WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>329220026
???
>>329220026
THICK
>>329220026
I wear my L.A. Light Up™ shoes when I need to get around my opponent faster and jump higher.
>>329220323
>>329220026
worst boss fight in the series, prove me wrongYou can't
What were their names again?
Trump and Christie best boss.
>>329222123
Super londo bros
>>329222126
best mashups right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOj7Jspsqhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs
>Literally over 5 threads about Dark Souls on /v/ right now
This isn't shilling
This is advanced shilling
>reach this part
>dont have any good weapons other than my +5 halberd
>cant use my lightning spear because theyre resistant
just fuck my shit up familia
i dont want to go through sens fortress and grind souls
>>329220026
I wish this was the theme song to that boss fight.
>>329222123
Biggie and smalls
>>329221678
Throne Watcher & Throne Defender are worse imo.
>>329222292
>+5
>>329222292
Why not unlock the shortcut through sens?
>>329222123
Snorlax an' Pikachu.
>>329222123
/V/ and /fit/
>>329222985
>>329222292
There should be a crystal halberd near the firekeeper bonfire
>>329222985
>/fit/ is a manlet
kek
>>329221678
Bellfry gargoyles are by far the worst boss in the series, because they're just a cut and paste of the last game's gargoyles, except with 6 of them now because haha isn't that HARD GUYS YOU WANTED A HARD GAME RIGHT?!?!
https://soundcloud.com/casher0000/smough-the-hot-executioner
>>329223194
I didn't like the rat ambush boss
>LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING RATS OH BOY I HOPE YOU LIKE LOOKING FOR THAT ONE FAGGOT WITH THE MOHAWK GOOD LUCK TRYING TO NAVIGATE TOWARDS HIM
>>329223306
That boss was at least a bit creative, the fucking royal rat authority was easily one of the most retarded bosses in any souls game. The 5 mob rats that they just shoved in there for the sake of difficulty are pure bullshit, and the fucking death move where he pukes acid, thus breaking your gear and killing you is just adding insult to injury
>>329222292
>+5
Did you take the master key?
>>329222292
Neither of them actually resists lightning damage.
They're just rather weak to every damage type that ISN'T lightning damage.
>>329223571
Why do retards keep saying this? Are people so fucking stupid that they don't realize you can easily get to blighttown through the basin/valley? That's what I did on my first playthrough. Although I had a divine weapon.
>>329223194
Lol no one remembers maneater I guess.
/r/ing a roll thread made with this.
>>329220026
OP you aren't allowed to post that unless you've beaten Barkley.
>>329223779
Because it's still unlikely. A huge chunk of people go through lower burg and depths even on their first time, Unless they have the master key. Im not saying its fucking impossible to go on that route, A lot of people i know DID their first time, But it's more likely he skipped the ember because he had the master key rather then him going through the valley.
>>329223892
Maneaters were tough but they were unique
>>329221678
dragon god
>>329223975
My personal addition to that list is "Rhinestone and The Pillsbury Smough Boy"
