Who's the better ruler, Bowser or Peach?
Bowser industrialized his realm very well.
>>329910795
No one.
They both get fucked by the same Italian plumber for several decades now.
>>329910795
>Peach is never ruling because she is always getting kidnapped, which means that her kingdom got the shittiest security ever
>Bowser command a legion of soldiers ready to die for him, including a standing navy, airforce and multi-dimensional forces.
>Bowser kingdom is heavily industrialized which implies a large focus on technological progress.
>It also must be quite productive to rebuild from mario incursions.
Bowser
>>329911051
What's your thoughts on Queen Bean then?
>>329911051
heh'd audibly
>>329911082
Bowser also managed to unite a huge range of different species, which cooperate very well with each other.
>>329910795
Peach is a figure-head, her adviser is the one doing the actual governing
>>329911453
So that is why Peach is always having fun over at Bowsers.
>>329911082
>Heavily Industrialised, powerful nation
>Ruled by a monarchy (King Bowser, heir apparent Bowser jr.)
>Always trying to annex small kingdoms
>Constantly defeated by something much smaller and weaker than itself
Post yfw Bowser's kingdom is Mario's equivalent of the German Empire
>>329911082
Also Bowser has different races under his rule assuming this means guy won't care what species you are as long as you swear loyalty to him, while Peach on the other hand sticks to Toads.
Would you vote Bowser over the current politician in your home country?
>>329911082
Bowser's entire kingdom is conscripted into an army that never wins.
>>329913524
>Mario isn't threatening
>>329913042
He's going to build a wall, and the Toads are going to pay for it.
>>329910795
Peach is fine from her and Mario's perspective, although under the monarchy certain races are second class citizens like goombas and koopa's
Bowser is capitalism, will bring progress and equal rights but a general shittier atmosphere
>>329910795
Bowser, no question.
>>329913042
Can't be any worse than anyone currently
bowser a cute
>>329913042
He kinda reminds me of Armstrong.
>"Making the mother of all castles here, Mario. Can't fret over every star!"
Bowser no doubt
>has organized military already talked about in thread
>peach has to rely on a person that's not even a normal citizen of her kingdom to save her telling us the toads are fucking useless
>might not be true but I could swear I heard that Goomba were actually toads once that turned to bowsers side telling us that even the toads are fed up with her shit
>most boring race tracks aside from mario
>>329910795
Bowser actually cares for his people and the Koopa economy must be really strong because of all that cash to purchase all those weapons
I wonder does the Koopa / Mushroom kingdom trade commerce? If so what do they trade? What do they do when they aren't arching one another?
>>329910795
Better ruler: Peach > Bowser
Better minions: Bowser > Peach
If Peach ruled the Koopa Kingdom it would the best one in the world. Maybe that's what Bowser actually wants.
>>329915158
Royal Raceway is pretty great
Also bowser has FUCKING NECROMANCY MAGIC
>>329915313
Peach does as well, what do you think 1up mushorooms are?
>>329915232
They trade Peach once a week.
>>329915279
Is that the one in 8? That's like peaches first track ever to be more than just a flat surface
>>329911968
Umm no.
Bowser isn't racist, he accepts Koopas, Goombas, Shy Guys, Wiggles etc in his kingdom.
Mushroom Kingdom on the other and is a human/toad exclusive zone, Peach is the racist here
>>329915158
>most boring raceway aside from mario
Was that meant to be a good point?
