>try to stream on twitch
>get embarrassed and stop when you get viewers
Anyone else get this, I just want to share obscure vidya with people but can't.
>want to stream on twitch despite having stutter
>can't cause 0.4mb/s upload speed
I guess i'd just be bullied anyway
>want to stream on Twitch.
>Military and could get in trouble for it
>would probably only stream Dead or Alive Xtreme 3
I stopped because I didn't get enough viewers; chat was silent too often,and I got bored.
Not the same thing, I guess.
>don't wan't to stream on twitch
>don't
>no problem
hey there you go
whats the fucking point anyway
>>332514342
Boredom, not a lot to do when you're a neet
>>332513713
I just stream and pretend there are people there, in hopes some people will come in and stay. But everytime I occasionally look at the screen to see if anyone is there my heart crushes
>>332514186
This shit right here
>Live somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Canada
>Best option would be some kind of mobile internet through a USB dongle but it's expensive as fuck
>Can't even stream 30FPS 720P without massive pixelation, stuttering, freezing
>Meanwhile have a friend who's a Dutchfag with 200 up down and isn't even interested in streaming
JUST
>>332513713
I felt the same from the little I tried myself. When DaS just came to PC I figured I'd replay it on SL1 without deaths. I had just obtained the Lordvessel when I realized that I didn't have any viewers, and only one random kid had left a rude comment in the chat.
>>332514616
Yeah, that's the best way to get people to stay, but boy is it disheartening.
>>332513713
Hello Cruzmissle
I don't really give a shit who watches, there's usually someone though due to the level of play I'm at for the game I'm streaming.
>>332513713
don't use a mic or face cam, just stream gameplay
>>332514828
The great debate. I usually have trouble deciding if I should do mic with minor commentary, (I don't talk a lot) or just do pure raw gameplay
>want to check out a game I've heard about
>it's not popular, just a few streamers, most with 1-3 viewers
>enter one to see gameplay
>HEY ANON, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
>close tab
>>332514942
Do it so I can fucking make fun of it.
>want to stream on twitch
>picrelated
>>332515048
Yeah, this is obnoxious as hell.
It's understandable he'd be watching the viewer list in some way or another, especially if he's got a low number of viewers.I do so using my chat bot's viewer listbut calling out to someone that just came in and was silent is so fucking obnoxious, shit.
>>332514301
For how long you were streaming?
>>332513713
>try to stream on twitch
>lose all motivation after getting it set up properly
>Stream dark souls
>have face cam on
>lol why do you look like a girl faggot
>>332515048
Fuuuck this.
I don't mind if I'm active in chat, but when I get called out just from the viewer list I nope straight out of there.
>>332515394
I guess that's a good thing for twitch
>>332514186
same but with hardware limitations and I'm not really into the idea of upgrading anytime soon
>>332515394
>face cam
you deserve it
>>332515451
why not to raise money on twitch?
>>332515273
Mah fellow laptop nigga.
>>332514301
I'm not sure, honnestly. I don't have a good memory.
I started out strongly by having mario maker before anyone, then took a break, came back for some undetermined time, took another break, came back to 17 days straight, and I recently stopped for 2 months.
I had a pretty cool of subcribers, though I don't remember how many, now I only have around 228 left.I guess I ain't motivated enough even for that.
>>332515572
Meant for
>>332515345
>>332515535
because I can't even stream lol
I could go the patreon/gofundme route, but I'd rather just wait it out
>>332515394
>I am a girl, silly :3~
>>332515552
yea, feels shitty espcialy when you have 50 mb/s upload
Starting up my FFVII stream now.
Got my sidequest guide.
Got my stream.
Got my 0 viewers.
Wish me luck Anons.
>>332514649
canada bro... i know that feel all too well.
>Saskatchewan, in the prairies
>home is too far from the closest town for a proper connection
>all other farms in my area can connect no problem
>have some shitty ISP named Explorenet or something, i dont remember
>was once 20 gig cap
>payed extra to get 40 gigs
>still not enough to do anything with
>get up to 100 gigs, paying like 200 a month if i dont go over
>few years ago i used to have Sasktel, and was able to actually use the internet to its fullest
>now i just read threads on 4chan because it takes up almost zero bandwidth
>mfw my internet browsing habits drastically changed and i became more depressed than i already was because a big part of my lifestyle got removed from me
>>332515738
what's the Wii U for? Notes?
I have my console on my 27" and OBS, splits, chat on my 15"
>>332515738
Link it then, fagoat
>>332514301
You have to be comfortable with silence (but also realize that you do have to be entertaining). You have to learn to stop checking your chat box every second when you only have 3 viewers. Due to a small number of viewers, realize that they too are also feeling shy as fuck.
I've seen small time streamers (ie 1-10 viewers usually), with a very active chat. I've seen big time (50-500) streamers with an inactive chat. It really just comes down to the actual streamer.
>>332515673
patreon/gofundme
haven't heard about it, you just gave me a idea of my lifetime
>>332515738
>hiding your name
Don't you want the /v/ audience?
>>332515885
you're welcome senpai
>>332515645
so how much you have raised?
>>332515738
>Search on Twitch
>FFVII w/ live voice acting
This better not be you, anon
>>332515917
Read the title, Im going to be doing live voice acting for all the cutsenes. /v/ would tear me a new asshole
>>332515738
Rosota?
Roseta?
>>332515987
Oh, good call.
I'm going to go ahead an call you a faggot right here for good measure though.
>>332515987
im gonna do it anyways senpai
>>332515946
0.00$
Though my donation button doesn't say donate, it's just just a picture of wario that says "wa"
>>332514505
>he doesn't read books
Worst kind of NEET.
>>332516090
is there any way for my to gain some profit out of twitch if i'll stream every day for ~6 hours? %%and if i'm a girl%%
I was thinking of crossing the veil and making videos/streaming but maybe only showing it to friends and not caring what happens after that. I do hate the sound of my voice though, I don't know how I'll ever edit anything.
>>332516104
how does one get into books actually
>>332516218
The same way you'd get into anything, open it.
>>332516218
how is one not into books actually
>>332515738
Can't find this on twitch.
>Steam speedrun
>Use a mic for once
>Even the long time lurkers make fun of my accent
>>332516218
What is your top 5 favorite games?
I will recommend books based on what games you like.
I've only been reading books for about 5 years now. So I know your feel. But books are the shit if you finally get into them.
>>332516181
I keep hearing everywhere it's easier for girl, so I'm tempted to say probably.
My roommate, who was a girl, tried streaming for a while and had a relatively fast early success, despite not having a game that didn't come out yet, like I did. She had a very obvious donation button, but I don't think she streamed for long, so I guess she didn't gain much out of it.Don't have a great memory, so I'm a but unsure, though her not streaming for long is something I'm sure of.
>>332516373
Gotta learn how to handle the banter, pussboi
>>332516218
By starting to read a book with no pressure attached. No deadlines, no forcing to memorize anything, stopping when you want and leaving the book if it does not intrigue you.
I can try suggesting you a book.
What type of stories do you enjoy? Do you like sci-fi games, or are you an ace attorney fan? Intrigue or whimsical?
>>332516274
>books weigh more than tapping down/right on your keyboard, or clicking
>books are less convenient/harder to read from than a screen
>can't read from a comfortable position, always have to pick either a cozy sitting/lying place OR good lighting
etc
>>332516218
There are all kinds of great books, anon. Don't let /lit/ fags convince you that genre fiction is a waste of time, either. Personally, I read a ton of old sci-fi/noir/philosophy. You might be into history or science too and not even know it. Recently finished Sei Shonagon's Pillow Book and it was fascinating. Trust me, I'm a librarian.
>>332516527
stop
>>332516527
>Not treasuring that physical weight of a good old book with wonder inside.
>No eye strain nor excessive brightness
>Not having a comfy spot with good lightning in your haus
You are not even trying anon.
>>332516373
That's what you get for being a >her
>>332516631
prove me wrong nerd
>>332516702
>a >her
what?
>>332516703
just stop
>>332516569
This. Whatever you enjoy is a good book, no matter how silly or simplistic it may be. If you like it then you are picking correctly. I've been reading for 20 years and my favourite book is still The Neverending Story.
>>332516274
The short answer is school. If teachers taught video games the same way they do reading I'd never fucking play a video game either. So I wouldn't know where to start in reading since it's always left a bad taste in my mouth.
>>332516273
I guess I have streamed for friends already but it seems some are the kind to not care about obscure games like I want to. One of these days the loneliness will mount and I'll open up to new people
>>332516450
>>332516526
Oh cool. Alright quick top 5Yoshi's Island, Shin Megami Tensei mainline series, Undertale, Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon, Ace Attourney series
>>332516569
I actually ended up loving what little Philosophy I got my hands on, I would love a basic primer type book on it. A good one without shortcuts or cliff notes. Only things I've read so far are non-fiction, philosophy and languages basically.
>git gud at rhythm game or really any music focused game
>stream it with no mic or face cam
I know I'd watch.
>>332516373
Stream speedrun
Hahaha I bet you fucking failed under the pressure. Wish I was there to make fun.
>>332515738
LINK ME HOMIE I LOVE DAT GAME
>>332517074
>Shin megami tensei
>Undertale
You'll probably like books about moral dilemmas with some slight humor in it.
Anime I suggest:
Shinsekai yori
Psycho-pass
Death note
Books i suggest:
Player piano -Kurt Vonnegut
Fuck.. that's the only one I know that you'll enjoy with certainty.
>>332517401
its this nigga called Rosofa. Cant post Twitch links
>>332516703
Fuck you faggot I'm going to lay down and read a top tier book right now
>>332516485
I like getting bullied senpai, just not my accent.
>>332515394
post pictures so I can bully you faggot.
How to raise money for my streaming PC if I'm a slav shit?
>>332517626
Sell your sister ivanka to me.
I'll pay 20.000 euro. She will work at red light district.
>>332514649
1/0.2 here
when is the US going to get better internet? this is the best I can get without satellite or WISP which both have data caps. and fuck data caps.
>>332517581
I bet you sound fucking retarded, quit English.
>>332517719
You can rent her for 1 hour, 500$ would be enough
>>332517626
Good luck. You'll be stuck in poverty for the rest of your life.
>>332517416
Yeah from SMT I really loved it's relation of Law, Neutral and Chaos and it changed my life when I think of moral ambiguity, anything like that to me is always really interesting. I liked Death Note a lot, I've noted the rest so thanks for those. Oddly, I'm not sure how much I take to humor, in UT I much prefer the idea that no one is completely right rather than the cutesy stuff (even though I like cutesy stuff)
Anyway if I streamed I'd really want voice despite hating mine, and I'd stream pic related or games like it, interesting, less well known games that should spur conversation. This or Incredible Crisis, stuff like that.
>>332517074
Ha! Got it spot on with the ace attorney guess.
I'd suggest you the Harry Dresden series. Wizard/private detective mixed with your average demons/vampires/etc and a good batch of humor. They are short and easy to read, plus enjoyable. Not the greatest but it is a good start.
Anything by Agatha Christie for a detective/thriller with nothing more is also great. She is a master of that genre. And then were none is my favourite.
I'd also suggest both 1984 and Brave New world for the dystopian feel and all the morality discussion. They are a bit slower due to their depth but they are superb
And if you feel like not understanding anything I'd go with something like The Wind-Up Bird chronicle by Haruki Murakami, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World or 1Q84. He mixes the real world and the fantastical like poetry.
>>332517626
If you have a PS4 you can always start streaming there
>>332517893
At least i'm not a bydlo like you
>>332517925
>>332517995
Am the guy that suggested Player Piano.
I would also suggest 1984 and a brave new
world like this anon said. Those would fit right in your taste pallet.
>>332517925
>>332517995
Yes, I think 1984 would suit you fine.
Or The Traitor Baru Cormorant.
>>332518029
Do i get paid?
/v/ -novels and moral ambiguity
>>332516786
>Neverending Story
Admittedly, I only ever watched the movie(s), and I've heard they deviate pretty hard from the book. I should really read the book sometime to get the other side of it all.
Only issue is I have pretty severe ADD. I loved reading books as a kid but I'd always forget them shortly after finishing them. ._.
>>332518127
If you're going to stream with your only goal being to make money from the beginning you'll never make it.
>>332514942
I'm not really sure it's a debate when you don't want to embarrass yourself by talking. You're allowed to not talk. I've seen plenty of people play and barely say anything, just make sure the stream is still interesting on some level.
>>332517995
>>332518075
>>332518103
I actually did read 1984 as an alternate assignment at school (had an objection to book we currently read), and when it was at my own pace it was great and I did love it. Brave New World I also really liked yet was read at a teacher's pace, but I could afford to read both again.
I've noted the rest, especially Agatha Christie cause I've heard good things about her.
>>332518263
I would agree and most friends make videos or stream JUST to do this, and they wonder why they fizzle out and try to blame the system on why they can't make revenue. For me, I just want company and that's it. There's definitely a lot to make fun of when you get to know me, but I'm at the point where I expect it and realize I have to work with it.
>have been hearing of this twitch thing since 2011
>never bothered to check it out because it seemed like a place for att whoring streamers
>after seeing this thread decide to create an account and give it a try
>mfw it is actually fun seeing people play shitty obscure games that no one cares about
>>332518263
such a common thing to say. you know, i gotta make a living
>>332518535
you're probably the type of person that will end up only watching a certain streamer and see them as your personal friend.
>>332518605
>you know, i gotta make a living
Then get a job you poorfag
>>332517074
Philosophy MA here. Here's a great playlist for an introduction to a lot of schools of thought. Pick up the readings on the topics that interest you. Or just give it a watch, the guy is pretty good at breaking things down.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yat0ZKduW18
>>332518224
It is a beautiful book. Charming, elegant and full of wonder. Plus it is the perfect book for bibliophiles. Definitely recommended
I forget them too Anon, but remember it is not about the destination, it is about the journey.
>>332518605
Cant even tell if you're joking.
>>332518641
in my country people work for 5 hours to make 5$. On twitch it's just one subscriber.
I can't decide which of these two look best.
>>332518793
What country?
>>332518752
i'm not joking, i'm fantasizing
>>332518845
Belarus
>>332518860
Well then start streaming today you povcunt. Boot up that PS4.
>>332518683
Shit yeah! Sounds good to me. I'll pick up/DL a book later then.
>>332518616
>tfw I want to stream and make personal friends
though, from drawing, I understand perfectly the cycle of what it feels like to sift through groups of friends as you get more well known, shaving off people you had great relationships with. It's uncomfortable to say the least.
>>332518605
>>332518793
I hear you, but it's a poor basis for any sort of passionate career. Lemme ask, can you draw at all? No? Fine, doesn't matter, learn how to draw an obscure fetish and find a sugar daddy with said fetish and you can make like $10 per scribble, at fucking least.
>>332518913
Knowing English should secure you a decent gig?
>>332518945
In that case i better stream my dick
>>332514301
I read your post in his voice.
>>332518701
True fucking that.
>start streaming on twitch
>produce occasional commentary when appropriate or talk about something related that I hope is interesting during slower parts
>Nobody ever comes to watch
>just talking to myself for hours at a time
I'm at least entertaining myself I suppse, but I'm often left wondering why I even bother.
>>332518981
The problem is, English is the only thing i know. Not to mention image boards and pc games, that is shit.
>>332515048
>do the same thing
>change my nickname to "guys"
>HEY GUYS HOW ARE YOU?
>proceed
>>332519310
What u talking bout?
If it's interesting enough i'll watch.
>>332519310
Dont gibbu up, senpai
>>332519310
What games do you usually stream
>>332518945
Maybe it's just because I'm into the subject and I like the early 90s vibe from the classroom, but I get drunk while watching that professor's videos all the time. It's super relaxing and a good way for me to get refreshed on topics I haven't read in a while. Start at the beginning, the Greeks knew what was up. The pursuit of knowledge is a beautiful thing.
>never streamed before
>playing One Piece Pirate Warriors 3 on PS4
>message from friend appears
>"(friend) wants to watch your gameplay"
>sure, why not?
>you have to use Twitch or Youtube to do so
>he'll be the only one watching, so I don't mind
>start streaming the game with no mic or facecam
>not even checking Twitch
>play for about an hour
>finally check Twitch before quitting the game
>12 viewers
>what the fuck?
>quit and go to sleep anyways
Guess I had a pretty good first time streaming. Even though I didn't do shit to deserve that many views. If I knew I had that many viewers, I would have probably grabbed a mic.
>>332515869
So when you have no or low numbers do you just essentially talk to yourself out loud until it gets busier? That's the issue I ran into when I tried years ago.
>>332520010
12 viewers is nothing. I had ~50 once I streamed Fallout 4 in low settings and 1,5 mb/s upload.
>>332520247
Here we go
Do I have to be a bitch to get 1000 viewers?
>>332520316
What? I didn't even had a mic.
>>332516527
I wish ebook devices were double screened and actually book shaped. I can never old them for long comfortably.
>>332520380
Do you mean female? or a bitchy person?
Both could help desu.
>>332520471
Well I had 53 viewers HA take that
I have an idea to borrow $800, buy a decent PC and talk my girlfriend into streaming popular shit like Division or Fallout 4. Is it going to profit?
>>332520247
He wasnt trying to make it a competition you egotistic cunt
>>332520681
>borrow
Sure. What could go wrong?
>>332520550
Yeah but i was 25 of those viewers
>>332519448
Usually whatever bullshit comes to mind at the time. Can't think of any specific examples right now.
>>332519675
Sometimes you just need some encouragement. Thanks.
>>332519814
Right now I'm going through Scholar in anticipation of DaS3. Sea of shit, I know but I play what I enjoy not necessarily what's popular. Typically play RPGs or games that let me be creative. Nothing terribly fast paced which is probably part of me not getting views.
I think my biggest issue though is that I feel like a prostitute when plugging my stream which just discourages me further. I'm just doing it for fun, I don't want to feel like a whore.
>>332520517
I've ment both. I can be a bitchy person and my girlfriend can be just a streamer. So we are going to be a successful family of streamers.
What are some games that look decent steamed at a low bit rate? Country cable Internet sucks.
>>332520681
Only if she's cute, bonus if tits.
>>332520939
NESSNES
>being attentionwhore
>>332520939
Anything that didn't come out yet.
You ARE friend with your local game shop, right?
>>332520247
I wasn't really competing with anyone. I was just surprised that a game like Pirate Warriors 3 garnered such attention. I was only expecting my friend to watch, not 11 more people.
Regardless, 50 is still a great first time viewer count. I would have went full commentary with that many viewers.
>>332520681
Probably. Not fast though. Maybe in a year or so, but that's not really worth it.
>>332520959
Damn, I knew it was a great idea.
>>332521078
Why not? I heard streamers get up to $1000/month if they are streaming on a regular basis.
>>332521036
It's ok as long as people like it.
>stream an obscure game just to check and see how streaming works
>8 viewers like instantly
>most are probably bots, eh
>some of them actually talk
>keep telling me to do things
>unsure if I should just be playing the game the way I want, or trying to please the people watching
more trouble than it's worth really. The people who talk obviously want streamer-chat interaction, but I'd rather just have people watching my stream and chill. I can't focus on the game if I'm checking the chat constantly.
>>332521394
>it is ok if people like shit
>>332520681
If it was your own money, it'd be a bit reckless but a choice nonetheless, but that's just plain stupid.
Streaming isn't a job, it can fail.
You can have no success and simply have it not work.
It's as if you borrowed money and said you were gonna pay it back when the video game you were making makes big bucks.
How do I stream a Sega Saturn? I'm really good at Bulk Slash and it doesn't emulate well.
I recently co-commentated on a casual stream with someone I added from a thread. We didn't get any viewers because of the obscure game title, but we both managed to relax and actually enjoy talking, something that I've never been able to do when streaming alone.
There are so many steam threads on /v/, why not ask someone for a streaming buddy?
>>332521453
>unsure if I should just be playing the game the way I want, or trying to please the people watching
It depends on whether you want to be an attentionhore or a guy who just enjoys the game.
>>332520681
Maybe with your own money, if she is enough of a whore, and if she has big enough tits.
Even then it probably takes time, unless the tits are big enough so you can make the cleavage very obvious even on the thumbnail.
>>332521453
You can stream without a mic and ignore the chat, there's a niche for it.
I have a laptop, how easy is it to stream from actual console footage? I feels like I never got it to really work correctly.
>>332521749
There is?
I assumed people would just watch videos on youtube if thats the case.
Honestly I'd like to stream as a self-treatment, I'm less likely to be an autistic ragefuck if I know people are watching, or even just "possibly" watching.
>>332521558
Yea, but at least I'll get a decent pc.
>>332516569
how does one become a librarian? I've been thinking about this for a while.
>>332521845
Yeah, I often see streams with (nomic) in the title being in the middle of the stream list.
>>332521862
Wouldn't borrowing money without paying it back be mean?
>>332521730
That could be a problem.
>>332513713
>streaming my first playtrough of dark souls
>usually I get 0 viewers, because I play unknown german games
>suddenly get up to 20 viewers and the chat was pretty active
>died several times at gargoyles
>people start to offer that they help me
>I tell them that I want to do it alone
>finally beat them
>ok guys I'm offline for now
Was so embarrassed for showing such a bad performance
Trying it again when I was at blighttown. Died for 2 hours and had no idea where to go. Suddenly stopped streaming with 30 viewers.
Can't stream again, because I got lots of followers and they will show up again. Had this happen to me before when the DayZ Mod got released. I just made a new channel while I had about 20 regulars
>>332522051
Huh, wouldnt those be just regular streams who happen to have no intentions of speaking - right now?
I'm a shy fuck with a shit voice so I'd practically never do it.
Still I might give it a go again, not like I can lose face or anything since it would be just gameplay.
>>332522051
Well, I think if it will profit, I'll pay money back in a year or so.
>>332521286
I don't know any streamers that make that much that haven't been streaming for years and years. It takes a long time just to get a sub button, and even longer to get a large amount of subscribers
Maybe if she got a ton of donations you could make up the $800? So just hope she gets one of those prince's who throw around $1k+ donations.
>>332522040
Just open a library.
My dad did it, back when he was tired of working, and thought it'd be easy work.It apparently wasn't.
>>332522101
Alternatively you can have her wear a wig or paint hair retarded color and dress up as a slutty petite anime girl, put cat ears on and shit.
>>332522205
>wants to stream
>streams and gets viewers
>quits streaming
You're a special person.
>>332522247
How long does it takes to get a donation button?
>>332514186
>have fast internet
>limited bandwidth
>>332522205
>streaming blind playthrough of Clock Tower 3
>get to end boss
>die at least 10 times
>have about 5 viewers watching me, most have stuck with me for the previous couple of hours
>it's the most amount of viewers I've ever had
>feel embarrassed for getting my ass kicked by this end boss
>eventually give up
>end stream
At least you beat the part you were stuck at. I eventually beat the boss off-stream.
>>332522205
>>332522401
Stage fright is real yo
>friends over
>they are setting up shit, I'm playing some shooter with my screens back to them
>doing amazingly well, godlike streak and shit
>someone stands next to me to watch
>instantly fail, die, screw up in any way possible, gameplay is suddenly as unimpressive as possible
Errytime
>>332513713
How do I even set a stream of lets say, ps1 games and so?
>>332522205
>tfw when you realise you could have been lirik
>>332522661
add the window to OBS
>>332522362
She is not that kind of girl, i guess. Will she be banned on Twitch if she would be streaming top less, lol?
>>332521286
Fuck it man, just go on chaturbate, make her tease the fuck out of people fully clothed, and set up flashes at a nice high price, then do a private show of fucking her
You'll make that $800 in a night.
>>332513713
Red pill me streaming, how does it work and how can you earn money from it?
>>332522220
If they're watching a stream that doesn't have a mic, they're interested in a stream that doesn't have a mic.
Even taking in account they might be subscribers, they got multiple accounts they're subscribed to or could just go watch something else.I know I watch those often and don't subscribe often.
>>332522221
>If it will profit, I'll pay money back in a year or so.
It sounds kinda offputing, knowing that you may not pay this person back, but I don't know you nor them, so the hell do I know.
>>332522785
Hows the payment on chaturbate? Its like you recieve the money at the end lf the month or what?
>streaming wow
>2 regulars who chat with me
>get raided. Suddenly 150 viewers
>quit stream
>>332523000
Nigga litteraly why??
It was your golden opportunitty to get rich
>>332522960
No ideaeverything I was tipped I tipped away on others
But theres ridiculous money to be made with a hot girl, a nice dick and/or with some showmanship.
>>332522446
Donating is instant. You just have to put it in your description under your stream. How people donate to you, is up to you.
A sub button requires having a weekly schedule, and having a lot of viewers everytime you stream.
It says on the page that it requires 500+ viewers, but I've seen a streamer I follow have 100 daily viewers and still get one.
>>332523135
how do you know?
>>332522960
I think you receive payment every two weeks. Could be wrong.
>>332523135
Oh god, you're not that fucking trap that streamed VTMB a month ago, are you? Listening to someone talk about why you shouldn't put apples up your ass on twitch was extremely surreal.
>>332523213
Well, i think 500 viewers is nothing for a girl who knows how to play.
>>332523301
Because I participated in camwhore sessions that earned more than my monthly paycheck in about 5 hours laid back masturbation.
>>332523445
Not at all.sounds interesting to me though
>>332523514
Was she hot?
>>332523514
Well, I don't remember what their handle was, but he did talk about posting on places like /v/ to get noticed. The mods in the chat were also chaturbate users.
Again, the whole thing was just surreal. I thought they were your regular run-of-the-mill streamers until they started talking about camshows.
>>332523660
It was a THICK redhead with bangin tits and a 6/10 face.
Nice personality though, talked vidya with her a few times.
Chatting up the users matters a lot.
I saw the same earned bya regular looking twink dudein one night and a 30 min pay-showtipped and got a ticket too
>>332523838
Do you think a chubby dude could make some money fucking onaholes?
>>332520010
>If I knew I had that many viewers, I would have probably grabbed a mic.
Nigga they chose you because you didn't have a mic.
>>332523838
The only problem is to get compromised in a real life.
>>332522040
You get an MLS degree online and stalk libraries with old ladies ready to die or retire (they never retire) so you can jump into the position. That's how I did it. Honestly, it's my dream job.
>>332524240
Pretty much this.
>>332524254
Hows the payment?
>>332524048
Possibly, havent seen it myself before but I dont go there often anymore, and not into chubby dudes.
I'd say for men its probably best to start out with just getting off on being watched.
Women are whores they start off fully clothed and start with $5 to flash my elbow shit, I doubt that works for men.
>>332524249
Yeah, I'd never show my face - even though when you think about it, f you found someone you know camwhoring - would you actually bring it up?
>>332524254
Did you poison an old lady to get her job?
>>332524371
Bout 40-45k. Could make double that if you land a job in a university library and work your way up. Shit, Library of Congress book drones can make over 100k. I live like a king on 40k, though. That and I essentially do real work for less than 2 hours a day, reading or browsing 4chan the rest of the time. Love it.
>>332515738
>w/ live voice acting
>Want to get back to streaming
>Laptop has been kill for 6 months now
>No money/no job
End my fucking suffering.
>>332525950
get a fucking job
>>332525702
If you livestreamed voice acting a game like Undertale you'd have like 1000 viewers if you knew what you're doing
>>332526019
No one wants to hire a nigger these days.
>>332526184
are you joking? they get hired just for being black.
We should create a community inside Mumble or Teamspeak or some other shit. Play altogether in hardcore games like Arma 3 and stream the result.
>>332526184
Then steal a notebook, whatever.
Where can i find a list of games which are allowed to be streamed on Twitch?
Are there any big streamers who maintained their dignity? I want to get into twitch but I fucking hate twitch chat and streamer culture
>Try to watch a big streamer like Sodapoppin
>Literally no commentary except him reading off a list of people who are giving him money to read off a list of people who are giving him money
I don't get it
>>332528226
People gotta make a living you know
>>332528438
Yeah I get that. I just don't get why someone would watch such a boring stream and why they would donate money to someone who clearly doesn't need it
>>332528226
Noxious is probably my favorite HS streamer.
I really only watch his vids on youtube though.
>>332528226
Singsing never reads chat. He also used to ignore donations but he started acknowledging them occasionally recently.
Brote or bust
>>332513713
>have great internet
>limited by hardware
I-I didn't wanted to stream anyway!
>>332530325
>tfw the opposite situation
I feel you my good man.
>>332513713
>no sticky/FAQ/Start up info for streaming on /v/ since it's e celeb central
Why the fuck does /v/ not have a sticky full of information on how to do something? Smaller shittier boards have them. I was raised by 4chan and I got all my skills from it. I'm disappointed I can't learn much from /v/
I learn 3d modelling from /3/
Learned to web dev and got a job from /g/
Picked up some photoshop skillz from /gd/
Got in shape by following routines and doing pills i bought (DNP) while also getting leads on steroids /fit/
Bought my first car with info from sticky in /o/
I also get some clothing inspo from /fa/
what the fuck did I get from /v/
GIVE ME SOMETHING
>>332519310
i do this but i don't stream
How to get famous on Twitch:
1. Develop some lolsowacky personality
2. Ignore all the thirsty betas that donate to you so that they donate to you more (trust me it works)
3. Play shitty FOTM games
I dislike my voice so I don't talk out of fear. Plus I also shout obscenities when I get pissed and I doubt twitch would let me call things burrito eaters and ching changs.
>>332531490
There are streamers that swear n shit
>>332513713
literally me
for some reason I made the twitch front page shit a few times way back when and had 30k people watching my shitty stream one day, it felt like I was just acting retarded for no reason, got nervious, quit
also all these people asking for my twitter and facebook, what the fuck
>>332514241
You must be retarded senpai, nobody gives a shit.
