What went wrong?
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/23/hyrule-warriors-legends-review
>>331742090
lol
3dsfags BTFO
>>331742090
They tried to make a game style that barely runs smoothly on consoles work on the most outdated portable in existence.
That it turned out as well as it did >>331742156
is a miracle.
Saw a comparison few days ago between 3ds and new 3ds. Ye olde handheld can't handle all the enemies on screen while the new 3ds does better.
>mediocre art
the fuck does that even mean?! god I hate videogame critics they're fucking clueless
The sad part is that they made some well received changes that make the actual gameplay better. Too bad it looks and runs like crap. I might buy if it ever gets cheap.
>>331742090
>>331742156
>OP actually faked a bad score when the original image already had a bad score.
>>331742397
It's not a fake score. They reviewed it on the old 3ds and the new 3ds since the old one is so bad.
>>331742397
they gave 4.0 to old 3ds, 6.8 to new 3ds
>>331742397
The first image is for regular 3DS/2DS. The second is for New 3DS. It runs do bad on the regular that they had to give it a different score.
>>331742090
Either Sony paid them for a bad review or Nintendo refused to pay IGN
>>331742440
>>331742468
Well shit, now I'm the retard here.
>>331742090
>having to fake a worse score
really that insecure over the upgraded PS4 coming out, huh?
>>331742090
Nintendo being fucking retarded.
Why release the unplayable mess on the 3DS? Besides intentionally ripping off your own gullible fanbase, of course.
>>331742505
Happens to the best of us.
>>331742505
Hey buddy, I didn't even know there was a new 3DS!
>>331742090
>a rehashen port
It's the Nintendo cycle
>>331742484
Stop with the paid review shit anon. Aside from the ugly visuals, missing animations, and terrible framerate, it's pretty solid. It's just that those bad things are that bad.
>>331742090
> 'Lame Effects' counts as critique
>friend is getting the n3DS version, already preordered
>tfw i get the wii u codes
>>331742673
The particle effects on attacks really look quite crappy
>>331742090
I'm glad IGN brought that bullshit up.
Seriously, the difference between the two versions is absurd. It's virtually unplayable on the regular 3DS and it's already quite chuggy on the N3DS.
What's a real shame is that if this released on the Vita (which I don't even own, mind you), it would've actually lived up to its potential albeit with a slightly worse control scheme. I hate how Nintendo just has to stick to underpowered tech and refuses to do anything substantial in terms of upgrades.
>>331742712
> Pure subjective childish remarks are allowed in review for professional company creating said reviews
>>331742378
>The sad part is that they made some well received changes that make the actual gameplay better.
what did they change?
>>331742757
Please explain to me how a review can be objective.
If you don't like thoughts and opinions, do not post in review threads.
>>331742673
If you played the original and then compared the two, you might understand where they're coming from.
>Impa's 3rd charge attack is her spawning and slashing a vivid water ball, sending water everywhere in an explosive splash
>In the 3DS version it's just a slightly glowing orb that does a weird ass "pftf" effect before immediately vanishing with an awful slash effect
It's disgusting looking.
>>331742757
Reviews are subjective. If your want an objective review just look at the list of features on the back of the box. What you're asking for doesn't make sense.
![Hyrule_Warriors_Screenshot_Link_Magic_Rod_Special[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9fNfE5g.jpg "Hyrule_Warriors_Screenshot_Link_Magic_Rod_Special[1].jpg")
>>331742757
Actually, did you watch some footage? It's pretty bad.
Like the flaming serpents Link summons with the Magic Rod in the 3DS review they have are awful, they aren't even transparent, just orange blobs of macaroni and cheese. Or as as cited in said review, when a boss is supposed to tear down a wall with a destructive tackle, the wall just vanishes on 3DS. They're not good effects that tarnish the game.
I don't even need to bring up the "solution" they did for the Summoning Gate, right?
>>331742805
> If you don't like thoughts and opinions, do not post in review threads
This is a real review? Holy shit.
> Lame
> Mediocre
> Awful
Reminds me of Jim Sterling being sued. Seems like every reviewer these days wants to be edgy and funny just to get more audience.I'm glad he got sued.
>>331742884
It's the childish remarks in the review that bother me. Like the word 'lame'. Or 'Mediocre'.
I'm not an idiot to believe that reviews can be objective.
>>331743007
Shit I meant;
I'm not an idiot. I believe all reviews are subjective. Fuck.
>>331743007
"Lame" I can agree with being childish, but "mediocre" can be used and still work out as a formal term. That's just my opinion, anyway.
>>331742673
>'Lame Effects' counts as critique
It's not a critique, it's a conclusion statement in an easy-to-read form. The critique is in the review. How the fuck can you complain about IGN being bad if you don't even bother reading the review?
I just want the new characters. Is it cheaper to just buy the season pass for the Wii U version?
Whoa, Nintendo are greedy cunts??
>>331743242
Yes.
>>331743238
> It's a conclusion statement in an easy to read form
> easy to read
We did this to ourselves
>>331743242
yes
>>331742926
What did they do with the summoning gate?
>5 new adventure maps
>only on 3ds
>>331742505
It's a really odd situation so I can't really blame you.
>>331743242
$22 compared to $60.
>>331743373
Ruto has the most unbelievably charming smile in this image.
>>331743371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlQ7GKi6ak4
It's not pretty, anon.
>>331743541
That's awful.
>>331742949
Do adjectives scare you or something?
Would you prefer
>doublebad effects
>bad textures
>doubleplusbad framerate
?
I don't get where you're coming from
>>331743541
Shit changes for a shit character
>>331743541
What the fuck.
We PS1 now? Holy shit.
>>331742090
Did anyone think a musou game on the 3ds would be a good idea?
The fact they locked characters off is just fucking insulting to the people who bought the original.
Why is nintendo so autistic?
>>331742090
is this one of those threads where we pretend surprise about something we know for month just because OP wants his buffons roleplay?
>>331742156
That's actually not much lower than the WiiU's metacritic. Which seeing a it is a downgrade that runs bad on old 3ds (demo on new ran decent for me) that makes sense
Musou doesn't get high scores, cause it is a trash genre that I play to scratch an itch
Is there a video of the great fairy? That seems like it would cause the most problems after Lana summoning bosses
>>331742757
Are you autistic? Reviews are always subjective.
Please fuck off.
>>331743907
>>331743865
>b-but you are the idiot for thinking it was going to be good
every time nintendrones
>>331742090
>>331742156
We could have had the new content added for the U version.
Instead we got this shoddy 3DS remake.
It's cool we're getting the characters and weapons, but I really wanted that new epilouge and the adventure maps.
>>331742090
>a fucking 4
Nintendo really shit the bed on this one. Just getting it to start properly means the game is going to get at least a 6 to all the mainstream review sites since they only use a 4-point scale 99.9% of the time.
Even then SimCity literally couldn't even be played for weeks and it still scored higher than a 4.
>>331744094
>Reviews are always subjective.
not really, you can make an objective review if you stick to technical data. nobody wants it though cause it gives most of /v/'s favorite AAA games crap scores.
>>331744148
not our problems you are 3 month late on this game
>>331743731
THIS is what I would prefer
>effects are 4 Power Stars out of 5 for effort
or
>textures are 2/3 Triforces considering the 3DS hardware disparity
I want IGN to at least try to not come off as biased, and to have fitting rating scales for Nintendo games
>>331743373
>Zelda suffering from breast envy
Why is it I always find that such a turn-on...?
>>331744321
>Ruto clutching her tits after another growth spurt.jpg
>>331744294
that's a joke, right?
>>331744201
>nobody wants it though cause it gives most of /v/'s favorite AAA games crap scores.
No, nobody wants that because that'd be a shit review that wouldn't give a good idea whether the game was good or not.
>>331743748
The Majora outfit actually made Lana bearable for me because it goes really well with her awful blue hair. Feels really tropical, a shame she's still Lana.
>>331744353
No, I want IGN to review the game fairly for once. They've done this many times before, like Pokemon ORAS and many of Nintendo's 2015 Wii U exclusives like Kirby, Yoshi and Happy Home Designer. They've shown to have a clear bias against Nintendo and I want them to fix that.
>>331743508
Looks like a man anon
>>331744453
Not with tits like that.
>>331744294
Autism at its finest.
6.8 is pretty good when they gave the wii u version a 7.
>>331743373
i want to slap the person responsible for adding those skin flaps to Ruto's rack to simulate a swimsuit.
>>331744294
I just want game reviewers to get their heads out of the ass that is the fucking school grading system and stick to a four or maybe five star rating.
>>331744435
You want some dude's opinion in numbers dressed up as power stars because for some reason your brain can't parse what "awful" means.
It's not gonna happen since the majority of the people reading aren't in your neighbourhood on the autistic spectrum. Learn the English language or just don't read reviews.
>>331744352
>>331744435
I'd say they were generous to ORAS. Too much Water is the least of that shit remakes problems.
>>331744149
>We could have had the new content added for the U version.
we get all charactres and separate new dlcs
it'll do
>>331744526
Yeah it was pretty annoying compared to her true beauty.
>>331744435
There is literally zero chance of a game in the Dynasty Warriors mold getting a greater than 3-out-of-5-star rating.
>>331742090
It was a complete rip off of drakengard not even dw. They had the same red trolls with swords and blue knights. So much so it triggered ptsd when I played it
>>331744562
You'll never get the top because the final number for a review is the game's grade. And you remember how scoring works for grades, right?
Anything below 70 is average at best. The upper 50 mark and everything below it is failing. From there it's just a case of how bad did you fail.
>>331744435
Is this guy fucking serious?
>>331744563
It's a childish and subjective term compared to a superior rating scale that fits thematically with the company and games being reviewed, I think reviews would be more fun, less biased, and more readable for everyone if they used this instead.
>>331744149
I'll take actually getting the characters over having to play that shit stain of a port. Medli is free at least, it's a real shame we have to wait to the summer to get the rest of the characters even after the dlc is done unless you get a Legends code.
>>331744695
games rated 5/10 usually ARE average, it's just no one wants to fucking play average games when there's better shit out there.
>>331744821
that was fast
>>331744821
Ugh, I can't stop thinking that doing that tastes like cod liver oil.
>>331744403
I actually find her hair is alright. What's annoying is her fucking voice.
Makes me want to drag my nails acrossed a chalk board.
>>331744718
oh fuck me
>>331744769
Too bad the 3ds version is getting so much exclusive content the wii u version is basically half the game
>>331745070
>wii u version is basically half the game
At least it isn't half the frame rate
>>331744094
Not really in the mood to argue with some one that's willing to call some one else autistic. I just had 4 sanwiches and I feel great.
You're not going to ruin that for me
>>331745184
carlos, wrong picture
>>331742554
>>331743469
>>331742505
>Just bought a slightly used like new new 3DS from eBayWake me up insideCAN'TWAKEUP
>>331743731
> Do adjectives scare you?
> I don't get where you're coming from
It's pretty obvious.
Reviewers using buzzwords suited for a younger audience are idiots.maybe they're suited for /v/
>>331745334
What sandwich?
>>331744358
> This game is shit because I say so
Gee better not buy that game.
>>331745493
Cheese.
Wii U players will never ever get to play the 5 new maps
>>331745609
Like... Just cheese on its own?
>>331745629
>Nintendo fucks early adaptors again
Colour me surprised
>>331745735
Butter, mustard. Depends. I had one which had red pepper on it.
I wasn't in the mood to make a big deal out of eating today. But now I feel great. Listening to smooth jazz as I speak.
>>331745629
yeah, but at least we don't pay 40$ for them
>>331745815
Where is that color
![image_89f853d6-51c7-4d57-b2ec-06f4c3d43a59[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lffIhrk.png "image_89f853d6-51c7-4d57-b2ec-06f4c3d43a59[1].png")
>>331745883
>>331745629
how much is the season pass
>>331745629
Know why?
Because a ton of the gameplays been redesigned to use the character switching, ability to give orders to the AI, even the DLC for the WiiU has been rebalanced to be doable without stupid amounts of grinding, a new weak point system has been put in place to make boss's less of a pain. New characters look cool and all but I just want the game to be updated to work with all the improvements the 3DS version got.
>>331745961
O I see. My mistake.
game is fun even more if you like zelda but HOLY FUCK ITS HARD
>>331745837
Fuck man, now I want to make a sandwich, any recommendations?
>>331746116
Young cheese with mustard.
>>331746116
I've got one....
>>331746194
pls no bully
>>331745978
>character switching, ability to give orders to the AI
Samurai Hyrule Warriors?
>>331745975
$15 for 3ds
$10 for wii u
$20 for both
The first dlc that costs $2 isn't included
>>331742397
6.8 is a good score. It's above average.
>>331745975
For handhelds, this much
For Wii U exclusive season pass, >>331743490
For the non-dlc new characters, >>331743336
>comfy
>fun
>nostalgic
Only review I need ;^)
>>331746347
Sonny, games are rated out of 40. A 68/100 is really 8/40. It's shit.
>>331743336
Thank god Nintendo does DLC well, or I would be pissed
>>331746445
what, how do you not know math that much?
8/40 is 20% not 68%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIDy-G4zSP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnei1O19uR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sgs_ZE0EQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_hO0ojyZpI
There will never be better music in a zelda game.
>>331746584
there probablywill
>>331746523
(original score - 60)/40
>>331746445
>all games are rated in a 100 scale
retard please.
>>331746682
That make no sense.
5/10 is average.
6-7 are good
Pirated it on 2ds. Game was alright, but I was tricked into playing it more than it deserved because Zelda is so god damn cute. Her in a bit of armor and wielding a rapier just works for. Also, Linkle.
Having the dlc be just the characters for the Wii U version is such a shitty move. I want the fucking adventure maps.
>>331746445
>>331746682
Dont know where you learned math but whoever taught you it should be jailed.
Good thing I just downloaded legends with a [spoilers]CIA[/spoilers] instead
Nothing of value lost
>>331742090
They made a port of a game in a console that couldn't run it properly to begin with to a far shittier hardware.
>>331742771
>>The sad part is that they made some well received changes that make the actual gameplay better.
>what did they change?
- Character switching on the fly
- Transporting one section of the map to another using the ocarina
Those are the big ones
>>331747101
I want the whole thing on the WiiU, there are a ton of improvements plus they redid alot of the game to work with all the DLC that got added, so now you get to fight the DLC characters in missions on the adventure map plus the map's have been redesigned and rebalanced, you get to them via certain parts of the main map instead of them just popping up.
Also some new enemy weak points to make boss's and generals less of a time sink.
>>331746906
Oooook, aaaand now comes the part where you provide sauce.
>>331747883
You can give orders to the AI, the enemies have more weak points, the story/adventure mode has been redesigned to include the DLC from the WiiU version along with the new characters, new enemy types and boss's.
New area's based off wind waker, a large decrease in grind, they improved a ton.
>>331748189
do the dlc characters do anything in the new story stuff? It seems like that would be the perfect opportunity to bring them in.
>>331748189
Good, now give me a sequel for a proper console.
>DLC for all the rest of the year
>Wii U only gets characters, no new maps
>Wii U is dead, so HW2 will be NX, but it still has not even been announced
Fucking fuck, man. Fucking why? The fuck is wrong with those assholes.
>>331748328
Wii U is not dead. The rumors are false.
Even the Vita can't handle musou properly, who told Nintendo this was a good idea?
>>331748525
Come on, this is not about the rumors, it's common sense. Will it keep getting games? Sure, a few of them. But it's already dead.
>>331746456
It's missing "paid review" on the far right for the modern scale.
>musou
>reviewed poorly
Someone call Kotaku right now!!
>>331748730
>it's common sense
nothing's like personal snowflake feelings stated as word of god. That will do the trick!
>>331748629
>MUH HANDHELD MARKET
>MUH JAPANESE SALES
>MUH WIND WAKER
Shouldn't be hard to solve this mystery
>>331748887
The hell are you talking about?
>>331748730
Sure, but so do all consoles?
The Wii U has more games coming so I dont see any real problem.
>>331749162
Yes, but that's besides the point. The point being that the next game will be an NX one for sure.
>>331746194
Wouldn't it be a shit sandwich? You name sandwiches after the filling not the bread.
>>331749230
Not really? They said many many times that the NX wont be a Wii U replacement.
>>331749353
Of course. You keep telling yourself that.
>>331744984
Oh her voice is unbearable for sure, it's just that for me her blue hair symbolised everything wrong with her in a single point, especially the jpop idol part.
>>331749467
Dude, I'm a Master Idort level 5. I own a gaming PC and all the consoles going back 5 Generations.
The Wii U is easily the system from this gen I have the most games and most fun with.
I do not see the Wii U not have new games coming. Hell, I would not be surprised to see a new DK Country on it.
>>331749238
Do not deny yourself the pleasures of an ass sandwich.
>>331749627
>I'm a Master Idort level 5
not that anon, but do you have xbox one?
if yes - why?
I have like 17 systems, even JP wii u, yet can't bring myself to care about xbox one at all.
>>331749853
I got it at the same as the Ps4. I wanted DR3 and ect on it. But right now, I have played DR 3 (finished it last month) and I have the Halo collection that I did not play yet, and Rare Replay, which all the games are downloadables pretty much so I already 100% Kazooie and Tooie and Perfect Dark. And it does not have all the Rare Nintendo games so it's pretty meh.
Right now ranking wise I would say PC > Wii U > PS4 > Xbox One.
If you can only own one console with no PC it would be
PS4 > Wii U > One
The Xbox One has no real games so far. And the UI is even worst than at launch. It's so fucking hard to find how to play the game you placed in the system for some reason.
The whole menu screen is Ads for stuff
>>331750181
>>331749853
Here the list of exclusives the Xbox One and Ps4 were supposed to get.
Not so good, even by 2013 standard. But there is a couple of 2015 E3 games that look fun to play. Like Robot Dog simulator. Quantum Break look fine too. Just bad on PC and not good on consoles.
>>331742156
Can you honestly trust IGN though? When they give compare a PS2 classic to Angry Birds and give praise to a baby themed family party game?
>>331750350
For what it is? That's what a reviewer is supposed to do. You dont compare Mario Bros to Fallout 4. Not the same goals.
Was the baby party game a good baby party game?
>>331744149
The dumb thing is they're still really pushing the 3DS version. New maps and shit are going to be 3DS exclusive.
>>331750490
We'll never know, because after God Hand's review, and then re-review, where it only went up by .5, and then compared to Angry Birds (I thought you weren't supposed to compare SMB to Fallout 4), can you really trust anything they say? Apparently not, because actual people on Amazon bought the party game based off of IGN's opinion, and said it was mediocre at best.
>>331750181
forgot about those games and halo at all. yeah, I guess if you are fan of those series it may have been worth it.
shame about DR3 tho, seems way less fun than previous.
>>331751110
Well I only played Halo 1. So I will have to play through it.
DR 3 is fun, much easier though. The time limit is pretty much infinite. I finished the whole game, doing all the side missions by Day 4. Which I liked. I didnt like having to choose between side missions in 2.
>>331742090
>it's on 3DS
There's your answer.
>>331742090
>>331742156
>what went wrong?
The Nintendo Honeymoon is over.
>not even new 3ds exclusive to take advantage of the slightly better hardware
>all the new adventure maps and stages/story are 3ds exclusive, the wii u version only gets the new characters
Fucking kill me, who came up with these shitty fucking ideas?
>>331751486
>take advantage of the slightly better hardware
except it does do that. That's why the game runs like shit on the old one and fine on the new one.
>>331751575
>fine on the new one
>CURRENT YEAR and still getting anything less than 40fps
>>331751461
It's a portable version of a Wii U game that tried to put the exact same things in the a console with maybe 1/4 of the graphical power.
>>331742090
I knew the game'd be garbage on the 3DS, even the new 3DS, I mean, What the fuck did people expect?
The pop in for enemies on the Wii U version is distracting enough, but its not awful.
Anyone who expected anything from a handheld game that has dozens if not hundreds of enemies at a time was living a lie.
Why even make a 3DS version?
>>331746747
>I've never been to ign before
5/10 is absolutely not the average on IGN. The average review score is a round 7 and most of the games that get lower than that are downright shit with a few exceptions.
>>331751718
>"it doesn't take advantage of the new hardware"
>it does
>"LOOK HOW BAD THE FRAMERATE IS!"
>>331742505
Pretty easy mistake senpai.
>>331751849
Excuses excuses.
KI:U ran fine and that was regular 3DS.
>>331751870
I agree that the Wii U version would be the best way for a new version to be released, but nothing about the N3DS version looks like "garbage".
For a handheld musou, it looks pretty good. Of course, if you think handheld musous are garbage in the first place, then that's totally legit.
>>331751976
It was not a brawler with hundreds of minions attacking and killing each other.
The game is GREAT
Amazing having a game like this portable.
It's easily the scummiest thing nintendo published in a while.
>Whats that, n3ds exclusives sell like shit?
>Lets just pretend that this one can run on 3ds
>>331751976
I suppose it is an excuse, but I would never expect KT/Omega Force to be able to optimize as well as Sora. That they were able to make KI:U run as well as it did and Smash 3DS run at a perfect 60fps at all times on the O3DS is a fucking miracle.
>>331751976
Let's not forget Xenoblade Chronicles 3D, because it looks and runs pretty damn good for a game with single maps the size of other video games entirely.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SctEfzkmq64
NX better be a damn good system with damn good games.
>>331752142
I guess you didn't played or seen Mosou games on Vita
>>331752234
Maps with procedural loading. Not having to calculate 20 combats.
>>331752234
It's important to state again that the 4 is for the game running on the O3DS, which is absolutely legit:
https://youtu.be/NVRC6RrwFQE
There's no issues with the N3DS version, but the fact that Nintendo is framing it as playable on any 3DS- or not even just putting a "better on N3DS" sticker or something on the box- is the real issue with this.
>>331750518
Blah, new maps, blah, new characters, that cool and all but I want all the fixs and improvements they made to the base game. Making any progress on the post main adventure map is such a chore.
>>331752413
I actually just looked up gameplay of Pirate Warriors 3 on Vita for a comparison.
The amount of enemies on screen is way the fuck less than the PS4 version, and I would say is comparable to the amount of enemies on screen to the N3DS version. It's certainly prettier, but that's the Vita in general.
TRANSFORMATION
>>331752479
Well yeah, but it's also important to state that once again, IGN is responsible for giving a legit 8/10 game a 3.0 and eventually a 3.5, only then comparing it to Angry Birds Star Wars, and eventually proceeding to give Imagine: Party Babies a ludicrously high rating, only for it to get mediocre reviews on other sites, because surprise, it's actuaally a mediocre game, and what the fuck is IGN doing?
>shit game
>gets shit reviews
Gee, who woulda thunk?
>>331748138
That is the sauce. There is literally no more to the animation (Annoyingly) and the guy who made it is a prude.
Whoever's played both versions, how does the N3DS stack up against the Wii U gameplay? The demo felt a little flat on N3DS
>>331752479
That video was terrible and proved nothing, because all I saw was a tutorial opening, with barely any movement from the enemy and no movement from the player character. I did however lookup a much more competent video and saw the difference is clear as day, and I gotta say, the N3DS footage was damn impressive for what it was. It's a good thing I bought a New 3DS. Seriously, if you care enough about a game like this, that you would sit on a imagine forum all morning and bitch about a single game's choppy framerate on the older generation of a handheld, then shouldn't you have invested in the newer model a long time ago? They're only 200 dollars, and even less used, and that's not exactly chump change, but it can be purchased in a single paycheck, without any financial reprocussions to you, the buyer, so long as you plan it out. And that's only if you work a shitty minimum wage job.
>>331752178
>make it N3DS exclusive
>omg forcing us to buy new hardware fuck Nintendo
>make it work on both systems but runs like shit on 3DS
>wow Nintendo are scum for putting this on old 3DS fucking Nintendo
Literally can't win
>>331744562
>>331742710
fuck youim jealous
>>331746906
I thought she was running, fuck.
How many harp based characters does a game need?
>>331753482
How is it that Sega can release Genesis games in the form of beautifully crafted 3D capable ports, and they play like a charm, yet Nintendo had made tons of horrible excuses as to why their SNES games couldn't run on their own system, ranging from issues with the aspect ratio to games running poorly, and then, when out of nowhere, they do release them, and they can run slightly choppy at times, even for the N3DS?
>>331745629
>>331745815
>>331745978
>Release game with season pass
>Rerelease the game with a new season pass.
Nobody was happy when Mortal kombat and Evolve released a new season pass. Why is everyone okay when Nintendo does it?
Don't get me wrong, HW season pass was worth the price in my opinion, but that stuff could have been a free update.
Also,
>season pass for a 3ds game
>>331753761
The Sega games are ported
The SNES games are emulated
>>331753728
2 apparently.
>>331742090
Your dad didn't pull out in time.
>>331752781
Surprise, IGN is run by different writers. You're right to shit on reviews from an author but trying to compare a review by one person with one set of standards to another is super silly.
>>331753482
The entire idea of n3ds is anti-consumer, of course they can't win, but bamboozling little uninformed kids into asking their mums for hyrule warriors 3d on their OG 3ds and getting completely jipped is alot worse then putting an ONLY FOR N3DS label on it and having store employees clarify that the game won't run for them.
>>331746584
this music is bad and you should feel bad
>disgusting basic rock beats
>generic guitar distortion
molgera is listenable but that's about it, it is nothing like the original. and that hair metal guitar gives me a migraine.
>>331753870
>SEGA games are ported
No.
>>331754068
yes.
how the fuck else will you explain perfect Outrun port, which before existed only on Saturn?
>>331754130
The Genesis games are not ported, which is what that anon was talking about.
>>331753870
>Changing screen sizes
>Changing system color
>Switch between regular and special performance modes
>All within one menu.
All Nintendo has is restore points and a somewhat cryptic method to turn on pixel purfect mode, which merely gives you a grey gameboy or purple GBC depending on which game you are playing.
Sega still does what Nintendon't, and on their own console no less.
>>331742090
>"Without flashy graphics, we've suddenly realized this game is repetitive, button-mashing bullshit!"
You don't say.
>>331746584
That was pretty boring.
>>331753978
Well when you take into consideration that one reviewer favored a mobile phone game with as much ingenuity as a ham sandwhich, to a fun beatem' up on the PS2, and then another one of their reviewers game a legitimately mediocre party game themed after babies a lucrative review; that tells me that they all share the same standards.
>>331746584
>"I think shitty synth orchestra and generic guitar chords are just the best!"
Then again, you'd have to if you're the kind of person who enjoys such mindless button-mashing in the first place. Try to be a bit less pleb from now on.
>>331754775
What do you want out of a portable console? It's meant to kill time while you are riding the bus or waiting for your doctors appointment. if you want a deep and complex game that requires your full attention, buy a PC or home console.
6/10 is the absolute ceiling for DW and its clones, so putting it on a system that can't handle it doesn't help
>>331754775
The first game on the Wii U is the exact same shit. The entire GENRE is the exact same shit. Let's not pretend its exclusive to this entry, hm?
It's not so much that I feel every game should be deep and complex, but it should be engaging. You don't have to be either of those things to be engaging. The only people who are engaged by HW and musous in general are tryhards who get off on the instant gratification of just mashing the attack button to send hordes of harmless enemies flying. Just like they dream they'll do to all those mean bullies at school. Someday.
>>331755223
dammit, meant for >>331754921
>>331755223
>The only people who are engaged by HW and musous in general are tryhards who get off on the instant gratification of just mashing the attack button to send hordes of harmless enemies flying
>harmless
we don't play only tutorials (aka main story on normal), anon.
Also each musou has it's own differences. Play DW and SW and then say they are the same.
It's just evolved beat'em up, or you are against good beat'em up games too? After all they are just mindless button mashing.
>>331755223
>oh no, someone can have fun with games I dislike
>better talk about muh superior taste and call them names
>beat the game when it originally came out
>didn't buy any of the dlc
how much new grinding will I get to do in legends?
>>331742484
we've known for fucking eons that Nintendo does not pay out to reviewers. i don't think they even send free review copies.
>>331755971
beat aka "did the tutorial(beat story)" or beat aka " 100% adventure map"?
in both cases - a LOT
>>331755850
>oh no, someone made me realize I'm a fucking scrub
>better be a faggot
>>331757053
all you need it is some BENEVOLENCE, anon
>>331755975
they do send review copies iirc
>>331755223
>Talking shit about musou games
someone hates fun
Is everything on the handheld version going to be available for the console version in the DLC packs?
>>331757571
Just characters/weapons.
>>331757571
aside of first 3DS DLC and new maps and story mode for characters, as far I'm aware.
>>331745467
At the very least grab MH4U and Xenoblade 3D, or else what was the point of getting a New over an old?
>>331742710
I know that feel bro
>>331757475
some reviewers claim free review copies is damn-near impossible
you probably need a good rep to get that. but they don't do ANY of the shit Sony does, like gift baskets, free shit-tier ""swag"" and paid reviews
>>331757778
>playing Xenoblade without JP audio, with worse textures overall
Brits are good but not that good
>It's a "the positives are intriguing while negatives don't bother me" review
Eagerly awaiting the .3DS
>>331743541
I can be the only one that muted that game because I couldn't handle the repetitive annoying voice clips right?
>>331757895
>Being a weeb AND a graphics whore
>Not playing the version with less bugs and smarter AI
>>331757675
>>331757651
No maps and story mode? God damn it.
How long has it been since Skyward Sword? 5 years?
I love Zelda but sweet god, feels like I only get to play it twice per decade.
>>331758065
Yeah, SS was 2011.
>>331745629
this is bullshit, the wii u version is the better one by miles, who the fuck plays musou games on such a shitty handheld which can barely handle 10 enemies. I'm glad I got rid of my Wii U. I rather support Sony at this point
>>331757989
If I'd be graphics whore, I'd played with HD texture pack on PC.
and as far I remember from seeing roommate playing, Melia AI still doesn't do jack shit in battle.
can be wrong tho.
Language is a personal preference thing, but n3DS ver doesn't have dual audio which makes Wii one better for everyone.
>>331758017
>No maps and story mode? God damn it.
not from base 3DS release anyway, I forgot about exact new DLC content insides.
they need to sell 3DS version somehow.
>>331758175
Fucking hell. Now I know why I hated Wind Waker so much, I waited a quarter of my life to play it.
>>331758295
>being this new
>>331743238
>How the fuck can you complain about IGN being bad if you don't even bother reading the review?
nobody in this thread actually reads anything their reactions are always based solely on the OP image
>>331758295
What, you only play console zelda games?
We've had several re-releases and two new handheld games since then.
>>331758887
That's like calling New Super Mario World a sequel to Galaxy 2. ALBW was just Zelda 1 again, didn't feel anything like a proper 3D installment.
>>331742090
Nintendo is like those horrible parents that have 2 kids, one they ignore: just a normal "ok" kid (WiiU) that doesn't do great at school but just survives, and then they have a younger kid with downs (3ds), that they have to shove him on everyone faces to show how "great" parents they are, instead of putting it down (no pun intended).
When Hyrule Warriors was released on WiiU in my country we didn't have a single ad anywhere, but Legends is released and they show the fucking ad EVERY 15 FUCKING MINUTES ON TV, showing those horrible pixelated scenes and 10 enemies at the same time trying to make it look "epic" when even many n64 games looked better than that.
>>331759239
Perhaps because the 3DS is the greatest handheld ever made while the WiiU is a horrible mess of gimmicks abandoned by everyone? I guarantee that the HW team is kicking themselves that they even made a WiiU version to begin with.
>>331742090
>finaly handhelds have the power to run console-like games
>it is bad
Who knows.
>>331759239
wii u is downs
3ds is the above avg kid that does average work
>>331760396
Wii U is fine, just completely neglected.
>>331758198
The 3DS versionwould sell even if they were the exact same game, lots of people like having portable versions of games.
>>331742090
thats what they get for not giving the
Wii u version all that tasty new content.
>>331742378
This too
Just giving us the chracters with nothing new to try them on is lameeeee
>>331761296
dunno, musou on handhelds doesn't work all that well
>>331759760
>horrible mess of gimmicks
Such as? The Gamepad is one of the best ideas they had (though the hardware could have been much better to handle displaying things on both the Pad and the TV), and they've gotten a lot better at motion control since the Wii.
>>331743490
Do I still get my Ganondorf pajamas with the wii u season pass?
>>331761582
If they're done right they can be. Sacrifice the background, visual effects, and some polygons to allow for lots of people on the screen and to keep the frame rate at a reasonable speed.
