How the FUCK was I supposed to know my character would flip out when I picked the "Glass Him" option? We're at a bar and the guy seems upset so I thought I'd offer him a drink.
BRAVO TELLTALE
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>>323772290
If you get told to "knife someone" do you give them a knife?
>>323772290
It's only your fault for not understanding simple shit... If it had said "Brick him" what do you think Bigsby would build him a fucking house?
>>323772290
Where did this meme come from? I right away my first time what it would do anddidn't do it
>>323772939
One moron didn't understand and made a thread. Then other idiots kept reposting it for teh epic lulz
>>323772290
I can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to think glassing someone could possibly be a positive thing.
>>323772290
A drink through a hole in his cheek.
>>323773167
why is that so hard to believe?
>hug him
give him a hug and make him feel better
>glass him
give him a glass so he can have a drink
this is just poor writing from the game.
[X] Hold her tight
>>323772807
>knife him
>not stab him
>>323773071
>implying all the non native english speaker understood that
Considering we got english version only in France and that we suck at english, it's not surprising I misunderstood the meaning.
>>323773310
When I hear the term glassing, I think of space ships glassing a planet's surface. I have literally never heard the term used in a way that even implies something good happening. The word hug is the friendliest most happy word there is, glass is not a happy word.
>>323772290
I remember making the same mistake.
I figure it was just bar shit like "hit me" or "scotch me."
>>323773597
>not knifing a cunt
You're squandering the English language
>>323773597
Interchangeable, really, a colloquial term used in most English speaking countries.
Can understand non-native English speakers getting confused, but it's fairly logical, even if English as a language is bastardized shit.
>>323772807
Let me car you down the road so the hospital can doctor you back from this shit statement.
Season 2 when?
>very funny
"Fuck you"
>>323772290
>bottle him
What do you do?
OP is right though, dialogue may use colloquial language but text used in menus and such should be plain English.
>Fuck him
Oh, he seems lonely, guess I'll buy him a hooker!
>>323772290
>implying it the same would not have happened if you chose something else
That's all there is to telltale, they make an impression that your choices matter, in reality it's all the same
>>323772290
Live in australia and we have a problem with fights in pubs and glassing people was one of the major problems which is why most pubs servers beer in plastic cups after midnight. My point being everyone here knew what glass him meant.
>>323774194
>I'm too retarded to understand simple English idioms; everything must be written to accommodate my dumb illiterate ass
Read a book sometimes.
>>323778762
Glass him isnt a simple english Idiom.
And if it were, it wouldnt mean "Smash a fucking drinking glass over his head"
It would be something like "Murder him with a gun"
>>323778905
>An idiom (Latin: idioma, "special property", from Greek: ἰδίωμα – idíōma, "special feature, special phrasing, a peculiarity", f. Greek: ἴδιος – ídios, "one's own") is a phrase or a fixed expression that has a figurative, or sometimes literal, meaning.
>>323772939
Like all contemporary shit may-mays these days, it came from /tv/ (the new /b/).
It's basically
>quote line from thing
>pretend you are autistic and do not understand the figure of speech
>"What did he mean by this?"
>americans in charge of the English language
o i am laffin
>merely misunderstood a phrase
>still blames the game makers
Stop playing that game, it's for grownups.
>>323774032
>nurse him
I THOUGHT IT MEANT GIVING HIM A NURSE
>>323772290
>not knowing what 'Glass Him' means
18+
>ITT plebs that don't understand English language or never watched Trainspotting
>>323779685
It's a serious anglicism.
I bet most of the people who don't know what it means are Americans.
Am I the only one who read "Glass Him" and knew exactly what the fuck it meant just instinctively?
I had never even heard the term before but a image of just smashing a bottle into somebodies head popped into mind.
>>323773303
this man is the reason why I didn't [glass him]
I don't understand this meme.
When I read that shit it seemed like it had an obviously negative connotation so I chose something else.
I can't think of any times I've heard a noun used as a verb where something bad didn't happen.
>>323772290
>already playing him as an asshole
>was already expecting it was going to be bad
>>323773071
Not everyone know fucking white trash english slang
>>323780056
nah, you're not alone.
I just hope all the people that got it wrong are ESL or some shit because if not that's kind of sad.
>>323780040
I'm american and I knew it instantly.
>[glass him]
>You don't actually nuke him
FUCK YOU TELLTALE
>>323773765
>"hit me" means to get a drink
>"glass him" means to smash a mug in their face
Language is fucking stupid sometimes.
>>323772290
so besides this autist, is there anyone else who thought "glass him" would mean anything other than violence? especially in that tense situation
>>323781048
It's almost as if context is a thing>>323781048
>[Nigger Him]
What does this option do?
>>323781350
It means 'pester', my plebian friend.
>>323781350
Steal his wallet?
>>323773354
Does putting her to sleep involve killing her?
>>323773731
>glassing a planet's surface
i also think Arbiter Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh glasses plants and doesnt afraid of anything
>>323778537
Wow, you must live in Boganville. Never heard about this plastic cups shit.
>sick em boys!
>it was bad
>burn him!
>it was bad
>glass him
>automatically assume it's bad
How is this hard
Cmon anon, by nature of the game it is obvious that this option meant.
