did you grant the old orc a good death?
>beheaded
I guess so, it was pretty metal.
Stabbed him from behind like a real hero.
No, he killed me
>>330658828
Is punching him to death a good death?
>>330658828
I had sex with him, and his tigers, in one animation.
>>330658828
Impaled the poor bastard. Good enough death?
>tfw 150 hours on current Skyrim playthrough
>tfw more than 500 hours total
>not playing more than 2-3 hours a day
When did I become a normie
>>330658953
yes, he prefers to be punched to death. it's a good death
>>330658828
>shout him into a river
>he goes off a waterfall
depends on his definition of a 'good death'.
>>330658828
He got wrecked after getting pushed in an angle by 10 dremora guards I summoned just for him.
I just watched the show.
Yes I did.
I poisoned him like a bitch.
Sorry.
Yes and I tried to place him under a rock or on a flat rock if possible so he would have something resembling a grave.
I filled a soulstone with his soul to recharge my weapon after one-hitting him.
Does that qualify as a good death?
>>330659135
you can have only 2 dremoras at once
>>330659312
mods bro
I guess
He died by the sword that's a warrior's death.
>>330659080
using the thu'um in an honorable duel? that's pathetic of you
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE!
>>330659353
A duel's a duel anon!
>>330659312
>how to spot the console cuck
>>330658828
No, I beat him up and raped him then left him there naked.
>>330659353
Ulfric used thu'um in a duel as well.
I stepped back and watched him beat the shit out of my follower, then I swung on him worldstar style
>>330659481
and Ulfric was a little bitch boy.
>sliced him open with my goldbrand
>instantly casted a resurrection spell on him so his brain doesn't decay from a lack of oxygen
>he is completely conscious yet I have full control over his actions
>always keep his health up
>occasionally torture him
>he may never die
.. guess I didn't grant him death at all
I gave half of skyrim an honorable death and raped the other half
>>330659481
Ulfric himself knows that there is no greatness in his blood.
What about that girl that calls you a pussy ass bitch little milkdrinker faggot? What did you do about her?
>>330659702
console disable
What was his fucking problem?
>>330658828
I raped him with magic, then forced his soul back into his body to be my slave.
>>330659702
Told her not to talk to me like that.
>>330659784
He was a cuck. His wife wandered about town telling everyone about what a bitch he was and how she hated him and hoped he died.
>>330659784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npr7RMQs_rQ
>>330659784
He was molested by a guard as a child.
With mods I made him my husband and let my Breton girl get railed by him every night. Because I have a thing for older guys.
>>330659784
He just wanted someone to tear off his clothes and ravage the area
>>330659784
>redguard lives matter
>>330659294
No that is sending his soul to Oblivion
Guys, who's a good ranger to add to my party? No elves allowed
Skyrim thread?
Playing Skyrim will make a better man
It's time to stop fapping to underage cartoon girls all day and leave your mom's basement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u1ksS6au8U
>old orc
>kid is a thug with 3 kids
>skooma dealer
>doesn't know a good death from a degenerate death
>wife died a bad death
>stuck in white people shouting land
>just wants a good death
>sleeps at all hours
>depressed
:(
>Dragon appears
>run because my character is shit
>The old orc starts fighting dragon
>orc dies
As far as deaths go thats pretty cool, getting killed by dinosaur shaped angels.
>>330659784
he`s suicidal.
>>330659312
>console commands
Wait don't tell me...you played skyrim on a console, you missed out big time
>be an old orc
>wake up at 4am
>kill some sabretooths
>spend rest of day begging travelers to come get some of this shit
>like nigga what???? you want to try this shit
>like nigga you serious look at these sabretooths who you think you is
>>330659784
He just knew you probably didn't get to the cloud district very often because of your common appearance and mannerisms.
>>330658828
cut his head and took it as a trophy
>>330659579