the fuck is wrong with japan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
gonna exercise now
>>332355486
>no cute loli jockeys to ride on their backs
DROPPED
dat Sonic running
Where's the game?
It looks like Idolmaster, but better.
>and you will never play it
>inb4 Barneyfag
>>332355486
Japan does it again! How do they do it?
i want to fuck those horses
>>332355486
Japonies 2016 confirmed???
>>332355486
What's the gameplay like?
>>332355486
>this is Japan's answer to the MLP craze
>people will bet real money on horse waifu racing
>Japan will develop a sexual fascination with horses
The end times are upon us. There is no God, save yourselves.
>>332355486
>white artists will do pony versions of each girl
>>332356231
DIE YOU DEGENERATE BARNEYFAG, THAT'S ACTUALLY A HUMANIZED VERSION OF RICK JAMES WEARING A RAINBOW DASH WIG IN THE REFLECTION OF THAT MIRROR ON THE BOTTOM LEFT
>>332355486
I'm pretty sure this is mobile and japan-only, so there's nothing interesting around here...
>>332355486
Japan is truly a mysterious and magical place. What will those crazy bastards come up with next?
>>332355486
I love Japan.
Period.
>>332355486
WTF? I hate japan now!
that looks rad af
>>332355486
I am now neutral towards Japan.
They better all have foot long penises.At least the porn, anyway
>>332355486
For some reason the tails make me uncomfortable. Those cliche characters are hilarious though.
cool
hopefully it overtakes shitty boatgirls in popularity.
boatfags have ruined doujins
>>332357270
>All horses are male
I think I heard about this on a podcast a couple of weeks ago.
God bless those crazy 11s
>>332357554
>he doesn't dream of foot long feminine penises gaping his asshole
What a faggot
inb4 the japan horse is inexplicably the best because of some ancient japanese training/diet/magic and all of the other horse girls are just there literally trying to bang her tits
As a Kentuckian if there isn't at least a kentucky horse girl i'll be salty
>>332357519
Don't say stuff like that, senpai.
>>332357554
Horse Futa, Anon.
>people see a horse or anything horse-like
>whoa... surely It must be related to MLP
I hope you don't do that.
>>332357724
Is that a Boat Slut (male)?
>>332357724
That reminds me, must see if there's some Battlestations mods to paint them on the sides of their respective ships.
This just makes me miss the Japan World Cup betting simulator. That shit was fucking great, too bad it's been dead for years already.
Why?
Like, you could already make a school 100m dash club or whatever game.
People in real life run for sport.
Why do they need to be horses?
HAHAHA LOL
JAPAN IS SO
WEIRDDD
AM I RITE GUYS??????/??
XD
>>332357961
>error
>error
>smug level critical
>>332355486
>lesbian horses
What the fuck am I watching
MUH
U
H
>>332357860
this meme needs to end
>>332357707
this would have been so much better if they were centaur girls
>>332357845
>what are jokes
>>332357973
this one is genuinely weird though
like they could have just made them regular members of a race club, or even of a horse racing club.
Making them all human horses (and not centaurs or something that could make sense) is weird.
>take boats
>turn them into kawaii uguu anime grills
>print money
>take tanks
>put kawaii uguu anime grills in them
>print money
>take guns
>give them to kawaii uguu anime girls
>print money
>take vidya consoles
>turn them into kawaii uguu anime grills
>print money
You people aren't actually surprised they're doing this with horses now, are you?
>>332357860
Fuck off furry.
>>332358194
are they insane enough to make cute girls who are also different types of poops?
>>332356362Yes. Japan liked EQG that much, it seems.
>>332358298
Corn-chan is best grill
What am i even looking at
>>332358194
How is the boat game? I know nothing about it, I only fap to the porn.
>>332358194
Don't forget turning swords into boys
>>332358194
but they did it in a stupid way
boat sluts actually do boat jobs
kawaii anime girls drive the tanks
but making horse-girls instead of horse-riding girls who don't do anything horse-like (racing is not exclusive to horses) is stupid
>>332355486
>suddenly idols
Okay.
>They don't even act like horses
>Singing, dancing, ice skating
>It's basically just idol shit but with horse tails and some athletics thrown in
Why even the pretense with this shit.
>>332355856
>loli
it'd be shota jockeys
When do I get a game where I play as the glorious JSDF in a righteous fight for peace against an evil and barbaric group of savages?
>>332357554
>he doesn't want a foot long penis shoved up his ass
are you gay or something
>>332356539
>white
What kind of bait is this? MLP is pretty big in Japan, I'll have you know. So don't be surprised if youre glorious Japanese overlords do some of that.
>>332358194
Uppote was a failure though.
>>332358103
Sorry, Anon. I couldn't resist.Besides, someone else woulda done it anyway.
>>332358261
What he fuck does being a furry have to do with boat sluts?
god i hate anime so much i wish i were dead
>>332358658
Furry, trapshit, you're the same.
>>332358419
I seem to remember one not too long ago with cute girls kissing cute girls and the kiss turning one of them into weapons. That could just be the myriad of weebshit in my head making something out of nothing but I think that was a thing
>>332358191
It's thought out and lazy.
They can't just do a high school track , that's too generic.
But having legit jockeys would mean actually paying the animation team decent wages
to draw horses. So lets just give girls ears and (probably static) tails and ride off an animal girl fetish
>>332358194
Shit i should be doing this shit
>take monsters
>turn them into kawaii uguu anime grills
>print money
Japan figured it out
>>332358419
>Katana
>Katana
>Katana
>Katana
>tfw no cute French Rapier
>tfw no manly Scottish Claymore
>tfw no mentaly unstable Egyptian Khopesh
Goddamnit Japan.
>game is realistic
>horse girl gets critically injured and you have to help her cope with no longer being able to compete
>threatening injury or illness can take horse girl
>horse waifu has to be gelatin or glue upon death
>realistic horse waifus with random pissing in stalls, trailers, lots of farting, snot, drooling and such
Was kinda hoping for centaurs
>take cute girls
>turn them into cuter girls
>???
>>332357707
It would be a lot more interesting with centaurloligirls
>>332358763
Japan already did it with that monster musume harem
>>332358690
real talk, how long can Japan go on with this?
I mean, I like cute anime girls, but is it really feasible to continue doing things like this for the next hundred years?
>>332358745
>Furry, trapshit, you're the same
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qbTcBiSOAC
Is this yuri?
>>332358539
>grenade throw in
>does nothing at all
>room is completely intact
>no shrapnel hit anyone
>no smoke remains after 1 second
I was hoping this thread would be about Japan World Cup. I am very disappointed.
>>332358876
I know, they figured how to make money by turning anything into cute anime grills
>>332358191
It is weird, and I guess that's the point because it gets people to talk about it.
cute as fuck desu
>>332358194
Which franchise is the console one?
>>332358926
Slopping wet horsekissy
>>332355486
>not full anthro
dropped
when the fuck is japan's kemono scene going to make something besides solatorobo
>>332358539
I love the premise but god I wish it wasn't such a japan-fellating piece of shit
>>332359021
Neptunia,i think
>>332359021
Neptuina
their little sisters are the handhelds and X-Box gets no little sister so the Nintendo has twin sisters
So how long until Japan gets tired of the "cute girls with a gimmick" fad?
>>332355486
This isbeautiful
>>332358392
>liking corn-chan
confirmed for SHIT shit taste
>too lazy to animate a full centaurs
>Nope ears and butplugs
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>332359021
Nep Nep, Anon.
>>332358749
What if I told you that is a game and ecchi anime?
>>332358750
>But having legit jockeys would mean actually paying the animation team decent wages
>to draw horses. So lets just give girls ears and (probably static) tails and ride off an animal girl fetish
fucking ingenious japs
>>332359141
>fad
I remember being 12
>>332359021
neps.
>>332359065
Fuck off, furry.
>>332358926
The natural successor of MLP - Lesbianism is Magic.
>>332358191
Yes, it is weird, but not so weird to butthurt about it, anon.
>>332359219
Wait was that the one that triggered the /a/ mod a few month ago?
>>332355486
Is it just me or were they literally trying everything and waiting to see what sticks?
>animal girls
>in highschool
>with yuri
>suddenly, idolmaster
>wait, lets go back to racing
>and show all these tropes/stereotypes
>>332359378
yup
>>332359220
They created an art style based entirely on cutting corners. See: side mouths.
>>332358749
Yep, that is a thing. Valkyrie Drive. Made by the Father of Happy Boobs, Takaki.
>>332358194
Only one of those were good.
>>332355486
Uhmm.. Source?
For scien-
WHY IS A RECCOMEND YAOI.
>>332359127
Isn't there a Steam knight now too, or something?
>>332359386
Clearly
>Horse girls!
>Cute girls doing cute things!
>Yuri!
>Ice Skating!
>Idol Dancing Anime!
>>332359386
I bet this is a case of "design by committee". Someone somewhere wanted to make a game about qt girls horse-racing.
A few budget meetings later, and the result was this.
>>332358936
>Japan World Cup
GOTY
ALL YEARS
>>332359141
If you get tired of cute girls then it means you've turned gay.
>they have horse shoes on the bottom of their sneakers
why
>>332359087
>>332359127
>>332359208
>>332359271
Pretty sure Nep doesn't make as a much money as the other franchise. The newest one only sold like 16000 on launch week.
>>332358881
Theoretically they could go on for long time either throwing kawaii girls into any sports, activities, or hobbies and/or anthropomorphizing things to kawaii girls. There's no shortage of materials.
Like seriously,
>Look to what's to your right
>Make it about cute girls
>collect massive otaku money
>>332356502
there isnt any, its another VN exclusive to the PS Vita
>>332359537
Because only a huge faggot would think this doesn't look like shit.
>>332359560
Steamax?
He's stealth marketing
I take it there won't be any actual raising and care for horsegirls.
>>332359386
Yeah, while I admit the premise is just stupid enough, I have no idea what they're aiming for. "Girl horses." Okay, so they'd do stuff like race, work on farms, and catch local-town criminals maybe. Dunno where the idolmaster and a lot of that other stuff came from.
>>332355486
Wasn't this supposed to be an anime, and then they dropped it to wait and see if the game is successful enough? It looks awesome.
>>332359425
>triggered /a/ mod
Was he just another waifufag or legitimately offended by it and thought it belonged elsewhere?
>>332357973
LOOKS LIKE 2 NUKES WHERE NOT ENOUGH XD
WHAT WILL THEY THINK ABOUT NEXT?
>>332355486
>they're not actually centaurs
I hope this game flops and everyone get fired.
>>332358194
You forgot planes.
>>332359495
None of them were good. You should try watching something that's not shit once in a while.
>>332358194
So basically you're saying cute girls sell?
Stop the fucking presses!
>>332358298
>all the characters never notice or acknowledge ghostpoo-chan
>save for a few lines she's a background character now
Fucking travesty. She's the cutest.
>>332359684
What's that supposed to mean? And aren't there other male characters too?
>>332355486
>they're not even centaurs
>just girls with buttplugs running track
How autistic can anime get? This is a new low.
>>332355486
>that qt that naruto runs to the lead
HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>332359783
stop posting this faggot
>>332359659
>make a series about a group of cute girls trying to monetize moe appeal within various media
>>332359783
girls und panzer is a masterpiece you pleb
>>332359826
she would be best girl for me
>>332359495
>>332359495
>3d models
into the trash it goes, dumb gooks thinking they can be even lazier than they already are
>>332359495
That's some nice CG
>>332358539
>JAPAN CAN DO NO WRONG
>AMERICA IS THE BAD GUY
I liked the show but goddamn did it piss me off sometimes.
>The one running like a ninja loses to the one running normally
kek.
>>332355486
>kemonomimi
>""""""horses"""""
>>332359869
>wanting centaurs
I think you need to check the autism mirror.
>>332359729
Does this help you remember things?
> The bastardization of monster girls starts anew
>>332359674
What?
Really, I hope someone picks it up.
>>332359768
This manga was so odd.
>>332359729
He said it was porn, and thus shouldn't be in the "can show niples if it's part of a show" rule
>>332359685
>no killed to make glue option
>>332359442
also known as flounder face
>>332359834
yeah, Afomajix, aka affiliated marketing (the knight guy)
all the male characters are either bad guys or NPCs (like the Frost Brothers)
>>332359869
fuck off furfag
>>332359930
Whoa nigga that's getting too meta for me
>>332359729
If I remember right he went full retard saying stupid shit like 'nipples, even in ecchi animus have never been allowed on /a/ and are bannable' even though that had never been the case
Naturally, the entirety of the board crucified him, called him a faggot, Hiroshima Nagasaki got involved and it was fun for everyone. It was all over a single webm
>>332359776
>they even came up with an excuse to make sure the girls aren't allowed to wear pants
>>332359783
Nu male cuck alert. GuP is a masterpiece.
>>332360220
and thus made it pedo pandering
>>332360135
>>332360051
There's literally nothing wrong with centaurs.
It's not like are going to show their fucking genitals. They're at least more interesting than cosplay girls.
Japan's otaku focused market is literally taking an existing concept and turning everything they can into a girl. Hopefully featuring enough of them with enough different body and personality types that it'll give an idiot a boner and they'll buy it in their blood deprived state.
So what i'm saying is i'm not surprised.
>>332359817
Everyone knows that you basketball, I'm talking about putting cute girls into other completely unrelated things. In this case, horses.
>>332358936
Tell me about it
>tfw it'll never return and the only trace on the internet will be shit quality Youtube videos
H O R S E P U S S Y
>>332360294
>pedo
>>332360294
Only 2 lolis.
>>332359834
http://www.marketing-schools.org/types-of-marketing/stealth-marketing.html
theres also umio, affimojas, warechu and one villian i forgot the name of in blanc's arc.
>>332360309
Wanting them to replace humans makes you a furfag horsefucker.
>>332360220
Seriously why couldn't they wear short shorts or something?
>>332360294
I could swear one of them had huge tits
>>332359930
already done in joshiraku
or kumeta shows in general.
>>332360457
Anza=Leb
which I assumed to be a walking Gundam joke
>>332360479
>Seriously why couldn't they wear short shorts or something?
they got to pander to the pedos
>>332360509
>I could swear one of them had huge tits
they can still be lolis and have huge tits. Pic related is 14 (or 15)
>>332360479
the best part is that one of them wear spats
What if you turned cute girls into cute girls?
>>332355486
I was ok with this until the stupid arms flailing limp at the sides stupid weeb ninja running
>>332359776
No no no no no, those are cute WW2 Aces made into cute girls. Their planes just inspired the things on their legs.
If you ask nicely I'm sure someone on /a/ has the picture of Chuck Jaeger and his thoughts about his SW double.
>>332359869
>not wanting girls with buttplugs running track
If your horse breaks its leg do you have to take it out back?
>>332360593
loli is a body type m8
otherwise etna wouldn't be a loli
>>332355486
>token sand nigger shitskin
The fuck, this meme needs to die.
>>332359984
>>332360228
You're the type of people that make sure good anime isn't made. Keep throwing your clammy otaku bucks at substance-less shit, whatever makes you feel good.
>>332360127
>>332360457
So, marketing is the bad guys? That's pretty weird. I thought it would have been cool to have a Steam robot guy with the girls.
Do horses and cows have the same parts men can use for sex?
>>332360795
>I have never seen girls und panzer
>>332360814
They were justcorrupted by the real villain.You befriend them and they help you save the world, though they aren't party members.
>>332360634
That got old 5 years ago.
>>332358194
You forgot giant robots!
>>332360776
>conflating 2d with 3d
I guarantee they're all 100% japanese, even the blond with blue eyes and/or any redheads.
>>332357270
>faggots ruining things before they are even out
I really want to kill all fags.
you guys better claim your waifu now before someone else does
>>332360646
The arms thing is actually due to the retarded ninja gait (somehow extrapolated to running?). I'd explain but It's so stupid I can't even...
>not centaur girls
FUCKING DROPPED
>>332359495
memes aside is this actually good? I have pretty much zero sex drive so if it's really just cute girls then I don't really care.
>>332360925
And who was the real villain? It's not like story matter in these games anyways.
>>332360814
meh, im satisfied with umio. he's great.
>>332358539
Japan needs more anime like Angel cop where the Jews are the badguys
>>332360593
Pretty sure Seolla isn't a loli.
>>332360769
While you are right since Nowi wouldn't be a loli either, one could argue that loli is a combination of body type and mentality.
>>332360795
>it has girls so it can't be good XDDDD
Fuck off retard.
>>332360928
are those cute girls actually grenades or something?
>>332360837
you have to be 18 to post here bub
>>332360814
they are the bad guys but there is a real bad guy that is manipulating nearly every other bad guy in V-II
they become allies near the end
>>332355486
oh new touhou game
Japan horse racing game is actually fun, pic related.
For the more otaku oriented game, there's also one where you raise your horse status and race them against other player horse, It's kinda like that Initial-D / Wangan midnight game where you save your car status on card, except it have more status like RPG game and you don't need multi track drifting skill to play it.
>>332361061Uzume's dark half
>>332360106
>This manga was so odd.
What an understatement.
>>332361092
>While you are right since Nowi wouldn't be a loli either, one could argue that loli is a combination of body type and mentality.
I can agree to that.
>>332355486
Oh my fucking hell
>>332360992
>>332360058
Dozo Allygato, Hiroshima-chama
![[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 03 - Fighting A Match! (BD, 720p) [0AD70275].mkv_snapshot_15.14_[2015.04.10_07.53.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dJylRty.jpg "[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 03 - Fighting A Match! (BD, 720p) [0AD70275].mkv_snapshot_15.14_[2015.04.10_07.53.53].jpg")
>>332361053
It's a sports anime, they're cute girls just because.
>>332360795
fun facts about girls und panzer
- Not a single pantyshot in the entire show
- The school is only shown on the first chapter, only to be ditched in favor of tanks for the rest of the series
- approved by /k/ for accurately portraing tank warfare in a realistic, yet stupidly exciting and unpredictable fashion.
- one of the highest grossing anime movies in japan
- created a twitter meme called "garupan is good" in which people thought posted it ironically as it being "so bad its good" only for people to actually go watch the movie and realize its good for real, then posting said phrase on twitter, repeating the cycle.
>but it has cute girls! it must be bad!
said the guy who never watched the show.
>>332361146
Another variant, this one has physical board representation.
>>332361002
Why bother? I'm just gonna claim yours to spite you.
>>332361146
>It's kinda like that Initial-D
>Horse Racing with Eurobeat
>>332355486
>not centaurs
God dammit
>>332355486
God it looks and sounds exactLy like every other OP
>>332360795
>muh toonami shows are better
every fucking time
OH MAN
The shitposting andfutaporn will be glorious.
I can almost see it.
>>332361092
>mentality.
mentality has nothing to do with it, young children that act very mature would still count as lolis.
>>332360472
It's been scientifically proven that liking Horsepussy™ will not in fact make you a furfag. We've tested it here in our totally Nor/mlp/eople's Laboratories.
>>332358406
It's a stress simulator.
https://d2.maxfile.ro/lmabruuvqj.webm
>>332355486
That was absolutely fucking retarded and I love it.
>lol japan is so wacky xd
Fuck off retard.
>>332361053
You'd probably know after the 1st episode if you'd like it or not.
>>332361146
Is that the Derby's Owner Club?
>>332361209
>scary
Maybe if you're a fucking flaming homo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WILrehOdr0
But can I play it in a huge cabinet like Derby Owners Club?
>>332361460
>using the Toonami Strawman
fuck off /a/
Should've nuked them a little more
Fuck off weeb scum
>>332361495
>https://d2.maxfile.ro/lmabruuvqj.webm
>when boats get hit, they lose clothes
Doesn't that make you want to lose?
>>332361108
Just spoils of war.
>>332361647
>>332361569
not really tho, I watched the first episode and left the show there for 2 years.
only after noticing how lively the threads still where on /a/ I picked it up again, and at 3 episodes I Realized the show is much more than what the first episode portrays.
>>332361459
Yep it looks and sounds exactly like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvW1w1zftqI
>>332360928
you'll never join Jietai and get a slave princess of your own
>>332361738
Is this GATE?
>>332361702
>that excuse for gameplay
Man Otaku are depressing shit. Literally eating up garbage proven it has the cute girls wrapping.
>>332355486
Meanwhile Blizzardss removes this victory pose because they don´t want to offend anybody.
>>332361647
>nuked them a little
The nukes were what made them this way, anon. Radiation is a hell of a drug.
>>332361738
>real war will never be like this
They aren't even centaurs, they are literally just girls with horse tails and rabbit/cat/fox ears.
And they ice skate. When the fuck has a horse ever ice skated?
>>332361569
The first episode is pretty boring, all Miho PSTD episodes are. Episode 3 is when it becomes itneresting.
>>332361963
in which way is it not? Aside from less gangrape.
>>332361863
I remember watching that shit on locomotion ages ago
I have no idea what it was about.
>>332361595
"Star Horse" I think, there's so many of them I don't know which is which.
>Some Adores game centers offer complimentary tea and sweets to customers over age 60 before 10 a.m. Free medal game credits to customers over the age of 60 are also offered by some Adores outlets. The chain also lends out blankets, gloves for wearing while playing medal games, and, if it’s started raining while the customer is inside, umbrellas, if the customer doesn’t have one for the return home.
>Some of Konami’s latest arcade games have instructions in larger type to aid readability for senior citizens. Game instructions are also clearly indicated on the machines.
>Many game centers have installed massage chairs, and provide reading glasses to customers upon request.
Imagine chilling in comfy arcade with good services after you're retiring from job.
>>332360017
>AMERICA CAN DO NO WRONG
>X IS THE BAD GUY
Fucking fascists, at least your shitty spec-ops are still dying in Ukraine
>>332362081
There's a lot of rape in gate, maybe not african levels but red army levels for sure.
>>332355486
>mfw even Canada makes better horse cartoons than Japan
>>332355486
I dunno what I was expecting when I clicked on this video, but it wasn't this
>>332355486
I don´t know. i find this fascinating, is a mixbag of lots fo differents thing, just like Strike Witches was back in it day, is just a game or is also an anime?, i mean Kankolle got an anime i guess this could too considering how big horse racing its in japan.
>>332361702
Not really.
>>332357707
whoa, loli centaurs is something i didnt even know i wanted
got any more?
>>332361950
It won't last.
>>332355486
>Lesbian Ice-Skating Horses
I like how they arent just horses turned into cute girls. They are idols too. Japan went all out with this one.
>>332361963
Sure it is, it just more raping the natives than actually finding true love.
>>332362392
Just a smartphone game, but who knows where this could go.
>>332362606
Idols are kinda given at this point. I'll expect there's a spin-off where they're also magical girls and their familiar is a sentient sugar cube.
>>332359674
>Visual Novel
>Vita only
A fun idea completely wasted. This could have been a real game where you raise and breed cute horse girls to compete.
>>332362606
Sometimes I think most of this shit is parody. I'm wrong an awful lot. Is there a problem with self awareness there?
>>332362327
By JSDF? I doubt that, they can do no wrong, a paragon of justice
>>332362313
>TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT
