Gabe prides himself on keeping social ties with the consumer. It's time we let him know how we truly feel.
I'll start;
Dear Gabe,
WE
Make some games
Pig
Half Life 3
Stop being fat
death
my cock is really hard
Please come up with a new franchise
ure a fagit
gaben doesn't answer emails anymore, just fyi
probably because of shit like this
You are an ass and I won't be working with you again
big black
Sock
dear gabe,
my dick
Needs to go
ROCK HARD
kill
autismo
Succeeding you, father
Tinder (account type)
Near SLC (presumed location)
Monday @ 2:39pm (time and date of occurrence)
IPv6 address: 2600:100e:b134:63ba:7116:fd8b:9d72:8114
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Jenkins
Rawk out, Great Gonzales!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAWK! Listen to me, Gonzales! Anybody who's beat me is not ALLOWED to lose!!!
Please stop
micropenis
>>330956907
oh shit, I meant to paste:
Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your cross hair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node put your cross hair over the rotating node and press the primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you’ve had a chance to play. I can be reached at [email protected] and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks and have fun!
Shama lama ding dong
A DEALS A DEAL
2GD
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
Signed,
sincerely,
faggots
Fuck you and the Valve corporation.
dear miyamoto-san,
>>330957010
i like the first one better
why
2GD
PS.
Why do you have breasts
once upon a
Armory Update.
This has been done a hundred times and it hasn't been funny for years.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
WE Make some games. Pig Cuck Half Life 3. Stop being fat death, my cock is really hard. Please come up with a new franchise, ure a fagit. You are an ass and I won't be working with you again, big black. Sock dear gabe, my dick Needs to go. ROCK HARD kill autismo. Succeeding you, father
Tinder (account type)
Near SLC (presumed location)
Monday @ 2:39pm (time and date of occurrence)
IPv6 address: 2600:100e:b134:63ba:7116:fd8b:9d72:8114
owned by CELLCO - Cellco Partnership DBA Verizon Wireless,US
Jenkins Rawk out, Great Gonzales!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAWK! Listen to me, Gonzales! Anybody who's beat me is not ALLOWED to lose!!!
Please stop micropenis.
>then i gave up
JUST
Nigerians.
>>330957852
You got some terrible ADD or what?
>>330956907
Is there something we need to know?
GIVE ME HALF-LIFE 3!
You have become the villain. You do not care because you have money.
>>330956907
>>330957852
what are you trying to say, anon?
>>330957849
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>330959825
Hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend. *teleports behind you* There's still time to apologize. *you turn around and slash at me, but as you slash through me it's revealed to be nothing more than an illusion as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my shadow jutsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *throws a perfectly aimed shuriken at you that cuts your throat and kills you* Hmph... fool. *teleports away*
>>330960296
Heh... that was just a hologram *teleports behind you* Nothing personnel kiddo... *unzips katana and slashes you into a million pieces* ... That was too easy... *goes back into the shadows*
JAMES
>>330954568
I want to kiss you so gently. To feel your beated breath on the nape of my neck. To stare longingly in those never ending sapphire pools that shine like supernovas in the heavens. Mr Newell. Gabe. I love you more than any Anonymous poster on any website could ever possibly love.
I...I...I want you to hear my cry Gabe!
I LOVE YOU GABE!
NEVER GIVE UP GABE!
YOU'RE MY HERO GABE!
>>330954568
NINE YEARS
WORTH THE WAIT
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
You're a big guy
