It's so simple!
"WHAT I LEARNED IN VIDYA GAMES IS..."
how to speak english
Only faggots play video games
>"WHAT I LEARNED IN VIDYA GAMES IS..."
if the stewardesses ever say: "omg the pilot's dead, does anyone here know how to fly an airplane?" i should say "no"
>>323953228
>>323953228
CQC
If I'm good enough at arcade games then the government of Japan will hire me to fly planes to shoot at Godzilla. Its true, I read it in a book once
How to type faster. Fuck you, Mario. You didn't teach me a damn thing.
>>323953228
Learnt.
I am the great propane head
>>323953389
This.
Playing Paper Mario taught me english when I first came to America.
>>323953690
God dangit bobbeh
Metal Gear helped me ace my genetics exam. Thanks Metal Gear!
>>323953629
this is actually true; i'm on the payroll
i'm just waiting for godzilla to show up, and telling my mom "i do so have a real job"
>>323953228
Using the word stupid,bitch and fuck in different languages
>>323953786
>>323953690
Ah tell you whaht, that boy ain't right.
because of counting combat experience in runescape I'm REALLY good at multiplying by 4.
too bad the applications are pretty limited. What good is knowing what any number multiplied by 4 off the top of my head is if I still have to stop and think about 3 x 7
If a job is ever really complex, looking up the way to solve it is cheating, and the creator's a dick for making such a difficult thing in the first place,
>>323953228
that people are amazing and we should respect each other since we all just keep trying moving forward to something better, we must always improve
>>323953885
That boy ain't right
>>323954178
Stop playing anime games son.
>>323954178
wow what a fag
Shooting is easy
>>323953690
oh come the propaneiacs were genius
What I learned in vidya games is how to break a keyboard after 9 hours of activating and deactivating mods to find what mod was conflicting with what mod
>>323953530
Dat filename
>>323953228
Talk to everyone, always, they may say something helpful or not.
>>323953389
>>323953774
nice m8
>>323953228
BOMBS ARE FUN
Trust no one.
>>323953228
How I could use adhominems to switch goal posts when having an argument irl, translating APM in RTS games to my job, organizing and synergy building because of MMOs.
>>323955371
But how can I trust that advice?
>>323955638
You can't, it's a paradox.
>>323953885
Anyone have the pregnant Bobby with Hank?
>>323955240
FUCK THOSE PIECE OF SHIT
>WE GOT GOLIATHS INCOMING
FUCK
>>323953228
how to drive.
I always thought the three word "answer" to that question was supposed to be "how to drive"
>>323953228
...to waste time I won't recover.
>>323956065
The rest didn't matter.
>>323953228
Taught me English.
The meaning of life, nbd
That I can do anything, just not anywhere above average.
>>323953228
Laura Bailey 90% of the time voices best girl.
Hideo Kojima can't make a story without explaining everything with a convenient plot device.
Everyone in an online game (mostly) are shitters and you can only count on yourself unless you know them personally.
>>323956065
spongebob writes that but scribbles it out
How to play baseball.
>>323953641
Underrated
>>323953389
This. You can tell because my grammar i awesome and your all jelly.
>>323954469
And then you find out it was some dumb fucking shit fucking everything up. So you just delete all that shit because it's not that great of a mod anyway.
how to tell Left from Right
>>323953228
math desu senpai
Life
>>323957370
How to answer the phone, which took hours for me to figure out after emulating this game
I know know how to speak russian
Meanings, context, words, morals, examining both sides before reaching a conclusion and miscellaneous tidbits. Anime, too for that matter. One Piece taught me to eat an apple properly and I never went back.
Paper Mario taught me how to bake a cake.
>>323957048
Basically, Ive been getting better but it's just all of the fucking CTDs, I have rituals and shit after having about 300-325 mods installed and thousands of CTDs later
>>323953690
Dang it, bobbeh, get off the internet.
>>323953690
>Get Mario's time Machine and Mario is missing on PC
>Time machine is fucking shit because you have to know your dates to even do jackshit
>Actually learn about history shit and get to see where things are in the world in Mario is Missing
It's a damn shame I had the version that didn't include voices, I could have laughed like a mother fucker
>>323958687
>One Piece taught me to eat an apple properly and I never went back.
What is the proper way to eat an apple?
>>323953228
I learned so much about world cultures by playing civ games
>>323959157
You eat it like normal, then when the core remains, you eat that, too. Or you can eat it like a cupcake, just the whole thing. I eat pears that way, too.
>>323959568
>eating the core
you serious?
How much it fucking sucks to have no hit recovery
>>323959568
>you eat that, too
>>323959710
>>323959969
Media has a notorious habit of showing the cores being discarded, when they can be eaten/used as well. Sanji's cooking skills deliberately showed you can use ANY part of your ingredients to full effect. It's what made me so resourceful mindful of what I eat and use.
>>323960443
Yeah and you can eat the rind of a watermelon. I have.
BUT YOU FUCKING SHOULDN'T
>>323960689
You use the rind for decor.
The apple core can be eaten, and its seeds spit out or chewed.
>>323956390
>Life
>Meaning
Spooky
The only games that have taught me anything were the MGS games, just a few tidbits on nuclear age politics, not really anything useful
But the Souls games as well as horror games have made my spacial awareness fucking keen
>>323958687
>videogames taught me meanings, context, words, morals, etc
>anime taught me apples
Bards tale taught me not to believe everything I'm told
That videogames are nothing but a way to escape the bleak reality
>>323962597
>Reading comprehension
How to go through life. You could say this man taught me everything I know, he's literally me.
Never trust your team.
Runescape taught me that humans are a bunch of unlikable fuckers and shouldn't be trusted
>>323959712
I still have not beat hell on this game solo. I just cant find a decent way to grind items I finally caved and duped runes and got bored and quit.
>>323963405
but he just kills people.
