Why did Nintendo allow a villain that just wants to get fucked?
>>331737645
Giving into lust is the best crime
>>331737645
Because it'shot
they needed a character your mom could relate to
>>331738276
If only my mom looked like that
They need something to censor
>>331738403
If only i looked like that.
>>331737645
Because they did it before with Bowser.
There is literally nothing wrong with Cia.
>>331737645
because quality over quantity
>>331738665
Everything is wrong with Cia
somebody said CIA
>>331738709
There is literally nothing wrong with her wanting a little boy.
>>331738709
The only thing wrong with Cia is that Link is chasing Zelda's pussy by default and that Ganondorf is a dick.
>couldn't hire one fucking writer to shit out one-liners so the heroes could have banter
>>331738837
Ganon used hisdickalright.
>>331738837
did i hear cia
>>331738665
Source for the full version?
>>331738967
zalsfm
>>331738837
>tfw Ganondorf got inside Cia before you
>>331738927
Fucking baneposter.
>>331738837
is it actually canon that link hooks up with zelda? im tired of nerds claiming zelda is his girlfriend, when its never actually implied.
Even mario got kisses from peach. Link got more attention from a zora, and commoner women from what i can tell.
>>331738770
>>331738927
why?
why does this fucking baneposting still make me laugh?
>>331739345
Because you're a big guy
>>331739293
Zelda 2 is the latest game in the timeline. Or one of thm at least. I know not many have actually played it and fewer have finished it, but it's very much implied in the ending. Link definitely gets some.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXO4VP5IOwI
>>331739408for you
>>331739414
thats one, compared to all the other choices, and encounters he has had.
i dont consider zelda his "girlfriend", in most senses. hes more like a knight doing what knights do.
>>331739293
A lot of them imply at least some sort of attraction between the two, mainly the post-2000 games.
>>331738770
Kek'd
>>331739687
tetra, whilezeldas decendant, doesn't count. shes another character.
i think link had a better relationship with midna, than zelda in TP also
>>331739293
Well the only 2D that doesn't get some is ALttP and for the 3D ones OoT and TP don't get any.
>>331739854
I'd still count Tetra as Zelda since she is a Zelda for all intents and purposes.
Also yeah, in TP Link was pushed with Midna, though he probably ended up with Ilia unfortunately.
>>331739880
I can never tell which link is which, besides the obvious WW, MC, and 4 Sword links.
>>331739974
shes tetra, far longer than she is zelda, in wind waker. your opinion but okay man. thats not zelda, much like shiek isnt zelda.
and link ending up with anyone but zelda, is preferred, its just too generic for him to always wed the princess, especially when other women actively take interest.
i do like how linkis always some soldier in the games, but the hyrule in WW showed him as a really big hero(the large statue). that after fact is nice to think about.
>>331738665
Surprisingly good loop.
>>331739974
>though he probably ended up with Ilia unfortunately.
TP is literally a parallel of OoT/MM. You know what this means.
>>331737645
cause it wasn't developed by nintendo
>>331740312
I disappeared into an alternate universe, came back, became a knight of hyrule, married some random NPC or something and died?
I want to be a big guy for Cia
