chart?
>>332572158
;_;7
>>332578876
Just expand the ghettos if anything desu senpai. Add a few more curvy and hilly roads--could be easy.
>>332578816
Aww shit those exploding planes were great. They just fucked up with the flight paths and made the planes fly too low, so they would crash into shit every now and then
The map for GTA IV would have made for an amazing dating/life simulator, not a GTA game. Imagine walking around in the parks with a date or something, or going to the club, or visiting homes in Alderney.
I actually took the time to kill all 200 pigeons, and it really reminds you just how much of the map went unused during the story. They clearly put insane amounts of work into every little detail of the city, but you're not exposed to much of it unless you go out of your way to explore.
>>332568925
>that trevor lisp
>>332579018
I drove up V's Chilliad in a sports car without even knowing it was Chilliad. It's just like any other hill. You can't make that mistake in SA. Stop being a V fanbabby. I bet it was your first game.
>>332577008
>>332577078
Nigga nightcrawler is one of the best LA movies ever. Cinematography was superb.
The map for GTA V would have made for an amazing dating/life simulator, not a GTA game. Imagine walking around in the Vinewood Hills with a date or something, or going to the clubs, or visiting homes in Paleto Bay.
I actually took the time to collect all the Leonora Johnson notes, and it really reminds you just how much of the map went unused during the story. They clearly put insane amounts of work into every little detail of the city and countryside, but you're not exposed to much of it unless you go out of your way to explore.
>>332568359
>>332568692
>>332569006
>>332569427
>>332570638
Jesus, GTA SA really did have some of the most awesome missions in any GTA to date.
Plus that one where you duel a chinese guy with a katana on a container ship.
Plus that one where you parachute onto madd dogs mansion and shoot up the whole place full of vagos.
No other GTA compares really.
>>332569006
>Government agents
>Not aliens
They say things like "Idiotic mammal!", "You evolved from shrews!" and "The Great Day will come!"
>>332578816
>>no option to jump off the mountain in a bike
There's bikes up there, anon.
>you will never play gta4's multiplayer when it first came out for the first time ever again
>>332573712
It's microstuttering familia.
No way to fix this. Try restarting the game or alt tabbing.
>>332579363
>It's just like any other hill
Wat.
>>332579548
Fuck you. The director of Nightcrawler should be sued for false advertising. I watched half the fucking movie before I realized the dude wasn't going to get teleportation powers.
>>332579875
>Get other players to get in my helicopter
>Land on a rooftop
>Destroy the rotors
>Players are forced to kill each other or jump to their deaths
>>332578816
>>No sick bike trails
Why do nostalgiafags feel the need to lie?
>>332580346
>fly out into the ocean
>crash helicopter in the waterI vividly remember telling everyone to double tap y to use nitro on day 1 of gta4's launch during a race
What was your favorite mission from each game, bros?
>III: Cutting the Grass (I never knew you could drive the guy yourself if you brought an undamaged taxi to where he comes out)
>Vice City: Rub Out
>San Andreas: Freefall
>IV: Three Leaf Clover
>V: The Big Score (I know it's a generic name but that entire chase sequence in the Gauntlets was great and felt like something out of a Fast and Furious movie)
>>332580140
he means theres no vehicle in gta sa that can drive straight up chilliad, but in gta v you can drive straight up chilliad cause the car traction mechanics are so poo in loo tier
>>332579603
i think IV had the best missions. people rag on them for their "simplicity" but I think that's actually what made them great. A lot of them boil down to "shooting guys" which gave them a good opportunity to give them some really cool atmospheres. That museum shootout is incredible, IMO the best mission in the series. There's also the mission with the bike chase on the subway, and you're dodging trains, and it's awesome.
The fact that the missions were a bit more grounded in reality, made them very immersive to me. Another one that stands out to me: chasing the punk on a scooter through Middle Park. It was neat how they made a chase out of such a slowish vehicle in a crowded location.
>>332580434
>That
>Bike trail
No.
>>332580293
I bet you didn't like drive either
>>332580535
>What was your favorite mission from each game, bros?
Literally never done any missions. I always cheated my way to unlock areas in the older games.
I can't be bothered with stories in GTA.
>>332580657
I really liked how "grounded" gta4 felt.
>It was neat how they made a chase out of such a slowish vehicle in a crowded location.
I love shit like this
>>332580723
I liked it. It didn't try to pretend it was an X-men movie.
>>332580434
I thought those paths are a bit dull compared to SA. The mountain hardly made sense in that game but it was cool how the paths spiraled up the mountain. I had a lot of fun trying to drive a truck to the top, or driving around while cops were after me and watching them fly off the paths. Then again I was 14 so those things probably wouldn't be as fun anymore. I've driven up Chiliad in V a couple times but it's pretty lackluster
>>332581303
It's the nostalgia.
/v/ don't even like video games or gameplay anymore, now all you faggots care about is story.
>>332581454
And V had the best story in any GTA so far
3, VC, and SA were ridiculously unrealistic and had hammy voice acting
>>332580535
best mission in V was the one where Franklin had to race the two guys, then Michael and Trevor had to chase them on police bikes, and finally you race home with the new cars. It was just pedal to the metal the whole mission and its fun as fuck, I sometimes replay it
>>332581454
I didn't even finish the story in V. But the mountain still had a more interesting topography in SA. It makes more sense in V but a straight path isn't as fun
>>332580535
III: The Exchange
VC: Keep your Friends Close
SA: Saint Mark's Bistro
LCS: Bringing the House Down (Toni and Donald are terrorists)
VCS: In The Air Tonight (OH LOOOOORD)
IV: Museum Piece and Three Leaf Clover
TLAD: Collector's Item and Get Lost
CTW: Dragon Haul Z
TBOGT: Not So Fast (Museum) and Departure Time
V: Trailer 1 (;_;) (but for real, I don't like the missions there much, but I guess The Wrap Up and Blitz Play).
>>332580535
>Vice City: Rub Out
I have such a good memory of beating that mission for the first time. It was late at night, everyone was asleep and I was cosy all wrapped up in my bedsheets playing this intense as fuck mission by blowing things to hell with an RPG and an assault rifle.
Man, what a good mission.
Wait how accurate was la on true crime? Did it keep the iconic stuff from v while also matching it's size?
I mean sure it would look like shit but I'm just curious
>>332581621
>Trevor playing up the highway cop act
>Starts molesting the guy
I don't see why everyone hates him, he's usually the best part of anything he's involved in
>The Big Score
>Escorting the Union Depository guy
>"Wouldn't want anyone untoward to catch word of this"
>That laugh when the guy jokes about them taking it for themselves
>>332580535
looking back on it, i don't think i really enjoyed any mission from III. they were all pretty boring.
>>332581697
I liked that LCS one. You basically commit 9/11 times a hundred.
Was having fun playing the game with Script Hook V just fine the other day, then Rockstar fucked it up with an update and now the game will crash even if I just want to play with the trainer in singleplayer
Stop fixing what aint broke Rockstar I don't give a fuck about the shitty tacked-on Online
>>332582071
I hated him because he was a giant annoying meme
>muh michael
>muh forgiveness
>muh randomness
>muh i dont care what people think
>muh i hate everyone and boss everyone around
Hes just so unrelatable how he fucking barges into someones house then threatens to stab someone within the same fucking cutscene.
>>332573817
The surviving leaders of Grove Street were rich as fuck by the end of the game. CJ was a multimedia empire mogul with his sister and Sweet obviously realized how fucking dumb his hood mentality at the end was when they eventually showed him all the shit they owned and operated.
They moved to the burbs/rich neighborhoods and never looked back.
>>332582448
>psychopath acts like a psychopath
In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.
>>332574701
ayy
>>332582071
>[Big Bang Theory Laughtrack]
>>332582256
Yup. Best part was the eerie silence after the mission complete music and the foggy ambient around Toni. I just stood there and looked around, saying this is too much, even for Donald Love standards.
Reminds me of those rumors of GTA III having a mission with you 9/11'ing the Love Media building. Maybe it was a reference in a way.
>>332582448
HIS FATHER
WAS NOT NICE TO HIM
Michael was my bro at the end of the game.
Really liked the dude.
His family fucking sucks though, holy shit. Fuck them all. Especially Jimmy. Fuck Jimmy.
>purposely drugs his dad when all his dad wants to do is hang out
>ohmygodohmygod dads a total lunatic guys, i totally didn't drug him, this is how he is normally ohmygodohmygod help me
Fuck that little shit, needs a bullet in his fat head.
>>332582760
>tfw in IV after you deal with darko, niko shuts off the car radio and you drive in quiet as he talks to roman about how unfulfilling it was
>>332578520
>>332578337
I swear when I first read your posts I could see the map from SA with the gang territory overlay, why the hell did rockstar never implement when one of the 3 main protags is in a gang?
>>332577817
Place two C4 on the hood of your Insurgent. Ram anyone with a Kurama you see.
It is ever so fun.
>>332581173
"nightcrawler" is a legit term for the character in the movie.
the only people who got buttmad over the title of the movie are comic book fags that refuse to accept there's something called "the real world."
>>332583147
SA's whole plot revolved around gangs. V's didn't.
You guess.
>>332581697
>TLAD: Get Lost
>CTW: Dragon Haul Z
are you me?
>>332577817
Heist update ruined free-roam
>>332579548
>Nigga nightcrawler is one of the best LA movies ever
>Cinematography was superb.
Heat says hello
Collateral says hello
>>332572158
HOMIES SAID THEY SAW A GREEN SABRE DOIN THA WORK
>>332583338
perhaps
who's your favorite protagonist and game, as well as most hated protag and game?
>>332583238
Not him but he's right, calling it Nightcrawer is misleading as fuck and really pathetic. It's as pic as pic related. In fact it's probably worse because at least these con artists used a slightly different name.
>>332582028
I can't really remember a lot, I suppose it had a few landmarks here and there, the downtown area had some work done at least. But the suburbs were mainly just endless rows of identical houses, I think that's how the game dealt with the big size, it would literally move around the same models into new places as you drove through the city. Or something like that. There was zero incentive to go explore anything. Though in one way the barren streets felt like some kind of strange limbo. You would run over to the next block and it would be exactly the same. Uncanny
The second game in Manhattan had a bit more detail to it but you could still see the same houses pop up over and over as you drove along the shore highway across Manhattan
>>332583474
THE YAY LEAVIN' SAN FIERRO, RIGHT?
>>332581303
man fuck these nostalgia fags
>there's nothing like mt chilliad in the game!
>it's literally right there
>it's too small compared to gta sa!
>it's a lot bigger
>there's no bike paths on it like there were in SAN'DREAS
>yes there are
>well they're just not good like the ones in SA!!
like holy shit. if it's not one thing, you need to split another hair and complain about that. it never fucking ends. you're not pointing out shitty things, you're just looking for shit to be pissy about
>>332583620
Well let me touché you. SA Chilliad had more trees. V's map lacks trees because R* removed them all. Just watch ingame TV, you'll see how many trees originally were placed.
>>332581303
>not mountain biking down Mt. Chiliad
Thank god you can ride up the little box carrier thing with your bike.
Seriously don't get why we can't hook a bike to the back of a car or on the bed of a truck. Makes the bikes feel like an afterthought that nobody gave a fuck about
>>332583894
Depends which platform you're on. The last-gen console version cut out a lot of trees in general for obvious reasons.
>>332579875
RDR freeroam mp was much better anyway
Wish gta4 had the same
>>332583620
...I just liked the other one more, why are you so mean...
>>332583031
I liked Michael too. Was down with him being the only protagonist since the first cutscene.
>and where did those opportunities get you, michael?
>>332574701He's supposed to look douchey. Hes the spoiled son of a Cartel Lord
>>332583978
I've done bike races down the mountain a couple times but they aren't all that great
>>332583452
Heat is pretty good senpai. I also love any shots that take place in the water resevoirs. I don't know why.
>>332584035
Well yeah. But still, even the current version has less trees than PC maxed. That's a fact. Here's a small example.
>>332583563
Nigger what the fuck, we're in the internet age. Google it in 3 seconds on your fucking phone. Who are you complaining for. The term fits the movie thematically. The commercials don't all feature coyotes for no reason
>>332584539
>Less trees
>More grass
I don't know they probably changed their "artistic vision"
>>332583593
That sounds neat. I'd play it for the limbo experience if it had graphics mods
Isn't like every movie an LA movie
>>332583549
well i loved Johnny and VC, used to love Victor cause i played vcs before vc, but upon finding who his brother is fuck the faggot, also there's no particular gta i hate but i liked IV the least, not because it was bad, but fuck some of the physics, driving a coquette was awesome, but any van or heavy truck was just so edgy, thank god they kind of fixed the physics in TLAD and TBOGT
>>332574701
>>332585749
>if you bother with the tutorial you see other players' characters on the plane
>>332585749
That chin could sink the titanic
>>332585749
finally someone that looks different
>>332586027
i feel like the next-gen/PC version of the character creator is a lot better, yet there are no guides for creating characters out there.
I love gta online. I wish it had 64 instead of 32 players.
>>332586175
Use John Marston as father.
Done.
>>332586423
I used Heather as a Mother and John as a Father.
Done.
>>332587034
ew looks gross
>>332587167
Thanks.
The mark on the face under her right eye is from a car accident though. It's still fucking stupid that that kind of shit just stays on your character
>>332587248
Bruises come from doing heists and other criminal activity.
It goes away if you go long enough without being a naughty person.
At least in my experience.
>>332587167
To be fair women in GTA:O tend to look like men,as much as it's not a very pretty face,it's certainly one of the least manly ones I've seen so far.
>>332577429
I played San Andreas AFTER I played GTAV and I still thought SA felt bigger.
They put actual thought in their design instead of a lazy "realistic" map.
>>332587591
Running into and killing NPC drivers isn't naughty though, it doesn't affect your mental state
>tfw everyone in GTA:O drives the same shitty cars
>>332587248
I like that kindve shit, i think it's a neat touch.
>>332588402
>Not driving the Sultan RS
>>332588402
why is it every time I take my bicycle out, it becomes a "RUN ME OVER" magnet.
for fucks sake
>>332588865
because running people over that are on bikes is hilarious
especially when you're driving a car that doesn't have an angled windshield so they get stuck on it until you hit the brakes
>>332588402
>Not driving muscle cars or sedans
>>332588865
Can you even use weapons while on bicycles?
>>332588710
shit meme car
>>332588865
happens when I drive a motorcycle
>>332589130
Sedans are my favourite cars in the game.
I bought GTA IV for $6 yesterday, was it a bad choice?
>>332588402
>not buying the race car or z-type
For good looking cars these go really fucking fast. Faster then most super cars too.
>>332588865
No one runs me over. Usually I go out to bike and then a hacker kills everyone on the server because LEL SO FUNNAY
I tp'd everyone once and told them that if they played along they all got 1 bil and level 120, they did and I changed them to colonial clothes and told them to have a civil war, stripped all their weapons and gave them muskets.
Fun as fuck to watch
>Start playing San Andreas Multiplayer in 2008
>Get bored of it in 2016
>Start playing GTA Online in 2015
>Get bored of it in 2016
So many restrictions and lack of character customisation and modding makes this game not fun. You enter a lobby, you get blown the fuck up 40 times in 2 seconds and you can go ahead and report that guy, rockstar won't give a shit.
But god forbid you were to add a vehicle mod. Thats insta-ban. God, I remember the times I was just fucking DREAMING of getting GTA V. Now that I've finally bought it, I got bored of it after 50 hours, and so did all my friends I played online with.
>>332589327
You Can.
>>332589515
No.
>>332588402
I always pick shitty cars and dress loke a chav. I pick the shittiest, most "Civilian" weapons I can and go around niggerizing NPCs with a bottle.
>>332589431
>shafter v12 armored
every day
>>332589529
If only the z-type could turn or drift properly it'd be perfect
>>332590230
how do you get a white jet?
>>332590230
Post the one about what car a player drives says about them
>>332589431
>Sultan RS
>Shit meme car
>>332588402
I drive the hummer for now, I want more beefy military looking cars I can pad my garage out with but for now the only car I own is the hummer.
Might buy Trevor's jeep truck thing if I ever get around to it.
My character wears a camo blazer and combat boots all the time so it fits the theme I'm going with. To bad that I can't make her /fit/ like MaryAnn.
>>332590230
What's wrong with wearing suits
>>332589608
SAMP is how multiplayer SHOULD be done.
>>332590230
haven't played GTAO since its debut on the PS3, what's with the helmet/mask guy and the apartment skyscraper?
