So I've been playing superhot.exe.
This has to be the most innovative FPS in years.
>innovative
>>329333337
>hasnt played the game
>>329333337
>>329333389
great then arrow ur a faget
should be called SUPER LAME
Good thing I didn't pay any money for it
>>329333333
Remember kids, it's not shilling if you're doing it ironicly.
See also: Toddposting.
>>329333802The plot is that a friend told you about this new innovative shooter. You play it and find out an AI is kidnapping your brain. At the end the AI orders you to tell your friends about this new innovative shooter, so they can join too.
So its not shilling, and its not shitposting. The more you know. Fags.
Why do you even enter threads about games you dont play?
"Innovative" lmao
>>329333910
>it's not shilling when the game tells you to shill
>>329333910
When did my post say that I haven't played the game.
ur a faget
I sure would like to buy this game!
SUPERHOT™ is one of the best indie games is year!
>>329333337
OP is just trying to perpetuate a literal meme the devs push on you at the end.
He's a faggot for entirely worse reasons
>>329333976
>saying "the cake is a lie" is shilling Portal
>>329333280
It's shit.
But the replays are cool.
>>329334065
first good replay i've seen
gg anon but seriouslywp
I find it more fun to not use guns at all and instead just throw shit and punch them.
>>329334063
>superhot literally tells you to shill the game
>Portal tells a stupid joke that peope repeat
>>329334065
this webm inspired me like 4 days ago to make my own
>>329334205
>>329334275
>>329334063
There's a difference between a joke taken out of context by normies and praising a game because its metanarrative telling you to
>>329333280
I guess it's cool.
Early access for YEARS tho so it's kind of underwhelming to play it now.
>innovative
>it's literally Dynasty Street remade in 3D
>Want to make a joke steam review that's guaranteed infinity+1 upboats.
>Gotta do it before someone else does.
>Just not worth it because TWENTY FIVE US DOLLARS.
Super. Shit.
Super. Shit.
>>329334516
maybe i like dynasty street
maybe i think adding a third dimension to it is amazing
maybe if you offered your childhood self a choice between the two he would call you an idiot and say of course play the 3D versionreminder that the person you've become is not the person you wanted to be
>/v/ in charge of discussion video games
>>329334516
To be fair for a shooter it was an interesting concept. The problem is that they didn't expand enough on the prototype due to not having enough time due again to lack of main content.
>>329334616damn...
>>329333280
shill nigger
>>329333280
>>329334741
>missing half the throws
>not being able to kill 4 guys with throwable objects
>>329334616
Youre a fucking faggot dude
I finished the main story in 108 minutes. Is that supposed to be normal? Oh yeah and this has to be the most innovative FPS in years. But 108 minutes?!
![160829_original[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mlekadb.png "160829_original[1].png")
>>329334821
sick my duck
>>329333280
Looks like hot shit. If they can't put in the effort to make it visually appealing, I can't put in the effort to buy it.
>>329333280
>70 minute long campaign
>$25
>$250k budget
>2 years of development
>b-but you can replay the same levels in different ways!
This is the biggest rip-off in years
Hey guys.
>>329335284
>serious sam 3 was 500 000
>these hacks make a minigame for almost the same amount
>>329335284
>+$70k level editor
>something you can make in 3 days
>>329335703
>implying you wouldnt want to get paid high prices to make simple shit
>>329335690
>basipally
i broke my left mouse button clicking it but nothing happened
please help
i need to die
>>329335696
Serious Sam was made by swineherds and cobblers from the ass end of the world using royalty free National Geographic Egypt pictures and a free license Unity.
This is an innovative work of game art, with fresh mechanics, fresh look, deep message and plot, and the sales and reviews reflect it.
How do those secret terminals work? Do you have to complete the level after accessing them or can you just exit out?
>>329334785
If you change targets with throws/punches their life resets. It takes 3 pucnhes/throws in average to kill an enemy but if you just keep switching punches between enemy A and B you'll never kill none of them
>>329336386
This, combined with guns reloading if an enemy picks them, makes me question how the fuck they coded things.
Surely its not intentional.
>>329336128
Serious sam didn't use unity. They made their own engine
>>329335703
>>something you can make in 3 days
That's wrong, anon. Well, depends on how friendly it is but still.
>>329336142
you can just exit out
>>329334065
>>329334205
>Jackie Chan sim
I'm hearing ATATATATATATATATATATATA instead
