What's the angriest message you ever received post game or during a game.
>>332485574
Let me check my dark souls GFWL screenshots. I know there's some good ones in there.
At the very least there's a Russian who goes and types paragraphs about what he thinks of my mother.
Couple of butthurt players in TF2 cursing me for destroying them so mercilessly. I was playing medic.
>>332485574
Lots of messages from Soul Calibur V about me grabbing too much with Astaroth
Learn to duck when I'm at frame advantage, dumbasses
>>332486103
>>332485574
>gg
I never get angry or bragging messages whether I crush them or they crush me. The most I got is GG in a close hard fought victory or loss or just "fuk u"
Someone fanposted about me being a fucking asshole in /bbg/ for hiding with the Messenger's Gift spell and then ambushing in Innsmouth.
>>332486360
what does that mean? what did you do?
I told someone to git gud
he asked what that meant and I told him it meant good game
im not good at this, also got hatemail on steam once and I handled that equally as beautiful
>>332486524
Most likely cheated since you can't be banned from gfwl
>>332486524
I just successfully killed him three times, sending him back to his checkpoint.
In this one I got translated from a friend it says something like "fucking pedophile fag, either you were born from third hobo, from that same street orgy, but your mother didn't tell you about it... Bye. Dicker slut"
Just outplayed him, that's all.
>>332486746
>hexes
I'd be mad too, poor ruskie.
People who send hatemail in a fucking videogame have no self esteem in real life so the fact they lost causes their feeble brain to go into autistic mode since they just lost what they thought was their true calling in life.
It's truly disconcerting
>>332485574
>and a few am radio stations
Still gets me every time
>>332486524
You haven't played Dark Souls? You can invade people who are human, and it takes a noticeable effort to maintain your human form. So some people farm humanity, and keep going human when they die, but will then bitch when people invade and kill them. It's as dumb as it sounds.
One time, in Dark Souls, I invaded someone using a trainer in Anor Lando, so I made him chase me all the way to the painting where he aggro'd every guardian and got locked into getting backstabbed by them for about 2 full minutes before he finally got them all then killed me in one hit. He then sent me mail telling me that's what I get for trying to ruin his game.
>>332487832
>>332487826
Whenever I encountered a person using a trainer or a person obviously on their first run, I just swapped to doing this. They'd kill themselves eventually.I regret never taking screenshots of my Dark Souls hatemail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqacyIaq27o
>>332487826
>Killed every painting guardian then killed you
>You also had a trainer
You got fucked up kiddo
>>332487941
>>332487826
>I'm looking for gear on this one
There is a contradiction in the witness's testimony
>>332485574
>Family zone
kek
>>332488070
>>You also had a trainer
Wrong.
>>332487826
so trained him and you died and still was salty
>>332487826
>He says he is looking for gear
>But is also using a trainer
Bullshitting much? Why the fuck would you need to look for gear with a trainer?
>>332486746
>fucking pedophile fag, either you were born from third hobo, from that same street orgy, but your mother didn't tell you about it... Bye. Dicker slut
Though I'm kinda surprised he didn't just spam you with "CYKA!"
>>332485574
I dunno man, shit happens in teamgames in general.
I had this retarded teammate commit suicide, blame me for his own demise and spend the entire rest of the game spouting the most absurd profanities and expressing how his greatest wish was to see me and my family have cancer.
Some people are just fucked up.
>>332487826
You got rekt by a regular player looking for gear that obviously wasn't using a trainer and you are salty enough to post it here?
Pulling out a good one
>>332486435
Why would you tell someone you're so bad in bed you make your partners weep?
>>332486746
>fucking pedophile fag, either you were born from third hobo, from that same street orgy, but your mother didn't tell you about it... Bye. Dicker slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuCLGRN6GFQ
>>332488495
if he was really steaming you would have had 300 people message you
>Sun Tzu once said "A win is a win, no matter the strategy"
>meaning that if you cheesed the victory, it's still a win
>if you picked a stronger character for the victory, it's still a win
>if you have a stronger weapon/strategy for the victory, well you get my point
>people rage for this
I wonder if back then when their country was at war, would they send rage mail by pigeons.
>>332488625
I did get spammed a lot during that
Non Dark Souls player here. What the everloving fuck is a trainer?
>>332488756
hax
>>332488461
Reading comprehension, retard. The player that he invaded was using a trainer, hence why he got fucked by the enemies for 2 minutes and didn't die
>>332487826
I'm guessing what you meant to say was
>I invaded someone WHO was using a trainer
>>332488461
You really think a normal player would've survived this?
>>332488748
but I'm loving it
>>332488756
You read a guide or have someone else warn/tell/ you about everything you need to know.
This is ruining part of the "git good" thing about dark souls.
Your suppose to learn from your mistakes in this game.
>>332488737
>tfw used the Sun Tzu argument for camping in a fps
>tfw still kicked on loads of servers
The only goal is to either win, or humiliate your enemy until they kill themselves.
>>332488756
Trainers are a program that allows you to change game values. Think of a proto cheat engine designed for specific games. They used to be the only way for normal people to cheat in older games.
>>332488914
Nah, it's a save file modder to boost your stats to insane levels
i got a shitton of messages from this guy after a silly lil teabag.
>>332488927
>The only goal is to either win, or humiliate your enemy until they kill themselves.
Couldn't agree more.
>>332489013
Must not have been a halo 1/2 player
T-bagging is tradition
>>332488669
Maybe in PvE. It does take skill to backstab someone in pvp though as long as they aren't a complete and utter shitter. Magic, especially hexes, is the easy mode.
Ah, the Modern Warfare 2 days.
>>332489013
kek I love the people that call you a loser for playing video games. bitch you're playing the game to.
>>332489013
getting t bagged was the most infuriating thing that would happen. More in Halo than any other fps because the dead body's head lifts up to it.
>>332489082
Such an odd sentiment, basically this means is "picking on those weaker than you is more important than self improvement" which seems pathetic at best.
>>332488914
It's mods.
>>332489154
Well did you become straight, queer?
>>332487826
The fact he started it off with
>again,
Makes it seem like you got major fucking salty and sent him ragemail about how he killed every painting guardian then rekt your retarded ass and that was him replying.
>>332489117
>be me at medieval times
>thief comes to take my shit
>I obviously bow because I want to fight my way against him
>he stabs my fucking head, steals my shit
Jesus Christ learn the rules.
>>332489117
>someone obviously didn't play demon souls
lol wut
Demons Souls was full of people just being as big a douchebag as possible. It was great.
>>332489117
>Rules
>>332489248
That would imply that he's restating himself after a first time though.
anyone have the "you may have won the game of gta" screen?
>and a few am radio stations
gets me everytime
>faggots that ruin the fun in games by using cheap, boring and repetitive tactics to win
Even team killers are better than you
>>332489379
>Bought Demon Souls last year
>Joined the party late
At least I still can find a few soul signs to help me with bosses.
>>332489117
Reminds me of this scene:
https://youtu.be/SZSFpeLEAok?t=3m19s
>>332489281
What an amazing comparison anon, hat's off to your sound logic and such.
How does one become this retarded? Did you actually get dropped on your head or are you just completely shitfaced right now?
>>332487312
>armchair psycologist without a single competitive bone in his body
lmao kys
>>332489686
He was clearly joking you autistic fuck
>>332489693
>Unironically using the phrase armchair-psychologist
I tip my fedora to you my man! Let us discuss those damnable pseudo-intellectuals while we're at it!
>>332489686
You know I'm right.
>>332489686
Found the retard who gets mad that people don't bow to him
>autists gets destroyed in pvp
>sends a butthurt message like the person who just rekt him isn't going to enjoy the delicious tears
>person cracks up and saves message as a trophy
I'll never get why people bother to try telling people off like that after they just had their ass handed to them. They just keep getting more pissed with each message while the person who killed them keeps laughing even more. This happens until the shitter gets so BTFO he signs offline. 9 times out of 10. Just doing it to themselves.
>>332489686
>How does one become this retarded? Did you actually get dropped on your head or are you just completely shitfaced right now?
Let me guess. You've sent this message to someone who didn't bow to you before?
>>332489773
>Act like a retard
>Get called out
>H-he was j-joking!
Uhuh, cool story bruh.
>>332489779
You'd be right that this idea of honor is retarded, doesn't make your comparison any less moronic.
Someone told me not to chainsaw people on Gears of War 2. I am a humble player.
>>332489693
I just don't understand how its possible to get so mad at a game, games are for fun
I mean if it's someone repeatedly killing or harassing you just quit and go to a different match/server/whatever and report them
>play Xenoverse
>get bored with main character
>make a joke character that's level 1 and only uses body swap
>play PvP with it
>some little kid starts messaging me getting extremely mad for not being able to saiyan spam
Xenoverse 2 when?
>>332489869
>expecting me to bow when you come to MY WORLD
GET FUCKED NIGGASIDE WAYS
If anyone speaks Ruskie, I can't tell if he's mad or not
>>332489530
>>332489801
>>332489837
Nigger I don't even play this shit, I just saw his retarded comparison and called him out. Who the fuck cares about etiquette in video games unless it's about honoring rules or prior agreements and even then fucking with people is all in good fun.
How the fuck do you even get mad over vidya, explain this shit to me, I hail from ye olde ultima online where this sort of fuckery was common as shit and the answer to it was either backing off or doing them worse, verbal spaghetti dropping about muh honor and such bollocks was too juvenile even then.
>>332489890
>go chainsaw only at a public event
>top of the scoreboard
laughs were had
>>332490003
Jesus I feel like no matter how pissed off I was I would have calmed down by the time it took me to think up and type all that shit.
I got this playing Ace Combat: Infinity. I think I was using an F-18 or an Su-34, nothing too crazy even.
I wish I save all those rage pms I had when I was playing as a Touch Ranger in Guild Wars 1. At least I got this while I was playing GW 2 WvW when it wasn't shit and when a Sniper build isn't nerf to death.
You are not ready for this level of anger, /v/
Nothing can prepare you
https://youtu.be/lt3WUtq9kIs
>>332487826
Look, I know I'm going to get shit on for this, but...What's a trainer? Assuming from context it gives you all gear or something?
>>332489990
See if only you'd just respond to the shit people tell you, rather than have these contrived conversations with what you imagine the person you're talking to is like you wouldn't come off as a deranged imbecile like this.
>>332489897
Like I said, you lack any form of competitiveness.
>>332490075
>I don't even play this shit
My comparison is right on spot.
I could do it better with food metaphors.
>>332490075
dude keep going these are better than some of the messages
>>332489117
I went to my friends house one night after this had happened to him and he was in hysterics. The game is okay, but DaS players are fucking psychos about some things
>>332486630
Pussy
>>332489117
>THESE ARE THE RULES AT MY HOUSE
I remember that kid well.
>>332487515
If he was that angry about invasions and kept going human, he was probably trying to summon NPCs.
>>332489778
You're right, he was being a little obtuse. I think what he meant to say was, "fucking retard". You idiot.
>>332490184
>Minecraft
You mean "nothing can prepare you for this level of autism, /v/"
>>332488379
CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA
I don't send messages but sometimes when I'm losing, I think the other person is the biggest piece of shit, doing all the cheap tactics, and after the game will probably send "git gud" afterwards.
They don't but when I do beat them it is more satisfying.
>be me a couple weeks ago
>recently got a ps3 to try out the future of vidya I missed as a poorfag college student
>My first day on Street Fighter x Tekken
>forgot to turn off fight request
>a challenger approaches
>mom get the camera for my first internet fight ever
>actually wipe the floor with them as Juri and Cammy
>pic related
I dunno, the wifi was good enough for me to win fampai
I wish I got hatemail
>>332490187
It's a file editor used to change stats and attributes.
AKA: cheating.
>>332490189
>See if only you'd just respond to the shit people tell you
>pls respond
But I did anon, and tbqh I'd laugh if you bow at a bar fight, right after breaking a bottle on your head.
>rather than have these contrived conversations with what you imagine the person you're talking to is like you wouldn't come off as a deranged imbecile like this.
>like you, you wouldn't
>implying in real life I'd go around killing and stabbing for their soul
Not sure if you're even serious anymore anon.
>>332490392
ah the classic
>>332490360
Its good for you becauze your the one lagging.
That dude has every right to rage at your nigger.net and judging from you being a poorfag you probably have poorfag internet to.
>>332490302
Right but, y'know, if he just stays hollow he wouldn't get invaded and therefore wouldn't need summons. If you need summons in solo play where you can just outlevel the statically balanced enemies, git gud.
>>332490232
Taking the words right out of my mouth buddy.
>"N-no y-you s-surely are s-somekind of h-honorfag :("
Whenever I get angry messages I just reply with "im a girl i dont know how to play this game lol" and I usually get a bunch of replies apologizing for their poor behavior and how they'd like to add me so we can train together
>>332490392
every time
>>332490302
Why not just clear out the enemies or get to the boss gate and go human there? Why chance that you might die on the way and lose your humanity again?
>>332489117
should have replied with, SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY.
>>332490360
ewww! Street Fighter x Tekken is hot garbage. Why were you even playing that instead of some other fighting game?
>>332489117
>animu girl
>I munch on nuts
Perfect
>>332490551
Because Gems Chen told me to.
>>332490420
>Still thinks I'm some kind of honorfag
>All because I called out a retarded comparison
Yup, sure is desperate grasping here.
Like I said, respond to the things you're told, not to what you're imagining the other person is like, I've said nothing to even imply I value honor in any capacity whatsoever you retarded mongoloid.
>>332490075
Not him but it's was just common place to bow before pvp in Dark Souls. It usually meant an honorable fight like no one is going to use potions or try to run.
That said you'd have to be a huge autist to get triggered by someone fucking you up while you were bowing to them. Obviously not everyone is the same and its a vs so it should just be expected someone is going to try to pull a fast one like this. I would always wait for them to bow first and then bow with them to never leave my self vulnerable to that.
Shotguns are the most skillful weapon type in any FPS
>>332490346
No dude that's what /v/ is for
>>332490551
It'sfunand it's got some of my favorite characters from my two favorite series ever. Did ya play it, anon, or are you just spouting the popular opinion?
You hear some weird expressions online
>I hope your mother dies of cancer you fucking faggot
Hearthstone is serious business.
>>332490658
>retarded comparison
You wouldn't know, you didn't play the game.
Also, you admitted that I was right.
So, I still don't know where you're trying to go.
Is there any such thing as a 'cheap kill'?
>>332490856
Back of the knee maybe?
>>332490665
Shothuhs are bestSHOTHUHS IS THE NEW LE MAYMAY PASS IT ON
>>332490831
Kicking someone off a cliff. It's objectively the cheapest kill, assuming you do it without needing any consumables. Anything else will damage your weapon/armor slightly which costs you souls, meaning kicking is the cheapest kill.
>>332490661
Thanks captain obvious, I understand the principle, it's not as if dark souls invented pvp or pvp etiquette you little shite.
But to draw some demented comparison between competitive etiquette and real life conflict is just laughable, the principle itself was never the subject here, it was the fact that the comparison was absurd.
No one over the age of 15 is going to give any shits about competitive etiquette outside of groups of people that you know and have agreements with, and to go ballistic over it is just completely ridiculous (no seriously, these people need fucking help, it's disturbingly dysfunctional)
>>332490831
Putting SLAMs on the staircases in H2LDM. people blindly run up them and get blown up every single time. never gets old.
>>332490831
Obviously you shit cunt
>>332490160
My only ragemail is from AC:I, and the person accused me of hacking. Even all I did was just do well enough to top score.
>>332490831
Nope, only children who grew up on participation ribbons and safe spaces
>>332489154
Shouldn't have needed someone to tell you to become straight, faggot.
>>332489379
>Scraping spear
>Baby's nail
>Poison cloud
>Stormruler
>Soulsuck
Fun times, I don't remember if I got any messages for it but another fun thing to do is pretend to be a friendly red and kill all the enemies in the level till the reach the fog gate, then you backstab them and kill them, it's best to do that on a level with no easy shortcuts.
>>332485574
There's something about rocket league that brings out the inner salt in people.
The best part is if you hit somebody while going quite fast, they explode. It's USUALLY a waste to do this but couple with someone tilting hard and raging in chat, you can really send them over the limit and completely remove them from the game just by a few rams and spamming no problem whoops.
Then it becomes 3v2 or 2v1 as he flips his shit and rages in chat or tries to get bak at u
>>332490815
Nigger please, comparisons between online game competitive etiquette and real life scenarios are demented as fuck, don't even try this "you haven't played it so you couldn't know anything about it" bullshit as if DAS is the only competitive game in existence.
Like holy shit how much inbreeding has your lineage suffered to spawn you?
>>332485574
A while back after a match in Black Ops some guy sent me a typical hate message where he just screamed and cussed,called me a nigger and accused me of using a lagswitch...I don't even know what the fuck a lagswitch is.
>>332490831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SczwZZjo3xo
Nope, if it happens to me, I laugh and attempt to do something similar or more creative.
>>332489996
That's basically «Go fuck yourself», so yeah. He's mad.
Not really hate mail, more like shit talking in game.
>Playing Black Ops Gun Game
>Decide to go knife only for the match cause I'm a fucking tool
>These two dude bros getting all pissed and shit
>"This kid fucking sucks. I bet that's why he's knifing cause he sucks."
>"He's probably 10 or something."
>Ok fuccboi
>Next match, get ahead by like 12 weapons and win the match
>Turn on mic
>About to talk shit right there
>They both fucking leave before I can get a word in
Way to be lame.
If you're gonna talk shit, you better commit.
>>332490968
You're a cunt that ruins fun, kys.
>>332486305
I just played tf2 for the first time in 4 years. I did extremely well as a scout and only died once in 3 games since the other team sucked huge dick. I got kicked by my own team for hacking. Never again.
>>332490535
Dark souls 1 retard
>>332485574
I was playing Halo 3 on my friends level 50 account and someone sent me a message after the game saying "How much did you pay for you 50?"
Had a good laugh.
>>332490723
I played it. I got for full price on day one like an idiot. I honestly gave it a chance but the online line was laggy as hell and the I thought the combo system was boring. Also all the dlc shit Capcom pulled didn't really rubbed me the wrong way
>>332490464
Well yeah, my point was that he was bad. Only really, really bad players send hate mail anyway.
>>332490535
You can only return to human form at bonfires. It's kind of a risk/reward thing, but the reward definitely outweighs the risk since it's actually usually quite easy to make the run to the boss fog alive, assuming you don't have horrible luck and get invaded constantly.
this never happened to me yet but anyone have a girl character or avatar and you get a message.....
>>332489996
He is mad. He proposes you to fuck yourself in the ass
>>332491025
Anon please calm down. Don't get upset.
Here have a lolipop.or do I have to bow first?
>>332488748
are you onlyafro
>>332490003
God damnit I just realized that I will never see my WoT rage screenshots due to a HDD failure... FUCk all we would do is fuck with people and purposely lose games, great times. People would get super mad because I had 1600 wn8 and my platoonmate had 2300 and we camped the back if every map in t10 heavies firing HE
>>332491090
I have fun, that's all that matters. My friends and I only play co-op games together or stay on the same team.
It's not mean or angry, but certainly the oddest message aive ever recieved.. My PSN tag has to do with Kevin Harvick being my favorite racecar driver.
I just.. Wasnt expecting that.. I expected spam, random hatemail, just something other than that..
>tfw Im actually gay too
>>332491238
>Unironically posting "y-you m-mad b-bro?"
Wew lad, you sure told me!
>>332491261
n-no
>>332491305
>turn left: the sport
WHY
>>332490202
Not true, I'm all about destroying shitters and would probably attack the retard who decides to bow before a fight as well
I just don't get mad enough when I lose to angrily message someone, that's retarded and useless
>>332490775
i bet you are one of those people who uses tier 1 ranked decks in casual
>>332491515
But you know I'm right.
>>332491305
I was watching the last couple of laps of last weeks race and thinking "man it would be neat if Jimmie Johnson won, he has the superman themed car, the movie is right around the corner , but he's like in 13th with 5 laps to go" then caution happened on the like the last lap and he won.
Sometimes I think that "sport" is rigged to create last lap excitement.
>>332491821
Why the fuck wouldn't you
Play to win you faggot.
>>332491218
>>332491078
Alright, cool, thanks. Why are Ruskies always asses to play with?
>>332491852
"WWE"-Kurt Busch
>>332491886
>play to win
>in casual
>>332491305
Who fucking names themselves iloveGAYSandCUM9
I just don't get it
to be fair, what he says is true if I remember right
still mad tho
>>332491980
Presumably someone who loves gays and cum.
>>332491661
We're all just playing turn left the sport, if you really think about it
>played some guy in MKX named TheBoss(something or other)
>kick his ass in like 9 rounds
>message him
>"I guess im Big Boss now"
>get reply
>"fuck you"
>>332491994
>>332491886
>literally a matchmaking playlist for the explicit purpose of not playing to win
>why wouldn't you play to win?
Are you an actual retard?Wait, you're playing hearthstone and pretending it has any sort of competitive depth to it, you are.
>>332491843
I suppose what matters is that you believe it, anon.
In all honesty though how much of a faggot do you need to be to play some kind of watchman over people's emotions on the internet, and how much of a narcissistic git do you need to be to put such stock in your own delusions.
I suppose you're in the right thread for it, at least.
>>332491969
>don't try your hardest so I can win
>>332491994
>tfw killing them as rogue in their capital city
>you follow them where they try to level up
>kill them again
>try to mount
>kill
>they log out
>log in with another char just to msg you
those were the golden tiems
>all these souls posts
lel
it really is the perfect game for griefing
>>332492181
>Some faggot with his bodyguard in STV
>Bodyguard is obviously bored as shit, kills everyone who gets close, kills me once
>Spend hours camping his faggot protege as a low level rogue while he desperately tries and fails to protect him
Those were the best times.
>>332492398
It, like minecraft, is full of children and autists that rage like this over video games.
Says something about the souls series.
>>332492398
>"I hope all children u have r miscarried or deformed"
This is just such a weirdly specific thing to say to someone.
>>332492102
Oh man
I missed the days of genuine internet toughguys being retarded everywhere
I once got a guy to stop playing for an entire round of Tribes: Ascend CTF just to type an invective filled rant about me using an Auto and occupying the enemy base in a random CTF server.
Honorshitters were the best to crunch. You could always taste the slat when they went for their frantic groundpounds.
>>332489996
Ahhhh, coh2. Mostly a good time but holy fuck there are some rattling arseholes floating around.
>>332490514
More or sauce pls
>First playthrough of Das1, getting annihilated at anal rodeo, last humanity I have
>invaded by some guy with an obvious PVP build while I have my mindless "gee whiz a new videogame" BKS/Elite Knight build
>Spam a few Estus Flasks but get wrecked anyway
>Has the fucking gall to message me with "hi i don't know if you knew but it's generally frowned upon to heal during duels, thanks!"
I was pretty fucking salty.He offered to give me some humanity after I told him I was just trying to play the game but muh pride
Well, I've been a twinking Dickwraith in DaS, so I got some (Justified) hate mail for that, but I can't remember any of it.
Playing CoD4 1v1, I got a message like "Why don't you grow a dick and some fucking balls and stop being a camping bitch". I wasn't even really camping.
anyone ever received a message of the other person greentexting
>am a grill, minding my own business, playin vidya
>get hatemail saying 'I bet your just a fat loser guy playing pretend as a girl'
>send message saying 'wanna see pic of pussy?'
>'oh fuck yeah i do sorry for being rude blah blah blah'
>send pic of his dead ass
>laugh for the rest of the day
Seeing a surprising lack of Eve Online posts in this thread, I don't have a habit of taking sceens but my time in that game taught me that there is such a high level of salt it's absurd.
>>332492102
>im goin out with girls that look like jessica alba you're getting martha stewart shit
I once got a message saying ''My mom is a voodoo priestess from Haiti, I'm gonna get her to curse the shit out of you'' after I beat someone in Smackdown vs raw 2010I've had bad luck ever since
>>332492825
I'll take "things that never happened, cool story bro" Maury.
>>332491980
The previous 8 numbers were taken.
>>332492758
>honorfags
I seriously cannot stand that shit. If I'm invading you or vice versa, theres no holds barred.
What's the nicest message you've ever received?
>>332492967
Alex Trebek hosts Jeopardy anon, not Maury
>>332492921
Serves you right faggot for picking a fight with a Haitian voodoo priestess son. You should have begged for forgiveness.
>those plebs that invite you to their group after you stomp them
>>332493070
I'm not about to expect honor from people as that shit is retarded, but beating someone honorably especially when they're dishonorable is the best shit you'll ever get.
Been playing this kind of shit for too long to get any kicks out of dumping on people or just "winning", if I'm not good enough to win honorably when what's the point, I'm clearly not good enough yet, the kind of personal victory from self-improvement is much more satisfying that some shallow win over an internet nobody.
>sitting in Painted World being constantly, CONSTANTLY invaded by this one darkmoon
>after killing him a bunch he sends me a hate filled message of how he just wants his ears and I need to fuck out already
>leave a bunch of ears on the ground next to the bridge
>he invades again
>this time he doesn't come up the stairs
>get this big apology/thank you message
>>332493121
Probably this one
>>332493121
Someone thanking me for repeatedly helping him with Kalameet. That was one of my best online experiences. Sometimes I died first, sometimes he did, but we kept going at it until we got him. I helped him cut off the tail, too.
>>332489686
Are you an actual retard?
>>332493338
>name on PSN is Dr_WallaceBreen
>Get a message after a Sony Smash Bros match
>>332493302
Dawww anon that's really sweet. Ohio pic was perfect choice too. I'm proud of you anon.
>I will never be good enough at Souls PVP to get fanmail without twinking
>>332493459
This will be amazing, tell me dearie what even lead you to post this drivel? What image of me have you conjured up in your pretty little head, what clownish strawman are you starting a conversation with?
>>332489379
ANTI MAGIC FIELD
PURE LAG FEST
>>332493421
My first time down in the abyss, I had a try like twenty times at Manus helping this caster and I fucked up over and over. I suspect that he just gave up each time I died because he was clearly experienced. I finally learned to simply block a magic attack which was giving me trouble and the fight became no problem.
>>332493464
I felt kinda bad when this guy complimented my taste when all I did was cosplay a character from another game.
>going through the catacombs with a friend
>get to the part where you drop down to meet the blacksmith to get invaded
>the other person spends 15 minutes looking for us and me and the invader are just sending messages at this point
>finally finds us and declares it by dropping very good things on us
>offers to leave me alone but I say we'll fight him
>we drop down and I take the front with a shield and spear combo while my friend used his mass int to soul spear 2 shot him
>MFW we smited one of the nicest guys i've met in darksouls
>>332493532
>Make the scummiest build I can think of in Bloodborne
>Invade in the Nightmare of Mensis and hide behind the frenzy
>"lol nice job. i hope u have a nice day"
Why?
>>332493459
Yes, yes I am an actual real live retard and my retard wifes son is typing this out for me since I'm so god Damned stupid. 9/11 was an inside job.
>>332493553
So you are a retard. Ok.
>>332493796
Well. knowing is half the battle.
>>332493807
Good post mate, well done.
>>332493753
U jackass stop laughing you
>>332492564
Do you really? Just sign up to SL and go into sex sims, particularly dom/sub themed ones. Plenty of internet tough guys there.
>>332489996
He is
Here's the translation:
"Do something with your ass
Yeah, with your ass
Fucker"
>>332493871
GI JOE!!!!!
>>332486746
Dicker slut?
>>332492825
Real or not I'm gonna tell my friends this joke, funny shit.
>>332491661
Being american, I grew up on it. It was my entryway to motor-racing, now that Im older, I love basically every kind
>still cant quit nascar tho I know it's trash
>>332491852
I dont doubt it's rigged at this point. Brian France is a businessman first, and a dictator second. He molds the sport to what he wants it to be. They'll make a good Mill off of Jimmie's Superman merch now.
>>332491980
I figured it was a joje/throwaway account, ala expecting nothing but spam, since PSN back then required no money to make an onlone account
>this happened in like 2009. My tag also includes my love for Bobby Labonte, thus it has a '71' in it. My turnleft bros will understand the kinda age on that
>>332492921
You can't be serious.
>>332494402
I wish it was extremely rigged, Jeff Gordon would have won his last race and a championship. Unless that would have been too obvious.
Now I feel like playing pic related, I remember nascar 2003 was really fun.
>>332490184
>>332491090
>>332490514
THICCCCCCC
>>332495323
I like how he was both mean and kind enough to give you a wallpaper
>>332495106
>>332495323
I really should play more multiplayer games on my PS4, I only have old shit from my Vita because I never owned a PS4
>>332494731
If there were no Chase system, Gordon would be a 6-time Champ. Johnson would have three, Harvick would have two, Edwards would have two..
Also, pic related is what Im playing now. This and Thunder 2003/2004 for xbox/ps2 are the best Nascar games ever made for console
>>332490184
holy shit this has to be the most autistic fucking thing i have ever witnessed. then again,
>minecraft
>>332495627
Never owned a PS3*
fuck it's already 2:30 why am I still up
>>332494731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4WiyxXpyZc
>>332492102
you expect me to read all of this shit?
>>332490184
Let's read the comments to see what the context for this horrendous sperg-out could be:
>Kid set up a trap on a multiplayer server, and went onto forums to invite people to come and play with him. When people appear, he leads them into a trap he's built that kills them without any hope of escape, and then (here's the really fun bit) he keeps their severed heads and displays them on the walls of his house.
>The freakiest bit is that when the admin starts breaking open the kid's chests, they are FULL of heads, so this kid has done this to HUNDREDS of people (a large chest holds 54 items, and I counted at least six chests, so that's 300+ victims). He's a digital serial killer, basically, and probably in training to become a real one in a few years.
>The admin had the ability to turn invisible, fly, teleport, and make himself invulnerable to damage, which was what made the kid go nuts in the first half of the video.
>In the second half, the admin gets sick of trying to talk sense to the kid, so he starts wrecking his stuff, deleting his whole house and breaking his items. Instead of realising he was in deep shit and actually trying to beg forgiveness, the kid just got angrier. Ultimately, he banned him, resulting in that final primal scream. Deeply, deeply disturbing.
Jesus creeping fuck, /v/.
Minecraft: not even once.
>>332495821
well you replied an hour later so you could have in the time between that post and yours
>>332485574
lol look at all the beta coward faggot fuck players looking for peer support on being beta coward faggot fuck players.
You guys are scrubs and thus the reason people send messages to shit on you.
>>332488887
yes.
All from ranked Tekken Tag 2
<spoiler>I'm not even that good</spoiler>
>>332488495
>Peeve
That's a fucking blast from the past, goddamn
>>332496093
>King
Well I can see why they're mad
>>332496093
><spoiler>
what are they calling you a coward anon?
>>332495675
It's probably staged, the guy who made the video has a different youtube account(he's a ruskie naturally) and he has shitload of those videos(exact same thing, just different houses) where he invites some kid to live with him(this one got cut to the meaty part), then as soon as he leaves he turns on invisibility and kid starts stealing everything then they talk shit and he bans the kid.
First time i saw it i though it was legit but after skipping through more of those there's just something fake about it, especially how kids, in essence, always say the same shit with 75% chance of
>imma call an admin on you say you steal my shit
>oh lol im that admin banned bye
I mean, i can imagine him recording that shit in return for giving those kids some items or something. His videos have plenty of views so i am sure he makes something from it.
>>332495848
Sounds like the admin is a dick
Minecraft servers with any rules are the worst, give me destruction, looting, killing, on a server with 20+ people and the game is actually fun.
Building a hidden base deep underground, ambushing travelers, finding abandoned bases and searching for hidden chests, hearing someone break the glass and enter your base, forming a group and working together against other groups, having huge wars and doing stealth runs to demolish enemy crops and bases. Fucking god tier.
Too bad like 99% of minecraft shit is "no killing or stealing, and you can only build in your allowed plot of land."
>>332496251
Not him but there is nothing more satisfying than grappling the fuck out of someone as king
