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Why didn't Link just give her the dick? WHY DIDN'T
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Why didn't Link just give her the dick?

WHY DIDN'T LINK JUST GIVE... HER... THE... DICK?!?!???!?
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>>331435404
He can't give her something he doesn't have.
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>>331435404
Something about not sticking your dick in crazy
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>>331435404
He's a gay fukkboi.
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>>331435618
But she only went crazy because he wouldn't GIVE HER THE DICK.
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>>331435404
Because he's stuck in a children's game where such things are forbidden.
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>>331435404
Well, instead of showing up and talking to him, she stalked him and started an insane evil army.
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Link is a fuckboi, beta cuck, orbiter.

His oneitis is keeping him around to do stuff for her with no intention of EVER looking at his as anything other than a safety net for next time she gets into any trouble.

>Feminazi
>MGTOW
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because he isn't a horny virgin like you guys and was in love with zelda
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How important is text in this game? Can I just play the japanese version on the 3DS?
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>>331435404
Never stick dick into crazy.
Never.
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>>331436191
Again, she wasn't crazy to begin with.

She only went crazy because he wouldn't GIVE HER THE DICK.
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>>331435765
>Link gives her the dick before crazy
>Something stupid happens
>She goes crazy anyway and nothing changes

Dealing with crazy is a hopeless struggle to begin with
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>>331435404

>ics

When does she transform into an inanimate object
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>>331435404
She'd probably castrate him after and put it in a pickle jar as a souvenir.

Bitch is insane
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>>331436269
Listen. Link is the object of every girl's fantasy. Ultimately it is unreasonable to expect him to stick his dick in anything seeing how he's probably traumatized from waging so many one-man wars.
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>>331436269
That would still make her mentally and emotionally unstable.
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I don't think Link wants any part of her throbbing futa cock
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>>331435404
That's because he's into cuckoldry
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>Never stick your dick in crazy

Pussy mantra.

Best sex I've ever had has been with crazy girls, you guys keep holding out for your precious, pure wiafus that are only a little better than your hands.
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>>331436461
She only became unstable because of Ganondorf possessing her and forcing the good out of her.

Which he was only able to do because she had such strong feelings of jealousy.

Which she only had because... stay with me here... Link wouldn't just GIVE HER THE DICK.

If Link had just GIVEN HER THE DICK, Ganondorf would remained sealed away across time and space and countless lives would have been spared.
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>>331436659
>says the faggot posting on /v/
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>>331436659
>Giving up your wizard powers for one night of 3DPD
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so many people assuming that link has a dick
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>>331436659
The issue is not the sex itself but what comes after
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>>331436709
You don't understand how the crazy works

If a girl is going to take in a dark lord over something that means SHE WAS ALWAYS CRAZY. She became more crazy but it shows how when slighted she will do the crazy which is what you have to really worry about
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>>331435404
who the fuck is this bitch and why should link be giving her the D?
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>>331436872
TP Link is a descendant of OoT Link.

ST Zelda is a descendant of WW Zelda and Link.

SS Link started the Royal Family with Zelda.

NES Link really liked hookers.

So yes, Link does have a dick. Why wouldn't he?
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>>331436785
I'm so close to being a wizard, I can already feel the powers unlocking within me. Your dick is designed to make you mental if you stick it somewhere, reduce you to a filthy animal, it's the same as frying your brains with drugs.
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>>331436709
She needs to move on. I don't think Link even knew who she was.

The chick that could spawn Dark Links like nothing couldn't just fulfill her fantasy with them?
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>>331435404
Because she took off the mask.

She only looks good with the mask on, and link has a mask fetish.
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>>331436960
I don't think she had a say in Ganondorf possessing her.
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>>331437069
THIS

No body cared who she was until she put the mask on
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Can you post more fucking comicses already?

How fucking long do i have to sit in this shitty thread?
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>>331436993
Titty witch. Because titties.
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>>331437207
every witch is a titty witch i'm asking who this specific titty witch is.
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Because he has shit taste in women. Little brown girls are *clearly* the best.
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>>331437069
>>331437195
If she takes the mask off will she die?
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>>331436993

Cia, the villain from Hyrule Warriors.

The entire plot of the game happens because she wants to fuck Link but knows he only has eyes for Zelda, because he has shit taste in women.
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>>331437153
She did, or at least let him in and may not have made a 100% deal
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>>331436417
Wish it was that way in real life cuz I'd be swimmin
;-;
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>>331437063
>continuity between Zelda games
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>>331437605
Exists whether you like it or not. Miyamoto's "no story in vidya" autism needs to fade into irrelevancy just as he has.
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>>331437605
MM is a direct sequel to OoT.

ST is an obvious sequel to WW.

WW and TP were both stated to be long-term sequels to OoT.

These were pretty blatant. Most anything else is just Nintendo throwing shit at the wall and making retroactive changes.
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>>331437550
>Still no Cia x Toon Link art

Legends has been out for nearly 2 months now.
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>>331438021
oh and ALBW is a more recent stated sequel to LTTP.
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>>331437932
>This is what the next generation of players actually, genuinely supports.
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>1 new LA character
>1 new PH/ST character
>2 new ALBW characters
>1 new weapon for Toon Link
>1 new weapon for Linkle

What are your wishes/predictions
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>>331435404
She never really gave him the chance even if he wanted to. Even after he dicked her she still had Ganondorf's spirit inside her so it wouldn't have changed much.
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>>331438298
Because I know the two aren't mutually exclusive since they've been done well before
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>>331437932
No we just need to take Miyamoto'a autism from Paper Mario and move it back to Zelda.
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>>331438469
>a good dicking couldn't defeat the evil inside of her

Do you even hentai?
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>>331438623
This. You can't beat the cock.
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>>331438567
Why? So the series can become more centered around Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf than it already is with a cast of generic Gorons and Zoras with no distinct traits whatsoever?
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>>331438567
>Why is the final boss not ganon
>Why aren't you unlocking weapons in the dungeon to use in the dungeon
>Why are there any moral ambiguities
>Why isn't Link saving a Princess Zelda

pls no
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>>331438707
>>331438727

Yeah that's what I mean. Fucking idiots.
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>>331438918
And how would that improve the series?
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>>331438707
>>331438707
You're right how dare they make a Zelda game about Zelda, Link, and Ganondorf what the hell was nintendo thinking!?!?
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>>331435851
Joking aside, you DO know that most Links are related by blood, right?
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>>331435404
Because she's a straight trans woman.
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>>331436709
Link didn't even know she fucking existed before she went crazy.
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>>331439031
>trans
theres no such thing
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>>331438991
Yes, it got boring after a while. Wind Waker provided the perfect closure for Ganondorf's character. He wasn't needed to come back again.
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>>331436417
Link traveled the lame and killed every bad guy. And gannon still treats him as a little punk. Shit is retarded
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>>331439163
>He wasn't needed to come back again.
except for the fact that the whole story is about reincarnation so why wouldn't he come back?
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Is Link the biggest Gary Stu in gaming History?
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>>331439298
The whole story wasn't about reincarnation until Skyward Sword which is essentially Zelda's Sticker Star

>>331439318
No, Kirby is
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>>331438968
>Zelda would be better if it had no story. Or more precisely, no plot to structure the adventure. The first Zeldas barely had any plot, and they were the better for it. With plot, sequence matters too much. The early Zeldas had situations, worlds and scenarios that framed the action, gaps to be filled in by the player, sequences to be broken. Optimal paths and shortcuts weren’t a given; they had to be earned. Items were the most prominent plot devices, and even they were not unduly strict about order. You could be slow and steady or blast straight through with a little know-how. The basic rules of the gameworld were what bound you, not some artificial necessity imposed for the sake of plot. You could even play through the entire first Zelda up to Ganon without ever getting a sword.
>Plot in modern Zeldas is another culprit in the Case of the Sluggish Pacing. It only thinly veils the mechanics being explored, and it bends the adventure in ways that feel forced and unnatural. Especially when the needy denizens of Hyrule get involved. At this point, I fear speaking to anyone without a golden triangle on her hand. When did everyone become so inane and needy? The original Zelda had no villages or houses; the only remaining residents were hidden away in caves, the clearest indication that Hyrule had already fallen to the enemy. They were cryptic, terse, mercenary and only rarely asked anything of you (one letter to be delivered to an old woman, one grumbly Moblin to be fed). Link was a student of Hyrule and its people, learning how everything worked, how the world could be saved. He was not the people’s personal benefactor slash errand boy. This makes the player feel awkwardly like both the center of the universe and an indentured servant. Myself, I need neither additional chores nor reinforcement for my solipsism.
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>>331439251
He is a little punk who was given toys that are too much to him.

So Link can push a block or two, Ganondorf spans multiple eras wreaking death and destruction.
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>>331439385
>Zelda doesn’t even have central characters. It has echoes. Repetitions with variation. Only one-off characters, like Midna, have a singularity that matters. The rest are foregone conclusions. At their best, they can offer nuance or temporary affect, but the very nature of Zelda’s iterative narrative makes it hard for anything to stick. Even the more vibrant versions of characters (Wind Waker’s Tetra, Skyward Sword’s Zelda) are hamstrung by the larger narrative’s conservatism. Get your crown on, princess. Go to sleep.
>Building up a world with a past, a believable place with its own logic – that would be enough. Wind Waker’s post-apocalyptic drowned world was enough; Majora’s Mask’s temporal loops and grinning lunar horror were enough. Zelda is a perfect candidate for environmental storytelling. A Hyrule you can dwell in, despite its limitations (perhaps because of them), with gameplay that compels you further in – such a world will produce its own stories. It will speak without over-signaling, it will invite readings without being immediately legible, it will become evocative, a space to be occupied by imagination. A place of wonder.
>To do this, Hyrule must become more indifferent to the player. It must aspire to ignore Link. Zelda has so far resisted the urge to lavish choice on the player and respond to his every whim, but it follows a similar spirit of indulgence in its loving details, its carefully crafted adventure that reeks of quality and just-for-you-ness. But a world is not for you. A world needs a substance, an independence, a sense that it doesn’t just disappear when you turn around (even if it kinda does). It needs architecture, not level design with themed wallpaper, and environments with their own ecosystems (which were doing just fine before you showed up). Every location can’t be plagued with false crises only you can solve, grist for the storymill.

source: http://tevisthompson.com/saving-zelda/
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>>331439385
A single game works well like this, but a full adventure series needs a way to separate one quest to save the world from the other lest the series succumb to NSMB syndrome.
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>>331439318
No, Link is consistently pretty weak. Remember how hard a time he has with simple armored soldiers or skeletons?

The only Link who was overpowered was the one in WW because there's just no fucking way a kid that small can hit enemies three times his size so hard that they go flying.
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>>331437153
I can guarantee regardless of possession consent, Link's dick would have cleansed Cia of any dark spirits. Thus she never would have went crazy.
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>>331439375
>The whole story wasn't about reincarnation until Skyward Sword which is essentially Zelda's Sticker Star
except for the fact that Wind Waker mentions the hero of time and clearly shows past versions of link in ancient paintings.

And Twilight Princess also mentions the hero of time defeating ganon as well.

So no anon the story has always been about reincarnation Skyward Sword just showed us how the cycle began
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>>331439385
>>331439502
This is actually true. Dark Souls really capitalized on it by giving players just enough plot but making the exploration the focal point. You didn't need any NPCs to telll you to go into a spooky cave. You wanted to do it for yourself, as the player.
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>>331439560
What syndrome is that? Reaching the perfected form of its formula and being consistently good?
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>>331439485
>So Link can push a block or two, Ganondorf spans multiple eras wreaking death and destruction.
Link spans multiple eras killing Ganondorf
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Link's a cuck
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>>331439105
>he thinks his denial has power over reality
>he thinks Linkle is a different person
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>>331438298
Is that the one where she grows a dick? It looks like the one where she grows a dick.
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>>331439779
Linkle and Link co-exist she fucking grew up with link
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>>331439375
They've pretty much done it in every Zelda game after WW
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>Linkle thinks that she is the hero and the descendant of Link
>turns out she was right but the gods said fuck it when she couldn't find her way to the castle and gave some random schmuck with a scarf the triforce of courage because he was in the right place.
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>>331439853
>she fucking grew up with link
In a figurative, psychological sense, sure.
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>>331439609
Normal Link's bloodline is weak as shit.

WW Link has strong islander lineage.
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>>331439987
in a literal sense she and him lived in the same village at the same time.
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>>331439002
No, most Links are biologically unrelated.

It's canon that Twilight Princess Link is descended from the Hero of Time but other than that the Links aren't related by blood.
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>>331435404
A better question is why didn't he give the dick to Lana since she is less crazy.
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>>331439656
Wind Waker's story is about ultimately ending the cycle of Hyrule

Twilight Princess was OoT Link's son. No reincarnation

>>331439748
>Thinks NSMB didn't ruin the Mario franchise
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>>331436709
Did she ever even talk to Link before the possession? Even once?
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>>331440458
Because Lana was a pussy who didn't even try to get the d
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>>331437063
>ST Zelda is a descendant of WW Zelda and Link.
No he's definitely not, as he's not related to the Royal Family.
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>>331440484
>Wind Waker's story is about ultimately ending the cycle of Hyrule
Correct meaning that there was a cycle before Skward Sword
>Twilight Princess was OoT Link's son. No reincarnation
Not true Twilight Princess takes place Hundreds of years after OoT Link can't be the hero of times son. Besides the skeleton ghost of the hero of time trains you in Twilight princess and he never says shit about you being his son.
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>>331440484
NSMB is over thanks to Mario Maker.
We're moving onto greener pastures anon.
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>>331438567
Miyamoto does overlook the Zelda games though, they did a whole thing with Link Between Worlds.
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>>331439163
>Wind Waker provided the perfect closure for Ganondorf's character.
Wind Waker's Ganondorf characterization is exclusive to that game. It doesn't wrap his character up, it shifts it just like any other game.
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>>331440827
>Correct meaning that there was a cycle before Skward Sword

But that cycle was more about the battle for the Triforce. It said nothing about Ganondorf reincarnating even when killed

>Not true Twilight Princess takes place Hundreds of years after OoT Link can't be the hero of times son. Besides the skeleton ghost of the hero of time trains you in Twilight princess and he never says shit about you being his son.

He says it after giving you the final skill and HH confirmed it.
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>>331439502
That article is so far up its own ass.
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>>331441051
>It doesn't wrap his character up, it shifts it just like any other game.

It could've if the Zelda team were more clever. Zant could've been a standalone villain in TP.
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>>331440704
Uh, what?

WW Link and Zelda founded New Hyrule together. So WW Link was the first king of New Hyrule, and ST Zelda is descended from him and WW Zelda.
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>>331441186
>Link
>not getting cucked
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>>331441262
Why do you keep calling him a cuck?

Are you so fucking obsessed with cuckoldry that you project your shitty fucking fetish onto everyone and everything?
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>>331438429

Whatever is most disappointing.
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>>331441598
Check the zelda webm thread on /gif/ right now. Fesh off the presses a steam of videos in which Link either watches ganon fuck Zelda. or gets turned into a girl and gets fucked by gannon

Its the hot new meme to call Link a cuck
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>>331441873
Cuckolding is literally the worst fetish ever.
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Given how I've never had a GF, i would have given her the dick even if she's crazy
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>>331441873
>subjecting Ganondorf into such degeneracy

Cuckfags are literally furry tier
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Ganondorf made her go a little coo coo.

If she had just talked to him like normal person, and calmly told her how she feels, he probably would have at least given her a pity fuck.

Then again, we might not have gotten that sexy as fuck outfit, so its a wash.
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>>331441059
>But that cycle was more about the battle for the Triforce. It said nothing about Ganondorf reincarnating even when killed
except for the hieroglyphics that clearly show past incarnations of link and zelda that you see all through the game. The king of red lions even straight up calls tetra the reincarnation of princess zelda.

>He says it after giving you the final skill and HH confirmed it.
Whats HH?
Also Link is his descendant they say that ganon was sealed by the 7 sages hundreds of years before the start of twilight princess so there is no way that the link you play as could be the son of someone from hundreds of years ago.
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>>331437063
Adding to this, LoZ+AoL Link is the descendant of ALttP Link.
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>>331442339
>except for the hieroglyphics that clearly show past incarnations of link and zelda that you see all through the game. The king of red lions even straight up calls tetra the reincarnation of princess zelda.

He never uses the word reincarnation. She's her descendant

>Whats HH?

Hyrule Historia
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>>331440302
LttP Link is a direct descendant of another Link.
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>>331442308
I'm about to make you go coo coo with my dick
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>>331442512
No, just a hylian knight. OoT Link is dead
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>>331442571

Anyone ever tell you you have really poor taste?
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>>331442339
>The king of red lions even straight up calls tetra the reincarnation of princess zelda.

When? As far as I can remember that never happens, since Zelda doesn't actually reincarnate beyond Hylia to SS Zelda, the Zeldas just have holy blood.

As for the TP Link thing, Hero's Shade is confirmed to be his ancestor(and OoT Link).

"Link" doesn't reincarnate, the "Heroic Spirit" does, in the same way Demise doesn't actually reincarnate, only his hatred. even then, WW Link didn't even have that inherent to him.

The only proper reincarnations within the Link, Zelda and Ganon trio is:
Hylia to SS Zelda.
TP Ganondorf to FSA Ganondorf

Reincarnation does happen in the Zelda series, but it certainly isn't as simple as some fans make it out to be(lel every Zelda and Link are reincarnations).
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>>331442571

Look man unless you have a fetish for sad sacks you can do better than Boco.
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>>331435851
Bretty good, though for the punch line I think you should have gone with an unrelated acronym. "Feminazi, MGTOW, MGS3SE" or something like that. Cheers.
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>>331442512
>>331442793

The "Knights of Hyrule" clan is SS Link's bloodline, and all Links outside WW and ST Link are part of it, so yeah, LttP Link is a direct descendant of SS Link.
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>>331438101
I know right! Artists are slow as fuck to pick this up. All the HC artist still keep drawing either Twilight or gaynodorf/rule 63 stuff
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>>331443446
But SS Link's bloodline is SS Zelda's bloodline
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>>331443040
You're going to find out just how poor my taste are after you get a good taste of my dick.

>>331443270
am i not allowed to give out pitty fucks? even if they are non consensual pitty fucks?
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>>331441168
Cleverness has nothing to do with it. Zant being a standalone villain wouldn't require any extra thought, you'd just remove a couple lines and give him the boss fight. It doesn't resolve Ganondorf's character because it doesn't actually use any motivations or goals from earlier games: he's a very interesting sympathetic character, but his harsh upbringing and jealousy aren't present at all in other games, and WW is the first game that even acknowledges that Ganon and Link have been fighting over and over so that wasn't a plot point that needed resolving either. It was a shift, a different interpretation of the sorcerer pig king. It's a very good interpretation, but there wasn't a character arc that ended with Wind Waker. Using him again doesn't break anything.
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>>331443592
He doesn't deserve pity fucks.
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>>331443567
Technically yes, all the non-WW line Links have diluted royal blood.
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>>331442436
>He never uses the word reincarnation. She's her descendant
>>331443190
>When? As far as I can remember that never happens, since Zelda doesn't actually reincarnate beyond Hylia to SS Zelda, the Zeldas just have holy blood.
>Reincarnation does happen in the Zelda series, but it certainly isn't as simple as some fans make it out to be(lel every Zelda and Link are reincarnations).

Then why does she have the same name in every fucking game? and the same goes for Link and Ganon they always have the same name and the same triforce pieces? there are clear hieroglyphics showing their past versions and the king of red lions straight up says that they sealed Ganon away hundreds of years before the start of Wind Waker.
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>>331443520
Toon Link is gross though. Why would anyone want Cia to have sex with a deformed bobblehead?
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>>331443992
Every Princess of Hyrule is named Zelda.
As in, they NAME her Zelda.
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>>331443894
I know he doesn't deserve it thats where the pitty part comes in.
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>>331443992
>Then why does she have the same name in every fucking game?

Zelda 2 explained this, but Aonuma retconned it.
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>>331443992
All princesses are named Zelda in Hyrule.
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>>331444071
>>331444125
>>331444113
Ok i could buy that but why is every link named link and always looks the same and has the same damn clothes? why is every ganon always named ganon and looks the fucking same?
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>>331444104
You're gonna have to live with the knowledge that you fucked the saddest, most pathetic person on /v/. You gonna be okay with that?
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>>331444284
Link is named whatever you want him to be.
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>>331444240
why not just use young link for /ss/?
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>>331444284

Reincarnation magic. Except its always the same Ganon.

>>331444313

You left out ugliest.
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>>331444284
The Links aren't always named Link. You can name them whatever you want. They also don't all look the same outside of some generalities, and they don't all wear the green tunic (which is actually worn by a fair amount of people in the series who are not Link.) Ganon is always named Ganon because it's the same guy: not reincarnated, just the same guy throughout almost the entire series refusing to stay dead.
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Anyone else kinda sick of the people who think the Book of Mudora is essentially a self-updating history book?

It's a dictionary that got some unrelated lore attached to it by the localization(the actual lore were from ancient scrolls).

Even the wikis usually describe it as a history book with no mention of it being no such thing in the original japanese version.
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>>331444345
>>331444476
His canon name is always link just like in pokemon you can name red whatever the fuck you want but his canon name is always red. try again
>>331444402
>Reincarnation magic
thats what i've been fucking saying!
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>>331444284
Link and Zelda are reincarnations, it makes sense that they'd look similar physically, but you're right with the clothes, those make no sense except for the few games that actually explain it away (TP Link was wearing SW Link's gear, WW Link was wearing replica gear based on an island tradition, etc)

As for Ganon, there has literally only been two. Every game except Four Swords Adventures has featured the same Ganondorf, who "originated" in Ocarina of Time. That ganondorf has been killed in each timeline now (The Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess, Wind Waker) and a new one popped in in the Child Timeline during Four Swords Adventures, only to get sealed in the Four Sword.
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>>331444476

Except Ganon has been reincarnated a few times, and resurrected.

The Ganon of the failed timeline has been resurrected at least 4 times. While the Ganon of the child timeline has reincarnated, only to become the same monster his other timeline self had.
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>>331444767
>His canon name is always link
They never ever call him Link in the games. Even when they reference other games in the series, they make sure not to say the name of the hero that saved Hyrule.
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>>331444313
Eh i've fucked worse

>>331444402
>You left out ugliest.
thats what paper backs are for that or i could just fuck you from behind.
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>>331441186
There's nothing that says WW Link became the King. Nothing at all.
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>>331444767

Only the "canon" of the game manuals and boxes, stupid. None of the games have ever mentioned there being another guy named Link or ::insert player name::
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Which zelda is this from?
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>>331444935
Sorry, I don't have more nor do I know the artist
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>>331444284

Every Link:
Almost all of them are blood relatives(All but WW/ST) so it can to a certain degree be blamed on family tradition.

Ganondorf: There's only two Ganondorfs in the series, the first one appearing in almost all games featuring the character, just resurrected or coming back from imprisonment.

The second one is actually one of few confirmed full-on reincarnations in the Zelda series(FSA Ganondorf).
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>>331443446
Except that's not true at all. There's no blood relation between any of the Links.
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>>331444838
Resurrection's not the same as reincarnation, but I'll concede that it doesn't totally count as "not staying dead."

>>331441186
ST Link is never stated to be related to Link from WW, and is not at all related to the Princess Zelda and royal family of the time. So if WW Link and Zelda got together, neither of them are related to the new Link.
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>>331444967
There's nothing that says he didn't
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>>331445053
>Almost all of them are blood relatives
None of them are blood related. At all.
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>>331444963

Please leave me alone.
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>>331444805
>Link and Zelda are reincarnations

Only the Heroic Spirit reincarnates, not Link proper(like how Ganondorf is not actually a reborn Demise, only the hatred of Demise was reincarnated, not Demise himself).

Zelda doesn't reincarnate at all, the only reincarnation involved with Zelda was HYLIA reincarnating into SS Zelda.
Past that, the Zeldas are only related by blood and there have even been more than one Princess Zelda existing alongside another.

Ganondorf is the only one to actually reincarnate fully.
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>>331438429
Linebeck or Phantom Zelda
Hilda and Nega Link
Rod of Seasons for Linkle
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>>331444963

I admire your dedication. Keep on keeping on.
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>>331445162

It kind of does if you reincarnate as the same person. Real reincarnation has to involve coming back as someone else entirely.
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>>331444940
>>331444969
Yeah no try again.

everyone refers to link as link outside the games. If you play link other non zelda games like smash bros or soul calbur his name is also link.

Miyamoto even refers to him as link in the hyrule hystora.

Hell if his name isn't link how the fuck do you even know who i'm talking about?

>>331445053
the only two links who are related are the TP and OoT link because TP is a descendant of OoT
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>>331445550

I didn't know the Rod of Seasons was in Link's Awakening.
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>>331445126

Confirmed for not knowing any lore.

LttP Link being the ancestor of LoZ Link was established when it was first released, meaning you've been wrong since 1991.

The others are all either confirmed or implied to be blood relatives by the Hyrule Historia.
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>>331445727
>everyone refers to link as link outside the games

Real life doesn't count as part of the canon.

>If you play link other non zelda games like smash bros or soul calbur his name is also link.

Those aren't canon. Even then, it's just "brand recognition". They aren't going to just slap on a dozen names that have likely been used by the literal millions of people who have played Zelda games.
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>>331445331
I will just as soon as i finish ravaging your asshole to the point where you can no longer take solid shits.
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>>331445727
LttP Link is the ancestor of LoZ Link(this has been known since 1991), and LttP Link is implied to be of the same bloodline as OoT Link, just not his direct relative due to him dying without procreating.

You even referred to the HH, where most of this comes from.
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>Come in for HW thread
>Find Zelda lore autism

So who's excited for all those new characters?
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>>331445538
>Only the Heroic Spirit reincarnates, not Link proper(like how Ganondorf is not actually a reborn Demise, only the hatred of Demise was reincarnated, not Demise himself).
I don't think you know how reincarnation works. You seem to be confusing the concept of reincarnation with the concept of resurrection.

Reincarnation would mean that a portion of their spirit is reborn as a new person so the fact that the heroic spirit reincarnates is actual proof that link is reincarnation. Likewise ganon is the reincarnation of demise however ganon is then subsequently resurrected as himself once again.

Tl:Dr Link gets reincarnated and no one else does.
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>>331446171

This. Why do people think the use of "bloodline" has to mean they're direct relatives?
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>>331445953
>Real life doesn't count as part of the canon.
if you start the game without typing in a name then the game auto names him link thus his canon name is link
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>>331439825
>dtiberius

they're all the ones where she grows a dick anon
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>>331446521
>ALBW, the one I care most about doesn't come until fucking winter
I just want to see Hilda again. Recolored Zelda is not Hilda.
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>>331446521

I'm not because they'll all be the worse choices.

Even if you think you know what that is, you'\re wrong it'll be worse.
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>>331446534

That didn't imply resurrection at all, retard. Even then, Link is not reincarnating himself, each Link has their own personality and life. They only share the heroic nature.

Seriously, did you even play WW? They directly confirm Link in that game as not being the Hero of Time reincarnated. Ganon may say otherwise, but he merely means it as a compliment because toon Link does have a heroic spirit. However, he had to work for everything he accomplished.
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>>331446703

No, that's his DEFAULT name, which was literally confirmed by Nintendo ages ago as just being a clever way to "link" you to the game.

Again, none of the games ever mention Link by name, ergo, he has no "canon" name.
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>>331446896
How do you think I feel? I wanted Wind Waker characters from day one and here I am getting it after 18 months
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>>331445162
>ST Link is never stated to be related to Link from WW, and is not at all related to the Princess Zelda and royal family of the time. So if WW Link and Zelda got together, neither of them are related to the new Link.

But we're not talking about link, we're talking about zelda being a descendant of WW link and WW zelda
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>>331447123
His default name is his canon name!

Just like in pokemon your default name is Red and the default name of your rival is Blue so those are the canon names of the characters.
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>>331447396
That would not be a curse.
>tfw you will never be imp midna and tease Link's cock all day
Life is pain
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>>331444767
>but his canon name is always red

But that's only true for gen1, every other generation had a different name
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>>331447645
that's gay anon
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>>331447396
>tfw not enough fanart of twilight imp'd Zelda girls
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>>331447567

Literally not the same thing. Red being Red and Blue being Blue are canon because that's what they're referred to in later games that feature them. Links are never once referred to by name in any subsequent games, not even TP which is the first and only instance in the franchise thus far to feature a Link appearing before another and having extensive mention of their past actions.

Link is the default name because of the player connection, but it is not the intended canon name. It being used all the time, again, is just brand recognition.
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>>331447751
yeah i was using gen 1 as an example but each gens protagonist does have a canon name it's always whatever their default name is.
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>>331447916
eh, pretty interesting

more?
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>>331447916

I'd be done with more human Ashei drawn sexily.
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>>331448046
I know there's some more, just not from the same artist, but I don't have them saved.
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>>331447848
It's not gay. I would be midna, making me a girl. Wanting to service cocks as a girl isn't gay. It's normal. it's gay that I want to do it as a guy
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>>331448151
aw too bad
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>>331448003
The default name is always the canon name in every game.

Also ethan/gold is the canon name of the main character from pokemon gold and silver and he never makes an appearance in any game other than that. Default names are always canon.
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>>331447751

No, Red and Blue were both referred to by their Gen 1 names in Gold and Silver and their remakes.
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>>331436959
this

enjoy your social media accounts getting fucked up, your friends and family getting calls because you just had to stick your dick in crazy
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>>331435404
Because she doesn't want Link, she wants the Hero's spirit that keeps reincarnating as Link
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>>331436659
That saying isn't about the sex itself. Are you really that dense?
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ONLY 86 DAYS UNTIL WE HEAR ABOUT MORE ZELDA U

ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED?
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>>331448295

Look, moron. Link's name is just his DEFAULT. Default is not the same as canon, which only exists in the fictional history of the game. There has never been a Zelda game where a previous Link is hinted at or mentioned by name, only as "The Hero" or "Hero of time", etc.

Each Link being called Link, again, is just the default name because of the connection Nintendo joked about. They want people to rename him because they find it makes the games more endearing since "you are Link"
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>>331448601
That pic has my dick excited
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>>331437550
For a second there I thought the thumbnail was a Jerkcity strip
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>>331445729
he didn't say it was
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>>331448181
it's not gay to want to be a girl anon
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>>331448889
Thank God. I thought I was a massive homo for wanting to suck cocks and see what double penetration is like
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>>331448694
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>>331448625
Look, moron. His DEFAULT name is his CANON name that's how that works. It doesn't matter why nintendo decided to make that name his default name all that matters is that whatever is default is canon.

If Nintendo ever makes a zelda game where links default name is not link then that will be his new canon name it doesn't matter why they decided to change it.
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>>331449013
Anon, plz. I already came once today. You're going to set me off on an all-day fapping spree.
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>>331449043

>It's canon because they use it all the time

You are so fucking retarded it's not even funny. Whatever, stay ignorant of how canon works, retard.
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>>331448980
> tfw you will never know what its like to be fucked in every holes at the same time
feelsbad
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>>331449108
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>>331449209
>it's not canon because i say so
do even realize how stupid you sound right now?
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>>331449374

I've said nothing of the sort. Unlike you, I understand the difference between OFFICIAL and CANON.

Canon is the fictional history, while official is whatever is stated in real life. Officially yes, Link is called Link. But in the games, he has no "canon" name because he is meant to be renamed on the whim of the player. Even if they keep it as Link, it doesn't matter because none of the other games that directly mention another title's events ever call that Link by name, but his title.
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>>331449247
FEELS BAD MAN
I just want to get used by a group of 5-6 guys. Cocks everywhere and endless cum. Especially if they tied me up and used me until I passed out.
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>>331449315
I want that ass to sit on my face. This one, too
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>>331449108

You should try the 3DS version
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>>331437550
fuck, I love Setz's stuff.
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>>331435404
Link doesn't like women, he has better taste than that.
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>>331449659
Not that anon, but...
Like I understand where you coming from, and you can do you, but canon is equivalent to official.

Now no one in universe has canonically called link "link", and you are 100% right on that, but it is still his canon name.
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>>331449971
Would Link fuck this?
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>>331447916
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>>331437550
Setz is fuckin perfect m8
He's a flower
He's also a artist and a believer
He's is the manifestation of all art and i want to i don't fucking know, i don't want this to sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, Setz.

ty for listening.
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>>331450235

Official, but whatever. Point is there's a difference.
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>>331449789
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>>331449659
>Canon is the fictional history, while official is whatever is stated in real life
Bullshit canon is whatever is decided on by the creators. Even in cases where something specifically stated to be canon within the fictional history of a universe that fact can be overruled and retconned by the creators thats why people call whatever a creator says "the word of god". His canon name is whatever his official names unless that is directly contradicted some places and you have no evidence of any direct contradiction you are only using the lack of evidence in games with no direct connection to one another to support your flimsy argument.
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>>331450828
How is Link resisting the temptation to grab her ass? I would do so many things to Zelda. Zelda is a cute. Zelda is a sexy.
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>>331450713
No theres not. whatever is official is canon unless specifically stated otherwise.
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>Tfw there's next to no quality Cia femdom art

It's bullshit. It makes so much sense. Link gets a game over and he is taken to CIA's rape dungeon where she lovingly makes love to him against his will for the rest of eternity.
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>>331450947
TP Link is the gayest in the series
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>>331450947
Because he isn't desperate he can get laid when he wants.
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>>331451194
Then why does he not get fucked at any point during the series? Is Nintendo holding out on the Link porn? This is unacceptable
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>>331445832
>Hyrule Historia.

Anyone have the Donkey Kong timeline with "The Great Banana Split"?
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>>331451284
The bloodline is still going so he fucks her at some point.
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>>331451405
Oh of course. Good to know. Link having sex being Canon will be sure to come in handy someday
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>>331451320
No but there is "The Great Ape War"

I'm not joking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqmrztzTMtI
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>>331451320
Yo.
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>>331450902

It's hardly flimsy when both interviews with Nintendo and the games have always made mention of the player freedom to rename Link. Unlike Cloud from Final Fantasy 7, whose name has been directly stated by various materials like the prequel and sequel games (and is clearly going to be the only name in the remake since it has full voice acting), Link's name is whatever the player chooses it to be. He may be "officially" referred to as Link by Shiggy and the others, but they never intend for it to be the one and true name he must be referred to by.
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>>331438101
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>>331451640
My nigga.

>>331451632
wat
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>>331451696

He is called link when he is in other games.

Also Link to the past.
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>>331451023

Yes there is. Because "official" and "canon" are not the exact same thing. Otherwise stating something as "Officially canon" would be redundant. Official is what you say for something that is absolute in the real world. Canon is what you say for something in a fictional world, not the real one.

Link is only OFFICIALLY called Link, but even then, Nintendo always refers to "Link" as "the player" or "you" whenever they speak about a game, because Link is meant to be you, the player controlling him. And you're free to call him whatever you want, like "Dickless" or "Garble nuts"
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>>331451696
Just because you have the ability to rename him does not make his default name any less canon.

As i have stated before you have the ability to rename the protagonist in each of the pokemon games but each of them still have a canon name. And not just Red either, Gold/Ethan who has not appeared in any games outside of gold and silver still has the canon name of Gold/Ethan

Brendan and May who both only appear in the Gen 3 games still have canon names even though they can be renamed

I could keep going but just because you can rename him doesn't mean his canon name is not link.
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>>331441873
Come on, anon. We all know Ganondorf doesn't swing that way. He's got his twink demon lord to satisfy him.
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>>331452030

As stated earlier, the Smash games and his appearance in Soul Calibur don't count because they aren't canon. They only use Link because it's the name he's recognized by.

Also, Link to the Past is the ENGLISH title of the SNES game. The original is Triforce of the Gods.
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>>331452235
But that's wrong anon, you're thinking of Demise.

Ganondorf wants Link's boipussy.
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>>331452221

Those are OFFICIAL names, there is a difference. Even then, most Pokémon characters appear outside of their games, either in the manga adaptions, or the anime. We know this given May and nearly every female PC of the Pokémon games has accompanied Ash. Thus, the names are both official and canon.

Link however is only officially known as Link, hell, his formal name. However, none of the canon games mention him by name, because they don't want to override the player agency.
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>>331445193
Wait, does that mean that the King of The Red Lions was technically SS Link's descendant?
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>>331452259
>They only use Link because it's the name he's recognized by.
the reason that it's the name he is recognized by is because THAT'S HIS CANON NAME
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>>331452079

Officially canon only exists because canon can have other modifiers that make them unofficial.

Like:

Fan canon- for information fans assume is true, but no proof.
Former canon- for retcons
AU canon- For Alternate timelines.
Hand cannon- For blowing away punks
Non-canon- For when Mario races bowser in go-karts

There is only one true canon, the official one.
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>all these poor responses like if She was the ONLY woman

Link aims for ROYALTY not some other cunt
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>>331452652

Official name.
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>>331450947
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>>331452586
>Even then, most Pokémon characters appear outside of their games, either in the manga adaptions, or the anime.
the anime isn't canon however if you are counting adaptions then there is the Zelda manga and the Zelda cartoon series which both call him LINK.

Also the male protagonist of the games never appear outside of the games except for the pokemon origins special for Red. But they all still have canon names


>Those are OFFICIAL names
OFFICIAL NAMES ARE CANON YOU MORON
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The lack of Cia in this thread is totally unacceptable.
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>>331453004
>FOR THE LAST TIME FUCKING LOOK AT MY TITS AND GET A BONER FAGGOT
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>>331452945
OFFICIAL NAMES ARE CANON
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>>331453070

Official and Canon are not the same word, dipshit.
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>>331452518
.Is Ganondorf a top or a bottom
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>>331453175

Except Link is never canonically referred to by his name in any of the Zelda games.
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>>331453219
Power bottom
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