Oh shit nigger, you're Fug, a skeleton working for the Supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
After Greg started acting strange, you and your fellow skeletons went and investigate the reason for this. Now you're in Australia, believed to be where the culprit is hiding.
What do you do?
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>>331287042
ask a local
>>331287042
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>>331287103
You asked a spider if it has seen anybody suspicious
>>331287269
Ask out on date.
>>331287269
The local can't get her eyes off of Lolisniffer
>>331287269
spider is now attacked by a crocodile
>>331287326
Such is life in Australia
>>331287449RULES OF NATURE
>>331287449
Have lolisniffer seduce the locals
>>331287449
Are there any human settlements in this desolate wasteland?
>>331287449
Turns out alligator is spider in cloaking device
>>331287505
You start yelling about the rules of nature
>>331287645
Meanwhile, the 44th Spider King of Australia spies on us through one of his robot spiders
>>331287645
greg narrates the natur
>>331287645
OH NO
IT'S THE AUSTRALIAN S LEVEL SUPERHERO KANGAROO FORNICATOR
>>331287645
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>331287645
You save the spider, losing your keg in the fight
>>331287645
Ok, now that we have established the battle-chorus, let us move on to the local Aboriginal Village.
How the fuck does "rules of nature" always manage to find their way into these things?
I don't think we've had a single fucking adventure without that shit blaring at some point.
>>331287676
"Whos are these intruders? And why is a spider with them?"
>>331287861
The spider king has wings.
>>331287861
>>331287893
And all his legs are dripping with poison
>>331287861
lawyer self in face
>>331287875
"HALT! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" he asked your party
>>331288069
Finding some Australians for questioning
>>331288069
I am the skeleton of multi track drifting
>>331288069
"Looking to cull the Aboriginal population," you respond. Your knowledge of Australians hating their native people with a passion may actually be useful
>>331288069
You are a fucking furry
>>331288069
Ask if he can take you to the local nignogs.
>>331288109
"AND WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONG THEM?"
>>331288218
Cause we need food
>>331288218
Kinkshame Kangaroo Fornicator
>>331288218
why are you questioning us?
>>331288218
We have reason to believe that one of our own is kidnapped.
You can trust us, we're American heroes. Trust me
>>331288218
Ethnic cleansing.
>>331288218
Try to befriend the australian superhero
>>331288289
"Ah of course, that does sounds like a heroic goal. Sorry about that, I haven't been up to date on American hero news, too busy fighting crime and fornicating kangaroos. So whare your names?"
>>331288456
Fug the cops, that's our names
>>331288456
The Shooter
The Puncher
The Driller
The Lawyer
>>331288479
"So your team is called Fug the Cops?"
What are these tassely things hanging from the esteemed heroe's hat?
>>331288574
Yes
>>331288574
Actually, we're called "We Hate Australia"
>>331288574
COP is an acronym
'Crazy old People'
>>331288574
Yes. Our goal is drugging cops
>>331288619
"I see. And what about each of your individual names?"
>>331288763
punch self in face is me
>>331288763
Frank
Uriel
Chuck
Kevin
in that order
>>331288789
"Ah okay, Punch Self in Face. What about your teammates?"
>>331288905
Punch
Self
Face
>>331288905
ask how his kangaroo wife is doing
that might change the subject
>>331288905
Homo
Gay
Fag
>>331288905
Bob kill
American stereotype
Spidetman
>>331288975
"Ah, so Americans ave a superhero named HomoGayFAg"
>>331289113
All of a sudden Kangaroo Fornicator's rival, The Whipmaster, makes an entrance!
>>331289113
Kangaroo's are shit pets
>>331289113
next guys name is ohio
>>331289113
you blow your cover
unexpectedly
>>331289113
yes but he's like a C class hero
>>331289157
"AHA! TIEM FOR YOU TO DIE! KANGAROO FUCKER!"
>>331289219
What's this rating about?
>>331289418
"American heroes! Help me deal with my dastardly riv-" Kangaroo Fornicator's mouth is whipped shut
>>331289418
sneak away while they fight
lets head to a town
>>331289418
Kangaroo Fornicator summons his pet kangaroo, M-8
>>331289418
Suddenly! HIS RIVAL APPEARS! ALLIGATOR WRESTLER
>>331289418
he's distracted run and go find real greg
>>331289443
c class means you are low teir hero it's scienc3
>>331289487
You stealthy leave while they fight
>>331289623
I mean ratings in general. So its like A+ are unstoppable?
>>331289671
Punch self in face while running away
>>331289671
Find some local Australian shitposters
>>331289671
find an Australia town where carriages are pulled by kangaroos
>>331289683
S is that, A+ is almost unstoppable. We're working on Video Game combos naming schemes here
Is the skele-bros proud of me?
>>331289683
suposidly, until there is a villian that blows that out of the water
>>331289739
Australia is a strange place
>>331289796
If I could actually draw I would draw all the villains I made up
>>331289884
Ask the kangaroo for some info
>>331289884
Meanwhile, in a deep, dark cavern, Greg hangs from a rope surrounded by thousands of snakes
>>331289796
Then we'll see what's "unstoppable"
>>331289884
Suddenly the kangaroo gets tired and hires a kangaroo kart to pull him.
>>331289929
You asked the kangaroo for some info. But you get nothing useful, because it's a kangaroo.
>>331290061
Ask the wagon for information
>>331290061
Threaten the kangaroo or else it'll become BBQ for alligators
>>331290061
It kicks you so hard you get sent flying and break the sound barrier
>>331289971
something that can't be defined
>>331290061
Feed the kangaroo info pills that you've always had but never used since they only work on kangaroos.
>>331290246
Do a full loop around the world
>>331290246
Fly back using the power of combining skeletons
>>331290246
fly by some blokes talking about the real greg's location.
>>331290246
You land in the Australian prime ministers pool where he is bathing.
>>331290246
the kicks send you over to the australian tricksters house
>>331290246
GO SUPER SKELLY 4
>>331290146
No. Think 1 single character with broly strength times infinitely
>>331290356
evil power man
>>331290489
Body slam the oversized rat
>>331290489
land at some plot
>>331290489
We should really stop spinning now
>>331290489
Punch the moon in the face.
>>331290703
Meanwhile Greg awakens in a nice, warm bed. Sitting by his side on a stool is a man whose features are covered by a crocodile-skin cloak
>>331290703
Now let's continue our quest
>>331290703
You are now extraordinarily angry.
>>331290703
The Kangaroo is actually Greg and you killed him.
>>331290757
But first, you gotta pull yourself together
>>331290878
Pour superglue on ourselves
>>331290878
A sandstorm blows away the skull
>>331290878
Punch self in face.
>>331290878
roll by a couple of guys who are talking about the real greg's location
>>331290939
Damnit, your hand can't reach your face by itself
>>331291037
Your hand is actually Gregs hand and is threatening to shoot you.
>>331291037
Use the power of belief to pull yourself together literally
>>331291079
"Nah, Greg doesn't have a skeleton hand"
>>331291276
whatever
oh no,
the kangaroo summons his army of ninja kangaroo brethren
>>331291276
How do you know that?
>>331291276
pull your self together then over hear some crocodiles talking about greg's location
>>331291276
Greg appears takes your skeleton hand and slaps you with it
>>331291276
but then he must be an imposter
>>331291276
WHOS THAT RUNNING TOWARDS YOU?
HES THE MOST SWOLE MAN YOU EVER SEEN
>>331291339
"I'm an expert in Gregology"
"Also because he's the skeleton that's been in Greg's service the longest"
>>331291520
Prove it
>>331291520
Fair enough
>>331291520
meanwhile fugs head has been stolen byzebra
>>331291559
He shows you a certificate
>>331291726
Good enough, let's find Greg
>>331291726
Find a pay phone and ask it for info on Greg.
>>331291726
plot happens
>>331291796
DUN DUN DUN
>>331291956
Greg tries to get out of bed but a heavy hand forces him down. "You can't be going anywhere right now, mate. Sorry."
>>331291956
turn into a car, that's a lawyer power. and drive
>>331291956
Smile at the crocodile
>>331292008
"You're not a lawyer Greg, you can't turn into a car"
"Dang, was worth a shot"
>>331292108
Remove the crocodile skin from the man
>>331292108
The Australian heat begins to affect our group of skeletons
>>331292108
ok how about you turn into a car then
>>331292156
Simon has been set on fire
Again
>>331292237
Pour water on him
>>331292237
"YOU!" Kangaroo Fornicator yells, "YOU'RE NO HEROES! TRUE HEROES NEVER LEAVE OTHER HEROES BEHIND!"
He looks a little beaten up after his encounter with Whipmaster
>>331292305
The water is also on fire
>>331292348
What kind of fucked up world are we in?
>>331292348
you hear where they are holding greg from the flames off of simon
>>331292348
Pour more fire everywhere. Enough fire will turn you to normal.
>>331292439
"Hey, did you here about that guy who kidnapped that one american necromancer dude?"
"Oh you mean the guy whose hideout is a cave over there with a banner saying "Secret Hideout"?"
>>331292570
Rush to the Secret Hideout
>>331292570
What a silly move on his part
>>331292570
fug turns into a car because lawyer powers allow him to. He runs on objections
>>331292605
And so you did
>>331292845
An invisible barrier blocks your entry
You find this out after you all slam into it
>>331292845
the rest of fug body chases from behind
>>331292845
When you arrive, a kangaroo-spider-alligator hybrid appears defending the hideout
>>331292917
[Boss fight commencing]Someobody's at the door, pls wait for 15 minutes so i can go fget it
>>331293058
It picks up Texas with one of its legs and slams him into the ground repeatedly
>>331293058
It summons blue-ring clock emu minions.
>>331293058
ok but when you get back fug body caught up
>>331293058
Spidey guy used attracted
>>331293058
>inb4 last online: 365 days ago
>>331293645
Texas is okay.But he's really REALLY FUCKING ANGRY
>>331293645
TEXAS NO
>>331293645
Lolisniffer runs up to attack but the Hybrid jumps up high in the air, ties up Lolisniffer in a web then somersaults down, causing Lolisniffer to fly through the air and be slammed into a rock
I hope that's not too hard to follow
>>331293645
Use lawyer powers on monster.
>>331293645
fug body starts slapping the leg that holds down texas
>>331293695
Lolisniffer then knocks the leg away, allowing Texas to roll free.
"Leave this to us, you guys go on inside! We'll catch up later!" he yelled
>>331293932
go inside
>>331293932
[Random member from your group] acts indignant and tells Lolisniffer that he can't tell him what to do.
>>331293932
Rush into the hideout
>>331293932
"You guys are the best. After this, let's all go out for a drink."
>>331293932
What if the boss was scared and just attacking from being scared?
>>331293645
>>331293932
>5 minutesyou slippin' up nigga
>>331293989
You and Simon rushes inside
>>331294189
with your body rolling behind
>>331294189
Inside you find Greg bound by some badges
>>331294189
All of a sudden one of the monster's legs impales Simon and drags him back out. You fall to the ground and roll deeper into the hideout
>>331294189
The boss has laser eyes.
>>331294229
>>331294249
>>331294269
>More consecutive 9s
Nice
>>331294229
You find Greg bound by some badges
>>331294392
Yo, Greg. Wassup
>>331294392
Is that his head only?
>>331294392
The crocodile cloak guy stands behind Simon, towering over him.
"I've been expecting you," he says
>>331294392
greg a pokemon masta?
>>331294553
He slices Simon into a million pieces.
"Nothing personnel, kid."
>>331294553
Anime the fuck out of the crocodile guy
>>331294553
He pulls off his cloak dramatically.
>>331294553
if we can't see it it's not really there
>>331294553
He puts a heavy hand on Simon's shoulder, which thanks to the cloak, looks like a giant crocodile claw."Why don't you take a seat?"
>>331294608
Simon teleports behind him
"Jokes on you, I am also well-versed in the ways of the anime"
>>331294707
Crocodile cloak guy teleports behind Simon.
Again.
>>331294707
Use the power of friendship on the crocodile guy
>>331294707
Crocodile Man turns around at incredible speeds and backhands Simon to the floor
>>331294707
Simon! We have no choice! We'll have to use THAT!
>>331294707
Simon uses THAT
>>331294768
"FOOLS! Your puny friendship will not work on me!"
>>331294951
COMBINE WITH SIMON TO BECOME SUPER SKELLY 2
2 because there are only two of you for now
>>331294951
Use the power of skelly friendship instead, which is stronger than standard friendship
>>331294951
We'll just use the power of RAGE on him
>>331295231
Everything starts fucking exploding.
>>331295231
does it improve anything?
>>331295231
Crocodile guy slaps you again
>>331295231
HEARTBEAM MOE POWERS ACTIVATE
>>331295231
GIGA IMPACT DRILL
PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>331295231
Turns out. ALLIGATOR GUY IS REALLY A SPIDER
>>331295487
It's not very effective
>>331295487
Crodocile man falls in love with you
>>331295487
IT WORKED!
>>331295487
beam reveals the man under the crocodile skin hood
>>331295487
Simon cries tears of joy because he's always dreamed of this
>>331295538
"and love hurts"
DOMESTIC ABUSE
>>331295717
use anime rage powers
>>331295717
Crocodile man gets arrested for his domestic abuse.
>>331295717
Simon summons a katana folded million times and stabs him with it.
>>331295717
He explains to us that he was contracted by the American heroes to take us out
>>331295717
Sue him and take half his stuff
>>331295754
You get angry
>>331296097
now rage punch his cloak off
>>331296097
Use anime little girl powers
>>331296097
Kill the crocodile in one hit due to rage
>>331296097
[muffled rap about doing the impossible plays in the distance]
>>331296097
get angrier
>>331296139
You get little, and girlish
>>331296308
use that to reveal the man under the cloak
>>331296308
Crocodile Man begins to tear up for some reason
>>331296308
Ay crocodile dude, wanna /ss/?
>>331296308
UGUUUU
>>331296308
crocodile turns little and girlish too
>>331296308
Lolisniffer starts feeling weird
>>331296358
[Single tear for no reason]
This thread is amazing, love your work OP
>>331296448
fire the kawaii beam
>>331296448
then you get manly raaaaawwer
>>331296448
Appeal to his kawaii senses.
>>331296708
beam knocks off the cloak
he isjojo's dad
>>331296708
Crocodile man opens the cover and starts crying
>>331296708
Crocodile man becomes a little crocodile girl.
>>331296708
it's not effective
revert back
yell objections
>>331296708
He deflects the beam into Greg
>>331296708
Crocodile man gets a heart attack.
>>331296708
fug is disgusted
