There isn't a single video game character more badass than this.
>>324164015
But anon, she's a canon softy that's scared of ghosts, despite the fact that she's half phantom and her mistress is a ghost.
>>324164274
But she's got two swords.
TWO!
>>324165062
Soft?
>>324164015
>Muh edgy white haired samurai waifu
Fuck off, youmufags are the worst scum
>>324165307
big words coming from a pedophile
>>324165062
Yet she only uses one.
Completely retarded
soooft
>>324165413
There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile
>>324165413
Youmu isn't a mature woman either.
>>324165307
She's anything but edgy in canon.
>>324165413
Liking Youmu or really 90% touhou makes you a hebe or ephebophile at least
>>324164015
>badass
You mean dorky?
>>324165876
>>324165307
>Muh 500-year-old little vampire girl
Quality thread guys.
my favorite 2hu can beat up your favorite 2hu
>>324164015
She has no feats, no kills, and no victories
She's a dork
>>324164015
>>324165957
>Muh entry level waifu
>>324164274
Youmu is the dorkiest.
>>324164015
On a physical level how old is she?
Youmu likes boys!
>>324165413
>wanting to fuck a 500-year-old girl makes you a pedophile
meh
>>324165062
lmao 2kat
2KAT
>>324166376
10-12
>>324165659
Shouldn't she be wearing pants?
Would you a ghost?
>>324164015
So this is today's Touhou thread, huh.
>>324166376
14-18
>>324166389
Youmu IS a boy.
>>324166537
>18
Not even you believe that
>>324166578
samurai gardener (male)
>>324166578
Even better.
>>324165226
>Soft
You can't post that artist.
It's cheating.
>>324166534
>today's Touhou thread,
Are we required to have one every day?
>>324166696
>We
please stop shitposting with my wife
>>324166519
Yes
>>324164015
On one hand, she's quite capable to be able to survive in a land where most people of her age and category would be considered food; but I don't think badass really describes her. I mean, she's more someone that can use a sword really well and knows a few magic tricks.
>>324166696
Yes, its a pretty old meme, it has lasted for 2 years
>>324166675
>almost exclusively draws Youmu
>no lewds
fucking amazing
>>324166696
No.
Try convincing the secondary making these daily threads about it, though.
>>324166646
Height and body shape can be deceptive.
>>324166168
>remilia
>not entry level
>>324166863
She can also move really fucking fast.
>>324166987
uh oh
>>324166912
>implying
>>324166696
Those threads aren't gonna shitpost itself anon.
BIG
SOFT
AMERICAN
>>324166989
She's patrician tier waifu.
>>324166987
anon pls
Are there any games where a girl like Youmu is the main protagonist/deuologist?
>>324167106
You know exactly what I meant
>>324167129
Yeah, her face is pretty soft now.
>>324167106
>>324167212
RPG maker self-insert OCs
>>324166987
post more
>>324167171
>>324167084
I am just demonstrating how so she is and how nice it would be to cuddle with her.
>>324167212
I mean deuteragonist of course
>>324166987
>>324167435
RIP
>>324167435
But I don't want to hang myself just yet, you're making things harder.
>>324167237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqRC-WHfLfgMYON
Alright, it's time.
Which Touhou would be the easiest to rape? I'm doing this.
>>324166987
Youmu is HARD!
>>324167630
Kosuzu.
She is just genderswapped Polnareff.
>>324167630
Kosuzu.
>>324167616
>>324167630
Kosuzu, she's a normal human girl with no powers.
>>324167696
>>324167703
nice imo
>>324167630
The historian loli, I don't remember her name. Akyu?
>>324167696
>>324167703
>kosuzumind
>>324167630
Akyuu
>>324167696
>>324167703
Marisa or Mamizou will kill before you actually complete the action
>>324167212
Oldie but goodie. I think it may have recently been re-released on the vita or something, I don't keep up with news much.
>>324167773
>>324167703
Nice. She looks up my alley too.
I was hoping the maid would be but whatever.
>>324167801
>>324167814
I can try her second. I like her purple hair.
>>324167814
>implying Marisa will be around
>implying Mamizou wouldn't join in
>>324167701
But Polnareff was best Crusader
>>324167630
Kogasa, trick her into making an anti-youkai weapon then use it to rape her
>>324167814
Yeah man, go for the girl who knows personally the entirety of Gensokyo, what could possibly go wrong?
>>324167897
>>324167773
>>324167630
Akyu is easier
Spooky spooky
>>324168039
This one is even cuter so that could be an option.
I'll get her to make an anti-Youkai dildo.
>>324167814
Who knows what Mamizou would do.
>>324168097
>attacking someone who knows and regularly speaks with Yukari
>>324167630
Ringo, though it wouldn't be rape just trade sex for candies
>>324167630
Why raping? There are so few men in Gensokyo that pretty much anyone would be all over your dick (assuming you're not utterly unfuckable).
>>324168278
>Ringo, though it wouldn't be rape just trade sex for candies
Maybe she wants you to Mg Mg her, in the first place.
>>324168131
2spoopy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbIdM0KIghk
stupid dork. would step on
>>324168403
>assuming you're not utterly unfuckable
What's so wrong with rape, jeez. Have you tried it? Then you can't say it's bad.
>>324168403
>He didn't played HM or read WaHH
>>324167630
>unsure if to lewd Youmu or daughteru
>unsure if to lewd Suika or drinking buddyu
>>324168569
Even though I raped them I would also take responsibility, just saying.
Hypuru Hecatia EX
Why did /jp/ immigrated to /v/?
Go build a wall weebs
>>324168131
2spooky4me
>>324168507
>majority of the Touhou fanbase
>participating in the canon
Zozzle
>>324168569
Memeji has a sword
Aya is possibly the strongest 2hu
>>324168616
Because /vg/ doesn't want them.
>>324168707
>Aya is possibly the strongest 2hu
>>324166423
>>324166520
I haven't seen those in ages. Thank you.
>>324168610
>Anon, they're yours.
>>324168707
>Aya is possibly the strongest 2hu
>this is your average Touhou poster on /v/
>>324168707
you what
>>324168763
The camera is too strong and she was holding back in MoF
>>324168578
If you don't lewd Youmu, someone else will.
COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT!?
THE HARDEST
>>324168863
Please be bait
>>324168707
>aya
>strongest Touhou
I came here to laugh at you
*farts*
>>324168578
I bet an oni's pussy has strong muscles
You better get a drinking buddy other than getting your dick destroyed
>these Touhou threads lately
But why? Must they be so awful? And why do they stay up for so long?
>>324168961
Literally shitposting
>>324167630
Complete list of rapeable touhous (assuming there is no risk of the victim getting assisted):
Rika
Kotohime
Ellen
Orange
Renko
Maribel
Akyuu
Kyouko
Kosuzu
Wakasagihime
>>324168863
>>324168961
Classic
>>324168981
If you penetrate cirno would your dick be frozen and fall off?
>>324169062
Shit, I didn't realize I would have homework around this.
>>324169019
Because threads that are not mod approved get deleted.
@324169019
Mods and Janitors participating aswell
>>324169062
>Wakasagihime
How
>>324169019
Because Touhou is vidya you dumb westerngobbler.
>>324169209
>mods are in this thread
It feels like somebody watching you in the bathroom...
>>324169098
Is her entire body under constant coldness? Or she just draws coldness to her body whenever she wants to do something?
Reminder that all characters are lolis-highschoolers
>>324169258
Oral
>>324168707
>Aya is possibly the strongest 2hu other than Clownpiece, Junko, Hecatia, Shiki, and Yuuka
Fixed that for you.
>>324169062
>Kotohime
>The only one to ever arrest Reimu for her horrible horrible crimes
Are you SURE?
*smacks*
>>324164015
For real though, when I hear ''badass'' the only female character I can think of off the type of my head is Samus.
MEE MAW!
>>324169258
Lure her outside the water using colorful stones then ensnare her with a fishing net.
>this thread
>>324169297
Did all 2hus drank the Hourai Elixir or what? Because in 20 years they sure haven't change at all
>>324169134
But why do the mods like these threads? What kinds of twisted minds are we dealing with here? Have the years of moderation 4chan eroded their minds? The poor souls lost to the chemical degradation of their minds. Hot Pockets are literally to blame for these threads. It might be time to contact Nestle.
>>324168469
Teensy soft squishy Youmu!
(You) mu is the best!
>>324169416
遅らせます
>>324169462
Most youkais have extremely long lifespans.
>>324169378
Play more games besides Nintenshit. And Samus is barely a character.
>>324169385
Mage Hina
>>324169432
I dont understand why they are still a thing.
We all know Hecatia is number 1, it's even approved by ZUN.
>>324169474
2hufags are the cancer that's killing /v/ since /jp/ is fucking dead
>>324169432
Yukari even being in the running.
Ahaha, no.
>>324169527
I guess maybe some of the RE girls too but only a little bit.
Remi where
>>324169378
How about Cell?
>>324169019
You know it always amazes me how quickly /v/ is in shitting up the threads. I mean how many people just lurk around this board just to shitpost?
>>324169295
She obliterates all the heat energy in a given space and the sudden physiological change causes water nearby to condense and freeze.
Though her Perfect Freeze card also implies she has the power to eliminate Kinetic and possibly other forms of energy as well.
In other words, Cirno is eventually going to cause the heat-death of the universe.
>>324169569
>He unironically believes /v/ isn't the real cancer of this website
>>324168821
>Mama Momo'
I didn't know how much my heart wanted this
>>324169514
What about the non-fantasy induced characters like Marisa? Does she have 30-something years in that little body?
>>324169501 mu
Here's a (You) mu for (You)
>>324169342
She's just a shitty human with no special powers, Reimu was just playing along.
How tsundere is /jp/ for /v/? Christ, settle down you little girls.
All of you scrubs know jack shit
ZUN is the best Touhou
Just look at him
That smile
That charisma
That jawline
Those muscles
His shiny black hair
His sexy glasses
THAT SEXY CAP HOLY SHIITTT
If you disagree with ZUN being the best touhou I assume you are a tasteless 12 year old
>People not thinking Aya and Hatate are the strongest
No character could survive those spellcard as long as those two did
Reminder
>>324169672
She's notably different than her earlier appearances senpai.
>>324169721
Moot had a better jawline desu.
>>324169650
Well, she's the stongest isn't she?
Post your favorite Primantiss video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
Chireiden > Eientei > Moriya Shrine > Scarlet Mansion > Human Village > Great Mausoleum > Myouren Temple > Hakugyokurou > Shining Needle Castle > Hell > Heaven > Lunar Capital > Hakurei Shrine > Forest of Magic
>>324169342
>In the next game, Reimu murders some girl simply for BEING THERE
YOU LET HER OUT TOO SOON, KOTO!! TOO SOON! YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THAT!
>>324169762
Danmaku is just a game, it doesn't necessarily reflect a certain Touhou's power level.
>>324169843
>Human Village that high
>Hakurei Shrine that low
>Even considering Lunarians
No sir, you are retarded
>>324169762
>>324169843
>Hell
We have never seen that you dork
>>324169845
>le Reimu is a bad girl meme
She just doing her job
I bet you think the army is full of bad guys
Why do Youmufags ruin literally everything they touch?
Just take a look at this mess
>>324169964
Fuck off cheating scum.
>>324169892
Then why is LoLK danmaku so hard and also has the strongest characters?
>>324169964
>Spellcards arent really impossible
>>324170084
>Mistaking secondaries with youmufags
No anon, all of them are the problem
>>324169805
he hasn't gotten fat, has he?
>>324170105
>Using items
>>324170084
>Why do Xfags ruin literally everything they touch?
>Just take a look at this mess
>>324170056
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>324170157
Because you are doing drugs toplay the game
Winners don't do drugs
>>324170157
Because you're retarded
>>324170157
Because most LoLK characters didn't follow the rules, especially Muh child.
>>324170084
Why are satori fags such huge pricks?
>>324170160
>secondaries
My favorite meme.
Meido > Youmu
youmu sucks the only redeeming factor is that her theme is cool, but that's it
pic related is much more badass
>>324170247
Fuck off Xfag
>>324170180
I didn't actually play the game, I thought spell cards were impossible without using items, sorry senpai.
>2016
>This is your average touhou thread on /v/
I have seen worse, but this one is certainly not helping
>>324169769
mokou is better?
Satori is actually the strongest 2hu, she can read the enemy's mind so she can dodge every attack and copy the attacks, she only pretended to lose because she got bored
>>324170251
The canon ending is Legacy with nomiss though
>>324170270
ayy
>>324170306
Then why are they using spellcards then?
>>324170357
>Literally a cripple
>>324169019
>>324169474
Just like the others said, it's most likely the result of someone upstairs failing to 1cc LoLK for the umpteenth time and taking it out on us.
Honestly, the only option is to roll with the punches until they get bored. It's going to happen, trust me.
>>324170454
>The canon ending is Legacy with nomiss though
Yeah, what I just said: Winners don't do drugs
Now go back and git gud
Suppose I want to fug Reimu without a condom but don't want to impregnate her
Could she move fast enough to dodge all the sperm?
This thread hurts my head. Why do people want to act dumb? Are they actually dumb? I can't understand why some people like to post like this.
>>324170434
yea
>>324170431
>he missed the last thread
>last thread died and missed this fate
thank god
>>324170469
>a cripple who is still just as capable as everyone else
your point?
>>324170357
But she has a lack of iron
>>324170357
Do you mind if I claim her? Some jerk always claims her before me and it makes me furious.
>>324170543
lets hang out sometime
Reminder that literally no one likes Kisume, or Letty, or the Aki sisters, or the Prismrivers, or Medicine.
>>324170536
Because shitposting about cute girls is the only thing preventing suicide.
>>324167630
You could probably talk Kogasa into doing it
![705e973101[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2bkPLgz.jpg "705e973101[1].jpg")
>>324164015
>tfw you'll never get to be Yomu
>>324170770TPDPmade like Medicine
Just a little though
>>324170528
Tell her to blow you when you feel like you're about to cum and make her swallow your load instead.
>>324170480
>I suck at game
>therefore I shitpost on /v/
What kind of logic is this?
>>324170056
Typically, if you kill a bunch of people and say it's your job despite the fact that you're unemployed, it means you're a serial killer.
>>324170808
Shitposting about cute girls only drives me closer to suicide.
>>324170536
Is this your first week here? I suggest going to reddit if you want 100% serious discussion all the time.
Hey Jani, whats your favorite 2hu?!
>>324170809
Sorry but Kogasa is mine you can't have her.
>>324170770
I like 4 of those characters though.
>>324170892
It's the only thing I can think of, besides them feeling sadistic.
But if you have a better idea, feel free to share it with the class.
>>324170913
pshhhhh nothing personnel dork
>>324170770
I'm glad you liked my list.
>>324170924
This is nearly my 6thyearhere. I still don't get it.
>girls
>badass
good 1 op
>>324170770
>tfw I don't even remember the names of the prismrivers
>>324168578
>wanting Suika when you could have an overprotective oni who gets you drunk and regularly carts you off to her rape cave
>>324170976
Don't worry you can have her back when I'm done, who would want a clingy depressed umbrella anyway?
>>324170964
how easy would it be to out smart futo?
>>324171135
Don't worry nobody else does either.
>>324170543
Fuck off, pianofags.
>>324170770
I like Letty, but that may be because I just like Yuki-onna in general.
>>324171062
I guess the jani really hates Sagume
>>324171135
Lyrica, the youngest, has brown hair and plays a piano, Merlin has silver/lightblue hair and plays a trumpet, Lunasa, the oldest, has blonde hair and plays a violin.
>>324170964
>>324171192
>posting lesbians
>>324171239
Easier than shitposting on /v/
>>324171252
Lunasa, Merlin and Lyrica.
>>324171140
>broken pelvis
>>324171313
which one is the shitter with the lasers
>>324171140
>mexican girl suggests a third option.jpg
>>324171302
well, nobody likes sagume so...
>>324171135
Junko is the best one
>>324171340
Wrong game anon
>>324171239
You can't outsmart her.
She has a boat.
>>324171239
Pretty easy, she is dumb.
>>324171480
>implying Chlomaki doesn't BDSM the fuck out of Lobco when noone is looking
>>324170376
Why are Yfags so defensive?
>>324171580
No boats allowed.
>>324171058
Anon. You don't need some peculiar reason to shitpost. Especially on /v/.
>>324171140
What game is this literal semen demon from, my dick will haunt me for every second I do not know the answer
