>See notification
>Invite to join XxX_NOSCOPE420_XxX group
>Have no friends in said group
This happens about once a week.
>>332545156
Stop playing shit games.
You sound like one ungrateful faggot
A pro clan wants to be your friend the least you could do is reply with a polite "sorry im too good for you"
>see notification
>guy has gifted you Dark Souls 3 Deluxe
>I told him I don't like Dark Souls
Fuck faggots who send you dumb games as gifts
>>332545156
Wish it was a card pack.
>random friend invite from someone I've never heard of
okay
>>332545449
Never ever happened.If it did than you are an ungrateful piece of shit.
>>332545586
I'm not ungrateful. I specifically told him that I didn't like the fucking series so he goes and gives me a copy to try and be funny.
>>332545156
>opens himself up on social network
>WHOA BUDDY WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE TRYING TO BE SOCIAL
>>332545661
Pictures or it didn't happen.
>>332545661
refund it so he can get back his money at least
>>332545661
Gift it to a friend who wants it
>>332545819
You can't refund gifts and he keeps clicking decline when I try to send it back
>play l4d2 with friend about 3 every 5 months or something
>finish campaign with friend and 2 randoms
>after I quit I notice a notification
>guy who wasn't even playing with us invites me to "l4d nerds group" or something like that
>accept out of boredom
>still havnt left to this day
>not a single person in the group has talked ever
Not sure why I stay
>Random friend request from guy in israel
>Literally whilst me and a friend were talking about jews being bad
I genuinely thought it was the jidf
>>332545661
Poor guy, he deserves better.
>get notification
>it's a new steam card
>see Taskbar icon has turned yellow
>it's just an update
>last time someone who wasn't a bot talked to me on steam was about a year or two ago
No one likes me
>>332545156
Because you're probably one of those "funny" people who is in ironic steam groups like pic related.
>>332545156
i like that though its fun to explore the group, even if i dont plan on joining it
>>332546327
>get invited to steam group
>first thing i do is look at the members list on the bottom and find the people with an anime profile pic
>click on it expecting to see a cringestorm and 100+ steam groups including 4chan ones and ALWAYS that fucking Thigh High Socks group
>cringestorm is actually 100x more immense than anticipated and is now a full blown embodiement of /a/, /v/ and sometimes /pol/ with pictures of hentai in the middle of their fucking profile, a wall of "funny" chat logs he saved of his cuhrazeee friends, "Hi! welcome to my profile :3",some form of racism cuz lol black people are soooo funny haha !!
some type of oversexualized name.
There's so much more but it hurts to write this. It hurts to know there are so many of you fucking losers exactly like this.
>Get notification
>"Hi, remember me we played together last week and your voice sounded so hot, add me as friend"
>I never talk in game chat
>>332547514
>this post
Why do you normalfags come here? Fuck off nigger
>>332547514
My profile name is Anal Festival (was Semen Seaman) and I'm guilty of most of these things except, instead of hentai it's yaoi. I don't know why I'm so outspoken about these things on my profile honestly. I guess it's because of the dumb friend circle I'm in.
I'm not even sure if I'm gay.
Niggers are still hilarious though.
>>332547514I'm in Thigh High Socks but I only belong to 6 steam groupsMy profile pic is a crop of a doujin tho fuck you lmaoo
>>332547813
I can only imagine your disgusting profile.
>not setting profile to private
>not disabling comments and item requests
>not just adding real life friends
>>332547813
>>332548185
4chan is an 18+ site you underage faggots
>>332548497
im 40 you fucking nigger child
>>332548757
hanging out in steam groups with teenagers when you're much older than them is even more pathetic then talking like one
>1 notification
>it's some retarded russian kid trying to scam my csgo inventory
>1 notification
>someone commented on your artwork!
>"lol"
>>332550526
>new notification
>get excited it might be a gift
>invite to a german tf2 steam group.
i haven't played tf2 in over a year
>>332545156
remove all the friends you dont play with or talk to
i did it and now i never get invites
>new notification
>it's a gift from my boyfriend
>>332552419
Are you the pitcher or the catcher in this duo?
>>332550526
>someone comments on your game review
>"fuk u h8er git gud"
>review simply points out that the game will not work on amd gpus and theres no fix.
When will meme user reviews get a meme tab?
>>332552419
hey qt you the bottom or the top
>>332552419
>no notifications
>no bf
>no friends
>open steam
>nothing
>like this for years
get on my level
All my Steam friends are random people who added me after playing Killing Floor or Dark Souls
>>332554073
I'll be your friend :3
>>332545156
This never happened to me.
You probably play shitty retarded games like counter strike.
I like to have people to chat with while i play my games
I have no one....
Feels bad
>get friend requests all the time
>jk
>have no friends on steam :,(
>>332545890I'll take it [email protected]
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>New notification
>Friend request from a one-year badge person with 10~ games
>I don't play multiplayer
How the fuck. The only place I post my Steam is here.
>>332545156
I get random messages asking to join clans and shit every time I play Halo. I guess my K/D is high?
>new notification
>friend request from a a guy i stopped being friends with
>every month i would get a friend request
>he still manages to find me despite my name change and steam id changes
i don't care how sorry you are Sweeney Vasquez but no matter what i'm not gonna be friends with you again
>>332545661
Is he fucking loaded or something? I don't believe someone would gift a fucking deluze edition of a new game for a job unless they were some Oil Prince
>>332556298
What did the man do
>>332545776
>steam
>social
Scammers and ERP are degenerates, not social.
>>332556453
One of my friends in steam was getting a bunch of gifts and feeling guilty about from someone he met here.
After a while he ended up finding out it was a hacker so he was scared shitless his account might be banned.
>>332556724
Taking gifts here can always be a gamble.
Someone here gifted me over $100 worth of a game and some DLC. This was awhile ago though, and nothing has happened yet.
>launch a game on steam
>"HEY :P"
>"GET on mumble"
will you ever let me play a game in peace
>>332557040
>join
>"anon why aren't you talking is something wrong"
I am playing THE GODDAMN VIDEO GAME
>>332545156
>Decide to try out doing a PVP character on DaS SotFS
>Get people posting hate comments on my profile and friend requests from people I fight
HOW DO THEY FIND ME? I thought this game was supposed to be anonymous.
>>332557331
Fan mail is best though my friend. It's why I likeplaying it on my Bloodborne machine
>>332557331
There's literally a "recently played with" tab in the friends section of steam, anon.
The names appear there while you are in game.
>>332557331
What? No. You can see the profiles of the people you're playing DaS with, like any Steam game.
>>332557189
>join anyway
>he doesn't have anything worthwhile to say
>say I'm going to play the game and mute myself
>get message in steam/skype/whatever
>"WHY DID YOU MUTE ARE YOU ANGRY OR WHAT"
this guy is a massive attention whore at times
>That one friend who messages you literally the second log in
Shit's creepy.
>>332548004
it's here
>>332556592
>friends for around 2 years on xbox 360
>tells him about steam
>he discovers trading
>he tried to scam me 3 times
>micspams constantly on tf2
>turned into a "pc master race" elitist
>and an annoying piece of shit
>one day just silently remove him from my friendslist after 5 month
hes been trying to add me back for around 3 and a half years. atleast he got 2 VAC bans now
>>332557820
There's being socially active, then there's not being able to live with yourself unless you're around another person at every possible moment. People like that make me crazy.
am i just surrounded by gay people on this fucking sub
>>332545156
>that guy who asks you if you want to play a game then shoots down all your suggestions
>>332558037
I love clingy nerds.
>add someone
>talk to them once
>never speak again
Every time.
>>332545156
>Look at said stupid group, laugh, and then deny request
I think it's entertaining to find invites to bizarre groups
>>332558409
Maybe try talking to them then, anon.
I miss my old steam friends
Some anon was buying other anons deluxe edition copies of dark souls 3 few days ago. Some were saying he had a stolen CC or was doing other sketchy shit. Who knows. Apparently he's done it with other games in the past too.
>>332558290
>that guy who makes you buy some game to play it with him but eventually won't fucking even play it anymore
>>332557479
To be fair I was using a super lame crystal sorcery build that 1-shots a lot of the people I invade. They were completely justified in their hate. It almost felt like griefing
>that guy who is online in a game almost 20 hours a day and greets you every single time you log on/asks what im doing every hour or so
>sometimes it gets to a point where it's annoying as fuck
>same guy quits the game over some petty reason and never logs on again
>tfw alone again
>add person that is cool to talk to
>they aren't into the games I am
>add person that is into the games I am
>they are autistic
Dark Souls is suffering. Please british man stop talking like a walking strategy guide, I know where I'm going. Want to pvp or something? Oh you don't want to because you say you'd probably win anyways? Ok then.
>>332559134
>>tfw alone again
It's a vicious cycle
>feel lonely
>find a couple friends
>one gets too clingy and I start ignoring him
>other barely even talks so I'm bothered by the lack of attention
>end up deleting them both
>feel lonely again
I don't deserve having friends.
so what was the baddest/betrayal thing you've done to your steam friend /v/?
>guilt trip friend into buying me a game from my wishlist that costs $60
>tells him i have to give him something in return
>gifts him dead island riptide
>me and sameguy has an argument
>we defriend each other
>he feels guilty
>sends me fallout new vegas ultimate edition as a sign of apology and a friend request
>take the game and decline his friend request
>social connectivity
?
I have no friends and sure it takes a toll on your mental health but it's far easier than dealing with fucking banality and ego.
tips
>>332559697
>tells him i have to give him something in return
you had to tell your friend to give himself something in return?
>do really well in an online match
>people send me messages and invites
I don't want to socialize, I just want to play the game.
>>332559836
There are some shit people to be friends with, especially in nerd friends circles. Have you ever met the 'alpha nerd' type? The kind that only associated themselves with nerd groups because they're easier to try and push around and are too weird to do it with normals? They are hilarious. There's this asian guy I know that's obsessed with himself to the point of printing a picture of his face on a mug, he thinks banter is straight up insulting people and constantly tries to hit on middle school girls. I remember him telling me he was trying to get deeper into anime by watching Fairy Tail.
>>332546154
then start playing online games and get more friends, faggot
>>332546154
Get an anime avatar and I bet a lot more people will like you.
>>332560421but I have one
>>332560841
Then I like you.Link ID.
>>332560250
not necessarily 'alpha nerds' but I have met some annoying as fuck people in these circles
>>332559697
i have never done something like that
but i feel kinda bad because i bought and traded a copy of tabletop simulator for a one piece pirate warriors 3 key without knowing that steam decided to trade lock my country
so the other person only got a locked gift in his inventory and i got my fully playable game,and i liked the game so much that i even got all the badges and the best background for my profile, and im very close to 100% it
he isn't mad at me because i technically gave him the game he wanted but i feel bad because he can't play it
now i kinda want to get a key for him so he can play the game
Have you tried to message friends you deleted years ago
>>332559697
>pretend to be a gamer girl on a dating site
>some beta as fuck britbong messages me
>I add him on steam
>I string him along for thousands in vidya
>He buys plane tickets to the US to come see me
>block all contact as he boards the plane
Feels good to take advantage of retarded beta orbiters
>>332545449
>put gift in inventory
>gift it to someone else
>>332545156
I'm new to steam so I don't have friends who do this
Is steam with the whole social part bad or are you guys exaggerating? I'm looking to make some friends who game on there
>>332561781
Steam is pretty much facebook for weebs.
>>332561663
>he buys plane tickets to the US to come see me
>block all contact as he boards the plane
>>332545449
Can't you just trade it for something you want?
>>332561663
>retarded beta orbiters
>like myself
I mean really you think you have some kind of a high ground when pretending to be a girl for months on the internet for video games?
>>332561781
There's a social component to Steam. Just add people you enjoy playing with, i've got 100+ people i've met through /vg/ communities that i play with regularly.
Just don't add any animeshitters or people that pretend they're popular girls.
>>332562170
beta orbiter detected.
>>332562342
I dont orbit shit but I lookd own upon the guy gifting anons on the internet for attention the exact same way I look down upon the guy pretending a relationship on the internet for free video game every now and then.
These two actually deserve eachother perfectly
>>332562225
What do you mean by animeshitters? People with anime avatars? I have one but it's from interstella 5555 so not sure if it makes me weeb
>>332562498
It's okay m8, I'm sure she'll give you attention eventually
>>332554073
>notification every 4 hours
>fucking steam beta
>>332562576
>she
what a faggot
helo i add u bcz u vry nice playr i watch u u very gud ))))dota
>>332562543
Having anime avatar is mostly ok.
Having the whole display of your waifu, and joining gay anime groups isn't ok
