>E3 2016 has come to and end
>the stage is empty
>the audience slowly starts to move away
>suddenly fog pours onto the stage
>the lights dim
>confusion
>Gabe Newell walks onto the stage
>all eyes on him
>he looks around slowly
>takes a breath, smiles and slowly nods
>electricity is felt throughout the crowd
>they go wild
>screaming, clapping and whistling
>Gabe holds up three fingers
>he walks off stage and the above picture is projected on every wall
>gabe hold up 3 fingers
>Dota 3 comes up on the big screen
>>331832301
>Not Ricochet 2
>>331832301
This is way too reddit-ish of greentext story.
Not funny, try to come up with something better next time.
>>331832545
so butthurt friend
>>331832410
>left 4 dead 3 comes up on the screen
>>331832545
Hang on.
This story has existed for a long time and now its suddenly a reddit story?
Also. Valve are working on another project. Well.. Some of them are.
>>331832545
>Muh super sekrit club, /v/!
>>331832545
Fuck off gabe we can dream
Half life 3 will be announced at the coming E3 and it will be valve's first VR game.
>>331832301
>half life 3: the movie
pottery in motion
>>331832301
>turns out to be nothing more than a generic on-rails shooter with shitty physics puzzles
>gets praised as the second coming of god
>>331833527
Holy fucking shit balls please.
>>331833582
>I didn't play Half-Life 2 when it initially came out.
How's it feel to be a product of the 360 generation?
>>331833664
Case in point
>>331832301
>most anti-consumer vidya company
>making a move for the vidya players
>>331832410
Counter-Strike 3 comes up on the big screen
>>331833664
>Half-life 2
>360
Wow, good job outing yourself there fagoot.
>>331833885
How exactly are they anti-consumer?
>Based as fuck sales throughout the year.
>Free DLC for PC releases.
Don't get into the whole paid mods thing. They learned their lesson.
And as for microtransactions, people like them. I don't, you don't, but the majority of normies do.
Why can't valve count to 3?
>gabe rolls onto the stage
>ladies and gentlemen
>proudly presenting
>THE PURPLE BOX
>hl3, tf3, portal 3, l4d3
Only $33
>>331833885
>implying valve is not all-around better than ea
>>331832410
Too soon, anon. Too soon.
>>331834148
That would sell like crack
>>331834328
It's hilarious they think the freemium market is sustainable.
>>331834062
>hasn't lifted a finger since portal 2
>"le steam sales xd" is nothing but a way to sell you products you will never use
>pushes early acess
>pushed paid mods
>profile system designed around making you pay
>despite having a monopoly and being bigger than sony & ms combined shows close to no support for pc gaming
>free2play trash
>zero quality control
I fucking wish GOG was stronger.
>>331833896
love watching this gif on repeat because he's SO FUCKING HOT
>>331835134
>hasn't lifted a finger since portal 2
And?
>"le steam sales xd" is nothing but a way to sell you products you will never use
I've bought plenty of games that I absolutely loved that I had never heard of thanks to sales. Just because you have bad impulse control doesn't mean everybody else does.
>pushes early acess
And early access has the disclaimer of products potentially not being finished. If you don't like it, don't buy it. Most consumers like it.
>pushed paid mods
And they quickly 180'd and haven't gone back since.
>profile system designed around making you pay
Have not once felt the need to pay jackshit for a useless profile that nobody will ever look at.
>despite having a monopoly and being bigger than sony & ms combined shows close to no support for pc gaming
No support? So you wouldn't say constantly updating their products, putting on big sales, free to play weekends, and providing a platform for developers to use isn't supporting?
>free2play trash
Then don't play it.
>zero quality control
Every fucking store, digital or retail, has shitty products. It's called capitalism. Most idiotic argument of you're entire post.
Less edge, please.
>>331832301
>And it happens at the Microsoft Press Event
>Exclusive to Steam, Xbox One, and Windows 10
>Steam announced for Xbox One
>Along with Valve's VR system for Xbox One
>>331836475
What a stupid post. Please leave this thread kid
>>331836838
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/microsoft-xbox-has-partnered-up-with-valve-for-vr/0151165
Yo fuck face signs are there, it may happen, Plus.
http://www.gamepur.com/news/19270-valve-finally-comments-half-life-3-announcement-says-may-be-next-year-e3.html
Now I think you should leave the thread and do some research, child.
