>"I can show you a real tunnel snake..."
What did he mean by this?
He was going to show her a snake he found in a tunnel and o can only assume proceeded to dress it in one of their jackets except miniature
Snakes are known to live in burrows/nests in the ground. Thus, he's just offering to show her some nature.
>>323589248
he has ringworm in his ass
>>323589248
F3 a shit
>>323589248
HIS PENIS
HE WANTED TO SHOW HER HIS PENIS
HIS PENIS!
>>323589248
I killed them all during this.
Reminder that if you played as female you were probably raped by them.
If I was a girl I would've been gangbanged in an alley by those guys
Look at her potato face you can tell she's considering it
How did SJWs not flip their shit over this scene?
>>323590216
No, that's too obvious...
>>323590456
Too busy campaigning to get Sacha Boren Cohan arrested
>>323590456
>implying SJW's even existed 6 years ago
SJWs are new, and 4chan somehow made them louder than they would normally be.
>>323590456
Go ask them.
>>323590456
they weren't a thing in 2008
>>323590456
>>323590456
SJWs only appeared recently and are an expression of the death of liberalism
>>323591687
Funny how you can practically tell the person who made this was born in 1990.
>>323591687
>a year ago go on my first date in years
>girl tells me on said date she doesn't care for video games, make a mental note of that and proceed with the convo.
>next week we're out again and she tells me she cant believe what some dude said to her the day before and then ends her story with "I mean like, the cake is a lie.. you know."
>I just stare blankly for a few seconds and wonder what the fuck happened to my life.
Of all the possible memes that could have crossed over or made their way into broader pop culture from video games why was it "le cake was a pie shit?" I still cant wrap my brain around how this happened.
>>323592338
>being older than 25
>>323592338
so?
>>323592538
So this is probably more telling about the author's subjective experiences in high school and growing social awareness than about societal changes.
>no option to make slow, sweet love to Amata
How did Bethesda fuck this up?
>>323592808
Femaleor shitty white knighting maledetected.
>>323592410
Pastries and baked goods tend to be the go-to object for "random" humor, much like sporks. To quote King Crimson, it just works.
>>323591996
feminists have existed for decades, don't be an idiot
>>323592338
I'm young but I like the older games, not the newer ones my friends play lol. Just like music gib me de 60's not Gaga and Bieb's.
>>323594080
rabid feminism only appeared quite recently
>>323594628
>rabid feminism is recent
It's always been around, were just noticing it now because they "care" about video games now.
>>323594628
lol it's nothing new
>>323594847
>>323594919
on the scale of history liberalism only appeared recently, in the late renaissance
rabid feminism over the past, what, 50 years or so?
It's in its death throes at this point
liberalism is a fad that's going to fade into irrelevance
>>323595364
While it philosophically was only recognized in the late 18th century, liberalism has been a thing as long as hard work and private property has.
>>323595364
>Liberalism is a fad that's going to fade into irrelevance
You wish.
>>323595364
>rabid SJWs are liberals
I love this meme.
>>323595613
[citation needed]
>>323593973
>>323592410
not only that, it was also one of the first bigger memes that came from video games
See compare this to Fallout 4's writing. 4's such an improvement it's amazing
>>323592410
Wait, I'm confused. She played portal but didn't beat it? That game is only 2 or 3 hours long. How was she unable to beat it?
>>323596394
>How was she unable to beat it
She's a woman.
>>323596394
Normies cant even devote that much time to vidya. She probably plays it in ten minute segments across a two year period.
>>323592410
>game can be easily completed in about an hour without using exploits
>fails to complete it
How
>>323596367
What?
>>323589248
>mfw I just realized how shitty the FO3 vault jumpsuit design is
>>323590456
They didn't play games back then.
>>323596394
it takes critical thinking, something women don't have
>>323596693
most everything in the game is shitty
>>323589248
how do they get those jackets anyways
did vault tec pack them so the dwellers can have a gang?
>>323596929
Yeah but the vault jumpsuits... Well honestly I got rid of the jumpsuit ASAP so maybe that's why I don't remember it that well.
>>323596693
what's wrong with that? no, really whats wrong?
>>323594847
it has moreso to do with social media than anything. Everything is much more apparent when you can endlessly access it in seconds.
>>323596968
Costumes for plays that would happen in the vault
>>323590456
They weren't retarded faggots back then
They understood that Fallout takes place in a fucked up world and fucked up things will be said
>>323596968
Made from genuine roach leather
>>323597196
The original jumpsuits looked much more like the one in FO4. This piece of shit looks like your typical mechanic jumpsuit. It doesn't fit and looks ugly.
Despite the potato face, I always thought Amata was kinda cute
>>323597395
i see,do you have an image of the F4 vaultsuit?
>>323590456
The "bully/deliquent/greaser" character hitting on girls in a crude way is a pretty old trope.
>>323597395
No they don't, the jumpsuits were depicted to be a lot less formfitting than the newer designsI still think the 3/New Vegas design is the best
>>323596394
The real story IIRC is that she had some issue (inner ear thing or something?) that made it hard for her to play Portal without getting dizzy.
I remember hearing reports of people getting dizzy playing Halo 2 due to the camera bob or something so it doesn't sound implausible.
That said, maybe she watched her boyfriend play it or something? Or maybe she watched a let's play? Would anyone have questioned it if she hadn't been female?
>>323597883
>Would anyone have questioned it if she hadn't been female?
Yes you roastie cunt, she's buying video game merchandise for attention like kid with a minecraft t-shirt
>>323597605
>>323597827
>>323598023
I get the feeling you didn't read my question as carefully as perhaps you should have.
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
>>323598380
Which part exactly?
>>323598580
If it was a guy he would probably have quit the game for being a "shitty meme game" and not use it to gain popularity.
>>323598147
The number on the back for Fallout 4 looks better
or just not retarded
>>323598580
>Would anyone have questioned it if she hadn't been female?
That part.
Because the answer is of course "no" and if some dude did buy vidya merchandise "for attention" no one would ever know because no one would bother to ask.
>>323595364
The Suffragettes literally threw bricks through windows and committed arson. These "rabid" feminists are saying nasty words on Twitter.
>>323599239
I suppose but he'd still be considered a chode
>>323592338
Funny how you can tell the person who made this post is a faggot
>>323599364
Yeah but Anon wasn't alive back then but now it's about his video games.
Besides, equal rights movements of the past were just common sense but now we live in the enlightened era of just the exact time Anon happens to have been born in and there's no progress left to be made any more.
>>323599958
In terms of equality there still is shit to do
just most people are morons and think women should be better to balance it out or something stupid
>>323599958
>no progress left to be made any more.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide
>>323600232
We need to make more females kill themselves, so it's a fair unbiased stat.
>>323596394
Because Japan is always right
>>323601125
>the guy isn't just a girl with a dick slapped on it
aww yeah nigguh
he wanted to rape her and shove the cum rags in your face
>>323589248
how these pipboys even works?
i hope this just showing player current status
>>323589248
watching this part again, amata gets fucking roasted hard lmao
literally cannot handle the bantz
>Amata is slim af
>reacts to getting called fat
why
>>323601894
Lights are built in a way to mimic sunlight
>>323590456
>SJW boogieman behind every corner
>>323602673
that's realistic
>>323603784
>Fallout
>Realistic
Sure it's retarded but you should tolerate the retardedness considering the setting
>>323589248
who is the brown J-Law?
