In front of me I have your resume. Could you walk me through it and tell me what makes you qualified to work for /v/ inc.?
>>331061976
Well for one I do NOT play video games.
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I expect your call tomorrow.
>>331061976
i have shit taste in games, think i am a special snowflake and will disagree with everything you say
>>331061976
I ammass an average of 10 (you)s a day.
>>331061976
Why the fuck would I want to work here? I hate this place. I hate everyone here.
>You got uh, sales experience and you know how to work a register. Seems legit, you ever talk to angry customers before?
>Uh
>It's part of the job man. Care to explain?
i do it for free
>>331061976
I am a professional feminist with a degree in gender studies. It is my belief that modern games are increasingly misogynistic and need more equality and diversity.
That is why V (pronouns: V, vy, vyself) volunteer in order to document and rectify the damage that infects this cathedral of misogyny.
>>331062676
You're hired.
>>331062348
we'll get in touch with you in a couple of weeks if we haven't forgotten about you by then
>>331062676
sounds like you would fit right in here at /v/ inc
Playing video games as a kid is why I have a fetish for being kidnapped by mad scientists.
A deal's a deal employer. Now you have to hire me.
>needing a walkthrough
fucking casual
I don't actually play video games. I think they're for virgin dweebs.
I like to argue, and will even try when I'm wrong.
I can get this 7
>>331066435
Did you mean this 7?
>>331061976
i give amazing head
>>331066564
>>331066435
Poor attempts, now check this 6.
>>331066564
The best I can do for you two is a 3
>>331061976
Fuck you!
>>331061976
I don't own any consoles or handhelds. Just PC.
