Daily reminder that Link could've stopped an entire war by just GIVING CIA THE DICK.
You can't just "give her the dick"
Link isn't a dirty memer, he has standards. He wouldn't lower himself to givingCIAhisbig guy.
>>332175702
You gave me a meme overdose, anon.
If he fucked her, he would have become like her.
Link has to remain as seemingly gay as possible or the fangirls will commit bukkake.
>>332175839
>bukkake.
Um. I think you mean sashimi.
>>332176392
He obviously meant suzuki
>>332176481
Sudoku
>>332175839
>>332176392
>>332176481
It's tatami, you uncultured buffoons.
You don't fuck crazy, anon, especially not crazy hopped up on the Triforce of Power.
CIA?
The war started before Link even knew she existed. She didn't even lust after that Link in particular, rather the whole concept of the "Hero in Green" and didn't even seem to know that there was one currently alive.
>>332176802
She only went crazy because he wouldn't GIVE HER THE DICK.
He never had the opportunity to.
It'd be like if you do something heroic in real life and the story gets picked up by a national newspaper, and some girl across the country reads about you and thinks you're incredible.
Then three months later she's shooting up the office you work at because you never fucked her despite how much she loved you, despite you not even being aware of her existence.
>>332176730
Excuse me, you swine. It's clearly known as 'Watashi Waru' which means 'suicide of the moon lord'. Get fucked
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>332176392
>>332176481
>>332176687
>>332176730
ok so what does he actually means like seriously
>>332175839
>>332177271
SHE.
WASN'T.
CRAZY.
TO.
BEGIN.
WITH.
SHE.
ONLY.
WENT.
CRAZY.
BECAUSE.
HE.
WOULDN'T.
GIVE.
HER.
THE.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
>>332176863
She never really asked for it. She just sat at home looking into her stalker orb until she went crazy.
>>332177361
Seppuku.
>>332177384
>stalker orb
You mean Link-O-Vision.
>>332177384
C'mon. If link had offered to tap that ass you really think she'd say no?
>>332178183
Link could've prevented an entire war and saved countless lives just by jamming it in balls-deep.
Link is the true villain of Hyrule Warriors.
>>332177379
The crazy was always there, anon. Crazy doesn't just pop up like that.
>>332177379
Okay, calm down Cia
>>332178271
IKR. I mean I see why he didn't do it. Cause she'd stay with him like a case of the evil clap. But still.
>>332177379
>Link never met her before she was crazy
>It's his fault
>>332178183
>he thinks men just go around offering to fuck women they know
Link is a big guy.
>>332178549
>he thinks Link couldn't be a real pimp if he wanted.
Link could literally swim in pussy if he wanted anon.
>>332178549
He didn't even know her.
>>332175569
Shes hot damn.
Never played any link game ,dont tell me she dies. I hate when it happens and you cant do anything about it.
I always liked that you could convice main antagonists to join you or save them with the power of love.
>>332175569
Zelda, Ruto and Lana wouldbhave had a shit fit.
>>332178880
Fuck off, stop shilling your garbage comic here
>>332177379
I wonder who's behind this post
>>332175569
And why would I want them?
How did she have multiple statues of the various incarnations of Link in her castle
>>332179491
Love makes you do crazy things
>>332179174
Fuck off faggot.
>>332179491
if she's the guardian of the triforce and stuff, she's probably immortal.
immortal people sometimes get bored and learn new skills.
like sculpting, for example.or she just magic'd them into existence
>>332179491
Dimensional travel and time travel, remember?
>>332179626
Here is the joke and where are the nipples?
>cia dies
>lana doesn't stop existing
>>332179712
why do you guys think he didnt fuck her?
>>332179902
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>332179969
nigga unless you got some paparazzi level evidence it did not indeed occur.
>>332179902
maybe cause cia didn't actually die
>>332180075
she fucking dies at the end asking lana what's it like knowing you're standing 5 feet away from the guy who will never bone you
>>332180151
and comes back in legends
try to keep up mate we've known this for months
>>332180314
>that shared look of lust
>>332180426
>look of lust
>look
>LOOK
WHERE'S THE BEEF
>>332180426
>lusting after yourself
talk about narcissistic
>>332176730
no it's lung wah with fried rice, you eggrolls!
