ITT: Prove that you're over 18
I was born 1991 :)
Under 18s can't do rotational symmetry?
>>332298726
This was common sense for me, when I was playing this at the age of 13-14.. So what does this prove?
The ps2 was my first console
I'm not banned
Checkmates atheists.
I own a Dreamcast
>>332300050
No, they only understand inversion centers.
>>332300050
>>332300235
I think he means to post old games?
I owned a Famicom when I was a kid and my first vidya was Circus Charlie
>>332300497
He means to post old games that belong on /vr/?
I think you're a faggot Op.
>>332298726
this was done in scenario editor because the mill is dark-age, but there is a watch tower there as well.
>>332298726
I got Halo 3 at launch
>>332300404
I really loved clocking on passer by
I was 18 six years ago
>>332300404
That game was fucking impossible for me as a kid, was I retarded or is it actually difficult?
Medal of Honor used to be THE military shooter.
I've had sex at least twice
>>332300050
The game isn't holding their hand and suggesting places to place the farm, it's obvious they'd have a mental breakdown just to place a single farm.
That's why they stick with assfaggots where you only need to worry about controlling a single unit.
The racing mission in Mafia was the most enraging moment of my adolescent life.
also I had a panic attack flying into the anomaly in starflight 2, when I was nine. It was too much for me.
>>332301165
FUCK
5 years for me
>>332301165
>I was 18, 9 years ago
okbrick game was my first handheld, loved that tank game, got a nes for my 10 birthdaystill have it and it worksgood enough?
My first MMO was Everquest. 10six if you count that as an MMO.
The Commodore 64 was my first gaming experience. This game was amazing.
>>332301165
>I've spent more time after being eighteen than before
>I still don't feel any better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVhcnBiob0
>shit at everything but LG and Rocketlauncher
>people spend entire matches just trying to keep me from getting one of those
>once I get it it's game over
>only beaten by much better rocket launcherbros, checkpoints, and smart GL usage
I'd play but I keep getting wrecked, I just don't have the time or energy to get back into it
Getting older sucks, /v/.
I was 18 and although also virgin, happy, 5 years ago
warcraft 3 frozen throne.jpg
>>332301384
>open the box
>opaque black paper glasses
>you're supposed to wear them if things get too scary
>the empty baggie
>contains a microscopic fleet of warships to help you if the game gets too hard
Kids today have no idea about how cool games were back in the day.
>>332301165
7 years here.
Man, was I a fucking idiot.
I can bridge to rail nine out of ten times.
I love parallax scrolling
>>332298726
SURE BLAME IT ON YOUR ISP!
How about this? released like a month before I was born. Still play this game like every day.
Capcom used to make fighting games other than Street Fighter and crossovers.
>>332301671
>that comic
fucking ouch, right in my almost successful feels :c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I075dM_AZ2g
Fite me young'uns.
>>332298726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn2B0hU1IGM
also enjoyed north and south
>>332298726
My first RPG
PLayed the fuck out of this as both raptor and human
>Rex couldnt fucking touch me when I turned on my turbo for my genesis pad
also had the Terminator game, the phantasm, and mortal kombat.
At one point, the most capable PC in my house was a Pentium 2 that struggled to run Comanche 3 Gold at 30fps.
Also, you could tell when someone was watching something because you could hear the screen whining from several rooms over.
flaregun and improvised flamethrower a best
>>332301963
fuck forgot my pic
>>332298726
I used to have LAN parties playing SWAT 4 with ma bros
>>332301918
The power up narrator sounds so very, very bored.
>>332300050
The game doesn't present you with the most optimal approach, or funnel you into it, it just gives you problems and asks you to solve them to the best of your ability, for you, not an achievement, or a gold star, or a killstreak, but because it does what you need it to, its good enough for you, and it doesn't bug or correct you if you stray from the path looking for new strategies.
My laser satellites are now powering up. I intend to test them on you first, Commander! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Super mario 64 came out on my birthday, my first console was the gamecube, Halo 2 is my favorite FPS and FFXIII was my first final fantasy.
The ps2 was overrated and all of its games played exactly the same.
>>332298726
First vidya I played was Daggerfall and Doom
>>332298726
i'm not giving my dick pics so easily
This game had a bloody brilliant story.
>>332302026
Played through this again recently, finished it just today. It is actually as good as I remember it being.
>>332301671
My first Call of Duty was Modern Warfare 2.
>>332302142
>Anyone mentions Warzone 2100
>Someone else must play it again
Welp, I needed another strategy recently anyway.
>there are faggots who think this franchise was always about giant ants
>>332301165
12 here... and I am already deteriorating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3R3oiM6-6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv_rz9eFjC0
I remember shareware
>>332301165
Me 10 years ago. Holy shit, how time flies.
I still have my Neverhood cd rom
>Man I bet millennials can't finish this game
>Realise I probably couldn't either
JUST
>>332301173
It's balls to the walls difficult. I mean, yeah. City builder games have always had a difficulty curve but for some reason Ceasar 3 took that shit to the extreme. I played the shit out of Pharaoh but when it came to Ceasar I couldn't even complete the first few maps.
>>332302790
fucking nobody could beat that game. Shit got rediculous after a while. Remeber that level that was named 'it looks more complicated than it is' where it was all that nonsense that can be resolved with a lemming blocker, and then they thought it was so fucking funny to make you traverse the whole of it towards the end of the game?
Yeah, fuck Lemmings.
Remember when Call of duty was good?
>>332302760
2008. I had a moment the other day talking to my girlfriend about something that happened back then and it struck me that 2008 was eight fucking years ago.
>>332301165
>wow there are people that old still browsing 4chan
>count back to my 18th
>6 years also
>...
>>332302513
>Earth Defense Force
>EDF
Fuck off EDF shill.
>>332302790
>Realise I probably couldn't either
Because you are also a millenial, unless you're a fourty years old gramps.
>>332302894
Call of duty with never good Medal of Honor was superior.
>>332301165
5 years ago.
It's all going to go by so quickly isn't it?
>>332302894
No, I only played Medal of Honor and BF1942.
>>332302939
>24
>Old
Spotted the baby
>>332302939
>tfw I'm almost 28 and I've been on 4chan for more than 10 years
Kill me now
I bet none of you faggots have played this shit before
>>332301165
Same
JUST
>>332298726
How's this?
>>332298726
I just turned 20 today.
Snes was my baby's firstbut I'm 18.
>>332303102
The Bomberman 64 games were pretty cool
>>332301165
2 years here, get fucked gramps
>>332303150
Constructor? God damn, that brings back memories.
Time will tell, soon or later time will tell...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0 it's burned into my brain
>it's another "/v/ has no concept of the passage of time" thread
>>332301165
15.....man , time passes really quick, i miss the old /b
>>332300824
Or it's on fortress.
>>332303148
>27
>Have a career
>A home
>I still come here
I dont know anymore. I'm also trading my 2ds in for a N3DS today. I dont think I'll ever grow out of this.
â–²
▲▲
>>332302894
Call of Duty singleplayer was always scripted on rails bullshit that's trying too hard to be cinematic
At least the first one was a proper PC game and hadn't fallen for the regenerating health meme yet
>>332298726
I won't be 19 until May though
>>332301165
Been 12 years for me... oh god!!!
>>332303148
I hate this. Go into an old fag thread people talking about when they got here three years ago. I'm like 'fuck been here since 2005.' Dumbasses think I'm bragging, don't realize no should be here longer than a decade.
>>332303150
Shit, I remember how my mate brought me a bootleg disk with "crime games collection" on it, Kingpin, some shitty RPG game about punks and your pic, "Collector" or something like that, right?
>>332303306
/b/ was always crap. Old /b/ was very Reddity
this game was my childhood :^)
I'm 26. Been on this shitty site for 10 years.
>>332298726
>>332301165
>5 years
>6 years
>wow I'm so old
8 years reporting in, dont feel old yet. Stop saying youre old if youre barely in your 20s
>>332301772
It's the little things, man.
>>332301165
I can't remember how many new years and birthdays I've spent with 4chan anymore
>>332301165
Oh fuck you I just realized it's been 5
This game was Farcry before Farcry even existed
>>332301620
this one for me
it's like arcade ETS2 but 27 years older
>>332302336
Great Game.
>>332303409
I played that back when I lived in the middle east, everything there was a bootleg at that point. I wouldn't know.
Apparently this game goes by 3 different names depending on the region where you live.
>First games
>Jazz Jackrabbit
>DOOM
>Commander Keen
>Descent
Do I get an oldfag badge or do I need to be pre- DOS?
>>332303681
>Welcome to my abode friend
>You have boarded a helicopter
>>332303681
That game was so fucking hard, I never had any idea what the fuck I was doing.
Did it get a more modern remake?
>>332303639
I want to hug the bubblewrap dog
One of my favorites
>>332303939
Nice, don't see the Shining series mentioned too much.
>>332303332
If you're getting Hyrule Warriors, I hope you enjoy it.
Anybody else remember this game?
>>332300404
>Young
>Playing Caesar III
>"we need more plebs"
>Whats happening what are plebs
>Stop playing
>>332298726
i sometimes wake up in the middle of the night with the sound of dial-up in my ears
Daggerfall is my favorite game and is the best TESFight me
I played thisand finished it
I learned how to spell by playing Hugo's House of Horrors and Jungle of Doom.
>>332303862
Nah I don't believe so. I watched a longplay of it on youtube recently and the entire game is a series of fetch quests, games were so much enjoyable when I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.
>tfw will never be young and dumb again, only dumb
>>332304261
me too. Ending felt abrupt to me, but I liked it. Sad that the sequel was jank as hell.
Fuck X-Cum with its ayyy lmaos. This is still the best game of the genre.
>>332301165
8 years here
>you started college 8 years ago
>you finished it 3 years ago
>you´ll be a wizard in 4 years
I was born in the USSR.
>>332301165
Eight.
Being a virgin doesn't bother me anymore.
>>332303572
This. 10 years for me and I feel better than I did at 17...
Granted, I was a chubby kid back then, but still.
>>332298726
The rightmost side of a farm (from the topmost, to the rightmost, then to the bottom so an L shape) in AoE II is the most useless because villagers do not use it, leaving the remaining 2x2 (starting from the leftmost square) the only part used.
>>332304349
They were fun times, none of this learning as you go, tutorial sections or hand holding, just blind bafflement and the nagging thought that if you'd not got this game from that kid at school you might have a manual to guide you through this shit.
>>332301165
coming up to seven years ago.
>>332298726
You're outnumbered Marshall.
>>332304456I've a GF though
>>332301165
2 years under my belt.
I beat jedi outcast without a guide on release.
Man those levels are fucking awesome, they might seem confusing but really they just encourage you to explore everything.
>>332304660
Where are you Marshall?
>>332298726
I can remember when Sonic Adventure was good.
>>332301165
>ahaha look at this old ma-
>realize it's the same for me
we still have time, right?
This was the first game I ever played.
NES was my first console.
>>332301165
9 years now. I feel old, but I don't want it. I have had a serious struggle with illness that destroyed my heart, kidneys, and liver. My brain doesn't think correctly anymore(I think the term most people say is brain fog). I feel like I'm 90. If any of you fucking assholes here are still healthy and EVER think of doing something, just fucking do it. Trust me. I was in peak form until 20 and now I can barely get up. Don't you dare waste your fucking lives. Do what makes you happy. Take a trip somewhere. Please do it for me. All of you.
got all yall beat
rare cloud comin through
>>332301165
I was 18 ten years ago
>>332304665
I amgay
>>332300404
you have a fine taste my friend
other than that, does that count as "old" game?
>>332298726
Those farms look like shit
I have, on multiple occasions, been forced to use a decoder wheel to play a PC game.
>>332301165
>will turn 27 in may
ILM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dv5UlxQwjELabyrinth was my favorite stage
>>332305279
>being this cancerous
of course only /v/ would check if everyone's 18. and of course, /v/ will remain as the most reddit board in 4chan for 2nd straight year, beating out /co/ yet again
>tfw you rented this and never finished it
I was born in 94 and my first game was Pokemon Yellow
>>332298726
My first console was original NES.
>>332298726
People born 1998 turn 18 this year.
Wehich means they would be lucky to br able to comprehend pre-2004 games fucko.
probably put 100+ hours into this game
Niggers aren't people so they don't deserve rights.
>>332301671
Fuck. I was depressed before reading that.
>>332305736
Is that a fucking urinal? Wanna stab the fuck who made that, don't care if they're just shells.
My mom used to leave my controller unplugged to trick me into thinking I was playing. One time I realized it, got my mom to plug it in, and the played so poorly that I started to cry.
>>332305495
>Videogames will never be this hard again
Why even continue living?
>>332298726
My first console was the PS1.
>>332305076
Doesn't that make you a warlock instead of a wizard?
>>332305768
>Learned how to play the card game through this
>Recently replay this, think "Man, wonder what the cards are like now, 16 years later"
>Dust off my old deck that I copied card for card from my GBC in game deck
>Shit is off the wall insane
>>332306149
My brother's did this to me once but I didn't realize until years later. Nowadays I'm the king of vidya in my familyI don't want this crown.
>>332298726
>having farms around granary
lmao just fuck my villagers up senpai
>>332304421
Well, the game did have sci-fi mode with the whatchamacallits.
>>332302629
See you in two years, kiddo.
Battlefield 1942 was THE BOMB!
it still is for me
>>332301165
My 10 year channiversary is next month.
And now I make video games at a famous game company in Japan.
What am I doing with my life.
War and Peace was fun.
>>332298726
I got a Gameboy Color when I was five years old.
It had Woody Woodpecker and Super Mario Bros Deluxe, and I dropped Mario into a bucket of bleach a couple weeks after, and it still worked until it got stolen.
I got back Woody Woodpecker though.
>>332306283
is that good?
>>332304184
http://plebs.ytmnd.com/
>>332306535
I dunno. How do you feel about summoning saytrs with 15 inch dongs?
>>332298726
>prove that you can google "pc games 1995 to 2000"
>>332306520
I hated just how quickly units would due to hunger there. But I absolutely loved the animations and functions you could see workers perform.
>>332298726
I remember watching the music video for Californication on MTV and thinking that a game of the same graphical power and gameplay freedom would never come out.
The first vidya I played was Missile Command.
>>332306732
>never ever
Oh how hard I underestimated technology.
>>332302026
First game i buy with my own money
Still got the cd
Pestis Cruento best song
>>332306335
What game is this?
It looks Silent Storm based
This is a Brazilian Spectrum clone, my first console before getting a Nes. For some reason my father had 2 of these, I have no idea where I put there other one though.
My 18th birthday was last year, and i spent it alone
Figure I'll ask here:
Looking for a game. PC. RTS. You started out as an alien race settling. The opening cinematic was some aliens researching some new species that breaks out, and snaps the alien scientist neck.
The units almost reminded me of a bipedal zerg thing. Anyone help me out here? I havent played it in maybe 17 years
>>332306617
seems nice
>>332301173
It's really fucking difficult after the tutorial maps
I recently downloaded to try and answer that same question and boy is this a hard fucking game, had to study city grids on some 90s website
us oldfags amirite guys?
>>332304360
There was a sequel?
Name?
I'm 33, have a career, home and car but no friends, so I come here. Not that I could ever leave, anyway.
>>332307095
oh shit, I remember that game
was that associated with encarta encyclopedia, or did I just happen to encounter them at around the same time?
>>332301165
>turned 18 two months ago
get fucked
>>332306862
Hammer and Sickle maybe ?
>>332303241
Happy birthday anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOqP3wj2x14
>>332307171
It came with on an Encarta cd
>>332307171
It was part of Encarta, yes.
>>332306862
Google search says Жecть.
I would not go into Images if I were you though.
>>332305296
Max Payne?
>>332303939
My negro. Shining Force was the tits
>>332306732
Same here. When I saw FF8 had a part where you actually controll your character during a cut scene (spider robot on dallet) I was fucking blow away. Now I see kids screaming
>FUCKING TOE CLIPPED IN STAIRS
>59 FPS? GARBAGE
>THAT CLOUD IS COPY+PASTE
Fucking people need to relax. I have no idea if we have plateaued or not in visuals, but holy the jump in graphics 15 years ago was incredibly.
>>332301823
Nuttin' like 30+ Big Bertha cannons firing at once.....
>>332306949
>mfw that Chumbawamba song
>mfw i'm prolly the only human that rememer Chumbawamba
Ahh fresh meat!
>>332304421
I still play it every few months1.13 + CosDB + IoVbest combo.
>>332306319
Sauce?
SO HERE'S THIS GIANT ENEMY CRAB
>>332307621
Literally all of asspee knows about it because all they play is fifa.
>>332306063
It was a city project where people donated old SNES games that will later become "art"
>>332298726
Am I supposed to know what game that is since I'm over 18? Because I don't.
>>332307702
Rrrrriiiiiddddge Raaaaaacer!
These four games was what my youth primarily consisted of, at least until Diablo, Command & Conquer, Warcraft 2 and Dungeon Keeper were released.
>>332307871
ONE MIRRION TROOPS
>>332298726
AoE 2 has always spurned my autism with how Mills will always fuck up farm placement.
Also who /nes/ here
I will body anyone in this thread in AvP2 as a Predator using any weapon you choose, or all of them in order if you like.
I'm 30.
There hasn't been a good MMORPG since Ultima Online. Please stop trying.
Skyrim is an absolutely awful game.
Bethesda are so bad at what they do that I completely avoided Fallout 4.
Fallout 3 was a disgrace to the franchise, complete abomination when standing next to the great Fallout 2.
Half-Life is the best FPS ever made, hands down.
People who like Bioshock Infinite have never played Half-Life 2.
People who like Bioshock have never played System Shock 2.
Sony has undoubtedly won every console generation.
Nintendo has done nothing right since the SNES except for the DS.
Bloodborne is the absolute best "Souls" game. From Software demonstrated they are the masters of atmosphere and understated storytelling.
Fighting/Racing/Sports, the trifecta of absolute shit games.
Overall, Japanese games are of better quality, especially in the 2010s.
Persona 4 is way better than Persona 3. The cast of characters in 4 alone puts it on top. Yukiko is the worst girl as well.
>>332304184
Kek
>>332308057
>Sony has undoubtedly won every console generation.
Except for that one time that the Wii utterly dominated everyone?
>Prove that you're over 18
"ahhhhhhh, fresh meat"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACfLF4jHryU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLC-zIFdN04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHf22UhCnVE
This is one of my favorite vidya soundtracks. Only the Amiga version of it, though.
Who else fucked up their eyesight playing original game boy at night. Choplifters was my jam.
>>332308057
I liked Bioshock and also liked System shock
>Persona warrior
>Likes Larry
your age will never justify your shit taste old man
back in my day, furries had 4 tits
>>332308057
Is Half-Life better than System Shock 2 though?
waiting for that system shock 1 remake coming
>>332298726
I cannot stand people who look at their cellphones all the time. In the train, in their car, on their bike. It makes me sick. I also miss cycling with gramps through the countryside. He has never been able to show any happiness since grandma and dad died. Except for those short moments where we sat down to rest, at an old oak tree they used to take us to for picnics. Feels bad being an orphaned24 year old. I miss you grampa.
>>332308170
>Diablo 3 came out over 18 years ago
>Warlords of Draenor came out over 18 years ago
>Dota 2 came out over 18 years ago
>>332307808
"art"?
More like "~~~~~~~~~~~art~~~~~~~~~~"-like-lite
>>332308291
I can only see 2 champ
>>332301165
I was 18 eight years ago. Wow. Fuck you, man. I was NOT asking for these feels.
>>332298726
That shit was so good to play on my first pc. Too bad I lost original floppy
>>332308418
I can see three.
>>332308457
Do you idiots not remember how old you are or something?
>>332308326
>tfw cant focus on vidya in trains and cars
>always shaking around like a crack addict instead
#Only2000sKidsRemember
Seriously though, I was born in 96, so I don't remember much of the 90s. Like, when the 90s Are All That came out on Nickelodeon, I didn't know who Kenan, Kel, or Clarissa were. I was 10 when I first read Merry Band of Idiots in 2006. So, am I a "90s kid" or a "2000s kid"?
>>332304993
This reads like something out of a fucking Paulo Coelho book. Go to hell, faget.
>there are people on /v/ younger than ~25
No wonder there are so many ignorant memeloving retards.
This shit was way ahead of its time.
>>332301165
I was 18 three years ago.
>>332308530
No need to be namecalling us.
I didn't play video games until I was 12 because video games looked shit until the mid ps2 years to me
>>332308057
You had me until Yukiko, sure she is a badly done Japanese beauty but I'd still tear through that ass, also Jap voices were superior can't win in this situation.
>>332308285
Face it, bozo, neo-Persona is every bit as good as any other megaten game
>>332308596
Obviously a 2000's kid.
>>332308057
People who like Half Life 2 never played Half Life.
Persona is dogshit and mainline SMT games are better in every way.
>>332306949
that's a really shitty football game on the N64
ISSD64 was way better even though it was still shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhGMftEyGDM
>>332303060
Remember when Medal of Honor was good?