http://m.ign.com/articles/2016/01/13/undertale-review
Better than Witcher 3. Does this make you regret buying a gaming pc or a console instead of sticking to your laptop?
Well no shit. IGN isn't a reputable source for videogames. If its popular/bribed well they'll give it a 9 or a 10. Almost always a 10.
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But it'sfun
I really wanted to like IGN, the people there seem nice and well adjusted and they've produced a bunch of cool guys like Colin Moriaty and Brian Altano.
But this, this spells the death of IGN for me. A 10 used to mean something, maybe barely, but still it was a mark of quality, of content, replayability, but now it's just worthless.
I didn't actually check to see if it was real or not, but I assume it is.
>>323767565
For a 10 dollar game, it's worth 10/10.
Game has 3-6 hours content with additional 12 hours or replayability/secrets and fun dialog.
I am no homestuck guy but I enjoyed it compared to most triple A games. Had a lot of cute and emotional moments.
>>323769826
Actually it seems okay now that I know MGS 5 got a 10. Score inflation has gotten to the point where a 9 is a good game, and a 10 means there was hype around it.
Fuck IGN, they're singlehandedly ruining video game reviews with this shit. Why isn't a 6 the average score, movies with massive budgets receive them all the time and look how they do at the box office.
It's just childish.
>>323769826
Is this game as good as other masterpieces such as Gone Home?
soundtrack alone is worth ten bucks and a 10/10
I loved playing Undertale but... this shit is fuckin WACK
Good game, but not a 10, 7-8 at most, even for a $10 game. Considering how Undertale came out months ago it's clear they're reviewing it now and so highly just to ride on the hype train.
IGN has been shit forever so who cares.
>>323770524
Undertale is nothing like Gone Homo. It actually has gameplay, unique mechanics, a talented soundtrack, good writing and it lasts more than 15 minutes.
It's like Toby has a curse of creating a horrible fandom
first homestuck and now thisi enjoyed undertale
>10/10 it's ok
wow who saw that coming
>>323772741
>more than 15 minutes
>game ends as soon as you kill the big titted goat bitch and says THE REST OF THE GAME IS COMING SOON MAYBE LOL
Literally a fucking scam, fuck all of you who defend this
>IGN
>ever being relevant
If you want good reviews and GotY awards, go to Gametrailers.
>>323774926
>creating
toby was part of the homestruck fandom senpai
>better than Witcher 3
>yet Witcher 3 as their GOTY
????????????
>>323775169
i guess encouraging would've been a better word than creating then
>game comes out 4 months ago
>game is hugely popular
>ign reviews and gives it a 10
Fuck ign can't stand that site since Greg and Colin left, it's turned into an SJW cesspool like every other gaming site since then. Jared Petty is the only person left there worth a shit.
>>323775048
What? Did you just play the demo?
>>323775404
Wait where did you get SJW from.
This topic has literally nothing to do with any kind of politics.
>>323775561
Tumblr likes it, so it's automatically an "SJW game" regardless of content
>>323775561
I can only comment on undertale? I can't discuss the fucking decline in quality in the IGN staff and the rise of their SJW bullshit?
>>323775664
I never said the game was SJW
>>323775478
No, I bought the full fucking game for TEN US DOLLARS. I started out on Hard Mode from the beginning since I come from Ys games, and then it turns out the game isn't even half an hour long.
>>323775807
Here's your (you)
how long is this game anyway?
>>323775913
>Undertalefags can't actually defend their 15 minute game
The only good thing to come from this scam is the goat porn.
>>323776030
It's about 5 hours a route, so 15 hours altogether
>>323775807
If you want Hard Mode, do a genocide run you idiot.
>>323775807
Haha :)
>>323775219
10/10 is meme
Reminder
>>323776376
>entire game is developed by one guy
Yeah, watch out for those viral shills guys!
>>323776376
>Reminder: dubschan will NEVER leave
>>323776376
Undertale won that meaningless GameFAQs poll because it was raided by Tubblr.
You'd have to be pretty retarded to think a one-man game has a viral marketing department.
>>323769974
I played it, got bored after 2 hours.
It was obvious that you should not hit any enemy to get the good end, yet I looked it up online and it seems you can't get the good on the first playthrough anyway.
That's stupid, so I quit.
Man I hope toby makes a game no one knows about and he enjoys making it.
>>323776376
You can tell that this "viral marketer" has never even played the game.
>>323776593
That just means your a dumbass. You get to the end without killing anyone, get a chance to go back literally five minutes through your save and do a small ass quest to get the good ending. Lazy motherfucker
>>323776772
just like everyone on /v/
Two different threads about this active at the same time, holy shit.
I had no idea so many /v/irgins read or cared about IGN.
>game wants you to be a pacifist
>fuck it, just kill everything
>>323767565
>make shitty game that no serious gamer gives a shit about
>put some leftist agenda in it like socialism, lgbt or cultural Marxism
>immediately get 10/10 from publications that are part of the Jewish media
>>323777352
>creator basically says fuck everyone for trying to stick their agenda in his game where they don't exist
>people do anyway
>everyone then forms sides for or against the game because they're retarded enough to see agendas where they don't exist
congrats you're one of those retards
>>323776851
I've played it as soon it came out. I enjoyed it a lot actually and I did not care that much for the story tbhwyf. Then I found out about genocide runs and such and replayed it a few more times, I still liked it a lot because the dialogues etc were different.
The gameplay is quite good actually and can be a challenging at times.
Best 10$ other than DaS1 that I've spent on a game.
Now I don't even discuss it because /v/ hates it.
I still love it tho.
>>323767565
Undertale is so fucking overrated.
I happened to play Gods Will be Watching after undertale and the later seemed like a masterpiece in comparison.
>>323776593
what? if you don't kill anyone then after you beat the first playthrough you get sent to the very end of the game, unlock a new area, and then when you beat that you can play through the new ending. you don't have to repeat anything at all
>>323776494
Ideologues viral too my friend. It has nothing to do with money, and everything to do with narrative.
Or are we pretending now that the shady shit gaming "journalism" pulled prior to gamergaite?
>>323769974
>emotion
I didn't feel a damn thign during the whole mess, maybe a little sorrow after killing the goofy skellington. And this comign from an ovary slave.
>meme site gives meme game a meme score.
What else did you expect?
>>323777848
>an agenda doesn't exist because the creator said so
By your logic, the accused should always be exonerated simply because he says he's innocent, factual evidence be damned.
>>323775048
God damn right, hard mode or no mode! Name your dude FRISK for the real challenge.
>>323775048
HARD MODE WHEN TOBY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>323769527
i cannot fucking believe youbfaggots think an indie dev that is literally 1 guy, with a kickstarted game that looks like from the NES era actually bribed IGN to get 10/10's. how retarded are you holy jesus jumping fucking christ
>>323779140
Or maybe you're really just seeing shit where it doesn't exist because you're retarded.
>>323770384
ignant and churlish
Now who is the "normie" faggots?! How many times has /v/ collectively shit on ign? So which is it? Does Undertale actually suck since it is IGN's masterpiece, or is /v/ wrong about IGN? Either way anyone who enjoyed this game belongs on tumblreddit. Maybe IGN and /v/ aren't so different...........
>>323781243
Undertale is good, IGN is shit.
There, happy?
>>323767565
>Does this make you regret buying a gaming pc or a console instead of sticking to your laptop?
What kind of stupid question is that?
>>323767565
Now? Why now? The game has been out for what, 3 months? 4?
Its obviously just pandering, they know how rabid that game's fanbase is so they're just paying lip service. Why else would they review a 4 hour game months after it released?
>>323769974
>For a 10 dollar game, it's worth 10/10.
thats not how it works.there are better price-to-gameplay hours games out there that are not 10/10,check pic related
>>323781859
IGN doesn't really care about videogames that aren't either paid to review positively or exceedingly popular. They never give attention to indie games unless they get really, really well rceived, they weren't interested at all in Undertale but they had to give in after it became borderline viral after a couple month because they want those page views.
>>323781304
no.
>>323767565
>people treat undertale's pacifism or genocide gameplay like a new concept
It's like you anons never play vidya.
So why do so many of you seem to hate Undertale? It's a neat game to play and has some creativity in its gameplay and dialogue. I wouldn't rate it a 10/10 but it certainly isn't shit like some of you are saying.
What's a fairly comparable game to come out recently that is better?
>>323782704
the problem is it got popular. that is all.
once something gets popular enough with non 4chan /v/ hates it.
Why are they reviewing now a game released in October?
>>323782902
its a bit more complicated than that
undertale's problem is not its popularity,its the loud and obnoxious fanbase.
of course /v/ will hate it when there is multiple threads about the game each day for more than a month
>Gimmick/meme game given a 10 by website that depends on telling normies that the thing they like is amazing for its survival
>Somehow a surprise
>People still give a fuck what "online game reviewers" think in 2016
Nope
>>323779463
It's pretty obvious social justice warriors and the likes have a reason to see this game succeed. Its not the creator who's bribing the shit
>>323783210
yes like i said.
it got popular.more and more people want to talk about it. that makes people make threads about it. as they do so the contrarians demand it is the worst meme game ever that is killing video games and unless it is an edgemaster/weeb fapbait game it panders to SJW.
>>323783210
Well to be fair any fanbase that isn't tight knit and well mannered is obnoxious in /v/'s eyes.
>IGN waits until a game gets a cult following before giving it a 10
>>323782704
Astronomically overrated.
-The game is praised for its originality but the things this game is well known for were already more or less done on other games.
-Humor is shit because the writing is shit. Breaking the fourth wall doesn't work if you do it every 3 seconds, it ceases to be clever and starts being lazy.
-Furrybait
-super pretentious story that completely collapses once you think about the premise
-mlp-tier fanbase and shitposting. Even if I want to have a serious discussion about the game and its flaws it mostly snowballs into a mixture of deliberate shitposting and screeching fanboyism
>>323767565
>Does this make you regret buying a gaming pc or a console instead of sticking to your laptop?
>>323782704
>comparable
Do you want me to post shit games or good games? I don't understand.
>>323775807
Alright, now name yourself something other than "Frisk" and try again.
>>323784161
well,dont mind me if i get a negative image of the game when its threads consists of one liners,furry porn and some baitpost about why its the best game ever.
Its a game that is designed to be appealing to biggest fanbases-and it succeded.those edgemaster/weeb fapbait games get equal hate as well,you just choose to ignore the negative comments about it.
>>323782902
>IT'S POPULAR! IT'S POPULAR! THE GAME HAS NO FLAWS!
Candy Crush must be game of the fucking milennium, shit. I need to get an iPhone now.
>>323767565
mother fucker i built my $2000 gaming pc to play specifically the only game that mattersdwarf fortress
>>323784453
gimme source for that image!
>>323770586
> cliche fruity loops
> doesn't know what an XLR or 1/4in cable is
Just as biased
This review is by Kallie Plagge. She was a guest on podcast beyond I usually listen to but had to stop in the middle of the last episode since she was a guest and was talking about gender issues, oppression, representation of minorities nonstop. Unbearable.
She is also the same person who gave pokemon a 7.8 because of "too much water".
She also writes about sexism, women representation, etc. in her blog and at ign.
She dropped out from college, has depression and other issues.
So if this person gives Undertale a 10/10, a 12/10 or a 9.5/10 you know it doesn't mean shit.
>>323784564
i never said anything about it having no flaws.
you just assumed that like a faggot.
>>323784548
that is the fan base of every popular game game on 4chan though. undertale is no different. in a few years after the masses have stopped caring it will be heralded as the greatest game 4chan has ever seen and how these normie underage SJW will never understand how cool it is.
>IGN following the fads for more clicks
WHAT A SHOCKING DEVELOPzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>323776593
Nah, see, you can't get the good ending on a normal run. You go through, beat the final boss, get a neutral ending, and then the final boss comes back and as thanks for sparing his life, gives you a hint about how to get the true ending. You reload your save and go from there, then you can access the true ending.
>>323784374
Yeah, its pretty much this.
Like with Minecraft.
If it had gotten the audience these games usually get (not much) it probably would not have even gotten a review.
This is the equivalent of a dad buying a skateboard to try to look cool to his teen son or something
>>323783706
>IT'S AN AGENDA
Nah fuck off.
>>323767565
>Better than Witcher 3
still worse than car soccer
>best game ever
>it's a jRPG clone which isn't even the best jRPG clone ever
I actually don't mind this, at least in short term. I mean, people start creating so many expectatives about the "groundbreaking experience" Undertale is and they forget about the actually good games which were groundbreaking for their times. Say what you want but my autism hates hipsters around the games I like, so I can REEE less
>>323784432
But anon, you don't want to have a serious discussion since you are just shitposting too.
>>323785101
>too stupid to understand whats really going on
You must also think the diversity agenda in Hollywood is not real
>>323776523
>w-we're going to leave and never come back!
>their shitty site is dead on arrival
>they come back within 3 days, shitting up the place harder
>repeat since 2006
Cancer always finds a way to come back
>>323785636
>>323769974
There are games that are $10 or less, have more than 18 hrs worth of "game", and have better everything (gameplay, soundtrack, graphics, story, etc.).
$10 for Undertale doesn't seem to be worth it, like how Gone Home isn't worth $20.
>>323785591
Aren't any of his points valid?
>>323785817
>it is not worth it because it is not like the size of FF6!
>>323786031
why respond?
learn to spot obvious bait
>>323767565
> everyone immediately calls bait this transparent at night
> everyone completelly falls for it during the day
This just about confirms my suspicion that /v/ is mainly 12-18y olds shitposting for some validation.
>>323775125
>Gamefailers
>relevant after 2008
>relevant after naming MW2 PC GoTY for 2009
>relevant after calling the PC "irrelevant"
lel
>reviewed by female
>>323778635
so you're saying undertale is better? well, you got that right
>>323785762
This is the author of the review
http://people.ign.com/kasumi_
This is an article of her what what feminism should represent and how Fury Road got stronk wymen right!
>N-NO GUYS IT'S TOTALLY NOT A REVIEW BY SJW!!!!
get fucked sjw
