>To the block, prisoner. Nice and easy.
>...
>Still alive prisoner? Stay close to me if you want to stay that way!
What did he mean by this?
Imperials are pieces of shit
>>332495762
Dudes seen some shit
>>332495762
He meant exactly what he said.
>>332495762
>there are people that follow the guy who just tried to cut their head off
why would anyone side with the imperials?
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in whiterun. Eorlund Gray Mane's got that honor. Man's steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance.
>YOUR NOT GONNA KILL ME
What did he mean by this?
>>332497580
Do you get tied up and whipped for being an annoying nigger very often?
Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
>>332496072
Not his fault you're a criminal scum
>>332497580
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
>>332496847
Hadvar didn't have the say, but rather that bitch in the armor. If anything he recognizes that you were at the wrong place at the wrong time, though he's just trying to do his job.
>>332497731
>filename
>not 'what are you gonna do, shoot me? '
>>332495762
>"Another wanderer here to lick my fathers boots, good job"
What did this little shit mean by this?
>>332498892Too bad, you can't improve the ebony blade with this boy's blood
![Sigurd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Hqq4xaK.png "Sigurd[1].png")
>i work for belethor at the general goods store
Have you heard of the high elves?
>you from Breton, Breton? Fleeing some Breton?
>>332499265
Goddammit.
>>332499187
>Welcome to the pawned prawn. Welcome to the pawned prawn.
>>332499657
Some may consider this junk. Me? I call them treasures.
>>332495762
Bethesda tried too hard to make Imperials look bad in Skyrim.
>>332496847
>why would anyone side with the imperials?
Hadvar doesn't have a say in the matter.
>recording the same one line in several voices
>instead of recording unique lines for each
What were they thinking?
>>332497580
Our fealty is sworn to you, Dragonborn.
YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG CAT
>never worked a hard day hey i heard you like being followed around, so im gonna stalk you until you accept my fucking quest. what's that? you're not a thief? too bad im gonna follow you around anyways until you talk to me because people are too god damn dumb to talk to people in modern video games and my stupid fucking npc script makes me stalk you incessantly.
>>332497580
I installed an "effeminate walk for Nazeem" mod. It made the character make more sense.
>>332499849
I also installed a mod to make Brynjolf fuck off. They should have had a quest for the Thieves Guild like the Destroy the Black Brotherhood one.
>>332499849
Sorry lad, I've got important things to do. We speak another time.
>stands in the cistern for literally 3 hours doing nothing
Recently installed The Journey after seeing people talk about it here. It's impressive to see the game run so smooth with that many mods but the perma death is keeping me on edge constantly.
![Never+should+have+come+here+_3740d18c000e7ad332014c3540dd075d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8697Yf3.jpg "Never+should+have+come+here+_3740d18c000e7ad332014c3540dd075d[1].jpg")
>never should have come here
>you picked a bad time to get lost friend
>time to end this little game
>you won't leave here alive
>skyrim belongs to the nords
>>332499838
>Oblivion
>Barring Imperial/Breton women, you can tell the difference between each human race by their VA
>Skyrim
>Many of the voicesets are mixed up between them
>>332500148
I YIELDTRUE NORDS NEVER BACK DOWN!
>>332500148
>should have
>>332500148
>Beautiful baubles and gleaming gemstones over here!
Why do the argonians have such angelic voices in Skyrim?
>>332500242
i like how all of the NPCs you brutally beat into submission attack you again 5 seconds later even after claiming they yield
>>332500107
>look it up
>seems cool
>only have a 7770 and thus probably couldnt run the enb/graphic garbage it adds
>>332497580
I installed a mod that got rid of NPCs saying shit to you unprovoked, and I actually kind of missed this faggot.
I almost forgot how ugly vanilla Skyrim looks. God bless Enb.
>>332500432
Oh shit! A paladin!
>>332499849
hated these faggots. fucking bethesda had it so even if you were the leader of the guild, the barkeep kept calling you "Brynjolf's new protege".
fuck's sakeI still have like 600 hours in the game
>Decide to do a playthrough that's basically CoC-lite just recently
>Find that the framerate shits the bed in cities and is pretty mediocre elsewhere
Time to remove Dawn of Skyrim then, I'm glad it doesn't use any scripts at least.
>>332500416
The males somehow got a pretty good VA. Considering there's so few Argonians by comparison to Morrowind & Oblivion, I had to wait until Riften and I was genuinely surprised at how calm they sound.
The females by contrast could've been much better.
>>332500474
>usually run Skyrim at around 30 fps when modding it myself
>stay around 100 mods give or take a few
>install Journey
>fps stays around 60-70 in the wilds, dropping down to 40-50 in towns
It runs on fucking magic, haven't had a crash yet either after almost 8 hours of playing. I can imagine the mod authors losing their shit though about someone putting it together.
>>332500148
recently tons of bandits have been calling me things like 'orc scum' and 'orc filth'
the voices are the original recorded actors,
but i have never noticed this before in all the years and thousands of hours playing skyrim
Yes, Listener! I will remain in this very spot until you tell me otherwise. Spiders could eat my face off, but faithful Cicero would not move an inch!
>>332499265
Laughed harder at this than I should've
Got attacked from a bandit on the fallen tree bridge. Fus Roh Dah'd him off the cliffs. It was a good time.
>>332500747
>>332500107
none of you know how to mod skyrim
>>332496072
You were a criminal on the run that bumped into a group of Stormcloaks as they got ambushed.
>>332495762
>>332496325
>dragonborns who aren't nords
>>332497756
cringe m8
>>332501114
>dragonborns who aren't nerds
>some may call this junk, me I call them treasures
>>332501005
i'm pretty good at modding skyrim
>>332501114
tfw no ancient nord waifu
>>332496325
>>332501067
upboated
>>332501205
Please tell me you've got Sexlab Hormones at least
>>332497580
I actually don't. The only reason to go up there is to sell things to that mage, which I don't do often.
>>332501205
What kind of shitty mod manager is that?
>>332501283
nope. what's it do?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a908vSn.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
>>332501224
Lady has a beard.
>>332501364
Body alterations after sex, like increasing the breast/belly/ass nodes, tint, and maybe weight, with decreases happening if gone a few days without sex. Not realistic at all obviously, but as I intend on doing a Before/After run I'm curious as to what my character will look like after some time in.
It also offers optional MtF/FtM curses if you have sex with a Dremora, the mod adds a few outcasts in some villages. You can also use it to bridge Succubus-related mods like how Simple Slavery/Deviously Enslaved Continued bridges into slavery ones.
Nords don't appreciate us, so what?
I don't appreciate them right back.
>>332501558
sounds pretty cool, i might have to check it out. i have trouble keeping up with the new mods, it's hard enough trying to keep everything updated and not broken.
>>332501361
mod organizer
>spend entire day to clean install skyrim and install tons of new mods
>finally finished
>boot up the game next day
>play for an hour before getting bored and uninstalling
w-whats happening to me guys?
>>332500917
I liked this guy. Some of the best voice acting in the game, motherfucker went all out on the script.
>>332501180
>you will never have a dragon-bro who improves your grammar and helps you run cons on villages where you "save" them for money and women from the dragon
>>332501691
>it's hard enough trying to keep everything updated and not broken.
The only real downside for having an active modding community. Especially when you play only a few times every couple of months and there's some major update or something that allows for more fancy shit to happen.
>>332501775
I feel this way too, but if I know I'm going to go back to it I might as well keep it installed.
Want to hit at least Lv50 or so with the one I've got now, though.
>>332502053
fuck you
>>332501361
Mod organizer is what you should always be using. Only launch wrye bash through it to make a bashed patch.
>>332500148
>should have
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
Like how do you come up with a comeback for this without sounding mad?
>>332502390You too..
i have skyrim perfectly modded to where the combat is very engaging and challenging to the edge of being too difficult while still remaining fun
perkus maximus is your friend
i also have about 100 user created dungeons/labyrinths/quests installed
many of them are very high quality
ask me anything
>>332502470
If it's 0 degrees Celsius outside today, and it's gonna be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>>332502470
What porn mods are essential?
>>332502470
Whats a good mod to make leveled lists for loot not shit.
>>332502470
>i have skyrim perfectly modded to where the combat is very engaging and challenging to the edge
How?
>perkus maximus is your friend
nevermind.
>>332502589
morrowloot
>>332502390
If he hadn't interrupted the priestess, she would have spoken long enough for Alduin to appear
Shit happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
THANKS MISTER
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>>332502658
something something potion seller
>>332502589
Morrowloot Ultimate.
I think it also has an optional plugin that gives dungeons static but rather high level ranges, if you want it.
>>332502658
>the boy and girl's voices are literally the same
>>332499774
Well thats because they are. Anyone who willingly gets cucked by high elves are terrible in my book
>>332502796
>>332502613
Duly noted
SPERG, Ordinator or the thing that merges both?
>>332495762
He wanted to get fucked in the ass ever since his father molested him while yelling "FOR THE KING!!! FOR THE KING!!!" this was his way of coming out of the closet, how dare you think otherwise.
>>332501667
BASED
>>332502564
None. If you plan to do a serious playthrough.
You guys are making me wanna go visit my sidechick Hrokie or however it's spelled.
>there exist """"""""""""""people""""""""""""""""'' who sided with imperials
>they're right here, in this very thread
>>332503169
I did as my first playthrough was as a high elf.
>>332503169
>no option to side with thalmor
Shit game.
>>332500592
What's a paladin?
>>332502973
I just use SPERG, but the merger thing sounds like fun.
>>332503302
I'm not entirely sure
>>332503169
Well, any Non-Nord should side with the imperials. Their armor looks shit though but they can atleast keep the Thalmor under control.
>>332502973
Does ordinator still get patched every other day?
>>332500432
That's really mean. He was just hanging out in his coffin and ran away when he saw the guy.
Skeleton bullying is NEVER okay.
>>332502537
-6°C
EASY
>>332503169
as opposed to the faction lead by the man who started the civil war for personal gain? the nords have shit to be angry about sure, but the thalmor are jizzing themselves over the prospect of all the non-yellow people fighting amongst themselves.
Ive recently reinstalled Skyrim with a shitton of mods and ive been playing till around lvl 17. Problem im having right now is that i experience CTD's every once in a while and i dont know whats causing it. Is there any tool that lets me see why these CTD's occur? I already cleaned up my load order with tes5edit and LOOT. Also using NMM
>>332495762
He's tsundere.
>>332495762
This game needed detail of FONV dialogue and the effect of the different factions on the game present throughout the world. Hooly Dooly
>>332503406
>keep the Thalmor under control.
you mean keep sucking their dicks to appease them like the good bottom bitches they are. better to die standing than live on your knees with elven cock down your throat.
besides, how can thalmor even compete when the nords have a lvl 80 dragonborn archmage assassin master thief companion vampire lord on their side?
you looking to protect your self or deal some damage
>>332503715
>not wanting to take golden elf cock
look at this fag
>>332503550
I haven't played Skyrim in a couple years but there should be a .ini or .cfg file somewhere that you need to alter or insert a line like "enableerrorreport=true".
Maybe google something like "skyrim .cfg settings" and find the answer.
>>332500973
that fucking bridge
>>332503550
I doubt this will do anything but waiting for 7 days straight can reset scripts that weren't running properly. i had problems with ctd when i was near riften then i did this and it stopped happening
>>332496847
Let's see, side with the crazy fanatic who clearly values some ideal you know nothing about over his own life and will likely try to convert and/or use you somehow for his insane cause, or some regular guy just doing his job?
>>332503715
Well, the Dragonborn alone could destroy the whole stormcloak army. Fact is that the Empire is a lot bigger on the other hand. So if it would come to a war with the Thalmor, I'd rather side with the Empire.
>Doing some vampire quest
>Dude wants to go with me into a cave to kill the vampires who murdered his friend
>Tell him to fuck off I don't want to do it right this minute
>Runs in anyways, gets killed by dogs
>Entire town gets super pissed
>that blackreach cave dungeon thing
based
>>332503235
Agreed. Developers should allow you to make extremely retarded decisions like in vtmb
>>332503856
>>332503813
Thanks! Will try it out, i reinstall Skyrim every once in a while because i really want to try out the DLC's but i end up screwing up my game because i installed too many mods.
Also im not unexperienced with modding bethesda games but for some reason in skyrim CTD's are a big issue for me.
>>332503116
this. I can't stop fapping long enough to complete the golden claw. Fucking the spider was pretty funny though
>>332503715
Every Stormcloak city is a shithole though.
Ulfric is a moron also. If he was only a little bit smarter I'd side with him.
SKYRIM MAYMAY
>>332504079
I was kinda stunned actually, as it would be a different game.
>>332500148
Why would you post 4 real responses and one made up?
desu I'd rather side with the imperials instead of letting Ulfric ruin the fair deal they got after getting their asses wrecked by the high elves.
You'll probably stomp the shit out of the high elves if Bethesda ever makes another game.
>>332504274
my nigga
>>332502053
A NEW HAND.. TOUCHES THE BEACON.
>>332497580
>Do you get to the cloud district very often?
>Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
Cloud District? You mean the Jarl's house up those steps?
>>332498892
That's t-thats l-l-lewd!! LEWD L-LITTLE B-BOY!
>>332503169
>side with stormcloaks
>whole capital is filled with stormcloak troops
>Emperor arrives like nothing happened
>"Ooh, I'm so excited to see the Emperor"
Skyrim is truly the worst game.
>there are """people""" who sided with the brotherhood of edge after they tried to murder you 500 times
>>332501005
>Middle of the fucking day
>It's so dark you can't make out any details on the character's back
>Literal pitch blackness
THE HIGHER THE CONTRAST THE BETTER THE IMAGE
>>332504465
>assassinate the Emperor
>nothing changes
Thank fuck we got that cool 11/11/11 release date though, huh?
>>332495762
Well a dragon has just attacked, and this man has a sword and a plan so...yeah I'm gonna follow him
I feel like getting Skyrim and modding it again but I remember the shadows
>>332504563
My only regret is not murdering the assassin when she kidnapped me and gave me a sword.
>>332501558
Anything that can make your character grow? Taller, that is.
>>332504614
>Become a vampire hunter
>Literally during first dungeon meet a vampire with an elder scroll, HELP her get to her vampire dad
>Come back to your fortress, do a bunch of shit
>Vampire bitch comes back tells you all about how the elder scroll and her are to be used to block out the sun
>Decide to look for a way to defeat him without just instantly gutting her on the spot.
>vampire hunter
What triggers me the most is not how bad it is, it's that someone got money to write that
>dragon helps you kill other dragons because those dragons are evil
>bro
>kill the dragon that helped you kill the other dragons
>cause he's a dragon
>>332502537
Coldness isn't a quantifiable quality. You can say it will be half as hot, in which case it will be -136.5 degrees celcius.
>>332501005
But yours looks shit.
>>332504848
I only know about body scale, not sure if Hormones even covers that. Maybe there's some Bodyslide settings I'm not aware of?
>go to bard's college hoping for a creative non-combat quest
>HEY MEN, CAN YOU FETCH ME A POEM?
>IT'S IN THIS DRAUGR DUNGEON RIGHT HERE
You can't make this up.
>>332504915
>~ setessential (ID) 0
proceed to murder her. Yeah it sucks the game won't let you do it naturally but at least you can and fulfill your roleplay
>>332504978
>tfw min-giantess/moderate growth fetish
>tfw no mods catering to you
>>332500747
this looks pretty comfy. Is this just the journey's ENB? I usually don't like enbs because the DOF and other shit looks good in shots sometimes but is unplayable, you're like velma without her glasses
>>332505041
game just doesn't work well with a taller player. Very hard to hit anything in melee, sexlab animations don't line up and the game just tends to CTD for me whenever I fuck with the height scaler for too long.
>>332504915
I stopped playing Dawnguard right there. I haven't seen the "vampire dad". Tapped out completely and come to think of it I haven't played Skyrim since.
>>332504848
Theres a console comman for that, though doesnt just make you taller but overall makes your model bigger while at the same time modifying your hitboxes.
So if you make yourself giant, youre gonna take more hits, and be swinging your weapon 50 feet above everyones heads. But you can change yoursize by .1, .2, .3, .4, etc etc and gradually get to a pmore preferred height that looks natural.
>>332504946
>bloom
>depth of fucking field
Just stop already
>>332505001
>>332504848
racemenu has an easy slider, height under bodyscales
>>332496325
reddit tier
>>332505229
Skyrim's distant landscape looks so unappealing that blurring it out is an improvement.
>Aw yeah I'm a vampire hunter, time to fuck shit up
>meet some ugly whore with an Elder Scroll stuck to her back who literally actually wants me to take her back to a castle of fucking vampires
>her dipshit father asks for me to join them
>what the fuck, no
>teleports me away
>get back to base, this cunt is WAITING FOR ME THERE
>master is pissed at me, it's not even my fucking fault
>"i need u 2 babysit me my father wants to rule the world!"
>why don't you just give me the elder scroll so we can fix this?
>"cause its mine idiot wtf"
>aight
i dont even want to type the rest fuck this stupid shit dlc
>>332505001
>Go to the college hoping it's a new faction
>It's just a bunch of fetch item from dungeon quests
>Main character can't even play instruments without mods
>>332500161
I fucking HATE it when a Dark Elf has that stereotypical British-Fantasy accent. Uggh.
Anyone else remember the original gameplay trailers? The one that showed the early quest where you go into the crypt to get the golden claw for the merchant in Riverrun? The Dark Elf who you get it from had the fuckin' Morrowind Dark Elf voice, all gravely and gross. It was amazing.
I have no idea why the fuck they decided to change it.
>Why walk when you can ride?
>>332505176
I stopped playing right after the "not being able to kill her on the spot". Literally uninstalled right after that. Never paying beth a cent of my money
>>332505393
they brought that voice back for the elves in the DLC, whole thing was a loveletter to morrowind
>>332498101
>Just following orders
Nazis where great people.
>Be a vampire
>Side with vampires in the volkihar keep
>doing all quests and restoring the passage to the garden
>decide to cure vampirism
>dawnguards still attacking me
>pity for them, the bonus on their weapons donesn't works against me anymore
>mfw
>>332499849
>Spent three in-game days chopping wood in Riverwood to get some gold together before setting out on my journey
>NEVER DONE AN HONEST DAYS WORK, EH LASS
Fuck you Brynjolf
>>332505451
Aaaahhhh... That's a good point. I guess I should be thankful for that.
>>332504924
What was their purpose btw? Ah yes, "helping" the dragonborn
A pity they that they're unkillable
>>332499849
>got all my gold from quests, exploring, and trading
>wearing heavy armor and lobbing around a big ass sword
>AINT WORKED A DAY IN YER LIFE EH YA FUCKIN THIEF HEY YOU LOOK LIKE A STEALTHY GUY HELP ME SET THIS GUY UP
Fuck Todd Howard
>>332495762
>you can become a vampire hunter
>can't become a werewolf hunter, in fact he only real quests with them involves becoming a werewolf and killing werewolf hunters
mfw playing a pure mage on legendary
>>332500148
NERIVAR guuIDE ME
>>332505393
Didn't they do the same thing during an Oblivion pre-release trailer? The Imperial voices had their Morrowind VA in it.
That said, I'm glad Wes Johnson voiced the Imperials and post-Shivering Sheogorath. Otherwise we wouldn't have hadSTOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>332505041
Sorry anon, but there's not much I can do to help. You could adjust player size manually, but that's it.
One thing you could do in Bodyslide is make the weight slider act like a literal weight slider. Like, at 0 you could have a normal-looking body, and then at 100 it's obese as fuck
>>332505996
>Playing a mage in Skyrim
Jesus dude.....so how many mods?
>>332506267
Modded mages are awesome.
>cast a spell that makes a dying enemy explode into spiders
>spiders kill more enemies
>that explode into more spiders
>>332500806
they say that kind of thing with all races
my Nord got
>"You are a disgrace to your own race!" or
something
my khajiit got
"you will make a fine rug Cat!
and my current dunmer gets alot of
"You FILTHY N'WAH"
by all other Dunmer
>>332505486
Well they were, need more upstanding folks like them nowadays
>>332499849
THALMOR BLOOD ELIXIR. LIVE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
>>332501540
Back when men were men and women were men
>bro u archmage now bro
>but I can only cast candlelight
>yeah whatever here's your robe dude
Just like in real life
>>332506267
I'm using ordinator.
The spells actually do a lot of damage later on
but early game was rough
>Perhaps we could find a random stranger to murder. Practice does make perfect!
>>332506337
mod?
>>332506869
That was a part of Skyrim Redone, not sure if it's also in his newer overhaul.
>>332506706
It sucks that this summon fucked up any summons from conjuration spells. i was looking forward to having a gang of goons to fight for me.
>>332497731
>console command
>make him essential NPC
>30 hours in game, i saw the fucker running around The Reach
>>332503169
I never sided with either of them, any playthrough.
They're both cunts.
>>332507158
Same here. And then the treaty quest in high hrothgar bugged out mercilessly and I could never finish the main story.
>not once are you given the option to tip your fedora at Nocturnal
Just why? Fuck Daedra.
>>332507135
kek
>>332506706
Wasn't there a dungeon where some guy drank ghost juice?
>>332507336
Yeah, in that town where you start the High Hrothgar climb. He became crazy thinking he is actually the guardian of the ruins or something like that.
The worst fucking quest was that redguard woman.
You can plainly see that the writers didn't communicate with each other and whoever wrote it obviously assumed that the Thalmor conquered Hammerfell.
How can you just let this slide?
>>332501418
>pssh, nothing personal kid
>>332507234
At least they killed off those snow nigger elves
>>332507223
>treaty quest in high hrothgar
Fuck that stupid ass quest, why did we even need to do it again? Even if you try to be fair they get up your ass.
>alright so we give Markarth to the stormcloaks and Riften to the imperials can we fucking go now
>Tullius spouts some shit like "i thought u were on our side wtf??????"
>>332501205
>Animal mansion
Muh nigguh!
God vanilla Skyrim is ugly. Beautiful game with mods.
>>332505387
>Main character can't even play instruments without mods
Why was that?
The animations for it are in the game.
The items for it are in the game.
There are already implementations of the player using an item and an animation starting to play out, like chopping wood.
Its like five minutes of work to implement everything. Easy, and quick, and cheap.
>>332507760
Lazyness I guess
I fucking HATE essential NPCs so much, and how hard it was to disable em in Skyrim. I just wanted to play a nord plunderer named Romund who knocked over non-Kynareth churches and drank gallons of mead each fight to keep a constant stamina supply
but then ONE INVINCIBLE MOTHERFUCKER
>>332507760
They didn't think anyone would want to ropleplay a bard after putting in bard quest. Logical right?
>>332502859
it gives them the same voice based on whether you talk to the boy or girl first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1WKdezkql8
Remember that qt in the Solitude inn?
>>332497580
>a medieval northern land
>a nigger walking freely on the streets
Bravo Bethesda.
>>332500148
>should have
>While the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath, there can be no peace.
>>332503302
>>332503385
MildChuckle.Gif
>>332509004
idk how you guys remember these quotes everyone in this game was completely forgettable 100% no engaging dialogue at all
>>332508936
What's so special about that?
>play fallout 4, decide I wanna be an asshole/bandit
>stumble upon some bandits called forgers or something like that
>they like fire and molten shit, if you fuck up they toss you into molten iron because fuck you
>murder an entire factory full of flamethrower fanatics
>go into some room, dialoge starts
>the boss starts talking to me
>tell him he´s a nigger
>he says he likes me, I think this is a bandit-faction I can join. Awesome!
>some weak ass faggot won´t kill some random dude
>I gonna show how badass I am, execute the random dude
>everyone starts shooting at me
>think I fucked up, replay several times
>no matter what I do, they just shoot at me in the end
>give up, kill them all
>here´s your fucking useless flamesword xDDD
Fuck you Todd. After Oblivion I thought they gonna improve on it with Skyrim, but it got worse. After Skyrim I thought Fallout 4 will be a step in the right direction again, but yet again it got even worse. There´s no way Todd is not gonna fuck up the next Elder Scrolls completely... and that makes me just sad...
>>332509056
>It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.
>>332509105
should of*
>>332508873
But he's not an argonian...
>>332498892
Your PC belongs in an museum
>>332509321
*Orc
>>332509056
Skyrim didn't really have memorable characters in general.
>>332509056
DOW is an extremely quotable game
Do you think that male Bosmer are the biggest cucks in Tamriel?
>>332509628
What about Dragonborn?
>>332509745
Do you think TES VI will have progresive and tolerant quests?
>>332509825
Bethesda isn't Biocuck.
Yet.
It's just shitty, shitty writing. All of the game has shitty writing. All of it.
Just gonna post this guy again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E0_Oo4P4CU
>>332500917
>Spared Cicero because he's an essential follower.
>annoyed of his constant talking and general madness
>slowly used to it.
>replace him with Serana
>...it doesn't feel right
>I miss my psycho jester bro
>>332510156
Essential my ass.
>>332510275
Essential as he can't be killed if you choosed to spared him, you ass.
>>332496847
Because long live the Emperor.
>ask Serana to marry me
>lol no I don't like to go inside temples
>we are standing in a temple
wat do ?
>>332510372
And that's why I killed him. Followers are useless.
>>332496847
Because some people are cucks who believe in supra-national schemes
>>332510465
Kill literally everyone in the room.
>>332510465
All three.
>>332495762
bring it, im ready to fight imperials
>>332510478
edgy
>>332510465
If you use the spell clairvoyance, you'll see who the real culprit is.
Also his speech gives it away
>>332510542
THICK
>>332510440
fuck beth for this bullshit
>>332510465
REMOVE PIG ELF
>>332510542
Nice head faggot
>>332510687
Mad no one gave you any?
>>332510478
Lucien told me that Sithis didn't want this. That's why I spared him.
>>332495762
I have over 250 hours in umodded skyrim on one character.
I fucking love this game. Am I a pleb?
>>332510868
how can you play without slut mods
>>332510868
>Dragonborn
No wonder you having fun, main game still shit tho.
>>332510957
he's probably not a 12 year old that needs tits and ass everywhere he looks.
>>332510868
250 hours without getting a game-breaking bug?
Wow
>>332501180
>>332505295
I don't get why you didn't just use the elder scroll to unwrite him. I mean, in Oblivion, the grey fox creates an entire facility that no-one ever questions as not being there before, how hard can it be to change a sentence so that there was a hole in the roof and he died from sunlight or some shit.
Fuck the DLC, the only difference in path you choose is if you get crossbows or vamp lord form, and even then you can change it later on anyway. You never really act like you're in either group.
>>332511028
>not being a 12 year old that needs tits and ass everywhere he looks.
kill yours... oh wait, you are already dead
>>332510372
>choosed
>>332509004
Isn't that a Dawn of War 1 quote from the Spess Muhreen Force Commander
>>332511043
I'm currently at 170 hours with one character. What gamebreaking bugs should I fear?
>>332511147
too thick
>>332510868
Not really, no.
