Jacket is gonna beat your ass!
Hes opening the door to your room now!
You can only pick up stuff within 5 feet of you, what do you pic up?Hotline Miami Thread
I have a wooden axe I got at the ren fair yesterday. It only takes one hit from a bat to kill Jacket so I think i'm good
Was he right?
>>332311582
I was born with thick skin
>>332311582
I was BORN with THICK SKIN!
I hope mom is ok
>>332311823
Considering the ending to 2 yes
>>332311582
>Derailing the thread on the first posts
Die
>>332315453
found the Miami Mutilator
>>332309034
I have an exacto knife, so i if Jacket is gonna kick my arse i assume he's weaponless and by the rules of the game im faster and can fuck his shit up.
>>332311582
I was born with thick skin
I'd just start playing the Hotline Miami OST on my phone. It's cannon that Jacket can't kill anyone who has the same taste in music as him.
>>332317449
Source
>a 49" flat screen
Well throwing it at him should give me enough time to sprint to my room and grab my glock
>>332317742
He only kills Russians. Russians are physically unable to enjoy techno.
>>332309034
Name a better game with worse mechanics.
>>332317967
>bad mechanics
>>332318389
It literally comes down to being an ai exploitation simulator
>>332318389
I wanna get my dick comfy in that foxes ass
>>332313394
https://youtu.be/oZjTGFeBXAY
>yfw this song
>>332311582
I was born with thick skin.
>>332318463
>>332313394
>>332318585
He's such a bright young man
>>332309034
I got a polypropylene walking stick instead of an aluminium one for this EXACT scenario.
>>332309034
>baseballcap
>pencil
>shitty 12 year old desktop
could work my computer weighs about a thousand pounds
>>332309034
Lighter and deodorant
Who /H.M Hammarin/ here
>>332311582
I was born with thick skin.
Do you guys think Biker survived after HM2, since he fled from Miami after 1? He comes back to Florida in the Bar of Broken Heroes, but that's most likely non-canon.
>>332309034
My gun?
>>332321242
He's outside the court at first trial
yes this is okay, i like this, i like it alot
>>332318585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTbo5muJ_Q
>yfw this song
biggest thing i have close at hand
>>332321480
What's her name again? Dodge Juan? Jacqette? Rolls Royce?
FUCK OFF FATHER
"..."
>>332311582
I was born with thick skin.
>>332317893
russians love techno you dumb fuck
>>332309034
Good thing I keep a fucking battle axe mounted on my wall.
>>332322280
>start to take axe off wall
>Jacket's already punched you
Good work, dingus. He'll enjoy the new ground execution.
When will the level editor community for this game be on par with nario maker
>original xbox
Assuming I can actually throw the thing Jacket is instantly gibbed
>>332317967
>>332318463
>tripfag
>shit opinion
well now
I love neighbours. Only problem I have with it is that the bikerfight isnt a seperate stage.
>>332311582
I was born with thick skin.
>>332309034
>ever being more than 5 feet away from a gun.
>Ebay guitar with probably plenty of splinter potentail
>Cheap dagger
To toss or melee.
Considerings jacket's power of resetting reality as many times as he needs this is useless.
Well, it's completely blunt but it's heavy...I'm so dead
>>332309034
Fuck yeah
Also will hmg ever make a comeback? I'm seeing Hotline threads more often which also happen to be the comfiest
>>332327168
Maybe after Midnight Animal is released.
>>332309034
A single barrel shotgun
He'll probably keep restarting until he murders me but at least I'll probably get him a couple times as long as I know he's coming
>>332327168
When it gets workshop
Reminder that
Son > Jacket > Bright Young Man > Pardo > Biker > Fans > Cuban
I've got a 2 inch flip knife, we'll see how it goes.
>>332328373
>Pardo over anyone
<--- proof
>>332329114
meant to say "pardo is a faker" in the middle
>>332329114
Thick.
>>332309034
My German Shepherd. I hear he's shit against those.
>>332311582
I was born with nanomachines son, they harden in response to physical trauma
>>332311582
I was bornIN A CROSSFIRE HURRICANEBWAH NAHH, BUH NAA NAA BUH NAH NAAAH
>>332330389
>>332311582
I was born with thick skin
>>332309034
2 knives on my desk, a heavy chair. But I'm wek as fuck so I'm dead.
