>23/03/2016
>not worshipping slaaneshwarhammerthread
>>331758452
>worshipping a giant faggot
>>331758452
>worshipping slaanesh
>23rd month
What world you from Anon?
>>331758452
Should only have one like all the others
>>331758452
>still worshipping /d/
>when several anons already proved how he is the worst fucking chaos god in the Universe, in several threads
At this point, just admit its to jumpstart the thread Slaaneshfag.
>>331758614
in Europe you say it like that, only weird Americans do 03/23/2016
you have 20 seconds to explain why you don't praise the omnissiah yet.
>>331758614
Anywhere on earth besides USA, I would assume.
>>331758889
Cause DOW3 ain't here yet and won't have the Skiitari anyway, so who gives a fuck.
>>331758729
>not liking slaanesh
ok faggot
>>331759058
i just want to play as fucking admech
pls help
>>331758452
This thread angers the Khornate.
>>331758452
>not YYYY.MM.DD
Enjoy your poorly grouped files
If Slaanesh is so great, why does 40k games consistently skip any Slaaneshi representation?
Only time I recall Slaanesh stuff was Noise Marines in DoW2.
>>331758452
>Not worshiping Tzeentch>Implying you aren't already worshiping TzeentchJust as planned
>>331759108
>Wilingly being a eternal junkie fuckboi
You could try become the best warrior this universe has ever seen, try to become the most smart and influential fucker only second to the fucking emperor, or try to become a nearly immortal fucking harbinger of decay.
But instead, you decide to try and become a psycho junkie to /d/. Good job retard, you destroyed any and all sense of acomplishment and became a eternal plaything to the most abominable god, one who was murder fucked by elves into existing.
>>331759451
Because bare tits makes people afraid
>>331759715
Can't we have a nice 40k thread?
>>331759108
This picture is actually very interesting to me. Do Chaos gods or their followers ever allow people to experience their world but not have them convert? As in, could they invite someone to act as a kind of journalist that would take back stories to the rest of the galaxy?
I'm asking because the guy in the foreground doesn't really seem involved in the Slaaneshi fun, so it sparked that thought in my head.
Or is the 40k universe not subtle enough to allow any kind of grey area?
Unlimited orgasms and many pleasuring blessings will come to you, but only if you post "BE TENDER WITH MY ASSHOLE, MY PRINCE" in this thread
>>331759762
Hey, he really isn't too wrong. Plus, you would have to be really dense to just sperg over a differing opinion.
I'd rather worship Khorne and get turned into this rather than some mutant fuck with purple skin and crab claws.
>>331759274
fuck khorne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjaYW5Cnr5k
>>331759646
>Slaneesh is only about sexual desires
Granted noise marines seem to be the staple but there are so many other desires to be represented than sexual ones.
>>331759835
Any part of grey area have been long removed, regarding chaos they always go once you show slightest interest you fall instantly.
>>331759862
It's just that whenever that pic is posted, the thread devolves into shitflinging between Dark Crusade and Soul Storm.
>>331759451
>>331759903
Because it's very difficult to make it look properly eldritch/tempting and not kitsch as fuck.
Tzentch is easy, eyes staring in all directions, nurgle with open sores, pus etc, Khorne with blood and skulls but Slaanesh? Tentacles I guess...
>>331759835
everyone is a chaos god follower in 40k universe, just some of them openly admit it
>>331759847
BE TENDER WITH MY ASSHOLE, MY PRINCE
>>331760092
I would argue that Slaanesh is actually the least kitsch out of all the gods. It's definitely the most interesting of them all to me.
>>331759835
No, you see heresy, and you get a bolter round to your brain real quick, a couple heretics in a hiveworld, or a traveling reporter corrupted by chaos who spreads that shit is fucking dangerous, human life is near worthless in the 40k universe, and killing a few to not have billions become eternal slaves to Chaos gods is well worth the cost, or would you like to have previously flourishing human worlds become ruinous landscapes devoted to chaos gods?
Y'all should get down wit me and ma boi Nurgle
>>331760228
Yes but how do you picture Slaaneshi cultists/marines/spaceships properly without getting your game rated PG18?
Obscene imagery, tentacles, loud music ...?
>>331760101
Anything you'd like to admit, heretic?
>>331760016
Is there one that's objectively better, or is it a matter of opinion?
>>331758452
Noise Marine had better be an Elite Class in Eternal Crusade or all shall burn!
He did literally nothing wrong.
>>331760357
It is a matter of opinion.
Shitflinging about DoW just isn't fun.
>>331760265
We have better things to do than becoming eternal fuckbois or becoming eternal pus bags. Papa Nurgle is still as abusive as everyone else, and cares about you just as much as the others.
Tzeench or Khorne, every other choice is garbage.
>want to be a blood knight only fighting strong enemies for the sake of fighting
>they removed that aspect of Khorne and he basically accept baby blood nowadays as long as the blood flows
>cowards that offer him baby skulls and elderly blood that couldn't even fight back isn't even hunted by his hounds anymore
>>331760410
He did plenty of things wrong.
>2016
>Not falling into line within the Imperium like you damn well should
The day of purging will come, and you will not survive it you filth.
Also, all Slaanesh worshippers are arbitrarily shemale-lovers.
Seriously, don't act like you didn't read that part of the lore.
>>331759715
Accurate
>>331759305
Either way, it's better than MM.DD.YYYY.
>>331760265
Nurgle is basicly slaanesh but with flies buzzing in your prostate making it itchy as hell, and he's more then happy to give you something long and thick to scratch that itch.
(it's a mutated penis fly)
>>331760476
>Khorne is no longer honorable
What the fuck.
>>331760362
Still waiting for the emperors children Elite skin for Retribution
>>331760260
This is what is kind of frustrating about the 40k universe; there's no room for creative fluff because it just boils down to 'HERETIC!!!'. It would be a really interesting story to have someone visit a hiveworld that has become a little bit enamoured to a Chaos god, and have an outsiders view on the situation.
>>331758889
No need, he's just another C'tan bitch to me.
>>331759835
To be honest, that picture looks more like a human Slaaneshi cult trying to invoke a daemonette and succeeding
>>331760354
dont be sokhorny
>>331760661
You kinda get that in the first Cain book where he's describing the buildings being more Tau influenced and the people running around with blue face paint.
>>331760492
>Slaanesh worshippers are arbitrarily shemale-lovers.
>>331760871
Yeah, if you're so welcoming of the Tau changing your culture, what's to stop Chaos from doing the same?
>>331760926
>>331760926
there was a sale for space marine recently and I loved it
>>331760926
>space marine all time peak was 3k players
color me impressed
Warsword update still not up. What the fuck?
>>331759862
>my opinion is correct
>if you disagree you're a sissy faggot
Fuck you, that guy didn't even play Retribution which is a really entertaining game. The image expresses the disappointmentnearlyeveryone feels when they experience the downgrade from 1 to 2 but 2 is still a great game when you get used to the changes.
After a while it seems more like Diablo than DoW and while you might think that's better or worse the fact that its so different means that reacting solely with muh disappointment face is a childish and ignorant pursuit.
TL;DR:
Fuck you, DoW2 is a different kettle of fish, get over it already
>"I wanna be chaos, 'cause it's fun to do bad things"
>don't you understand why it's wrong?
>"Yes but I wanna be a heretic and smoke with them cigarettes"
So many edges in here, tho
it's actually like people think they'll survive the Grey Knights
You should know better
>>331761030
>>331760905
I'm with ya. The pursuit of perfection and happiness and pleasure in all forms trancends just liking shemales.
You know kind of like the eldar that spawned it....moreso the dark eldar.
>>331760661
> It would be a really interesting story to have someone visit a hiveworld that has become a little bit enamoured to a Chaos god, and have an outsiders view on the situation.
Are you new? Because what you just said sounds new as fuck.
If a hiveworld becomes "enamoured" with a chaos god, the hiveworld descends into massive sacrifices, complete and utter anarchy and massive amounts of brutality/rape. The hiveworld would destroy itself, sacrifice most of its population and summon daemons to fuck shit up anon.
What on earth are you even trying to say, its daemon worship, it summons aetherial beings meant to fuck you up, steal your souls and torture you forever. There is no outsider view of it, its what it is, willing destruction of the society you once belonged to for the sake of personal power.
>>331760871
Does he view it with a balanced eye or just the usual crypto-facist 'purge the xenos!' one?
>>331760536
MM.DD.YYYY at least group files by mont h instead of every 24th of the year
>>331758452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO1GnISXfss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8hp08qsnXg
everyone seen this shit right?
>>331761030
I wouldn't be surprised if this guy didn't get any of his money back and just got permabanned.
>>331760350
Slaanesh is just excess so imagine that in all its forms. You don't have to go sexy with it but I suppose its the easiest way to differentiate Slaanesh from the other gods.
Gluttony would work, but big fatasses are synonymous with Nurgle. Wrath would also work, but that steps on Khorne's feet a bit.
>>331761264
Haven't read it in a bit but he does mention it being "a bit off" but nothing major, more like a meh attitude about it.
>>331760926
Holy crap, can we start playing Space Marine online again?
>>331761138
I said you would need to be quite stupid to, just because you might disagree, do exactly what you just did.
You can disagree fuckwit, I never said my opinion was the master one, I just said only retards would be triggered by people disagreeing with it. Which you did disagree and get triggered. Go play the game you enjoy then, I won't because I don't enjoy it, but I ain't sperging myself over people liking DOW2 like you are.
>>331760612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzE1RjXUrdA
>>331761359
>no one knows the true nature of slaanesh
This pleases me in untold ways.
So, will Eternal Crusade be any good?
>>331761359
So basically you don't know and no one really does, so that answers your question, hopefully.
>>331761498
>>331761159
>>331761030
>>331760926
Judge by yourself.
I see nothing wrong with worshipping Chaos in moderation.
Like everyone who does goes full on baby sacrificing and summoning demons every day, no one just goes hail to the dark gods and then goes about their normal day.
>>331760926
>>331761030
>eternal crusade
what was this? never heard of it
>>331761452
>>331758729
You are one of thsoe nurgles fags, aren't you?
>>331761560
But it's still in closed Alpha, anon.
How can I decide?
We can only speculate.
>>331758729
>while posting a picture of arguably the least interesting chapter thanks to Matt
>>331761610
>average human
>5'9"
>>331761570
>worshipping Chaos in moderation
>>331761193
I'm not new to 40k, no. I'm just a little tired of the lack of subtlety in the the lore and fluff.
I mean there would of been a point where the chaos influence was very small, and where only a few dedicated cults practised it.
Or maybe someone could turn the entire thing on it's head, and have a story where the world is actually better off under Chaos influence. What if a world was utter hell under the Emperor's regime, with no religious freedom or independent thought allowed? What if one of the Chaos gods allowed the people to believe what they wanted, and the society began to flourish and grow into one of the best in the galaxy.
Now that would be an interesting take, I think.
So will Vermintide be updated with new content besides Last Stand?
>>331761630
No, it is not.
Open beta on early access on steam.
>>331761773
Paid Alpha, then.
If that's beta then we're done fucked.
>>331758452
>>331759896
yeah right thats all you need to fall in love with a qt daemon only for her to pinch your willy with her big lobster hand
When my primarch wakes up, he will crush your heresy with his stallion cock.
>>331760492
Damn I want a Black Crusader Terminator plushie now.
>>331760661
>>331761737
You definitely don't know much about the fluff then. Gregor Eisenhorn had a daemonhost as a travelling companion for years despite being a prominent member of the Imperial Inquisition. There are countless documented cases of interactions being more subtle than just BLAMing.
>>331761737
I agree with you.
People dont see the good sides of Chaos, that it is a form of freedom from the harsh rigid lifestyle of the Imperium. But that is because any "good" aspect of Chaos has been retconned away, like how Khorne used to be honorable combat and Tzeentch and his change can be good, etc.
Chaos has become all evil, all the time, and predictably evil only, thus making it no longer unexpected and actual chaos but now more ordered.
>>331761629
Wrong, Tzeench.
>>331761570
Because everyone might start worshiping Khorne to become a better fighter, Tzeench to get a better political position, or Slaanesh to make the perfect feast, but everyone caves down eventualy.
Casual worship can't really happen if the thing you are worshiping is evil as fuck and filled with eternal daemons who want your soul for eternal torture.
>>331761737
All it takes are a few cults to summon Daemons and order a exterminatus anon.
No world would in any way be better off by letting sadistic and imortal soul hungry daemons rule your lives and let you worship someone else. The only way your soul won't be tortured to eternity is complete devotion to the emperor anon.
And no. That would be contrived as shit writing that destroy all of the basis on which the lore is set upon for a likely to be Matt Ward tier shit writing. If you don't like the brutality on which it is delivered, the hell are you doing in a wh40k thread and why are you even still a fan of wh40k.
You got no fucking idea of how shit works, so lemme tell you, staright and simple.
You worship the almighty emperor, and even if your life sucked ass, you get heaven and your soul ain't raped for eternity.
Worship daemons and you are fucked. No buts or ifs, at most, you get completely wiped out of existence, and only 1 person got that.
>decide to play Dark Crusade again after playing Winter Assault
>"Hmm, maybe I should get some mods."
>not many mods for singleplayer but find the Skirmish AI mod
>install it, it should work on the campaign since most battle are basically skirmish in multiplayer maps, right?
>it works, though no intro cutscenes
>pick IG and attack a necron occupied territory
>used to play a shitton of DC, so I'm fairly confident
>"This AI cant be that though, can it?"
>the battle is actually pretty damn close, have to give it my all
This is gonna be an interesting game. Does anyone know if the mod works with the Stronghold missions though?
Does anyone else find it funny that people love Space Marines so much?
As with a lot of UK based things, people who can't into subtlety took them as being totally based when they're supposed to be viewed as crypto-facist religious nuts who have totally the wrong idea bout everything.
Same thing happened with Judge Dredd. It was basically a satire of a far-right dystopia where the police force is given the right to be judge, jury and executioner, and Americans jumped on him as being this cool as fuck guy who goes round murdering the 'bad guys'.
They totally misunderstand the British dark humour at work in all these creations.
Then again these are the same people who totally misconstrued films like Robocop and Starship Troopers and took them at face value.
>>331758452
Haha, I like fun, fun things are fun.
I wonder what having your soul eaten feels like.
Haha
>>331759451
Hard to represent.
He/She is the god of excess but how do you represent that?
Sex is by far the easiest excess to represent (and that's also why people think Slaanesh is the god of sex) but you can't have that in a vidya.
Who HYPED for Total Warhammer here?
>regional occupancy bullshit
>army lists with huge gaps (OnG have no fucking Squigs)
>includes newer units like Iron Drakes which are just OP as fuck thanks to codex creep
DON'T GIVE A FUCK, I'MA PLAY SOME VAMPIRE COUNTS AND KHAYOSSI kind of give a fuck but the game should still be good right?
>>331759862
>he
You don't have to samefag, you know.
>>331762216
>Tzeentch
Good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbireii6Y3Y
>>331761737
The closest you'll get is the Severan Dominate, I think.
>>331761272
Is this game worth it?
>>331761272
I'm hesitantly optimistic about total war warhammer, Creative Assembly is known for releasing completely broken games at launch.
>>331762391
The way I see Space Marine in particular and the Imperium in general is a way to accept most fascist/nazi ideology because the universe gives you no choice. No one in their right mind would exterminate a whole planet because of cultists or execute potentially innocent people because of mild suspicions (besides Americans but they're not very intelligent) but in the 40K universe, if you don't do that, you doom your entire species. The Emperor acts as a convenient absolute ideal/morality and it's just fun to follow blindly a bandwaggon which is, by nature (see emprah), right.
Has NiceDaemonette been banned from /tg/ recently, or what?
>>331762408
I am interested, I admit. Gonna play Empire, either Stirland or one of the Northern Provinces, first and then maybe vampire counts.
At the very least, it will hopefully have a smoother release than Rome 2. If now, we have Steam refunds.
>>331761030
That guy sound as butthurt as the Inquisition when the Space Furries told them to fuck off with their "blam EVERYONE" boner during Armaggedon.
Except he's being a massive pussy about it.
>>331762758
Oh yeah, looks like it should have a smoother release than that at the very least.
>>331758452
OI
DIS ERE'S AN ORK FREAD NOW
DA ZOG YOU DOIN ERE, ZOGGIN HUMIES?!
GET IN ERE ND POST ORKY STUFF, BOYZ
>>331762758
I love the gritty imperium, keeping my eyes on them, doubt i will get the game at release because as said Rome 2 had such a horrible launch.
Gork vs. Mork
Who wins?
>>331763009
Gork > Mork
>>331763009
YOU GOT IT BOSS
>>331763114
Gork
E's brutal but kunnin.
>>331762216
This post is everything wrong with the modern 40k and fandom.
Things used to be much more subtle. Last time I checked the Space Marines weren't even doing what the Emperor himself wanted anymore, they had been brainwashed by the cult of the Emperor that arose after his death and became much more hardcore and religious, when the Emperor himself sought a democratic and progressive empire of man.
That was the major tragedy of the 40k universe, that the people fighting in his name not actually doing what the Emperor set out to do in the first place.
>>331762674
No, he either stopped posting or he stopped namefagging.
>>331763045
I MIGHT get it on launch, if I like what I see and hear. No preorder though, I learned my lesson from Rome 2.
>>331763045
The problem is that if you don't get the game at release, you miss out on a whole faction. Such a shitty tactic to pull.
>>331762216
tl;dr
>>331760661
>there's no room for ceative fluff in 40k
They can be enamored in a chaos god, but in disguise as some form of Emperor worship that specific to the plane. There are millions of tribal societies that develop their own pagan religions, some encompassing the Emperor and His sons/angels in their belief. Sure, it's technically heresy, but there's thousands of different forms of Emperor worhsip, just so as long as they follow the core tenants that Emperor is the only god that exists (1) who once walked amongst men (2). Man should hate xenos, mutants, and heretics (3). Every man has a place in the Emperor's service (4), and should obey His holy institutions of government (5). Anything else is malleable to the conditions you want.
>>331762216
>buying that deep into Imperial propaganda
>not knowing that the Imperial Cult was actually written by the traitor Lorgar
>>331763009
>>331763904
This thread needs more waaaagggghhh
>>331763458
Don't be fucking stupid and worship chaos unless you are some Primarch level fuck who can't die and wants to become a Daemon prince, or your soul will be nommed and sodomized for eternity.
Hail the emperor.
>>331762121
Yeah that's a good point about Chaos losing it's actual chaos.
It's much more interesting when there are recognisable traits in the Chaos gods, things that you see in yourself. Things like desire for success, or wealth, or just being good at something. The fact that Chaos could take you just by you trying to better your own life, or even your family's life is much scarier than the tired cliche of 'bad dude wants to do bad stuff so goes to Chaos for help'.
>>331761030
>>331760926
I bought the founder pack and while it's barely more than just an okay WH40K game, i'm quite surprised at this.
Hope they don't intend to launch the game with its current optimization, because that would just mean bad times for everyone involved.
>>331758452
i swear to god you keep making these threads and keep getting BTFO by the same 5 or so khorne people in this thread over and over
stop
>>331764220
Are there any SM chapters who are genuinely good dudes who can't really be bothered with the whole HERETIC shit and just deal with helping people who need help?
>>331764604
The Salamanders.
>>331764604
Lamenters
>>331764404
>being this mad
>>331765090
All part of being Khornate.
>>331762758
you can't play the provinces of the Empire so no Stirland sorry.
Does anyone else here think that the Chaos faction goes well with the soundtrack to Drakengard 1? This music sounds perfect for a faction that revolves around abominations and madness from another dimension.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE3wQRfmBBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yCokgpDVxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBESPCf9O0Q
>>331762339
Titanium Wars.
>>331762510
>>331765387
No.
>>331762391
Yeah Space Marines were designed to be far-right religious jack-offs, basically a satire of American neo-con warmongers since they were big when 40k came about in the late 80s.
Then to the surprise of absolutely no one, Americans loved them.
Did I just hear "Best race in the universe?"
>>331765649
fuck off commies
>>331765649
>weebs still think they're relevant
Point at this pleb and laugh.
I didn't know EC was coming out on consoles. Now I'm kinda hyped.
>>331759897
Dick status: erect
>>331762510
Gj anon, is that OC or just soemthign ya found?
>>331765821
Eternal Crusade? It's going to be shit mate, I'm sorry. The devs look incompetent as fuck and don't seem to really even understand the universe that well. Just watch a dev log or two, they sound like they've just speed-read a few codexes and don't actually understand the universe as a fan does.
>>331765978
Something I found, like, months ago
>>331765350
dammit
>>331765752
> Still buttblasted about that aborted crusade
> BTFO by a single planetary defense force and a bunch of Farsight bro units
> Had to set the entire Damocles Gulf on fire to make up for it
You Gue'La don't even realize that by the time we can cross that firewall, our technology will outclass yours even more in every way.
Embrace the greater good, it's your only hope.
BATTUL BROTHAS!
>>331758452
Needs futa version
>>331759847
that guy looks simply fabulous
Lot of stupid man-things in this thread
>>331762535
Fuck yeah, the lead singer lost his job as a teacher because he was in the band. it gave a hughe uproar
>>331765752
>Tau
>weebs
>when the Emperor's Shadows chapter exist
>literally the incarnation of the GLORIOUS KATANA FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES
No.
>>331767039
Emperor's Shadows are cool as shit, suck me off
>>331761740
IIRC, there's going to be a character DLC
>>331766434
>Tried to ally with Tyrandis
>Tried to ally with Dark Eldar
>Tried to ally with Necrons
Y'all niggas need some HATE
>>331759597
>You could try become the best warrior this universe has ever seen
which means absolute fuck all in a world with projectiles
sure warhammer fantasy thats a cool goal because projectiles are shit
>>331759715
STOP SHITTING ON MY DARK CRUSADE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>331760519
>Accurate
>Soulstorm
>Good
Anon pls.
Pls.
>>331767286
That just means you gotta get in there quick.
>>331766791
>guardsman ready to fuck shit up
everitim
>>331759597
>smart and influential
That's not really Tzeentch, I mean you can be successful with Tzeentch using prophecies, and you can become smart in the study of magic I suppose, but influential?
>>331761427
I've been getting back into Space Marine for the past week and I'm able to find a couple matches filled, so it's not completely dead.
>>331767376
Calm down lad.
It's bait that's been ongoing for around 3 years.
Someone either mentions DC, SS or Singleplayer, then he swoops down with his shitposter barrage.
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't started samefagging yet, but I suppose it does get a bit transparent over the years.
>>331767487
Knowledge in all forms, not just magic anon.
Political knowledge, battle strategy, its all part of Tzeench. A less important part than just sumoning lightning bolts by a lot of people, but a good ammount of information, or just plain dirt, would get you high places in a ignorant as fuck world. And would make you a asset to Tzeench.
>>331761272
hope my 970 can max this
>>331761597
big mmo with gameplay thats like space marine
>>331766791
>filename
explain
>>331768273
>mmo
Nah, m8.
It's just Space Marine multiplayer on a larger scale.
>>331768401
still looks cool though
>>331768273
>mmo
>>331768490
No, no it doesn't.
Has anyone played Firestorm Over Kaurava? It seems pretty cool but I'm wary about it's beta state. I know all huge mods call themselves a beta but I've heard it's missing tooltips and information on units, damage, etc.
>>331768678
how?
>>331768726
Just go look at any review of the current state of it. Basically this >>331765980
>>331768369
take a closer look at the bottom left
>>331763009
>>331765980
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>331768990
i saw the guardsman but what does that have to do with adamantium objects falling?
>>331769009
DATS NOT AN ORK, DAT IZ AN ELDAR YA GIT.
>>331768694
I played a bunch of mods yesterday and didn't notice anything missing in FoK. You should try it out.
Avoid the Codex mod though, no info whatsoever. A shame, since it's the only one with Blood Angels as far as I know.
>>331769216
Go watch dev logs and reviews buddy boy, the whole thing is a mess. Some points though
>spess mehrines squishy as fuck
>gameplay is just sloppy all around
>Ork F2P mess-around
>unoptimised pile of trash
>>331769380
OH ERR IZ DIS ORKY ENUF?
>>331769216
For future use
>>331769474
DATS A BEAKIE. BETTER THAN DAT ELDAR PANZEE, BUT NOT ORKY ENUFF.
>>331769396
Cool, thank you. The premise of making the game more like the tabletop seemed like fun.
>>331769298
The common joke about guardsmen is that, in comparison to the other forces of the galaxy, the average guardsmen is equipped with nothing but Flashlights, T-Shirts and standard issue adamantium balls.
>>331764819
its a shame they have such bad luck, i love the lamenters
>>331758452
>28 thousand years before the Emperor's ascension
>not realizing we already worship Slaanesh through every positive thought or feelings of pleasure we experience in our brief lifetime
Slaaneshi followers needs to step it the fuck up
>>331769439
Sounds like your perspective is both outdated and warped from a belief that the term "Alpha" holds no meaning
>>331769514
thanks pal
Mordhiem, Yes or no?
>>331770090
Would be much better if they based the difficulty around AI improvements, as opposed to buffing the enemy to the point where straight fights are unwinnable outside of RNG blessings
>>331758452
>Slaanesh
>>331769717
Which is retarded because Commissars exist for the purpose of putting cowards line to prevent mass retreat which typically happens the moment they get sniped due to having the fanciest gibbuns.
Got DK and SS good to go. Now tell me about mods, initial research really has me thinking Ultimate Apocalypse is the way to go.
>>331770927
it is.
>>331761956
>Black Crusader
Its a Black Templar you fuck
>>331770394
Khorne and tzeench are actually the strongest
WHO HYPE FOR FUCKING TERRORGHEISTS
>>331770775
Are you on the spectrum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfireiQOA0Y
>>331761610
>average human 5'9"
>>331771413
Guardsmen by and large aren't that brave, Anon. They're there because they have to be.
>>331759835
High Inquisitor Czevak was a frail 400 year old man confined within a cryogenic suspension suit to keep his body from failing him[1]. He was also a prominent Thorian member of the Ordo Xenos[1], particularly interested in the study of the Eldar. He was respected enough by the Eldar to spend time as a guest amongst the Iyanden Craftworld where he was even invited to attend The Dance without End by a passing group of Harlequins[1a].
>>331771616
Look at him wasting a bullet.
>>331758452
>Chaos
>>331771954
He could have taken down a Carnifex with that bullet somehow and he technically still would have wasted it. Tyranids is bullshit. If they win a planetary invasion they technically lose zero biomass from their troops dying. They just reabsorb it.
I worship Gork
>>331769779
>Being so retarded he thinks basic pleasure powers Slaanesh
Holy shit, its just excess that powers that thing, not everyday joy for being competent at living, otherwise it would be as strong as fucking Tzeench or atleast Nurgle.
>>331772282
>worshipping Gork
>Not Mork
ISHYGDDT
>>331772282
>>331772282
GOOD LAD
Would you?
>>331772282
>not Mork
Shakin' me 'ead to be 'onest wit ya mate
>>331772282
No reason why you can't worship Gork but be cute and sexy too
>>331772352
Not really. It's 40k. Not a whole lot of happiness to go around.
>>331772852
That little git aint orky.
>>331772829
Who wouldn't?
>>331758452
Honestly the only chaos god that made any sense whatsoever when I was on a reading binge on the warhammer wiki (All warhammer is good for desu) was the guy whos name started with tz
The god of change and knowledge. Hes the only one that actually represents PURE chaos. Why the autists that play warhammer shit dont worship him is beyond me. Makes sense that unhygenic betas that can relate worship nurgle, fetishist perverts worship slaanesh, and anger issue sperglords worship khorne (lol named after metal band so hardcore!).
Why have I never heard of anyone devoted to that tz guy though? Are his units in the games just not that good or something?
>>331773043
...
>>331772829
Is this a corrupted nep?
>>331772829
probably
does it have a pussy?
I would as long as she doesn't touch me with her dick
>>331772352
>implying Slaanesh will ever catch up to match Tzeentch's mindfuckery or Nurgle's plaguesoup or Khorne's khorneflakes or Malal's never existed trick
>>331759835
>I'm asking because the guy in the foreground doesn't really seem involved
He's writing poetry, he's as Slaaneshi as the rest of them. It's probably a haiku that gives you a boner and damns you forever if you read it by accidentkinda like 4chan
>>331772997
She's plenty orky and proper flash
>>331773287
One of Slaanesh's domains is art.
Imagine an Emperor's Child using the blood, organs, and bones of a slave to create a painting while humming a song that he wrote.
>>331773224
>focusing solely on pleasure
>ignoring the abundance of pride and excess in the galaxy
>>331759847
>BE TENDER WITH MY ASSHOLE, MY PRINCE"
>>331773758
Not to mention all the suffering as well.
I wish I saved that sketch of the ork commissar talkin about fightan fer da emprah
>>331773043
I know I would
>>331773287
>>331773508
on second glance you're right he's actually painting, same idea though
>>331773758
I just realized that Orks are the only ones who can kill Slaanesh because you can NEVER have enuff dakka.
>>331773758
When people learn about Slaanesh they go "DUDE SEX LMAO" and completely miss the part about excess. Sure, there might be loads of sex, but there will be loads of pain and agony too. The big It might be in the mood of seeing how ,any times do you need to be flayed alive for you to like it or if being a living sewage system is enjoyable in the long run say, in one millenia?
>>331774657
>living sewage system
That's more Nurgle's thing, and pain turns into ecstasy under the practiced hands of Slaanesh. You just can't be a pussy going into it or you'll have a bad time.
>>331774787
Papa would not be that mean even to the meanes bully
>>331774907
>papi Nurgle is nice
Enough with this meme, he turns you into a walking dumpster and then pats you on the head telling you what a good dumpster you are. He's literally rock bottom as far as chaos goes.
>>331775139
Yet he will win on the long run.
>>331772829
Cut off those surplus tits and that cock and yes I would
