by realistic standards: Who would win?
>>329583104
I remember hearing that Gabe is really tall and all the others are under 6 foot.
That alone would give him a huge edge, not even considering the weight advantage.
>>329583104
Jade
>>329583104
Miyamoto has made some of the best video games in the world. Games that when normies look at games they think of THOSE games.
>>329583104
I'm pretty sure most male gamers would choose Jade Raymond.
jade because i jack off to her
jade gives the best blowjob
In what?
Release schedule? Jade
Quality? Kojima
Relevence? Miyamoto
Deified PCfag physics puzzle worship? Gabe
>>329583104
Why is Peter Molyneux has only made one good series. And Fable is a fucking joke.
I'd buy Jade's game
Shigeru and Eiji will use predictable and outdated tactics.
Kojima will be defeated mid attack
Peter would be the first to go
Gabe would eat all of them
Jade will try to seduce in desperation but nothing can stop Gabe.
Jade Raymond is a producer, so she loses by default.
>>329583104
John Carmack would bring the smackdown on all of those jabronis
>>329583316
I'd play her game! :)
>>329583250
I like your style
Peter Molyneux would most likely bring a shiv along though
>>329583104
I heard peter once beat a man to death for pointing out a flaw in his design
>>329583104
Realistically, Peter Molyneux by a landslide because he's the only one that could kill all the others and then convince the police he didn't do it.
>>329583104
Like in a fight?
Gabe has knifes.
>>329583104
I know there's a lot of talented people there, buy my dick makes me chooseKojima.
>>329583437
>Quality? Kojima
>>329583104
In a fight? They're all either grandparents or betas (or both). Jade would just stab them all while they apologize and sweat profusely.
>>329583437
More like cutscenes: Kojima
Peter Molyneux can outjew them all.
>>329583653
Ayyy
>>329583437
disgusting kojimacuck
Gabe will probably just sit on 3 of them, killing them, and eat the other 2.
>>329583104
kojimbo because of snatcher
>>329583104
Kojima, honestly.
People on here have given him plenty of hate over the past few months but at least he's managed to stay consistently relevant ever since MGS1 launched.
Aonouma and Miyamoto are just producers now.
Gabe is a businessman.
Jade never even made a fucking game.
And Molyneux, well he's literally irrelevant now.
>>329583104
Gabe Newell jump from an helicopter, kill the complete humanity and destroy 1/3 of the planet.
Gabe Newell is the last survivor.
I'd say Kojima. Kojima's fascination for military fiction might translate into a basic understanding of combat and weapons, and he's in good shape for a man his age. Everyone else is either too old, too fat, or too weak.
JADE LET ME BUY YOUR GME
Gabe and Hideo team up as Newell grabs Kojima by the foot and uses him as a weapon. When the bloodbath is over Hideo joins Valve and makes either Half Life 3 or MGR2
gaben is already dead
I don't know Peter but he looks like he has the strength of an ogre, Shigeru looks like a kamikaze and Jade probably has a knife with her.
It would be a hard fought battle, with Kojima, Peter Molyneux and Gaben left standing.
Then, out of left field, Todd Howard would jump in to the ring and whoop all their asses.
Peter has both passion and underhanded tactics on his side, he wins.
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>>329583921
>Outjewing the greater harginger of sales himself, milkerer of pcfats, rightful heir of the master race, born of the steam, his grace Gabe Newell.
