ITT: You're in charge of Nintendo's next console.
You have 10 seconds to think of what gimmick the console will have.
>>331425682
4k 60 fps
Good hardware and a proper controller. They haven't had gimmick since 1991.
vr
>>331425801
>They haven't had gimmick since 1991.
games cus games are a gimmick now, only graphics matter
Controls like pic related.
>>331425789
This.
Nintendo world.
There are no first party games. Every game is based in nintendo world and you have to purchase amibos as your playable characters.
When you enter the world of nintendo the amibo you connect with determines the parts of the world you can access (which will allow Nintendo to section off the world with instancing and sell multiple amibos to customers)
And every amibo can enter the smash arena.
nobody has ever bought a console for the games
Eating things IRL gives you perks in game.
>>331426307
I'd play it.
>>331425873
this*
The Wiimote, but controlled with your penis.
Girls have to buy a strap-on accessory.
>>331426583
wouldnt sell well in Japan would it? Half of asians wouldnt be recognized
No gimmick, that'd really surprise them! Like, our gimmick would be not having a gimmick!
Platforming game that changes layouts with Internet meme cards, cards are updated monthly or weekly of you print out the memes
It comes with a dildo so you can go fuck yourself after we take your money.
