What games did you get for birthday?
My woman got me Senran Kagura Estival Versus and Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 for Easter. She's fucking great.
>>332136836
Is she fat? Can you post pictures of her?
All his friends are behind the camera right?
>>332136906
she's a qt once you get to know her
>>332136906
No and no.
from the thumbnail i thought the candles read '27'
whew
>>332137012
Well at least you don't have to worry about adultery.
My brother got me Ass Creed 3 for Christmas the year it came out. I appreciate what he tried to do, but jesus fuck what a terrible game
>>332136704
None. Last vidya gift I got was Strange Journey, Chirstmas of '14.
Great gift/game.
Pic related was one of my first N64 gifts. I cherish this game.
>>332136704
I don't understand why anyone in that position ever takes a photo of a moment like this, let alone post it on the internet
>>332139174
because unless you rolled a shit family they will cherish any moment spent with you no matter how much of a loser you are
>>332139174
what is wrong celebrating your birthday with the people you love and love you?
dumb mericans want to get drunk at every moment in their pitiful lifes
>>332139174
>>332139454
I'm 24 and my mom insists I live at home with her until I graduate college. I've talked multiple times about living on my own and she says it just makes more sense to live at home at this point in my life.
Since both my older siblings moved out, then moved back home for a couple years at this age I guess that's what she's thinking about.
>>332139454
>mfw my family is too good for me
>>332139739
Why the fuck would you want to move out during college? You have a free place to stay FFS use it.
>>332139454
>>332139549
>>332139739
No, I mean he looks depressed andkind ofalone on his birthday. Why did they think it was a good picture?
>>332139739
it's free rent, stay
>>332139838
I don't really know. All my friends live on their own so I feel like I'm behind. But whatever, just means I have extra spending money.
>turning 21 this year
>mention how I want to go to Vegas
>don't say anything about the brothels
>ohh anon that soundshe fun!
>yeah son that sounds like a great time
>they buy tickets for them and me to see a magician and take a tour
>3 nights in a cheap 2 room hotel with two bedroomswith you parents
>they planned the whole trip out and I won't have a moment to myself
God dammit I want to get LAID
>>332136704
As far as actual presents that were videogames, i remember getting Bomberman Hero one year and Lego Racers (n64) one year. Great times
>>332140059
Top kek
>>332136704
>tfw this will be me soon
I'm thinking of just going away for a couple of days and show up later on when the heat dies down. I'm just trying to toss up whether I should rent a hotel room somewhere or take up residence in this old abandoned house that I have been eyeing up for the past few months. I just can't bear the shame of being a complete screw up in the eyes on such a day.
>>332140059
You COULD just tell them you're going off on your own for an afternoon.
>>332139549
>people you love and love you
that probably isnt the case here
So what you niggas have never spent your b day by yourself before? I mean this shit happens as you get older.
>>332136704
>tfw 22 this year and not doing anything with my life
>>332140059
While in Amsterdam I was talking about visiting the red light district but my family talked me out of it, saying that I shouldn't lose my virginity to a whore. If I wasn't a virgin they would have said go for it but not as my first time.
I'm still salty about it.
>>332140059
>not winning big on the slots with your mami
>not getting a shared lapdance alongside papi
>not cherishing every moment with your parents because one day they may not be there.
>>332140059
get a job and move out you fucking loser
make some money and plan your own trips with friends, otherwise just rely on mommy and daddy for kuck trips like this
>>332140413
iktfb
>all these people whining about their parents
I fucking wish I had parents, let alone parents who would care enough about me to have a birthday party for me.
>>332140413
Sucks, huh?
>>332140059
just order a hooker to your room. they wont know you didnt just pick up a girl. unless they are weirdos that dont want you to have sex with women or something.
>>332140448
>people that play slots
Even in pokemon it wasn't that fun
Birthdays stopped being relevant at all to me after age 22.
My last five birthdays have just came and went like any other day without anyone noticing.
>>332140537
>hes adopted
>>332136936
I fucking hope so man, I feel like crying at the pic. That is depressing bloody hell - is loneliness a problem for young people? I can see my self with no friends when I am 40-50 but at 20 I had so many friends - bloody hell son!
>>332140413
it's only too late if you never start, anon
>>332140413
I am a 29 year old NEET with very few friends and money. catch up bro I am wining lol... :(
>>332140624
Not even. Both parents were dead by the time I was 2. My relatives say they cared about me, but obviously I never got to know them.
>>332140716
>but at 20 I had so many friends - bloody hell son!
Geez thanks for making me feel great about myself there anon. Fuck off normie
>>332140059
top kek
I bought Ghost Trick three days after my birthday this year.
Just picked up a CIB Earth Defense Force for SNES today, so you could say that's my Easter gift to myself.
Somewhat related I guess but does anyone else here have parents who are persistent on having grandchildren?
>mom has told me she wants grandchildren from me
>don't want kids and she told me that's how everyone is at first and that I'll change my mind
>it's a lost cause even if I wanted kids since no gf ever
>she knows this since she has told me for years that I can bring a girl home any time I want
>>332136704
>people always post birthday shit like this and say it's sad
>everyone in my family gets a cake on their birthday and blows out candles no matter how old they are
Everyone from my 80 year old grandmother to my cousin who's been married twice with 2 kids. Every year they blow out candles
Are you supposed to stop when you become an "adult" or something
>>332136936
I never invited friends to birthday parties or anything. Mostly I just forgot to and I'd rather just hang out with my family anyway.
Friends exhaust me.
>>332140448
My parents got addicted to meth, lost everything we ever had and landed is homeless living on the street when I was a kid, and me and my sister ended up in foster care. When I was about 16 and they'd cleaned uo, my mom was talking to me about it and flat out blamed me and my sister for it. Yes, she blames her 5 and 7 year old kids for her drug addiction and homelessness.
Needless to say cherishing time with them is a challenge.
>>332136704
Birthdays are such pointless and trivial happenings. I have never received a present or a party thrown at my behalf and I'm doing better than most so I honestly have no clue why people even celebrate them.
>>332140413
Let me give you youngfags a rundown of what will happen IF you don't turn into a normalfag, and why the feels your're feeling now will pale in comparison to what is to come.
18-20: high school is over and you don't feel like doing shit, That's okay though, you need time to find yourself, or thats what you tell your family. Meanwhile, everyone else is heading off to college, trade school, the oil fields or wherever the fuck. You feel that you're falling behind in the race, but can still safely ignore these feel.
21-23: maybe you tried the college thing and dropped out or got fired from your job for being an autist. Everyone else is now earning degrees and advancing in their careers while you haven't an inch since high school. The last minute oanic becomes palpable. Your family is getting concerned, but they still delude themselves into thinking you're a late bloomer. Of course you haven't had any significant human contact for the last 5 years, so where the fuck would you bloom now?
24-26: how did everyone suddenly get married? tfw no gf kind of loses meaning as it seems like all potential gfs already got hitched. Meanwhile, there's a huge crater in your resume and the only jobs you can get are handed out every morning in front of the Home Depot to illegal aliens. Family dealings are either marked by awkward silence or fiece accusations. Your former hobbies increasingly lose attractiveness and even watching a new anime or playing a game feel like too much effort. You still get your hopes sometimes for turning your life around, but invariably, these aspirations get crushed under the merciless jackboot of the normalfag world.
>tfw this is going to be my birthday this year just like it was last year and the year before that and the year before that
>it will be next years birthday as well
Fuck video games.
>>332140605
For me that was 18, never really cared about it after I got my drivers license.
>>332141027
27-29: at this point, your're pretty sure your family hates you and tolerates your presence like you tolerate the presence of gnats in the summer. A decade of solitary confinment and self-loathing consume you and you've become a fledging alcoholic or prescription drug junkie to deal with them. At this point, you don't even care about gfs or even a job anymore; all you want is for someone to be proud of you for once in your fucking life, but as you chug your ninth beer for the day, you realize that even this minor achievement is the prerogative of normalfags.
30+: doom.
>>332140913
>birthday celebration
>look of defeat in his eyes
>nobody there, not even family celebrating with him
Blowing candles is normal, its just the guys tragically depressed lonely face.
>>332140827
It is not about having that many friends though... I mean the guy looks depressed and sad as well - where do you see yourself in 15 years? honestly?
>>332141025
>Being a Jehovah's Witness
Really?
>>332141136
Ann Heero
>>332141136
Dead.
>>332140059
I know how you feel. My mom wants to take me to Vegas on my 21st birthday and will even get me escorts if I want.
im not even into that partying shit either but she even offered me around $3,000 to spend too.
>>332141027
that's why the answer is going full 24/7 into a hobby (luckily making vidya o webdev), so you can live freelance and avoid being a normalfag and deal daily with them.
>>332136704
>tfw used to laugh at this picture when I was 18
>turning 21 in 4 months with no friends
Fuck man it hurts
>Used to being alone birthday, never tell people about it so they don't know.
>Last year friends turn up whilst I'm messing about with a new PC build.
>GET IN THE CAR FAGGOT WE'RE GOING TO GET HIGH AS FUCK FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Would've been alot more touching if they hadn't shouted it through the door and my parents were like 4 feet away from me.
>my mom basically bought friends for my 11th(?) birthday
>made cards a shit that we'd be going to chuck E cheeses and they'd all get like 5 dollars in coins or some shit
>still only had a few kids show up
After that point I just said fuck it and stopped bothering
post more sad birthday pics
>>332140583
>free drinks
>minimal losses
slots are best when your bankroll is low but you still want to get shithoused
>tfw my last birthday was just me and my mom sitting at the table and eating some cake
I tried inviting some of my family since I don't have friends but they said they were busy
>>332141027
>>332141115
that sounds terrible, I want to avoid that
>>332141445
Did you at least fug her as thanks for cake?
/v/ when did you realize you were not destined to be a normalfag?
>"Anon likes you!"
>"Eww..."
>>332140413
same
what am i doing here
>>332141436
play blackjack that doesnt have a minimum you get more attention from the waitresses.
>>332141283
Its more common than you think.
Only girls and huge normies (like bro-dudes) get huge celebrations.
We knew it was my friends birthday but he basically didn't want to do anything apart from watch star wars since he's been busy with his job and an accounting first.
>>332136704
gf got me my new3dsxl and majoras mask 3d!
>>332141497
ur probably ugly then bro hahahah
>>332141495
My mom is pretty cute but I wouldn't fug her
Got lots of games way back, Battle Network, Smash Bros, even Shadow the Hedgehog.
Haven't asked for a video game as a gift since I was like 15 though and actually got a part-time job to fuel my hobby, 21 now.
Steel Reign. It was some bargain bin tank game for the PS1. It was fucking garbage.
>>332141608
Post mom
>>332141497
>Anon likes you!
>Who?
>>332141027
>>332141115
you sound like a huge retard lol
Last year, I got Serious Sam 3: BFE, Luftrausers, and Rocket League.
>>332141497
When I still socialise with people but don't feel any meaningful connection.
We go out to clubs but I don't enjoy it. I just go because I don't want to lose contact with them.
I've went to parties and got on with people well but I still don't have that spark that makes me like someone.
I've had girls show interest with me but I've never pursued it out of sheer laziness. Although that may be a deeper issue since I've never wanked either.
>>332141737
>We go out to clubs but I don't enjoy it. I just go because I don't want to lose contact with them.
I can get behind that in a big way,
I kinda gave up at life.
28. I'm ordering helium when I make it to wizard status.
I can't into socialization. I'm fairly good looking, people rate a solid 7/10, 8 if I added more muscle.
But I can't stand people/do the small things/endure friendships. I am a bit of an ass in personality too, being trying to tame it but I can't.
Bitter old dude, here I come. At least I havedrugs.games
>>332141497
>"Hey anon does this girl look hot to you"
>"Sure I guess so, she looks pretty good."
>"HAHAH THAT'S A BOY ANON"
And nothing of value was lost.
>>332141497
When I stopped growing at 5'4.
My self esteem is unrecoverably low. I don't even really care anymore. I've accepted my fate.
>>332141497
>"broooooo come drink with us and get laid LMFAO"
>"nah fuck that shit"
>tfw would rather sit home and play videogames
>>332141878
Were you by chance locked in a closet or kidnapped for half your life?
>>332136704
my birthday is next saturday and this is going to be me. Minus the cake and the old lady.
>>332141027
>tfw 25 this year>select all the drinks
>>332141701
>>332141497
>Okay Sarah, your partner is Anon
>"Who?"
>Right behind you
>Entire class laughs
Wish I was making this shit up
>>332141842
Half of them either bash MDMA or smoke weed til their brains die.
Its kind of tiring.
Only one guy I know still plays games on skype with me.
The others are too stoned/chewing their jaw off or bitching about how much work he has for his new job despite the fact he just uses his spare time retardedly.
>>332140059
i dunno man you shouldn't lose your virginity to some whoore, i had that oportunity when i was 16 and i turned it down to get some sweet innocent 16 year old pus. If you work to better yourself you can get some homegrown sex from someone who doesnt take 30 dicks a day
>>332141968
No. Are you trying to insult me? I'm honestly not even sure what you're getting at here.
Do I know you?
>still live with parents
>have job
>parents don't mind me living here
>if I had to I could just get an apartment and work for myself
>afraid to leave my parents alone with each other
>Tfw you can't find friends that just want to hang out and get drunk/high and play vidya
>Everyone wants to go out to shows or the bar
>Or have house parties with like 15 people
>Tfw your chilling friends are straightedge and won't get silly
>>332141497
>all these faglords going on about school
Doesn't mean shit anymore familia, stop thinking about it.
>>332136704
When I turned 7 or 8 my dad came home with the SNES from holiday. That was definitely the best present I got. Even better than the high class escort my friends got me for my 23rd.
>>332141878
5'4 is the perfect height for a cute trap
>>332141737
>We go out to clubs but I don't enjoy it.
Me neither. Bars are fun though, and I have like 4 friends that I share some meaningful connection.
I've never pursued girls out of fear. The one time that I tried, I got rejected. Also, panic disorder doesn't help.
>>332141878
MANLET!Try Trapping.
>>332142098
If you're not blessed by good genes, or start off early you're just gonna be an ugly dude in a wig.
>My birthday is 3 weeks from now
>I'm turning 20
>mfw I'm already at the point of no return
>>332141978
>tfw 25 as of saturday
just drinking, thats all i have
>>332141497
When I haven't had a friend since 16.
>>332141497
When I became friends with a girl I had a crush on and I realized I'm too boring and out of shape to think I'd have any shot with her and I don't have the motivation to change myself
>>332141878
Are you girly? I'll be your boyfriend, Anon.
>>332141467
Pretty much me up to the 24-26 stage, so yes can confirm this is what happens. After that my 27th I got my act together, got a job and moved outta my parents place. All that new anime and vidya feels that much more better when you're a normie.
>>332141271
That never works, can confirm. What usually happens is that you try to make a career out of it, realize that work sucks and spend several months never interacting with something you used to love.
>>332141878
6'4" here. Don't feel too bad, being tall isn't guaranteed success.haha just kidding, chicks dig it and people respect you. I don't have everything worked out, but at least I'm not a manlet.
>>332141115
>>332141027
25 year old male who lives with his parents here.
I've been working at the same minimum wage job for about 6 years now. This was after taking about two years off after high school to do nothing. I pay my parents 450$ a month and other than the 40$ I pay for my half of the internet bill and my 35$ phone bill the rest of my pay goes into the bank. I'm currently in the midst of learning to drive and am in level 2 carpentry at my local college. It's a single 4 hour class a week deal and I work full time.
I'm slowly attempting to get my life back on track, but I got lucky and only have a video game addiction, and I'm even growing out of that since all I do is play FFXIV and Heroes of the Storm. I did recently buy Hyrule legends for my N3DS though and am waiting for my 50% off CD code for Dark Souls 3 to come when the game launches.
In the end I hope to pass my level 2 course (we're learning to make stairs, last month we built a roof) and perhaps take level 3, and use these certificates to get an apprenticeship in carpentry or roofing. But my main obsticle right now is that I still need to get my G2, which i won't be able to get till around September thanks to the 3 months I get to skip for taking a driving course.
The longest journey begins with the first step. Don't give up.
>Grandma who basically raised me died recently
>that crushing realization that parts of your old life are fading away and you can't stop it
I miss her a lot /v/
>>332141878
I'm 5'5. Can I use being a spic as an excuse for this or am I screwed regardless?
>25th birthday
>go to hooker because I promised myself that if I made it to 25 a kissless virgin I would just pay for it
>didnt fap for weeks
>still had a hard time getting hard
>didnt cum
Heh
>>332141976
>go to denny's
>get a free breakfast
>>332142109
I've had one girlfriend and it ended with a resounding meh.
Both from me and her, I just didn't care. After we had sex the first time (which I didn't really enjoy) I just felt no real desire to speak to her that much. Just because I realised we had nothing in common, our senses of humour were different, etc.
Plus I had to talk to her constantly otherwise she'd get upset.
I just can't handle contact with someone for longer than a day without having time to myself. Otherwise I'll start hating them til they get out my face.
Applies to friends as well, stayed at theirs for a 4 day drinking binge and I felt like I hated their guts by the end but was fine after a day's rest.
>tfw exhausted from depression for the past 4 years and lost all my friends because low energy
fuck.
>>332142317
Fuck this hits home
I'm not even ugly, I know I'd be pretty damn attractive if I wasn't a fat fuck.
>>332141497
when girls laugh at you in the bus
>>332141978
>25 this year
>still useless
I know that feel.
>>332136704
>21
>next couple of weeks
>tfw just going to go right for my end game and not give a shit about what happens after that.
Its going to be a good next couple of months friends, I can't wait.
>>332142067
how old are you?
>>332142239
If you make an effort to have a nice body, you can eventually whore enough money for plastic surgery and hormones. It's the only option for a 5'4" male.
>>332142476
Just how fat are you?
>>332140605
It's been like that since 18 for me, just another day to everyone else
>>332142317
>tfw a girl likes you
>>332142357
Good luck with all that, anon.
I feel like most people in your position would've given up by now
>>332142378
I mean, you can use it as an excuse but it doesn't change that you're still a spic manlet.I would know, I'm one too ;_;
>That feel when I havent had a birthday party in 4 years
>No gifts, just a call from mom and my brothers
>Only last year some of my coworkers noticed (people Ive been working with for 3 years)
Surprisingly good. I hate the attention.
>>332142635
>tfw a girl likes you
>likes
>you
I don't really know this feeling anon can you describe it to me?
>>332142573
220
Luckily I'm broad shouldered so I don't look like completely disgusting.
>>332142265
I want to ask you to be friends, but I know I'd just close the chat window after an hour of awkward silence then delete you a month later.
>Tfw that friend you grew with and shared traits with turned out to be a normie
Got Xenoblade Chronicles X last year
>be tall, good-looking, but quiet, senior
>people tell me I always look serious/depressed
>no GF in a long while
>want to focus on art
>often too focused to realize that someone's flirting with me
I keep telling myself that next time, I'll be more open, but usually I stay closed OR there's no "next time." Betting everything on college, I'm fearful that things might not change
Why is everyone a complete failure in some way or another
>>332141027
Almost 22 here and going through pretty rough times. College sucks and can't find work atm. Considering just ending it if shit doesn't get on track for me in the next year or so. Like, I'm not really depressed, but there really isn't any point in living a life of failure and dissapointment for potentially 60+ more years. I've had my fun I suppose, i'd be content with it.
>>332142635
>Got hit on by 5/10 a while back
>No idea where my appearance is compared to hers
>Didn't even know how to react
>>332136836
Really, because those aren't very good games.
>>332142476
I know that feel. I'm not even too fat, just fat enough for it to be "too fat". May as well off myself.
>>332142752
>tfw they got laid before you did
>>332142476
>I know I'd be pretty damn attractive if I wasn't a fat fuck.
All fat guys say that. No you wouldn't.
>>332142564
Nah. As I've said, I have accepted my fate of eternal tfw no gf
All I care about is making money now.
>>332141497
>high school English class
>fairly cute short blonde girl sitting in front of me
>becomes obvious very quickly she has a crush on me
>always trying to find excuses to turn back around so she can look at me
>winks at me
>tries to make some dumb jokes with me
>fuck I can't let a girl in my life
>one time, she just stares at me with a huge smile on her face
>no fucking social skills fuck how do I react girls have cooties fuck
>just give her an ice cold poker face until she turns away
>never bothered me again
>>332141497
When I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome.
>>332142752
Why couldn't it have been me instead?
>>332141027
Just turned 21 earlier this month. Holy shit it's all true, are you a witch?
>>332140059
anon, if you're still here.
I'm a security officer at one of the casinos here in vegas.
first off. hookers are fucking everywhere. we kick them out left and right but new ones keep coming in every hour. so you should be good if you want to get one.
honestly just sit at a fucking bar alone after hours which means past 1AM and they will come to you.
The majority of them are black but there are white ones here and there. Asian hookers are the hardest to find. they are very professional unlike white and black hookers. they usually only go to people for in-calls through a service.
but it's easy to spot them. they all usually have a tattoo either on their leg/thigh or shoulder, about half of them wear the heels you would usually expect but the other half not. most of them wear dresses but they won't stand out (unless so, but you will know)
anyway. when you do get them in the room don't fucking let them get out of your sight. seriously they do what we call "trick roll" basically they tell idiots to get "ready" in the bathroom while they get ready and they take whatever the fuck they find, money/phones/tablets/whatever of value and leave before you get out. it's annoying as fuck to deal with that shit and at the end of the day we just tell you people to not be fucking retards next time.
anyway if you want more info hit me up but usually how we spot them is the tattoo that's their "brand"
>>332142823Do it anonI'll be with you soon so you won't be lonesome ever again.
>birthday coming up
>parents tell me its okay to invite some friends over this time, they'll help clean up the house
>>332142830
hopeless. any time a girl gives you the time of day you need to try your best to get dat shit. you cant be picky anymore anon.
>>332142875
But you don't know me anon
>>332142959
hahaha
>>332142635
>tfw a fat girl likes you
>>332136704
My parents would get me the newest Myst game whenever they were released, which was always in the fall. Though they didn't get me five because I'd already moved out by then.
>>332141497
>got hugged by a variety of girls in elementary school
>think i'm a boss
>eventually realize they dare each other to hug the guys they find particularly ugly/creepy
It was all down hill from there. At this point I avoid interacting with women outside of a professional context as much as humanly possible.
>>332143012
uhhhhhh
>>332141984
>Get assigned a partners project on college
>My partner is a girl who has taken class with me since kindergarten
>"I'm sorry, how was your name?"
>Told her my first and second surname
>"No, I meant your first name"
My only friends in middle school stopped talking to me in highschool. I do not get it. We all loved videogames, films and television and we where all the same, even after highschool, but they all stopped talking to me, I do not get it. I was not "that guy" or was the kid who stank or was retarded or anything.
>>332142357
God speed young carpenter, 25 is nothing
>>332142863
>Finish high school
>Go to uni while a bunch of my friends become neets
>Several of them get gfs while I'm still a kissess virgin
If I don't end up making more money than them I don't know what I'm doing with my life
>>332142357
It's gonna feel good to be a normie.
>>332136704
>Its a suicidal depression thread
I've been waiting all week for this shit.
Money's tight for me at the moment, so my Mum offered to buy me the R&C reboot for my birthday coming up next month.
>>332143056
If that's true I am sorry
>>332142752
>they are doing well in life
>fulfilling your old aspirations
>doing everything you wanted to do
>still know this even though I haven't talked to them in years because of how well they're doing spreads through the grape vine to my family
at least I'm not politically blind as my cuck oldfriends
>>332143012
That happened to me once in middle school
>"anon, do you like me?"
>"No"
>"Why not?"
chat ended there
>>332142635
>>332143012
>group of friends who are all girls
>it's always the fat and/or ugly one
>reject her
>all of her friends, who are much better looking than her, get mad at you for it
You can't win.
>>332143012
>tfw aTHICKgirl likes you
>april 7th b-day
>april 9th when games coming out
This is one of the games im getting
>tired of life
>urge to go out in a blaze of glory
Fuck, I'm seriously thinking about donning a mask and costume and fighting crime. Supposedly, my city has a high crime rate so why not? I don't care about what happens to me anymore. I just want to have some excitement in my life. What do you guys think?
>>332141025
>I have never received a present or a party thrown at my behalf
I don't think you're doing better than most... O mean if you include the third world then sure...
>>332143258
Your gonna die fast faggot
>>332143012
Even worst when a mentally disabled girl likes you
>>332143258
You wouldn't be the first anon.
>>332143012
>she drops the weight and gets hot later
i dun goofed
>>332143000
Alright, you're a special snowflake. Whatever you say, fatty.
>>332142357
>25
>learning to drive
>>332143258
You'll die in a puddle of pathetic-ism rather than a blaze of glory.
>>332143230
>Happened to me
>Still drove her away because she was a "DUDE, WEED" stoner
I'm scared guys, my 20th birthday is next month and all my friends have jobs and can never hang out. I don't want to be alone ;_;
>>332142957
Don't worry anon, at this rate I will. Like I'm going to school to be an art teacher and I mean, realistically, that'll never work. Don't really have any skills outside of that so it seems like the only logical choice is to just give up unless I want to be the type of asshole that works fast food his whole life and loses all his friends/never had any. Fuck that shit man.
2 years ago my parents told me they were getting a divorce about a week before my 20th birthday. To top it all off, the lady at the Kroger who wrote on my cake fucked up hard.
>>332143378
I'm 21 and have never even been in the driver's seat.
But I do live in NYC, where owning a car is a pain in the ass.
>>332142954
>anyway if you want more info hit me up
whats your phone number
>>332142887
>All I care about is making money now.
Buy a wig or grow your hair out. Wear stripy stockings and a girl's top. Make a minimal effort to act or sound girly. Play video games and stream them online with a small, grainy face cam and a large Donate button. Trap streamers are in right now.
>>332143354
You must've thought about that come back for a long time, huh anon?
>>332140986
Nah, fuck those degenerate cunts. Just because they are family doesn't mean they deserve respect, and fuck anyone who says differently. If you want to give them a chance and respect them, by all means, but shitstains like that are not entitled to it.
At least these guys had someone there to take pictures of them.
Ive spent the last 5 birthdays working until midnight then going home to sleep alone
>>332143346
>that one nerdy dorky girl who later became hot af
>>332143427
Last year my Dad died a week before my birthday.
>>332142823
>>332142957
Grow up fags
Punching out its never the answer. Youve seen so little of the world, and youre already giving up? You never know the day of tomorrow, and unless youre a kid in africa who hasnt eaten for a month, you can afford to wake up tomorrow to find out.
Ill just quote Superman here: if you think you will NEVER have another happy day in your life, then fine, do it. But if you think theres even a small chance of just a single happy day, then hold on to your life as tight as you fucking can.
>>332143397
get used to it kiddo
>>332143160
I'm glad you have something to feel good about
>>332143471
Nigga I don't want this
Why the fuck are you all obsessed with traps
>>332143258
DO IT FAGET
>>332143521
No
Oh boy, pity party thread!
27 years old here. Under-employed, lonely and basically friendless. No gf and no chance at getting one since my social skills have almost completely atrophied by now.
Not up for wizard status though; I had a gf while I was in college. I almost wish I hadn't, since that way, I wouldn't know what I'm missing.
>>332136704
Parents got me a gamestop gift card. Used it to buy Estival Versus special edition.
>>332142357
that's pretty awesome dude keep it up
> 28
> full time job - earning $85K a year
> have tons of free time to play vidya
> no gf ever
I feel like I'm such a failure.
>>332143397
if they don't come hang out with you or even message you or anything at all they probably aren't your friends
>>332143012
>Told her Tokyo Mew Mew was for faggots
I meant it.
>girl who genuinely liked you in high school
>wasn't a supermodel but she cared about you
>tfw you had her
>tfw you fucked it up
>tfw you meet her years later and she's the same as she was
>tfw your regrets will haunt you until you die
>tfw you just want to build a wall around your house and never come out
Bad feel. No like
>>332140447
Why the fuck did you discuss paying for a prostitute with your family?
>>332141497
>be weird kid
>cute weird girl befriends me
>we share stories about our childhood
>i tell her about my dad spoiling my sister and beating the shit out of me
>she tells me about her stepdad molesting her, shows me her cut up forearms
>jesusfuckingchrist
>find myself hanging out with normies
>"so who fighting their inner demons by binging on junk food and video games today?"
>WHAT XD LMAO GOOD ONE ANON XDD
Thank FUCK for drugs and Xbox Live taking care of my social needs.
>>332143597
>gf
lol
>>332143397
>has friends at all
I wish I had friends who could reject me, faggot.
>tfw had no one to invite to my birthday
>parents insisted I had a party despite protest
>just a few family members came, no one spoke to me much
>ended up having a nervous breakdown and cried
>party ended without singing happy birthday
>parents disappointed in me as always
>>332141115
Turning 27 in May. Been meandering in undergrad for 7 years. Still live at home, still no driver's license, still no gf. Just a shitty mcjob.
Was never a drinker but I think I'm about to start.
>>332143258
A weak little shit like you wouldnt last a night
Go get fit, and then rethink your decisions.
>>332141497
Holy shit this post instantly made me tear up. God damnit.
Especially since the girl who did it to me I actually did like...
>>332143448
you have an excuse at least. i had a friend like you, he only just recently started driving and he's like 23 or so.
but if you don't live in a big city, you should know how to drive, it really isn't hard at all.
>>332142397
Not fapping for weeks actually ruins your sex drive.
It's like not eating to binge eat.
A gf
I don't need it
I don't need itI definitely don't need it
>>332143694
>crying
lol what a gay
Jak and Daxter
Gran Turismo 6
Assassins Creed 2
Guitar Hero 3
Sega Mega Collection on PS2
Playstation all stars battle royale
Terminator Salvation
Dragonball z HD Collection
I feel I was much more happier getting one game a season as a kid
Now I'm too spoiled
>>332143621
My family is accustomed to bad life decisions so I wanted to run it by them.
>>332136704
None
>>332143346
>fat girl likes me in middle school
>see her years later on the bus
>even fatter
>making out with a hotter version of me
>>332143618
Don't fucking remind me.
>Primary school.
>Literal girl next door.
>Play with her almost everyday as a kid.
>Get to P7. (last year of primary).
>She moves away, still try to keep in contact.
>I move to a different high school.
>Never speak to her again.
>She is now an alright looking redhead.
FUCK.
She is a junkie now but FUCK.
>>332141984
>>332143012
how fat? a little chubby with a decent face i wouldn't hate
>>332143550
If you didn't notice already, this site is full of faggots.
>>332140816
I'm thinking of ways to overcome my fear of failure and other people. I believe thats why I don't even look for a job.
>>332143618
>Girl I knew asked me out to senior prom
>I turned her down because I thought she was mocking me
>>332143470
email clintestwd at gmail bro.
>see image
>want to laugh
>suddenly realize I'm nearing 30
>still posting on 4chan 10 years later
I didn't ask for this
>>332142924
But Anon, you have to understand, if you were in their place,you wouldn't be herefelling with all of usYour friend would be here instead
>24yr old kv last year
>already spent $2500 this year going to asian massage parlors
Hold me guys, im not gonna make it
Last year I got Batman: Arkham Origins.
I probably sound ungrateful, but usually my brother sucks at giving me gifts. That year he was on point though. I really liked it and it was something that I actually wanted.
>>332141027
This was correct until a year ago when I turned 24. Now I'm doing a masters and I don't care about girls, kinda rare because I got laid at 17. Anyway, work hard anons, I know you can do it, maybe you will not get a gf but you will get enough money to be buyfags or something like that.
>>332143067
You're probably a quiet and neutral person, and also not particularly interesting. You know the kind of people that are not really all that popular, but are loud as fuck and very clingy? At first you might think that nobody really likes them, but they still end up with many friends and get invited to parties, simply because they make their existence known. Since there's nothing that made you stand out from the rest, you simply starting vanishing from everyone's lives.
>>332143663
>that kid who throws a fuckhuge party inviting everyone in class
>you know you were only invited out of obligation
>...show up
>shit's boring, awkward
>don't show up
>anon we were looking forward to seeing you out of your shell!
>this thread
r9k is
----->
that way
go there or just off yourselves already
>>332143321
Happened with me in high school. She was super pretty, and didn't have Down's face or anything. I think she was severely autistic or something. She clung all over me, and would touch me and hug me very publicly which was awkward. She kissed me once as I was walking home, but I kind of laughed it off and left.
It'still my only kiss ;_;
>>332143575
Pussy
Have you at least lost your virginity yet?
>>332143765
Use tinder for about 5 seconds after wanking.
Guarantee you'll feel much better.
You don't want a GF.
You want someone who genuinely feels companionship with you.
>>332136704
Last birthday I got TWEWY and 999
>>332143893
Just kys family nothing good will come out of it.
Nigger today's my birthday and I didn't get any games because I'm 35 and games are for faggits
depression is actually a chemical imbalance in the brain that is telling you to remove yourself from the genepool
don't take it too seriously because you obviously want to do exactly the opposite and counterbalance the imbalance.
>>332143543
thx cuck
>>332143521
>quoting fucking Supes
God, it's like you want me to kill my self. Also, save me the pretentious ass "you're so young" speech. I have more experience with shitty situations than you are probably giving me credit for and I have a pretty good idea how shit is gonna go for me if things don't change in the next year. Call me a pessimist and a fag if you wish, but at least I'm realistic and not trying to bullshit myself in a vain attempt to not seem like a complete fuckup. I'd rather be honest and die young than try and fail for the rest of my life.
Different strokes for different folks man
>>332136704
>tfw 20
>get frequently thought as being 12-17
>>332143984
>hot autistic girl
Fuck you thats my fetish
>>332141027
>>332141115
29
I can confirm all of this
I just want to get drafted and die in the next great war
>>332141984
>>332143067
>everybody get in a group
>everybody find a partner
>>332143981
already in the works anon, I'm gonna make it real messy as well.
>>332143346
Only because a loser like yourself turned her down. Most women don't try to lose weight after securing a mate.
>>332143346
Fucking THIS.
At least the other fat girl who liked me in high school was straight up ugly though.
>>332143550
Just accept it. This is your life now.
>>332143930
save that money to travel, even if its around your own country
>>332141497
>talking to girl
>says "Anon, we should totally date"
>Not sure if a joke or not, so play it off cool
>next day she gets a boyfriend
>and fucks him
I never recovered
>>332136704None. I usually just get money and spend that on whatever. Now that I have a job paying about $3200 a month, the majority of my income goes toward vidya. These past two weeks i picked up Dragon Quarter and Grandia III. Dragon Quest VI is on the way.
>>332141497
>high school
>"go with anon to the office and get some forms"
>looks at me with pure disgust
What always got me about that moment was I wasn't a gross person or anything. Didn't do weird shit or smell bad or anything, hell I was relatively normie, not fat, just ugly. Didn't even realize how ugly I was until that moment
>>332143302
>>332143325
>>332143379
>>332143559
>>332143672
Should I just get revenge on all the people who treated me dog shit over the years then? People used to shit on me for sitting by myself at lunch during my school days. They made school hell for me and the other kids who stuck out as easy targets.
