>he's a yencuck
Are yencucks even human?
>>324246949
nobody defines themselves according to the last character he romanced in a video game
so let's try it again
what do you want to talk about op
>>324246949
>that look in her eyes
You just KNOW
>>324246949
>Yen
Read the books, both the standalones and saga, knows what Yen and Geralt went through.
>Triss
Game only turbo pleb, who has no idea that Triss was buttblasted and manipulative cunt.
>>324246949
SHANI IS BEST GIRL
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>>324247517
This isn't about the books faggot, this is about the video game
>>324247517
Yens not any better.
>>324247690
Keep telling yourself that where literally everything in the video game is built upon the books.
Yen is canon love interest through and through, Triss was quick fuck that Geralt was manipualted into.
>>324246949
Yen and Geralt feel natural in all their conversation and like actual couple that went through a lot of shit.
Triss feels more like underage bait hitting on her teacher.
>>324246949
maybe in another lifetime Triss and Geralt could be lovers. I really hope she finds someone special. She and Geralt are the closest of friends.
Geralt's heart belongs to Yen and vice versa.
>>324247561
Shani a shit
>>324247949
That's not what I'm saying at all you fucking moronic cunt
>>324247517
>reading books
lmao nerd
>>324247517
>hate son Triss
>forgets to mention Yen and Geralt were only a thing because genie magic
>>324248230
Then what ARE you saying you shit sniffing cocksuck
>>324248338
Nigga he already loved her, that's why he did the genie magic which was the only way to save her life
>>324248117
ur waifu a shit
>>324247690
>this isn't about the books
>it's about the direct sequel to the books
Okay then
That still leaves triss as basically a rapist
>>324248117
>Shani a shit
you're dead
>>324248450
It wasn't mutual though, Yennifer was mostly interested in Geralts physiology.
![triss_witcher_1_psd_by_scratcherpen-d7dm928[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KDdqyNm.jpg "triss_witcher_1_psd_by_scratcherpen-d7dm928[1].jpg")
>>324248469
>>324248652
>>324248729
Yeah but over time she came to love him
>>324248995
If i remember correctly it was leading to a single hate fuck from Yennefer if the genie magic didn't happen.
To be fair though, it's been a while since I've read that book.
Yen has the superior fashion sense and taste.
>>324247517
Fuck off to /lit/ with the books. The books have very little to no weight in the games faggot, and take your shit tier waifu with you.
>>324250629
You'd know how much impact the books have on the games if you'd read them.It's quite a bit
>>324250857
If it was quite a bit, the majority of the people that played the game without reading the books would be confused as all hell. The game is a clean slate for almost every character. Geralt has his memory erased for gods sake. Don't talk about "canon" when the entirety of the game series is built on a "what if".
Yen is superior. Although a Triss is fine too.
>>324248059
That's exactly how it is
Yen and Geralt are both in their 90s, while Triss is only in her 40s and basically a kid compared to them
![tumblr_nqhjh6924g1rb5arpo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KqfGbUu.png "tumblr_nqhjh6924g1rb5arpo1_500[1].png")
Cerys master race ww@.
>>324248059
But Yen talks to Geralt like his fucking bitch boy. Every line has some sarcastic quip or complaint followed by a very brief "tender" moment.
>>324252060
You can tell her to stop being a cunt and she'll actually like you more for it
>>324251431
>Yen
>Monster tits
Why?
>>324252060
Some people have to pay money for this, others have the luck of being in a relationship where it is free of charge.
The real question is rather, does geralt like it?
>>324247369
everybody knew they fuck atleast once in tw2.
>>324247517
>Read the books, both the standalones and saga, knows what Yen and Geralt went through
And how does that disqualify what geralt went through together with triss in any way?
>>324252060
why are you so afraid of stronk independant women who are richer, more powerful and have a better sense of humor than you, anon?
>>324247561
>a simple human with a laughable lifespan
It's a nearly immortal mutant we're talking about, he needs someone who can keep up with his insane lifespan.
A lot of people seem to argue for Triss or Yen based on their own personal tastes in women, but the fact is that Geralt is not you. Geralt is a man whose tastes in women are more aligned with Yen then they are with Triss.
>tfw was going to stay loyal to Yen but then saw Triss in that dress
I couldn't help it. Triss is just better.
>>324253049
But yen isnt a degenerate, anon.
ciri is.
>>324246949
I want totitfucktriss ! :)
>>324252914
Because Triss and Geralt's romancewas based on a lie. A lie perpetrated by Triss herself in order to get the D, despite the fact that she knew Geralt and Yen were an item.
>giving a shit about Yen or Triss
Real best girl coming through.
>>324251828
I was legitimately pissed I couldn't even flirt with her. Jesus when she comments on Geralt's love life with that accent of hers I was rock hard
>>324248450
>Geralt already loved her
>literally someone he just met
>>324251431
>one-piece swimsuti tanlines
Patrician tastes anon
>>324253335
>he doesn't know the pain of instant, unrequited love
I see someone hasn't lived much of life.
>>324250857
>>324247517
The books are fucking dire to be honest. Literally the slavshit trash you'd expect.
>>324250629
Yeah, doesn't change the fact that Yenn is clearly the canon love interest in the game.
>>324251431
The game already has nude scenes. Was this really necessary?
>>324252060
Every thug needs a 'ride or die' chick.
>>324253486
he isnt a teenager or 20 something senpai.
>>324252060
You need to stop self inserting. It kills a lot of the fun in wrpgs.
>>324253265
Hi peter pan
>>324246949
Ciri is best.
West Virginia master race
Yen: toxic relationshit, no thanks, i already have one like that
Triss: Bitch without selfsteem, she literally can be cheated to the inifinite
>>324250629
>The books have very little to no weight in the games faggot
On the first game? Sure.
Second game? Nah
Third game? It's pretty much a continuation of all the themes and main plot from the books. Get fucked.
Does anyone have that cap from the books where Geralt gets cucked then gets even more btfo and runs away like a bitch
>>324254863
>i already have one like that
We envy you. Tell us more.
What was Polygon on to think this game has no strong women characters?
>>324254837
Loli Ciri or grown-up Ciri?
>>324255287
that scene from the book was fucking brutal, i got chills on my back reading that passage.
>tfw you couldn't date Keira Metz
I liked her the most. She seemed more balanced than Yen or Triss.
You can only save 3.
Rest get sent to Radovid.
>>324251828
Why is there no fucking Cerys SFM porn?
>>324255446
Shame she was modelled on a fucking tranny.
>>324255453
Triss
Keira Metz
Not sure who I'd take last - probably Yen.
>>324247949
i've played through half of the first game and the entirety of 2. About to start 3.
How is triss a quick fuck? as far is i can remember, Geralt is kind of in a relationship with her since the first game. I mean he fucked other girls yeah but he always seemed to love Triss, i think in 2 triss told him she wants to be with him forever?
>>324254863
>toxic
Take your tumblr shit out of here faggot.
Best tits.TRISS COULD NOT HELP GERALT, YET SHE DID DIRECT HIM TO CORINNE TILLY, AN ONEIROMANCER AND AN EXPERT AT FINDING THE LOST AND MISSINGYou read that in Dandelion's voice.
>>324255453
Yen.
Titty monster Margarita.
Triss I guess.
>>324255287
You are on /v/ loli is love loli is life
Holy fuck this game made me realize how shit games like FO4 etc really are.
Witcher 3, gorgeous vistas, bustling towns and buildings beautifully detailed, proper enterable buildings where you can look through the glasswalled shop-fronts to see the world carrying on outside, proper fleshed out characters and story and barely a loading screen in sight, it's like my pc is actually being used.
Also with a nice SweetFX the game literally bursts with colours.
Witcher 3 has it's faults, but holy fuck it makes MANY games like FO4 etc look like the project of amateurs.
>>324255740
anyone?
>>324251828
I felt so let down when Geralt couldn't fuck her
>>324247517
I'm reading the books, the more I read it, the more of a beta Geralt becomes and a bitch Yen becomes.
Triss master race.
>>324256298
Bitter Virgin was a pretty entertaining read.
>>324255740
Triss drugs Geralt and fucks his while he's basically comatose as kaer mohren, since in the books her entire character is an anime schoolgirl who obsesses over her senpai.
Geralt never takes her seriously, he views their "relationship" as a mistake.
In games 1 and 2 Triss takes advantage of his amnesia to try and trick him into thinking that she was always his gf, and that they were meant to be together
>>324256496
wow what a slut, thanks anon.
>>324246949
roll my eyes every time the game tries to make me give a shit about yen. fuck that haughty bitch, who would ever pick her over 10/10 ginger semen demon
Witcher 3 is probably the only game in a long time that has made me genuinely laugh on an adult level and also on a childish one.
>>324251828
Reporting in.
>>324255453
send them all to ravodid army
Yen's a bitch but she wouldnt drug her best friend's boyfriend and take advantage of his amnesia.
The only argument you can make for Triss is that you have a boner for red heads because that is all she had going for her. Can you really trust someone like that?
How the fuck did a tiny little studio from Poland manage to make the best major CRPG franchise of this millennium?
>>324255895
>You read that in Dandelion's voice.
You're not wrong.
>>324246949
Dumb cuckposter being fucking wrong about everything, as usual
Take your shitty, uninspired meme back to
>>>/r9k/
And stay there
Fuck YenKill TrissMarry Keira
>>324256885
>>324256496
She didn't drug him in a way that she raped him. The books said "with the help of a little magic" smth like this. It's like viagra or alcohol.
>>324257516
And Geralt says that he barely remembers what happened. The "little magic" that Triss used Bill Cosby'd Geralt
>>324247517
>Read the books, both the standalones and saga, knows what Yen and Geralt went through.
The books aren't canon
>>324259656
>this is what triss fans actually believe
Triss is literally POO in LOO: The Witcher character
Only bookfags understand this and live by it
>>324251828
I want to put a baby in her oven
>>324257231
Amen
>>324246949
Raven-haired women are boner inducing to me, there is no way I could not pick Yen regardless of any other factors.
>>324255453
Yen, Fringilla and Keira.
>>324262097
You'll probably get to sex Fringilla in Blood and wine. She was the only other serious relationship beside Yen that Geralt had, albeit short-lived one. She's a gt raven-haired gril as well.
>>324262614
Agreed.
>>324255373
Could you paste it here?
>>324247561
You'll nev eer get drunk with Shan and Sieg. Why even collect herbs familam?
>>324252060
What's wrong with a bit of banter?
![qpY0pNi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tj38yNB.jpg "qpY0pNi[1].jpg")
>Triss
Cute
Doesnt mind getting her hands dirty to help Geralt
She's always there to help him, even if he picks Yen
Has a great chemistry with Geralt, like they're great friends who started dating
CUTE
>Yen
Lied, charmed and manipulated Geralt multiple times
Cheated on him and didnt gave a fuck when he found out and got suicidal
They were only together in the first place because of a spell
Acts like a bitch 90% of the time
Has that "im way too noble for this shit" whenever she's hanging out with Geralt
>>324259904
No, it's fact, the books are just fan fiction of the games
>>324263358
Ciri basically murders a bunch of confused people on a frozen lake while ice skating.
>>324252136
>>324252739
>>324253021
>>324253947
>>324254240
>>324264951
>all these literal beta cucks
Also the books and the games take place in seperate universes. The games are based on the books, its just like how Star wars has the EU .
>>324255453
Fringilla
Yen
Rita
>>324266461
>Triss
>ugly
>useless in bed
>no one would care about her if she wasn't a redhead
>literally shittier than even fucking PanGrammy
>Yen
>beautiful
>can hold her own
>doesn't rely on hair color to garner attention
>actually cares about geralt on an equal level and not an immature codependency
Any Phillipa Eilhart SFM?
Wanted to hate fuck that bitch so much. Her voice is strangely attractive like a slutty teacher or something.
>>324266658
0/10
>>324268539
why would you link me to that retarded comment
>>324268401
You know in your heart that it's true
>>324267758
The expanded universe is better than the movies though in SW case. Is there a consensus on whats better the games or the books with Witcher?
>>324269245
IMO its for star wars
some EU>SWTOR=KOTOR1+2>2 movies>rest of the EU>rest of the movies
and for the witcher i would say the games>books simply because the games do a better job of flushing out the entire world and building a really good atmosphere that you just cant do in a book
>>324269245
>The expanded universe is better than the movies though in SW case
back up, no, no it isn't as a whole. You get a few good stories/characters to come out of it but or the most part it's people over exaggerating their favorite characters into "too perfect to die" status
>>324270840
the thrawn arc and the Yuuzhan vong war were really good. Everything after that is just meh...
Oh and all the Bane books were good, the SWTOR books were good...
>>324270442
is the story for swtor even good? I haven't even bothered with it.
>>324266461
Geralt met Yen way before Triss, although he still nailed both of them in the books. He always chooses Yen because of his fantasy of having normal family.
>>324260429
heh
>>324270442
>good atmosphere that you just cant do in a book
lol what? Have you ever read a good book?
>>324269245
in wither the story is way more richer in books (5 chapters and 2 collections of short stories) but there are no loops in story between books and games. But if you read the books you will find that every character in the game has waaaaay more to do with Geralt that you ever thought
>>324255453
Fringilla
Triss
Filippa
>>324271803
its pretty good if you arent a huge revan fanboi . they turn him into a raging psychopath.
>>324272717
yes i have and no matter how many descriptive words you use in a book, seeing something and exploring it for YOURSELF will ALWAYS be more atmospheric.
>>324268119
>Yen doesn't care about hair color to garner attention
>Has raven black hair
>>324274549
>black hair
>some rarity
lmao sorry sweden forgot you're used to fucking blondes and gingers
>>324274736
Yes, Murrica. You saved us all in WW2 and you liberated the middle east with your gas taxes
>>324275532
buttblasted Swedecuck detected
>>324275915
>this desperate to pander shitty black raven hair taste
>>324274190
>seeing something and exploring it for YOURSELF will ALWAYS be more atmospheric.
>mfw this anon has no idea how to use this spongy meat inside his head.
>>324276151
>picture loads
>whoa nice tits
>scroll up
Well that's a case for a paper bag if I've ever seen one.
>>324277163
>picture loads
>scroll up
nice trolling
>>324276151
More?Please be a set, please be a set
>>324253870
Why does Triss face look so fucking terrible in this game? All those wrinkles completley ruin it, she was way more hot in 2.
