I opened it.
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I opened it.
I opened a fridge today.
I also opened it.
>>331683678
No wonder you're so fat.
>>331683549
did he died
>>331683549
did you get btfo?
>>331683678
you fucking fatass piece of shit
>>331683549
At least you didn't side with the kuei-jin
>>331683549
Dumbass
>>331683549
![chiasm8377[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbZzoFW.jpg "chiasm8377[1].jpg")
HERE I STAND
>>331683746
>>331683786
Listen, don't talk to me like I'm kind of fucken chump, alright? Because I'm not. I'm a business man, a family man, a man of the people, a man of the church, a man of the country. I'm a patriot, a veteran, a man of god, a missionary, a postman. I work at Jamba Juice, ok?My dog is spayed. I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler. I make my own quilts, I love eggs, I shop locally, I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces.I my eyebrows are shaved. My friends are all Geese. I live in a house, I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. All my medicine is over the counter, except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads: If you don't like me, you can go FUCK your MOTHER. I live inside the matrix. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside of my brain. There's a shark inside of the bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have a mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. i went to India once. I like bowling.
So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fucken chump, alright? Because I'm not.
>>331683992
how was I supposed to know what was it it witthout opening it
>tfw almost opened it but didn't
gotta hand it to them, they made the choice difficult
>>331684134
There's like three hundred people that say "Don't open it."
>>331684196
the sabbat and beckett last second with no reasoning
>>331684074
You forgot to mention that you are fat.
As long you didn't suck LaCroix dick more than the necessary and didn't side with the Kuei-jin, you did nothing wrong. Now go play as a Malk or a Nossie.
>>331684313
The Malkavian chick on the beach too, and I think there are others. Consider listening to an NPC once in a while. On the other hand, I find it hilarious that so many people tell the player not to do it and then they give you the option to say "fuk u lol i wont' do wat u tell me im a tuff guy." It's like a moron trap.
>>331683549
>everybody telling you not to open it
>open it
Retard
>>331683549
Absolute madman
>>331684048
UP ON THE STAGEEEEEEAH
>>331685048
>listening to others
I play by my own rules. If it happens to lead to a box that shouldn't be opened getting opened, so be it.
>literally everyone tells you not to open it
>alright i wont open it
>beckett is smug as shit about thinking its nothing
>runs up to you absolutely panicked and exacerbated like he's come to some sort of massive revelation about it
>man he seems really out of character here
>open it
fuck you beckett
>he didn't open the mystery box
>>331685397
>I play by my own rules. If it happens to lead to a box that shouldn't be opened getting opened, so be it.
>last words of man who fell to his death after someone told him he can't fly
>>331684074
>>331684074
>a man of the church
Faggot
Do you enjoy sex? Wanna do drugs? Like fun things? Are you comfortable with the idea of an eternity sucking penises, receiving anal sex and possibly giving sex yourself? While you play videogames and other assortment of fun things?
Do you think that such things, considered unholy, cound be actually gifts of god? A very loving one that goes like: hey, what the fuck, let's have fun!
Do you think the bible lies and the "god" depicted on it is quite evil? Do you think that jesus guy is boring and probably the truth of a son of god is different?
Don't you consider that a place called paradise would be filled with orgies and neverending parties? Don't you think the few joys of earth would be multiplied?
Really now, wanna fuck with angels and shit? Can you imagine how angel dick feels? Or angel pussy? Why don't you ask me what I know so far?
You think this sounds insane: Jeremiah 8:8 already gives you the hint that the bible is fucking manipulated.
Let's go to heaven while fucking like rabbits!
>>331684074
OK ChumpIs this a pasta?
>>331683549
You what?
>>331686385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvCdB5gcmhQ
Kinda
>>331686435
He killed himself in quite a violent fashion while blowing the Masquerade.
