AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>food analogy
Anyone that does this should have their heart pulled out through their ass.
>>331063867
>static open world
what does this mean
![TVxt3RI[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pxkCGVG.png "TVxt3RI[1].png")
>one guys opinion
The sacrificial lamb has been offered
now we can go back to our regularly schedule 9/10's
>>331064056
Not happens in the world like all open world games. I guess the guy wanted a sandbox game.
>>331063984
Any analogy is fucking stupid.
Video games do not compare to any real world thing, except maybe mobies.
>>331064078
6.7 and 73% are pretty close scores to each other anon. It's a 5% difference.
And it's true, the game is pretty average, suffers from all the same problems of Destiny and although people don't mention it, is as buggy as you'd expect an Ubisoft game to be.
>>331064056
the opposite of dynamic
>>331064056
Boring, as in The Division.
This is the same thread as last time.
Is this all you do?
>>331063984
I see so many people bitch on /v/ about food analogies. I'm not defending them, but I must ask, what is inherently bad about them?
>>331064078
>people who rate it up to justify their purchase
LOL
>>331064260
What else is there to do
>>331064260
they cant afford the game so they want to bitch about it or they have no friends to play with so they want to bitch about it
>>331064274
Because /v/ is very bad at analogies in general.
>it's an eating shit analogy
And minus 2 points for Uplay and you've got... *yikes* a 4.7. That's below average. In an industry where "average" is pretty bad (like, way bad). Gonna sit this one out, boys. Recommend you all do as well.
>>331064286
source?
>>331064292
playvideo games
>>331063984
That's not even an analogy you fucking moron, he used a metaphor.
Jesus Christ I've been going on this shitty board for 6 years now and I never thought I'd actually defend IGN.
>>331063867
Doesn't matter. Game still sold.
>>331064372
my hairy anus
>>331064379
What did you expect from dumb frogposters?
>>331064375
you mean playgood video gamesakanot The Division
>>331064274
Because most of the time they are stupid as hell. The only ones I personally like at the subway ones since they are mostly bait but I get a chuckle out of "sandwich artists".
>vince in charge of reviewing games
>>331064539
To be fair Evolve would have had a chance had 2K not tried to charge $60 for what essentially felt like a game that a small studio like Tripwire could have developed.
>>331064539
The business model is what fucked Evolve
>>331064509
As he sits in front of his computer talking about the division.
>>331064348
>>331064526
Fair enough, good analogies are few and far between.
>>331063984
>should have their heart pulled out through their ass.
not physically possible.
>>331063867
looks like ubisoft didn't pay their review tax.
>>331064539
I wish there was a button that would erase this game from my mind that wasn't just putting a bullet in my skull.
i'll pay 'bout tree fiddy fo diss massa
>>331064191
???????? 6%
>taking IGN seriously when it agrees with your opinion
>disregard IGN when it doesn't mesh with your opinion
It's a cycle.
>>331063984
>Frogposter
You should be shoot right in the head back at the house garden.
>pay 42$ for it on GMG
>played ~30 hours of it so far
>plan on playing more
I like video games I guess, I dunno.
>>331064972
Nigga I woke up like 5 minutes before that post. Cut me some slack. It's still not a big difference.
>>331064992
That is literally /v/ in general. You can even have "good taste" if the anon likes what he likes but "shit taste" if he hates it.
>>331065078
>wakes up
>immediately goes to 4chan
>complains about video games
Reevaluate anon.
I'd like to see this shit go down the can just for bombarding me with fucking adverts constantly.
>>331065134
I was waiting for the kettle to boil (it's slow as fuck since I got a new one). Can't do shit without my morning cup of tea.
>>331065134
>wakes up
>goes to wageslave job
>contemplates suicide while performing menial tasks
>comes home
>gets on 4chan
>complains about others complaining about video games
Just go ahead and end yourself
>I like a video game I paid for
Congratulations, you're at stage 1
>Destiny makes a huge shit over doing some MMO shooter thing
>Ubisoft decides to lazily do the same shit
>they both end up boring
>>331064972
6.7 could be the smallest possible score below 6.75 rounded down, and 73 could be a 72.5 rounded up, then the difference is exactly 5%
Damn, I knew it wouldn't get anything above 8.5, but I didn't expect this. So who here has played it and what do you think of it so far? My friends keep telling me to buy it
>>331065482
so now that Activision and Ubisoft have their cashcow, how long until we see a Battlefield RPG pop up?
>>331065541
The whole thing is very boring. The only thing going for it is maybe the graphics, but it is very shallow.
>>331065541
Your friends are faggots.
>>331065635
Yeah, I played the beta and it seems like the combat would get very old quickly.
>>331065662
Sometimes
>>331065662
>>331065836
I think he means they're normies/casuals
>>331065541
>So who here has played it and what do you think of it so far?
The underlying game is decent but it has a lot of problems from bugs to balancing issues to lack of content and the content that is there is very same-y. I'm curious to see how incursions work out, the last boss of the game felt almost like an actual bossfight but the rest are enemies you'll fight 100x times in other missions or in the DZ.
Game is lacking in content. Its very bland and is clearly a soulless mess designed to sell fast and die fast.
>About 4 enemy variants
>5 mission types repeated 50 times
>Zero endgame content
>Buggy AI
>Horridly implemented PvP mechanics
>Crap plot
>Vile dialogue
>Bland character customization
>Empty world
>Bland gun customization
>Can max level in a few hours
>Zero incentive to explore
>Xp system is bugged against level system
>Bosses are LITERALLY normal enemy skins with more health
>Everyone progresses in the same way
>Severe level restrictions in Dark Zone
>Massive issues with Playerkilling risk/rewards
>>331065378i like your style sir
>>331063867
This is coming from the place that have undermeme a perfect score. The division is pretty damn good and for sure better than that pretentious indie garbage.
>>331064823
Actually they have developed that
http://www.livescience.com/44160-erasing-unconscious-bad-memories.html
