>"Anon, it says on your resume that you've never beaten Super Mario Bros. 1"
How do you explain this?
>>332537694
I don't play video games. They're children's toys.
>>332537694
I've beaten SMB but if I didn't I would say "because I don't give a Frenchman's fuck about muh arbitrary gamer cred"
anon it says you've been 'streaming' for the last ten years
>>332537984
and accepting "donations"
are you pretending to be a charity comma
anon
>>332537694
I don't bother with babby-easy games. I beat The Lost Levels without warping.As Luigi.
I did beat it but I used the 1-2 warp.
I finished it and the lost levelsin the all stars version
Does that count
>>332537694
Why did I put that on my resume?
>>332537694
"Must be a typo, I beat it when I was 8"
>>332537694
Sorry, it's too difficult.
>>332537694
But I have
>>332537694
Hammer bros on 8-3.
>>332537694
That's not how you spell "résumé" asshole!
>mfw I realise I actually haven't
Feeling weird now. It's just about the most well known and respected game in history and I've never beaten it. It's not even that it's too difficult - I've beaten SMB2 and 3. I just never bothered with the first one somehow, I only ever got a few stages in.
Should I go for it, /v/?
>>332537694
>Hear "gamers" reference "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." from the first Zelda.
>See that shit on shirts and wallets.
>99% of people who push that meme haven't even beat the game.
>Don't know the frustration of the fucking army of wizrobes in the last dungeon.
There's no excuse for not playing through the classics if you're going to subscribe to the fandoms. I didn't even own cartridge versions of Metroid, Final Fantasy, Megaman, etc. but still had the decency to play them on an emulator.
Also SMB1 is easy shit. Takes like an hour to beat at most your first play through.
>>332538613
I'm pretty sure you can play it emulated through you browser somewhere
>>332537694
>using vidya on a CV
ive had the pleasure to read then shred dozens of those. felt great.
