>install game
>never played before
>start on tutorial
>get to the point where Jack says to kill the Sabbat
>press F1 to equip your fists
>press F1
>nothing happens
>press F1 multiple times
>still nothing
>look online
>starting the game without your fists is a known bug
>uninstall.exe
Like fucking seriously? How is this shitty ass game loved by you autists? Also buyers remorse thread
>>331138306
Harley Quinn looks weird
>>331138306
The game does not work too well on modern systems, and even during the launch it had its share of issues.
That's why there's a good selection of fan-made patches and fixes you should apply before starting.
Starting guide pic very related.
>>331138306
>buyers remorse
>VTMBL
>buyers remorse
wew lad
also patches exist you elastic spastic
>>331138306
It's sad that we can't start a discussion thread about anything without bait any more.
Jeanette Voerman and Therese Voerman are the same person.
>install video game
>didnt read pcw
>didn't install fan patches that fix everything
>run immediately to /v/ to shitblog
>inb4 "needing fan patches lmao"
since today is thursday is buy one get one free on (You)'s so here you go: (You) (You)
Did anyone else really want to drink blood after playing this game?
I still haven't played this game. Is it just some waifu simulator?
>>331139189
It's about you being a vampire and doing vampire stuff.
>>331138917
Made me want to be a hideously deformed motherfucker wearing bondage gear in public, does that count?
>>331138845
>I-it's good I s-swear! It just n-needed the f-fans to fix i-it!
So it's a fucking Bethesda game.
Trying out VTMB atmospheric SweetFX settings. Does this look any good?
>>331139189
lmao
>>331139768
Original for comparison
>>331138306
The game was forced out super super early like Halo the MCC so it would be the first Source engine game out.
>underage faggot too stupid to look up patches before playing
kek
>>331139768
as per usual it just makes shit darker and is ultimately pointless unless you are a real autistic nigger
>>331139889
For a static pic, the one with SweetFX is better, but I think I'd rather play the game without it.
>>331138917
I get a boner when I feed on girls in the game
>>331139768
>>331139889
Brb, downloading.
Pisha is best girl.
>>331138772
This is true. Upon instinct, I almost hid the thread.
![screen-shot-2016-01-31-at-2.29.22-pm[1].jpg_itok=VmsWwa7u.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KNDoEqA.jpg "screen-shot-2016-01-31-at-2.29.22-pm[1].jpg_itok=VmsWwa7u.jpg")
>>331138431
Kevin Smith's daughter?
>>331142175
She looked so bad right next to Depp's qt3.14 daughter.
>>331138306
Use the unofficial patch dumbass.
![3420857505fcca97_lily_harley_sm-2_copy.xxxlarge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/psSSBLl.jpg "3420857505fcca97_lily_harley_sm-2_copy.xxxlarge[1].jpg")
>>331142356
Not too bad
I keep hearing /v/ praise this game, and still know nothing beyond "vampire rpg" and "sewer monster" whenever it comes up. What's the appeal??
>>331143967
It's a more fantasy and less sci-fi version of Deus Ex.
>>331143967
The appeal is it's shit so /v/ loves it.
Pirated it and loved it so I ended up buying it, great game.
>>331138306
Fuck off you plebeian monkey, faggot like you don't deserve to play good games.
>>331144226
sounds pretty decent honestly
> You may be one of the last persons who have that 2 Gb erotic model/texture pack
> It got removed from the creator's site because of drama, and the only working torrent has one seeder every blue moon
>>331146149
Can you whip up some screenies real quick?
>>331146321
Not home, so no can do.
The mod replaces a few NPCs like policemen and a few bypassers by females with sexy, or outright porny outfits. Changes pretty much every female clothing too (Makes malk female even more slutty).
It also changes a few textures (Mostly ads on the streets, paintings) to replace them by either erotic decoration, or nude shots. Also I could swear I saw a few sex toy props somewhere.
>>331139659
>>331138306
>playing bloodlines instead of the god-tier original redemption
you deserve it faggot
>>331146880
!
>>331147239
Man fuck that slow ass game
