If you could make a deal with the devil about having all videogames software and hardware for free in exchange of one year of your life,would you do it?
>1 Year
Who the fuck would turn this down?
No.
>>329884089
>all videogames software and hardware
>one year of life
When he comes to collect I just have to challenge him to a fiddle contest and win right?
We're playing devil at the crossroad rules right?
>>329884089
>make a pact with the devil
>you now know that if the devil exist, God also must exist
>die a natural death
>expelled from heaven for making a pact with the devil
no thanks
>>329884305
What if he offers you a backdoor into Heaven in exchange for your soul :O
>>329884390
Not in his power. Also doing anything but telling the Devil to go fuck himself is generally a good way to get barred from Heaven.
>1 year of life
>All software/hardware for free
>ALL SOFTWARE/HARDWARE
>Obtain all software/Hardware
>Sell one load
>Obtain all again
>Sell one load
>Become rich by selling units at a lower price after becoming rich in the first place
>Become even more rich
>Start funding eternal life
>Keep getting free software/hardware because I gave up one year of my now eternal life
>ETERNAL LIFE
You fucked that up OP
>>329884305
>navigates 4chan all day
>implying that you'd go to heaven in the first place
>not bargain shopping a rig out for $300 and torrenting everything
>>329884551
Because everyone who posts here is a sick, twisted asshole who revels in peoples death/misery
Come on now...
>>329884390
>devil
>backdoor into heaven
God wrekt satan and litterally made him his bottom bitch, having him deal with the degenerates he does not want shitting up his place.
He does not have a fuckin back door.
this y'all first faustian pact or some shit?
the devil doesnt specify which year he is taking. could be the first year of your life, and now you never existed. could be the year you meet the love of your life etc
>>329884551
To be fair, if God is as strict as the christians say, most anybody is going to hell anyway.
>implying video games havent already taken more years of your life
>>329884814
you just ONLY need to repent
>>329884893
>make the pact
>repent before death
>>329884957
This
God is so stupid
>>329884893
I'd think expecting that to get you out of trouble, only makes things worse.
I guess it's the same with Christians who are only doing good things because they want a ticket into heaven. It just misses the point.
>>329885047
then happens this >>329884769
>>329884490
Then what the fuck was the Book of Job where he got in just to taunt God and got him to make one of his devout's life a living hell just to prove a point.
>>329884089
1 year vs up to eternity of happiness no amount of electronic stimulation could give. no thanks
>>329884089
Knowing the devil he'd pull some bullshit about being able to pick whichever year of my life in order to prematurely end it cause he's a cheeky cunt that I wanna get pounded in the ass by like that.
>>329884769
>getting anything worthwhile by taking my life
>implying the love of my life isn't 2D and I can't just rediscover her the next year
do devils take a hit to their intelligence score or something
>>329884089
>in exchange of one year of your life
So wait, does that just mean I'm expected to die a year earlier than normal, or does it mean I'm limited to 1 year of life?
Or something else entirely?
>>329885774
Would taking a year of your life in the middle kill you?
I'd think it'd be more like a coma.
Although he could pull the shit they did in that Shrek movie where he takes the year of your birth, I never finished that movie to see how that works out, nor do I care.
>>329884089
>one year of your life
Yeahhhhh that's way too open to interpretation
e.g. the Devil takes my soul for one Hell year, which turns out to be an eternity because time doesn't pass in Hell
No thanks
>>329884390
Only your soul goes to heaven, not your physical body. If he has your soul then you're going with him to Hell no matter what
>>329884089
>acquire every copy of every videogame for free
>have total monopoly on videogames
>sell them and become billionaire
>limitless wealth gives me access to the world's best medical treatment, extending my lifespan by more than the one year that I lost
>>329886075
>He takes the year of your life when you discovered video games
>You have all of them but just can'tgive a shit
>>329884089
why does that orange have a tumor?
>>329884089
Why just not buy it?
>>329886796
Its not a tumor,its trying to evolve into a superior fruitthe napple
