>Let's genocide everyone in our way to get to a place that we arent even sure it exists!
And the result is a damn fine game.
While singing!
to be fair, that game was fun as hell
was the third one any good, i never played it
apparently it changed to a hero system rather than a whole army?
>>324248346
Yeah, it's not as good as the first two, but it's fun.
It's intended to be played online more than offline.
>>324248346
too much focused on the hero system rather than the army. I liked the focus on the army more than the hero bullshit
>>324248346
2 was perfect 3 tried to be too serious.
>>324248413
>>324248575
>>324248659
ah, cool
thats what i though
patapon 2 sequel when?
Vita not having its own Patapon and Loco Roco is pathetic travesty from Sony.
>>324248838they reached the earthend in 3, the story is done
FEEEVAAAAAHH
>>324248134
Tumblrtale fans pls go
I tried it two times and didn't like it, what am I missing?
>>324248134
Guess what
The game is about hive-mind controlling dumb creatures who cannot think for themselves
Now think back at what you wrote and kill yourself shortly after.
Am I the only one whose rhythm always got fucked up by the chants Patapons do after PON PATA PON PATA?
>>324248892
>alternate universe
>another tribe
>a different setting using the same mechanics ("spiritual successor")
>prequel showing the history of the ancient patapons
>Hurr le story is le done so le stop making le games XD
That's not how it works dumbfuck, it's an industry, if there's profit to be made, they'll squeeze another game in. Publishers don't stop making games because THE STORY IS DONE.
>>324249179
>play patapon, use 100% brainpower synchronizing my entire being to the rhythm of the game, breathing blinking heartbeat
>mum comes in and talks to you
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
This was my issue with the game
>>324249051
Nothing, if you didn't like it
PATA PATA PATA PON
>>324249051
The ability to enjoy a wide variety of games and understand their qualities.
Nothing you should be worried about if you want to be a casual.
>>324249386
>not being able to keep a beat while playing
you only got yourself to blame, mate
>>324248838
Sony also killed Badman.
Fuck Sony so much.
>>324248838
this
i'd go and buy a vita right now if they announced patapon 4
What was it even like anyway? Rythm game?
>>324249828
Pikmin rhythm game, heavier strategy-oriented and 2d scrolling.
>>324248134
fuck Zigotons desu
>>324250051
>pikmin
>>324248134
Zigotons almost succeeded in genociding the Patapons before you came back. They deserved it
>>324249552
<< PATA PATA PATA PON >>
>>324250309
Yeah, but in 3 you genocide few different tribes you didnt even saw before.
>>324248838
But they do. It's called Orgarhythm
>>324250215
Yep, it's a game similar to Pikmin, where you indirectly control several units, plus there is rhythm involved.
Should I have said lemmings instead of Pikmin? Would that not have triggered you?
>>324250215
It's not dissimilar.
>>324248892
>Zigoton spinoff
>>324250312
>>324249552
PON PON PATA PON
>>324251030
Calm down buddy
>>324250384
that game looks like shit
>>324251161
I am consumed by a seething rage that only tactical rhythmic battling can quell.
Literally all Sony had to do to sell the Vita to me was make Patapon 4, hell even a new Loco Roco would have been good for me.
will we ever get a much, much more expanded patapon like game for the pc?
i guess in the meantime i'll just stick to psp patapon games.
>>324248346
3 would be fun if it wasn't grindy as hell, specially since the online is dead.
Best mechanic-wise remains 2, best atmosphere-wise remains 1.
>>324252267
PPSSPP man
>>324248838
>No Patapon
>No LocoRoco
>No Ape Escape
>No anything colorful full of neat gameplay
Then people ask me why I stopped bothering with Sony products.
>>324252323
can you read
>>324252467
I've been expecting Ape Escape to go multiplat
>>324252267
Why not make it yourself? I'd buy it.
>>324252323
i do play them on ppsspp, anon.
it's fantastic as hell.
finished all 3 and i keep coming back to grind for 2,
in 3 to combat some bosses you need to get online help cause massively inflated hp and damage on bosses.
>>324249552
>>324250312
>>324251161
PATA PON DON! CHAKA!
>>324254851
DON! DON!DON! DON!DON!
https://youtu.be/YJFjNwnuYiY best song coming through
DON DON DONNNN!
*bweep bweep bw-weeep~!
>>324254851
I AM DART, COME AT ME
>flick
God I hated this fucker
DON! DON DON! DON DON!
FWAAAAAAMIIIIIIII
>>324256503
I still do. What the fuck.
>yfw when fighting this nightmare for the first time.
>>324256785
Jesus Christmas this thing was terrifying. Especially theLASERS
>>324248134
>kacchindonga kills hatapon
>kacchindonga dies while the mission failed screen plays
>the boss is howl's moving castle
Not their fault that some dumbfucks decided to stand in their way.
>>324248346
3 was completely based around multiplayer, so it was a blast for me with 3 buddies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caTu_w0G6XQ
best track in the whole trilogy, prove me wrong
NO FUCKING NEW PATAPON RELEASE IN 2016!!
>>324248134
Muslims?
>>324262000
Nah, they are literally white men.
holy shit why hasn't there been a sequel yet?
what are you doing Sony release a Patapon 4 I beg you.
>>324262254
>>324262000
Not Jews removing the populations from Palestine as ordered by YHWA
>>324248134
That game was amazing!
I enjoyed 2 over the rest!
>>324265353
This to be honest.
>>324261072
patapon 3 wasnt the patapon game ill liked but the ost was 100% GOAT
>Patapon thread actually managed to stay up this long
Post best units
>>324267018
Too lazy to upload picture.
Yumipon and Kibapon.
>>324267018
These fuckers
>>324267018
dekapons need some work and nonstandard tactics but damn thats some damage
still yumi yari tate si best army
>>324267721
also robopons
>>324248134
What were their rivals called again?
>>324268090
Which ones?
What an amazing game this series is
surprise that sony didn't come out with a collection of it for the Vita or PS4
>>324268250
>they put shit like journey flower and flow together
>they didnt put locoroco 2, patapon 2 and mhf unite together
>>324248134
Kinda wish that the Patapon series didn't die.
>>324268234
wherent the bonedeth just undead corpses of the clusterfuck that was arch patchandra?
>>324268234
The ones that came off as referencing black people.
>>324268374
>a bundle of 3 games from the same dev team
>a bundle of two games from the same dev team and a completely unrelated game
???
>>324256785
Personally, I found this motherfucker to be more terrifying.
>>324269363
Aaand forgot the picture.
Also, I heard Patapon 3's final boss was good but I never played that.
Naugtyfins is my waifu.
>>324270218
>a fish
>>324269670
You should play it, even if it's not as good as 2 it's still a good game.
>trying to navigate through this fucking place
Did I just suck shit at the game?
i dont like how in patapon 3 at some point all your characters dont even look like patapons
>>324271241
>its hard
>archfiend of tolerance
it all about tolerating your suckiness till it blooms into mad rhytm skillz
>>324271393
thats the low point of patapon 3
its not a army but a group of heroesi want my roving warband back
I always wanted to get a psp just for this game, but never did.
How well does patapon emulate?
>>324248134
Patapons also killed the Ooh Ha, where the only surviving members are those who became the dark heroes. The rest are zombies and became the Bonedeth.
>>324270796
>implying you wouldn't a fish.
Also she's the fucking princess.
Holy shit Patapon 3 was such a crushing disappointment
DON DON CHIKA CHIKA
>>324270218
It feels weird to remember I actually fapped to something as featureless as a patapon character.
>>324272853
>>324272918
3=2>1
1-best atmosphere
2-best gameplay
3-best gameplay
>>324248838
But that's just what Sony does.
Release a new IP, see if it's successful, then milk it until it dies.
We had 3 patapon games in 4 years, the last one didn't sell as good, franchise died.
Those are some nice rare patapons you have, shame if anything was to devour them.
>>324273132
charge and robopons
or if not eaten yet yumi or megapons
>>324272853
>>324272853
>that hip sway
Unf. Anyone have the pole dance as a gif?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVqlHrhX2V0
How much do the vita ports cost?
>>324267720
This nigga knows what's up.
What minigame were you best at?
What minigame made kicked your ass?
It's been a while, but I remember being a master at the alloy anvil. Can't remember which one gave me so much trouble.
>>324270218
>Fucking hot as naughtyfins
>becomes a shit tier submissive as princess
Bullshit. Might as well waifu meden.
>>324273910
Tree one was easy
The fucking vegetable farmer one was easy until the part where you have to catch the vegetables, had no idea how to do that.
Mountain one was easy
The chef one was easy
The one you posted was probably the hardest
>>324273485
Hope you've brought a magnifying glass.
>>324273910
the alchemy and the mountain is in medium or hard is ass and half to do
the tree is way more fun that has any right
>>324274030
>search for "patapon meden" in google images
>8th pic is porn
>>324274586
oh shit
>>324274250
that part where you catch vegetables always felt super unclear on the timing to me. I always struggled
PATA PATA PATA PON
>>324272853
>>324273039
>>324273485
>>324274302
>>324274586
How can you find sexuality in patapons?
>>324275306
can patapons even do sex?
they are born out of a tree
>>324274586
this expands cone
>>324274586
>search
>see this
The best class desu
>>324274586
>>324274643
These are always hilarious when they happen, imagine a little kid messing around on his parents' PC finding these for accident.
Now try googling "pikmin alph".
>>324275306
>he didn't get the good ending
>>324273039you're not alone
>>324275306
dunno
>>324275446
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>324248134
Well in all fairness the first part of that prophecy Was the great Patapon arriving and that he did.
PATA
PATA
PATA
PATA
>>324275446
>>324275497
>>324275545
>>324275567
DELETE THESE
>>324275685
Make us
>>324248892
>le eric universe is over meme
no really
kill yourself
>>324275567
i like to pretend all the patapons are just lowrez depictions of lolis
>>324275469
not for uberhero. Tondenga all the way.
>>324248134
Blood for the blood god
>>324275887
>army of violent, angry, naked lolis chucking spears and shit at everything
I don't think my penis can take much more punishment anon, please stop.
>>324275676
hadihadi
>>324275975
But he is THE uberhero
>>324276084
shut up you pathetic weeb
>>324276084
Well by that logic there were also loli mages, some with amputated mechanical arms, bird riders, and giant lolis.
this thread is about to take the wrong path
>>324276440
Like every thread is supposed to do.
>>324276084
>not thinking about the giant loli in the sky commanding them all
>>324276440
Quick post more patagod
Is the a character in video games with a harder life than makoton.
>Loses friend in war.
>killed after he sells his soul
>revived in 2 but is controlled by mask.
>dies while trying to break free
>revived as ragewolf
>cucked by uberhero
>killed by comrade dark heros
F E V A H
E
V
A
H
>>324276906
Why is the patapon lore so deep?
Patapon 4 never
>>324276906
Where were you when ragewolf was kill?
>>324277495
>tfw both Patapon and LocoRoco are kill
>>324274302
Naughty fins theme a best
>patapon porn
and i thought i saw everything
>>324275685
Hello?
Are there even any games that are kind of like patapon?
>>324280882
the eyes are too small
triggered
>>324280882
Crypt of the Necrodancer is pretty similar in formula, using rhythm to fight hordes of enemies and move around the map.
>>324281071
Loved that game but beating it with aria is too much for me, the devs also went way overboard with the difficulty if you wanted to 100% the game
Pata 2 was great, but holy shit the engrish confused me so fucking much as a child
>"Here's [X] to come on out!"
>Have original PSP 1000
>Haven't touched it in years
>About 30-40 games
S-surely it'll work, right guys?
>>324282452
it should
Underrated as fuck series.
>>324284814
I'm sure most people that actually tried patapon love it, but I guess it doesn't have any mass appeal due to it's art style, weird mechanics and being a bit unforgiving as well.
>>324284814
It still makes me sad that there will never be a 4th game.
>>324285368
It doesn't help that the game was limited to the PSP which was barely alive. The PSP was a good system but it was never very popular
I'm still pissed off that Sony hasn't ported PSP DLC to the Vita. I can't play any of the Patapon 3 DLC and it's FREE.
>>324248838
>2 games that could possibly benefit from a touchscreen or gyroscope arent on the vita
fuck sony is so fucking stupid
>>324286194
actually yeah
why not punch in some locoroco or patapon games on the vita? the west loved those games,
plus they are fun and it whouldnt be hard to improve or punch in more features
>>324286479
They probably think it wouldn't sell compared to whatever they are making right now.
>>324286894
well
gravity rush was the playstation made game of the sistem and if i heard right it wasnt bad in gameplay and sales...
still ,some patapon or locoroco would do lots of good on vita
>>324248134
>humanity 101
